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RomanceRe: Is Sugar Mummy Really The Way Forward? by Freelane33(m): 9:10pm On Apr 24, 2022
Hmmm
CelebritiesRe: Don’t Use Android Phone To Camera Me; Use iPhone 13 – Portable Warns Fan (Video) by Freelane33(m): 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2022
Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Macron Reelected For Second Term As French President by Freelane33(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2022
I go like enter that zone
Foreign AffairsRe: Macron Reelected For Second Term As French President by Freelane33(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2022
Damn
EducationRe: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by Freelane33(m): 7:50pm On Apr 24, 2022
Rest in perfect peace sir
HealthRe: Is It Right To Take Drugs With Cold Water by Freelane33(m): 8:33pm On Apr 23, 2022
Follow doctor prescriptions
SportsRe: Mike Tyson Punches Passenger On US Plane - Report by Freelane33(m): 10:21am On Apr 22, 2022
Culture
Learn to behave well indoor and outdoor
Why on earth will you throw water bottle at someone . That’s disrespectful
RomanceRe: I Found Love And Plenty Troubles On My Lagos To Abuja Trip by Freelane33(m):
This freaking niggxxx don run out of contents
Shmmmmmmm.
THIS NIGGA’s TRYNNA FEED US WITH THICK SOBO BUT THE SOBO DON DEY DEY WATERY LOWKEY

RomanceRe: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Freelane33(m): 8:39pm On Apr 18, 2022
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk, baby, don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk
Baby, don't walk away
Said you can go Bleep somebody
I did not say to cuff somebody
Still you went and you found somebody
Bitch, I thought there was nobody
I'm on my lonely
I'm on some Bleep everybody
I'm on some just let it cool
Put you on this pedestal
Like, "Look what I did, look what I did, look what I did"
I made you a star, gave you your start, look what I did
Made you who you are, that's why you rock your style like this
And all of your friends'll still tell you that I'm him
I'm him, this nigga that you be lookin' for
The one that you wanna be cookin' for, I'm him
This nigga that you be textin' with
The one that you wanna be sexin' with, I'm him (don't walk away)
Yes, I'm him, yes, I'm him (don't walk away)
Even though I talk crazy, get under your skin, I'm him (don't walk away)
Sent you to the streets, I want you back (don't walk)
'Cause all of these niggas that play with the ball and rap
Gon' treat you like crap (baby, don't walk away)
And this is not the place for that
And this is not somethin' you're built for (don't walk away)
You are not built for that (don't walk away)
No, you are not built for that (away)
Imagine seein' me out and (don't walk away)
Havin' to act like
Like we don't even see each other (don't walk)
Like we don't even need each other
When you know I'm needin' you back (baby, don't walk away)
It's tearin' my soul to pieces
I sent you out to the streets and
And now I made my bed, gotta sleep in it
And now I need you back in my home and
Now I need you back in my sheets and
Now I need you back in my arms and
All of these R&B songs are startin' to make sense to me
Like lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
'Cause I have nobody to call my own
Heard that song on the radio, it made me sick
Then I realized that it's half legit
'Cause then I realized that it was accurate
'Cause I'm so fuckin' lonely
I'm so fuckin' lonely
The woman I left you for, tried to test you for
Is somewhere out with some nigga from Atlanta
And she's probably out there fuckin' on me
Nah, Bleep it, I'll be real, that bitch is fuckin' on me
And I feel so stupid for leavin' you
'Cause every time I told you lies
You looked inside my face with these eyes
And you told me, "I believe in you"
Knowin' damn well I didn't want you to
Shawty, that's, I think that's, that's where you, where you twist it
Feel like you have this thing in your heart where you feel like I'm just cold
I feel like I just never got the chance to show you my heart
Like this shit, this shit burns for you
Look, I know it's scary to love me
Clearly, I'm aware of all the rumors you hear when they judge me
I call 'em blessings, testimonies, some call 'em unlucky
I'm standin' with my peers, sippin' liquor
And I can tell that none of these people love me
It's crazy, who's there when I'm facin' twenty-two years and I need someone to hug me?
It's nobody but the ones that love me
And you love me, but do you?
'Cause I'm seein' angers and emotions that's runnin' all through you
I know you feel it too, but Bleep, that's the air of the moment
You feel it clearly, don't it?
You talkin' louder when you quiet, but I'm the only one that hear it, don't it?
