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90 percent of you won’t believe this but try it pls , treat them like a piece of shits . They will still come back to you . Eat their food without any compliment ( no so sweet ) , ( no you’re beautiful nothing nothing ) , just try to be a crazy asshole , they ( 90 percent of ladies or gf(s)) will keep finding a way to make sure you love them and show it . Even if you do and you know down in your heart that you love them . Don’t show it . Let’s them work on how to make you love them till eternity . Men ain’t cheap . Let’s make them know ahahahah a . Let’s be an assholes together

IamNotATroll:
So, I am what people call "MUMU" and this crosses across all genders. But since I would not marry a dude I'd talk about my relationship with girls.

Whichever girl comes my way we get talking and if she just seems to be very nice I fall in love immediately. Now before you start saying it's infatuation blah blah... I know what I feel and whenever they end it I get hurt. Not hurt for 1 week. I am still hurt by girls that broke up with me 10 years back.
Whenever they come, whatever problem they have I get so worried and try to source out money to get them out (yea, almost all of them). I always want them to be comfortable.
When they wrong me I say sorry, when I wrong them I say sorry.
I dont get too protective, I give them their freedom and also call them out when they're wrong and I still end up saying sorry.

Even the ones that hurt me when they send me a message something in me just ignites and says "could they be thinking about coming back?" But, it never happens, it would be just a "hi-how've-you-been?" Like they care

I am not rich but, I try my best. As a matter of fact, I am below average financially (maybe that's the problem)

The Last girl, I emptied my account for her just cuz, I felt I am at home and she needed it more cuz she was in school. One day she stopped responding to my messages or picking my calls.

I hear girls like rough guys that dgaf, I tried that and then still ended up apologizing. Clearly that ain't my thing.

Before they break up with me I see signs but, I choose to believe I'm just being too sensitive and then, it happens.

I've tried with high class girls and lowclass girls but, they all act thesame way towards me and I'm like "wtf is wrong with my emotional life?"

God knows I am good looking, educated, tall, not dark, smart, creative... the only thing I feel I lack is ability to socialize (clubs, bars, football, FB, Twitter etc), money, job and the ability to be a douché.

I'm above 30, so yes, I'm old enough.

So, I want to know if anyone has any clue to stop loving girls totally. Cuz, maybe I'm a sacrifice on earth, cursed not to ever be loved.
I hear girls don't like people who apologize, who are sincere, who are nice and seriously I can't be anything else so maybe this thing ain't for me.

As my moniker says I am not a troll but, I don't wanna be stigmatized so I used a different account.
You can ask me questions and I would respond, just need to be done with this
Thank you

. You need a tutorial brah . Dm me let me teach you how to be an asshole . It’s good to dump them than them being dump you �. There has never been a win -win game . It’s either win-lose or lose-win .

We are coping , we are nairamiling ������ , we are soaping �������. Don’t laugh too much guys

Effect of having a child is crazy for someone that is not ready psychologically. Pls don’t fool yourself guys . Don’t keep a baby because of lust ( fake love ) . Don’t bring a child to this cold world to suffer . How many time have you been to spar yourself , do manicure , pedicure, massage , eat good food , how much is your salary , wages , where do you stay , are you physically , naturally and psychologically ready ? Pls ignore love . “Love don’t pay bills “

We will do the needful needs . I will do the needful needs don’t let me say we will . If ain’t ready to have a baby she must take it down ( off ) and If she’s not ready to do that then she should go and give birth but not staying with me because I have no plan to keep a child yet but I can still manage to be helping her once in a while but not staying with me . That’s what I’m going to do honestly . I don’t care if you like my comments or not . I won’t appear good here and be bad inside . I am who I am and I will do what I want

Naturally born thug , erudite of all time , jiga of pretty women , I hail ooo �

tydi:
Mine has always been there, nothing to hide in God's amazing craft like me.
I'm real, I'm a hustler, I'm a thug!!!

Not everything that you see are real , some unseen are even more real than the one you’re seeing , use your (sq) social quotient .

Sexytincoll:
most of them are fake and trolls

Too much must not be known bruh , we are in a cold world , you get what I’m saying ✅

Jeboy:
I noticed the trend of guys hiding their profile pics which was not so when we joined nairaland those days.

Is it because of the deceit, past experience, u just want to be anonymous, the vulnerability effect, intention to scam(some that use other genders pics).

Just drop a reason (s) why you chose to hide your true profile pics on nairaland.

Lol.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
But sir are u a virgin?

