₦airaland Forum

harakiri: What on earth are you talking about? Missing something how? Finance or $exual finesse? I've seen guys who are good in bed,financially comfortable,good looking (the whole total package) and yet. . .They still got cheated on by their ladies. It's not about "missing something or lacking something". The truth is, women NEVER know what they really want. If they ask for oranges and you give them, they'll say the prefer apples. If you give them apples, they'll say it should have been apple pie. If you bring apple pie, they'll get angry and wonder why you keep giving them all they ask for. The fastest way to end your life is to delude yourself into believing you can please a woman 100%. Even women themselves don't know what they want (the few honest ones amongst them will tell you this point blank).

NB : Get into the real world and quit watching all those Oprah Winfrey shows that are focused on brainwashing men into believing "everything wrong in relationship is THEIR fault" and thus, men are turned into she-men and outright wussies.

pro01: Excellent topic. This is so so typical and true. Especially for those girls that had claimed to be virtuous, and played the part to perfection.

Girls hate the fact that you have the audacity to catch them in the act. . .thereby stripping them of the luxury (they are used to) of pretending to be virtuous or moral or loyal or "good" or whatever. They would have preferred that you merely suspected them and voiced out your suspicion (without ever catching them red handed). . .so that they can blackmail you with the typical accusation that you're "insecure", or "immature" or that you committed the mortal sin of not "trusting" them enough. Catching them red handed makes them hate you for not being "secure" enough to allow them be themselves. That's the only reason why they naturally react aggressively to bubble bursting occasions like being caught in the act.

I know them like the back of my palm, trust me on that. For dudes who care to learn, UNDERSTAND THIS: With women, never deem any "good"; no such thing exists. It's only a matter of comparative badness.

pro01: Excellent topic. This is so so typical and true. Especially for those girls that had claimed to be virtuous, and played the part to perfection.

Girls hate the fact that you have the audacity to catch them in the act. . .thereby stripping them of the luxury (they are used to) of pretending to be virtuous or moral or loyal or "good" or whatever. They would have preferred that you merely suspected them and voiced out your suspicion (without ever catching them red handed). . .so that they can blackmail you with the typical accusation that you're "insecure", or "immature" or that you committed the mortal sin of not "trusting" them enough. Catching them red handed makes them hate you for not being "secure" enough to allow them be themselves. That's the only reason why they naturally react aggressively to bubble bursting occasions like being caught in the act.

I know them like the back of my palm, trust me on that. For dudes who care to learn, UNDERSTAND THIS: With women, never deem any "good"; no such thing exists. It's only a matter of comparative badness.

Super1759: the name didn't originate from you but as long as nairaland is concerned, you have taken it upon your self to invoke the name by all means, 9-out of 10 of your posts carries the name

Jerie: Stray sp.erms like you are one of the reasons I believe condoms should be free and abortion should be legalized.

truth4meal: GEJ has every right under the law to contest just like every Nigerian under the law of coordinated and rightful thinking has every right not to vote for him. 2015 means a lot to GEJ and Nigeria - it will show our sincerity to better governance, it will how we reward underperformance, it will show that GEJ is a "messi", it will show the strength of PDP and the opposition, it will show if Nigerians will endure another failed four years, it will show if as Nigerians we want corruption to boldly say "I don't give a damn", it will show if GEJ can win shoeless and shoeful - it will show how comatose is our resolve for change. 2015 means a lot to Nigerians who seek a positive change.

Clemzy16: It will ends when oil totally dries in Nigeria(irony).

la furia: see how nigerians are speaking grammer as if the goverment is sincere. can someone tell me just one investigation in the all of nigeria history that indicted nigeria govt officials and they got prosecuted? do u guys really think ribadu report would EVER be acceptable even if it was done correctly...hahahah. we don enta one chance.....

verification of result my foot. ribadu says company A has 100M, and u expect company A to present a spread sheet of 100M so that he verify? seriously?

for the sake of argument what is the way out, we all want a better nigeria rite? what should the preseident do? there are lot hypocrite here in NL who wishes that no bloody report should indict this govt. wen the report came, u hardly see them in talking or monitoring the thread about it but when the report is given a k-leg by the goverment, u see them very active, posting why the report cannot be acceptable. you know urselves. beta repent.

post.email:
Omo, I'm tired of this country.
*Bleep* the country!
*Bleep* all the mo'fvckers on this site who act and write like everything in this Shyt hole country is honkeydoorey!
Hello people! It ain't rosy here; and those in charge are a bunch of greedy coons.
Churches are everywhere.... Wickedness everywhere!!! I wonder how people can claim to be born again when every facet of life here is corrupt.Nothing is in anyway easy, i mean nothing! except you throw money at it.

Sorry, good fellas, I had to air my frustrations! But no apologies to dumb coons!

Gorrbachev: I've noticed that ibos are the ones complaining bitterly about the okada ban in Lagos. are these okada riders the ibo middle class that control 90% of Lagos?

Gorrbachev: I've noticed that ibos are the ones complaining bitterly about the okada ban in Lagos. are these okada riders the ibo middle class that control 90% of Lagos?

crowbar: Its been on sale since last 2 months, my Uncle bought 1 for 171000 @ shoprite, Abuja.

take dat: For your information I don't reside in Lagos and where I am Okada is banned. If you are tired of your unpleasant experience in Lagos hit your village. F*cking Lagos Looker.

onetrack: Who performed the wedding ceremony of Adam and Eve? They weren't married, they just did "it".

We don't know who Jesus' real father was....maybe Mary claimed to be pregnant by God in order to cover up the fact that she was messing around on the side and didn't want the shame of having an out-of-wedlock baby. In any case, how do we know that Joseph and Mary were formally married?

We DO know about Solomon and his family....let's see...was it 300 wives and 500 concubines? Good, solid upright family man, Solomon was.

I do think that a wedding ceremony is not important. If there is a good reason to have a civil marriage contract, such as making sure the kids are taken care of, then fine, but it does not have to be religious in any way.

muskeeto2: oh, then there was David, killed someone's husband so he could get her..
then the 12 disciples, were any of them married.. we know Saul wasn't married and was a serial masturbator... maybe like okeyxyz...