₦airaland Forum

glo dey fall hand..... big time!

ok nah!
I bin tink sey na melecine tablet dem wan do....i 4 addvice dem 2 do syrup and capsule own join.

Onto wetin nah....

When dem finally release am,price go come be another thing...

make sss leave mass sobbing alone o or else di tin wey hapin for year 1914 go hapin again o. B-)

gbosaa: My friend shattaap and listen to him..use water next time..you are a million years behind..
You are lucky,you are not a woman..you turn around for some do.ggy style...the mans anaconda shrinks to the size of earthworn..

Ike nsi like you.

ehm...ehm... Confirm true talk!
I bin don get first hand xperience wen i bi badt boi chairman no gree perform again i jus tel d babe sey i nid 2 pais so we go continue later .

I fitnot xplain weda na laff or na cry dey do mi now... D@ pix is 'off-da-rail'

jude33084: pk give me Saka email address

broz,u nor get shaking as con-sign d he-mail tin...just MEAT all dos pipo wey dey register mtn sim card for road side i cockshure sey dem go just port im ported he-mail number to you.

Ask saka nah...

obadiah777: AFTER ALL THIS WHAT IF SHE DISCOVERS SHE HAS CANCER OF THE RECTUM. THAT WOULD BE A B-IT-CH WOULNT IT ?

cancer of d eyes...pluck off d eyes.
Cancer of d nose...cut off d nose.
Cancer of d ears...cut off d ears.
Cancer of d tongue...cut off d tongue.
Cancer of d mouth...ceal up d mouth.
Cancer of d head...cut off d head and replace d head with a plastic head.
Intestine cancer nko?!...remove all d intestine and replace wit plastic tubes.
Cancer of d blood...drain all d blood and....blood of J!

ehm...how mussh bi dis fome sef?
I wan travel rissh mai villassh tumoro an' i dey plan to cell mai granpapa huntin gun an' buysickle.
I hop sey i go fit make enuf moni 2 bye dis fome.

Idboyunique: im still thinking whats the matter

bros,mi sef still dey tink am say...aah aah wot hapin nah?!
All dis kill am,fyte am,roast am,we nor go gree na unto wetin nah?
Infak...wot is a mata?!

acidtalk: What in Heaven's name is This Country Nigeria turning into?

If this so called House of Representative members have nothing to do, can they just close that chambers, give the keys to Tambuwwal to continue globe trotting with rotimi Ameachi in his private jet. This whole thing is making a mockery of this country.

Is it the Head of Jamb the House of Representative are meant to summon on the Dullards who have nothing in their heads and their parents who no longer scold them to go and read.


The educational standard as so gone down the drain that even a day to exams, students will have heavy ear phones in their ears (they call DRE abi shey na Snoppy) listening to some immoral meaningless songs being sang by all the so called illiterate wanna be dropouts.

Nothing in Nigeria is improving anymore, everything seems to be nose diving, from morals, to spiritual life, educational standard, respect, conscience, trust, hardwork, humility, honesty......


Tambuwwal tell your boys to face more pressing issues rather than blaming an innocent man and his team for marking genuinely without bias what those useless dullards tick in the exam sheet.

Well, I don't blame dem sef. Afterall the thief that called himself Farouk Lawan was the chairman Committee on Education. They are looking for ways to siphone bribe from the Budget given to Jamb this year.

Students : if una dare insult me, na the person wey dey the oldest picture for una house una dey talk to.

Olodo bunch of students in a dead nation. Like Olodo Students like their Dumb President.

gbam gbam gbam.... 1milla times.

All dis loop hole dis round hole dat mi nor understand o.na for only d awuf wey peson dey sshop na im dey always get loop hole wey dem de block... I wonda y de 5naira wey dem de collect nor dey get jump hole and loo hole wey go make dem forget 2 collect am.

same same here o.
Bros,na now i know sey dis mtn pipo dem bi real tif pipo.
Loaded #750 yesterday,made calls to my fnf numbers bros eh d whole wow tin plus my original airtime just waka after after lyk 10mins yarning.d tin pain mi nobi small, i almost send my fone message but i cum pity de blo.ody fone lol.

i dey supply alomo bitter in large kwantiti...
E dey dey good to take step down in a situation lai dis.
Special bonanza... Drink 3 big bottles and get one kpelepe free.
Hurry now and order for urs!