Beckysexy:
Nah nah
Not me
If you treat me like trash, I'll also treat you like trash.That's my law
Me wey no gbadun before

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How i wish we can date for just a month lol and come back on here to share your experience

Really ? Pls give me a chance for a month let’s date lol

]With old women your account balance and mind are at peace ✌️

You don’t need to be pretend if you’re really a human and know what you’re doing . It’s ya life meh , you’re not living for me or for your parents , live it the way you want , do what makes you happy , if it’s Orisha go worship am , don’t leave for anybody , parents , girl friends and others , nobody is following you to the grave bra /sis . Live it the way you like .

Nylon guy una well done ,, those who Dey laugh you now go cry later and you go laugh them last , don’t give up on the nylon . It’s for a certain period of time lollllolo

Lols , this life sha . You can still manage hiv but who knows if coro can be managed

Hmmm ., girls of your category bro , some girls are wise and their Brain work faster than clock , you can only lure an hungry girl with this not a smart girl . Let me do one small analysis for you bro . We have bitch , slut and holes . Some bitches and holes will fall for you because of the indomitable but a slut will never fall for this because their sense is not an indomitable sense . Don’t generalize , when you do , you tell a general lie .

Is it dry cough or just normal cough ? Don’t go and put yourself in the hand of coro- koro, because korokoro shock pass that of electricity .

Madrid guy �, star boy , society engineer lol

Aso nla koni eyanla

The truth is that he wants to get under your pants no story ... no free lunch in free town

Sis , don’t mind my grama , the fact the one lazy guy broke your heart and milked you doesn’t mean the remaining guys are lazy , when you generalize, you tell a general lies . So stop assuming that people are the same . Maybe the men you’ve met so far are lazy but not all , there are still few good men out there , most especially my Nairaland men (gbasgbos).you can dm me we can have a good talk . Not relationship talk oo but to build you up psychologically and to let you know that people are not the same . We re different entities . As it is in men , it’s also the same in women . DONT GENERALIZE , SO AS NOT TO TELL GENERAL LIES

Lol , u don’t need any scriptural reference to this . It’s clear ( glaring ) . You can die before your dated time by Hod( head of the universe God) if you’re not taking good care of yourself and not following the essential paths to live long . Though there is no formula to live in this world but if you are careful you might live longer . Drugs and others shortened life . You can’t be an addict and expecting to have a life span of 80-100 tar . Maximum is 60 base on research .

Or your missing rippppsssssssssssssssss lollolololollol. Baba go find wife for village lol , Nairalander’s no go kill me with laugh . Omotiabafijofe iran lomawokanyin(91ce)

Bros , you’ve done so well , if you still love the girl ,take her back . Do you know the reason why I yarn this . What if you’ve never detected this and you’ve married , had kids and others , what are you going to do ? Will you send her away and start taking care of your kids hun , no one is holy , you can change her with some manly attitudes “so far you’re not begging for her love “ so far he love is mutual . Take her back and let her know that you knew all her games . I know you love this babe but stop showing her that you love her , give her stuffs , Bleep her but don’t always give in cheaply , reject all the unwanted behaviors from her and always let her know that you know even when you don’t know so as to scare her . Incase she wanna try the shit again , she will think you’re there . I dated a girl for 3 weeks and I broke up with her . She didn’t offend me but in my own mind I know she’s gonna leave me sooner or later because of the way she talks . Financially I’m stable but my so call girl is covetous . I know she’s going to break me if I don’t break her . I knew the game ahead of her so I told her ain’t doing again . She cried and cried but I don’t give a hoot because I don’t want what I projected in the early phase to happen to me . I don’t wanna be dump . I prefer to dump than been dump .

Manly response

Try forever living products , though they are very expensive but very good with no side effect

Broz god go provide your own queen for you . This world is not design for win win , and I have never experienced a win - win race since I was born . Is either you win or you lose . Win-lose or lose-win. Don’t tag her as a bad person okay , what will be will be , let her go , your own woman will locate you soon . The reason why I don’t feel It whenever people hurt me is because I have always Processed things before they happened . Living with a friend who like wearing your clothes ( you should always process it that he will steal your clothes one day ) so when he steals it don’t get mad because you’ve known that he loves wearing your clothes . Dating a girl that love turns of sex ( shouldn’t be surprise that she bleeps Lotta of guys at your back when you weren’t at home ) . Because she loves sex . Last but not the least . Everything is now base on survival of the fittest . During our grandpa time na fight dem Dey use choose wife but now a days now money and big kasava

On the other hands , I’ll put my fingers into her vagina and put it in her mouth �,she must Have a taste . Cold world

A sensible and neat girl shouldn’t smell in the first place . Maybe she’s dirty . If I by any chance have that kind of girl . That’s going to be the end of the relationship because I hate smells . My nostrils are sensitive . So she’d better not smell lol

Okay