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tunize:
What kind of help is this? Can you work without pay oga food when you nor go eat nor serve anoda person

Didn’t you read (b4 he now amended it), said he needed a job, said nothing about money

confirmedniggae:
At where sir?

My no is 0810/6957/838

Thats my WhatsApp .

You can drop your no sir

Thanks. Let me just reiterate, no pay o. I’m just helping you stave off depression

HRSweetness:
I honestly wish this title could read something like, "bitter wannabe journalist, Kemi olulonyo, beaten and arrested.

You just voiced what’s in many people’s minds.
But watch out, the loony has many monikers on this forum

OtemAtum:
Ridiculous made-up fable how? Can you explain why you think it is a fable, pls

I don’t think it, I KNOW it. Like any fable it exists entirely in the story with no relationship to real life. Compare to any fable you know

confirmedniggae:
Yes I need something to be doing .

Do you want to help sir ?

I wouldn’t mind helping out. Easy job too. I need a gateman.

confirmedniggae:
Where did I display bad manner in my post bro ?

Nairalanders I need job .

Confirmed Nigger, actually you need money -
and this as good a forum as any to ask for it. But If all you need is a job, I have things you can be doing just to keep busy and not get depressed - as long as pay is not involved

OtemAtum:
What of those who have read the Book of Universal History, can't they write this too?

I don’t care who read it, ONLY OtemAtum would quote the ridiculous made-up fable

OtemAtum:
Since when did DazzlingD star answering Otem?

Only OtemAtum can write this:
“This reminds me of the story of one of the sons of God, Atum. He came to earth, met and fall in love at first sight with mother earthus”

kennyz247:
thank you Baba God for the love you showed Nigeria on covid 19 matter... if not for you, ds pandemic for consum us like like tea and bread

Amen!!!!!
I tell you, more than half of Lagos would have been wiped off! And you tell me there is no intelligent design about these things?!

TOMMYS:
My girlfriend started misbehaving and disrespecting me immediately I started having financial issues.

Won’t you start misbehaving and disrespecting her if she suddenly got fat and ugly?

I really feel for you my brother, though there are 3 sides to every story. What rich people get away with in Nigeria eh! What poor people see eh! No union, no police or court system to protect u. All are according to how much in you pocket!
Nigeria is simply the wrong place to be poor.
If you want to be poor and be poor in peace, leave Nigeria!

Homeboiy:
We too Dey quick use that word LOVE
You meet person today wey you no know
The next thing is
Baby I love you all my life
Mtcheeww

eneazi:
LMAO! Nigerians have no regards for that word

Depends on your definition of love. The Bible says we should love basically everybody. So why can’t you say “I love you” to a close friend?

dazzlingd:
Yea it is possible, u can meet someone and fall in love for a life time.

This reminds me of the story of one of the sons of God, Atum. He came to earth, met and fall in love at first sight with mother earthus

Lol OtemAtum you are funny Why not just name her Earth? Who are you fooling with the attached u and s

EmzyT:
To you, not me! I don't Chase Love, Affection and Attention. I only chase money, money and more money. What am I even trying to say here? I only chase things i'll profit massively in return.

How can I be begging and chasing a Liability to come and Enjoy herself? If it isn't foolishness, then I don't know what to call it

Look at it this way, when you use 10,000 of that your money to buy a dog, you’ll value it more than the one you bought for 500. Well, time is money. So same way, if you spend 100 days to get a girl, you’ll value her more than the one that cost you 4 hours. It’s not fair, you should value the one that didn’t give you wahala more.
But life’s not fair

Bouncin:
This is the mentality of most ladies, but this is not entirely true. A lot of ladies tend to over do these things. There's limit to everything. When you over do your shakara most guys see it that you don't want them and then they move on.
The shakara is supposed to be used to ascertain if the guy truly loves you so once you establish this why continue wasting his time just to form hard to get. Some ladies have lost their dream men just because of unnecessary hard to get. That's foolishness.
Even, some guys after wasting their time forming, if they finally get you and probably sleep with you, without anything special ( which of course will always be the case) they will be like "so this is all that have been suffering me" they will treat you anyhow and Las las he will still dump you.

It’s not fair that’s why you don’t want to admit it is true. You’d value a girl more if she manages to make you work harder to get her - without losing you. A smart girl will make it up to you in other ways. After being angry you’d still come back.
But it’s extremely hard to do if a girl is really into you or if she feels other girls are after - because she herself will desperately want to give you sex. That’s why princes always marry outside their kingdom or someone who never knew they were prince when they met

phemmyfour:
And how many prophecies were averted in the Bible outside King Hezekiah's

Even King Hezekiah didn’t happen like these ones. See below how it actually happened

Very informative article OP, kudos
Lalasticlala this is front page worthy

Here’s the rest of the article:

This feature is only available for iPhone devices running on iOS 15.2 upward, but this option will be available only if the phone has been repaired or fixed before. Follow the steps below to check the originality of your iPhone’s parts:

* First, go to Settings, then click on "General" and then "About."
* Now, head to the “Parts and Service History” section, which is visible below the device’s serial number.
* Finally, a list of all the parts that have been changed will be available alongside if they are Genuine or Unknown (fake).

That's all. As stated earlier, if the “Parts and Service History” section is missing, then nothing has been replaced and the iPhone has remained sealed since it left the factory.
According to the iPhone model you use, there are different repairs that will be displayed in the “Parts and Service History” section.