sincere.,ops!
Insincere 2 da rescue....

ok nah!
Maybi dem guys wey dey read weather don yarn dem say rain no go fall plenty dis yar.
No shaking! my generator dey 24/7 always generating and supplying power till further notice...

insincere9ja na one man mopol wey fit do anytin for gej.mi no know y dis guy dey carry gej mata for head lai sey na him bi de real gej.no 9ja president wey pipo neva bad mouth even civilian barak obama of usa still get pipo wey dey bad mouth am...mtcheew,nonesensical nonesense.
Bros,if u no fit stand pipo bad mouthing gej,just find one thick forest enter go hunt grasshoppers.
If u lai kol me apc,cpc,tinubu,buhari,hater,opposition na ya own toro bi dat...mtcheew.

dat woman must bi a 'konkiri' mixer aka bprick layer or na mekaniki she bi...na dia hand dey strong lai dat...

Na wah o!
Since wen e don bcum sin or krime 4 pesin 2 sick?!
Make unu leave mama 9ja alone nah!
Mi sef dey sick alomo-laria....mtcheew.

Sincere 9gerian: Whatever the attraction maybe, my position on this matter is that it will be unwise for the current govt to begin probe of former head of states now. The govt does not need that distraction now.

Those who are clamouring for the govt to take on former presidents would before the end of today have mentioned atleast ten OTHER pressing problems they want the govt to tackle.

Interestingly, those clamouring for the govt to take on former presidents are the same IDs notorious for their PATHOLOGICAL HATRED for the president. These are the same IDs that abuse, insult, curse and call the president all sort of names. The fact that someones KNOWN ENEMIES are urging the person to go on battle should make the person jettison that battle atleast for that moment.

For me, the govt should remain FOCUSED on its ongoing reforms and programmes. This is my stand.

bros,nor vexx o...if to sey na tinubu or na buhari dey for dis mata so shey u go still dey yarn all dis grama wey u dey yarn so?! Abi u just like to dey sshop guguru with all d cornas of ya mouth... Bros,nor bi only u like nigeria and nor even think sey na u only like gej pass.
Peace!

Rhino.5dm:
Where dem dey? Doyin Okupe, SincereFool, Slimstupid and other sh!t rolling maggots? Where are the likes of Labaran Maku the rattling snakes?

Let's gooooooooooo thereeeeeeee!!!! The challenge is her......Show your worth by arresting or probe him.

naaaah...dem nor fit do sha!t.just watch and see...na only insults and names dem go begin throw @ baba.
Okupe go soon show... action! ghenghen!

Sincere 9gerian: It is only sensible not to add the battle of former head of states (OBJ, IBB,etc) to the plate now. The current president already has his plate FULL, more than any president before him. The president is battling Boko haram, kidnapping, crude oil theft, militancy in Niger Delta, bad roads, unstable power, poor rail network, unemployment, poor health facilities, poor education, almajiris in the north, poverty, politics of re-election in 2015, influence of social media, etc. The plate is FULL already.

Any person or group of people that loves the president and mean well for this country would not advice him to take on the former head of states, atleast for now.

After 2015 elections, by which time some of the problems on the plate now may either have been solved or minimized, the president can confidentally confront NEW battles, including if necessary, the probe of OBJ and co. But for now, it will be a bad decision.

hehehehe...see dis one!
Mtcheeeew.

lacasa: Retardeeen over to u

no! no!! no!!!
Sincere 9ja over to u...

emmatok: No need stories,
Tell your Oga GEJ to
PROBE HIM IF YOU CAN.

bros sshop knuckles!

spcoded: I got it too but how do i use it before 14 days

guy,sharply sharply begin 2 dey kol even dead pipo wey u know...

Unu sshure sey no bi buhari and tinubu send dem...oh,e fit bi haters or opposition dem...

Abdul Adam56: long process

loooong tin!
Mi nor port any port,get all d network for mi pouch.

mtcheew...make unu dey dia dey run unu mouth abi na fingas about andrew abi na android dem dey kol am...mi don pass d@ level. Na ZENOID mi dey use now.
Abegi mey unu no ask mi wich kain fone b d@ cos na 4 my dream i use am o.

diarra94: So whats da big deal, it will even help her in destroying all the ringworm on her scalp

u bi baahdt peson o,lol.