* Like, on an iPhone 12 or 13, you can see whether the battery, camera, or display has been replaced.
* Then, on an iPhone 11, this is limited to the battery and display.
* The iPhone XR, XS (and Max), and iPhone SE will only display the battery.

Do you have anything for fat gain?

EmzyT:
Lmao

...Besides, saying YES on our first day of meeting or after 30 years doesn't change anything

Actually it does. As in every aspect of life, the harder you work for something, the more you pay for something, the longer you wait for something, the more scarce something is, the more you will value it. Regardless of the true value of the thing. It’s not fair, but that’s how life is

Aidejay:
And people will still troop to those churches in their numbers. Me I cannot seat down under the anointing of a man who claims God said when God did not.
We are now wagering between who is a liar MOG or God and we know God no dey lie.

John Ruskin said "To see clearly is Poetry, Prophecy and religion all in one."

People will always troop to the churches no matter how bad the pastors. Just as they’ll always give money even if the pastor is obviously wasting it on a flamboyant lifestyle. You know why? Because that’s what they do - they are not doing it for the pastor or for God. They are doing it for themselves, for their conscience, out of habit. Just as in any habit, if they don’t do it they won’t be quite themselves.

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One thing I know for certain: both sides cannot be right.
Either the kid and his mates and first autopsy made it all up OR the second autopsy is a scam.
Both can’t be right.

Really sad

PoliteActivist:


Welcome back boss. Good to know you are still alive and kicking. You did a very courageous thing starting this thread and it'll be a lasting legacy to you.
But right now the thread is at mercy of Nairaland mods, who can just erase it any time as if it never existed. There has to be a way to guard against that.

On another note, that your experience was psychological and physiological. Take good care of your health and focus on Lord Jesus not another human being. Don't become like one of these gullible people these pastorpreneures take advantage of!

So true. Happy new year saynotocultism, you’ve also inspired people like cultistupdate to join the fight. One day cultism in Nigeria will be relegated to lunatic fringe where it belongs. Regular people will hardly know it still exists. The fight would have been won and people like u will be the heroes of that fight!

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
Crimes in demographics and different parts of any city applies just any city you can think of.
Don't even think for a second of venturing into South south Chicago or West End in Atlanta. Sure certain parts of Lagos are also more dangerous than others.
Nigeria as a whole is more dangerous than the US but Lagos is much safer than most US cities.
Also, most crimes in Nigeria are committed by those that you don't know while most in the US are committed by those that you know.
Statistically speaking, there are more murders in US per capital than in Nigeria.

All I know is if I’m walking down the street with a backpack of money and my phone, in US the police won’t want to know what’s in my bag or phone for no reason and I won’t be kidnapped!
Nigeria OF TODAY is more dangerous than US. Police may rob u themselves, and won’t show up if you are being robbed!

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
Lagos, is far safe than most large cities in the US.
Only if you know how many people are killed in the city of Chicago alone on weekly basis.
Google is your friend, try doing some research.

Only if u r a certain demography or live in certain areas. Lots of Nigerians live in US. I bet you they all feel safer in US than Nigeria, not just theory

planetx:
Free housing indeed, I doubt you have ever left Nigeria before. Maybe it is those nasty shelters you are calling free housing.

You obviously have never been homeless in USA. If only poor countries knew how these rich countries live. No, the shelters are not nasty at all. Homeless people are pampered, why some people actually choose it.
Do you know they all get smart phone with unlimited data?

almarthins:
He said 30% of lagosian re homeless

We have to first define homeless. Many “homeless” people in US are housed better than Nigerian lower class. They all also get a free smart phone with unlimited data

thebosstrevor1:
Force to them to which indoor?
There are lot of cases if homeless people freezing to death during the winter, just search on Google

The police force them to go to shelters - that’s the law.

GidiCars:
That's not true, most of those Job openings off shitty pay and are not sustainable. You'd have to work like 3 jobs to keep up.

If you use Reddit, kindly visit r/antiwork so you can see how people complain. Most of those jobs don't pay well.

What is the minimum wage in New York? Google it

Kobojunkie:
To home how many of the over 750,000 homeless people in on the plot and self contained though? ghostmode2two

The problem is limited resources.... there are more people homeless- and there are resources to go around. How many 2 bedroom flats you wan build to house 750,000 people this year? How many more for others who later become homeless.

Below are the New York homeless shelters we talking about. It comes with three meals a day and all sorts of services and benefits. Compare to that shack you’ll build.

Danmisra:
Pls leave these brainwashed people, they think everything the see in films and on the news is true of America. All their propaganda saying America is, place of freedom and the fancy life is half trues, America has ghettos, poor people and high tax rate but they will never show thses thing in their movies or news by their Media unless you read or watch some shows or interviews. Pls leave the illiterate alone or else they will make to start behaving like them

Ok, let’s compare by numbers:
Every single man, woman, and child was given total $3000 cash for pandemic. Nigeria?
Covid tests are free for everyone. People are paid $100 in NY to get covid vaccines and $100 to get boosters. All these include the homeless.
Nigeria?

almarthins:
Where u get the figure from? Do u av any idea of what 30% represent? Don't just sit behind ur keyboard n be spewing unverified figure. Abi u homeless too

He’s right. See below. And these are real jobs with benefits. Not 100k a month jobs