Know when you feel things, I know your real pain
I know the real you
I hope you found somebody new that does you better than me
Really I'm lyin', but I just say that 'cause it sound like that's the mature thing to say
The last time we spoke, I felt like I had more things to say but I just didn't
So I just let you talk until you finished
It's things like that to this day that piss me off
Moments I wasted
You gave me warm love when I was too cold to embrace it
I guess at times, I felt like I would have to face it
That one day you'd find somebody better than me at these mazes, look
The way it ended's not how it started
I felt like every left out creature when Noah's ark had departed
Findin' somebody knew, I contemplated, plus I thought it
I know you thought it too
That almost led me into cheatin'
But the times I tried to cheat I'm blocked with thoughts of you
Caught up in my past ways, conflicted with our last days
Couple things you said to me never left from my brain
I just hope you still mean 'em, 'cause I'll never get between 'em
Look, higher hopes and heavy hearts
Funny how we came from fresh starts
To now us arguin' 'bout who what and who gets parts
And who's really leavin'
You say you hate me and you don't love me
But, shit, you don't even believe it when you talk like that
Quit actin' like I'm not your only friend
And like I'm not the one with good intentions that I intend
I bleeped your heart up, but I tried to make amends
For the times that I offend, I apologize dearly
Oh, baby, don't, don't be afraid
You can trust me
Tell her you get off
Cut him off
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
Source: LyricFind
AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.
RomanceRe: I Found Love And Plenty Troubles On My Lagos To Abuja Trip by Freelane33(m): 8:37pm On Apr 18, 2022
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk, baby, don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk
Baby, don't walk away
Said you can go Bleep somebody
I did not say to cuff somebody
Still you went and you found somebody
Bitch, I thought there was nobody
I'm on my lonely
I'm on some Bleep everybody
I'm on some just let it cool
Put you on this pedestal
Like, "Look what I did, look what I did, look what I did"
I made you a star, gave you your start, look what I did
Made you who you are, that's why you rock your style like this
And all of your friends'll still tell you that I'm him
I'm him, this nigga that you be lookin' for
The one that you wanna be cookin' for, I'm him
This nigga that you be textin' with
The one that you wanna be sexin' with, I'm him (don't walk away)
Yes, I'm him, yes, I'm him (don't walk away)
Even though I talk crazy, get under your skin, I'm him (don't walk away)
Sent you to the streets, I want you back (don't walk)
'Cause all of these niggas that play with the ball and rap
Gon' treat you like crap (baby, don't walk away)
And this is not the place for that
And this is not somethin' you're built for (don't walk away)
You are not built for that (don't walk away)
No, you are not built for that (away)
Imagine seein' me out and (don't walk away)
Havin' to act like
Like we don't even see each other (don't walk)
Like we don't even need each other
When you know I'm needin' you back (baby, don't walk away)
It's tearin' my soul to pieces
I sent you out to the streets and
And now I made my bed, gotta sleep in it
And now I need you back in my home and
Now I need you back in my sheets and
Now I need you back in my arms and
All of these R&B songs are startin' to make sense to me
Like lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
'Cause I have nobody to call my own
Heard that song on the radio, it made me sick
Then I realized that it's half legit
'Cause then I realized that it was accurate
'Cause I'm so fuckin' lonely
I'm so fuckin' lonely
The woman I left you for, tried to test you for
Is somewhere out with some nigga from Atlanta
And she's probably out there fuckin' on me
Nah, Bleep it, I'll be real, that bitch is fuckin' on me
And I feel so stupid for leavin' you
'Cause every time I told you lies
You looked inside my face with these eyes
And you told me, "I believe in you"
Knowin' damn well I didn't want you to
Shawty, that's, I think that's, that's where you, where you twist it
Feel like you have this thing in your heart where you feel like I'm just cold
I feel like I just never got the chance to show you my heart
Like this shit, this shit burns for you
Look, I know it's scary to love me
Clearly, I'm aware of all the rumors you hear when they judge me
I call 'em blessings, testimonies, some call 'em unlucky
I'm standin' with my peers, sippin' liquor
And I can tell that none of these people love me
It's crazy, who's there when I'm facin' twenty-two years and I need someone to hug me?
It's nobody but the ones that love me
And you love me, but do you?
'Cause I'm seein' angers and emotions that's runnin' all through you
I know you feel it too, but Bleep, that's the air of the moment
You feel it clearly, don't it?
You talkin' louder when you quiet, but I'm the only one that hear it, don't it?
Know when you feel things, I know your real pain
I know the real you
I hope you found somebody new that does you better than me
Really I'm lyin', but I just say that 'cause it sound like that's the mature thing to say
The last time we spoke, I felt like I had more things to say but I just didn't
So I just let you talk until you finished
It's things like that to this day that piss me off
Moments I wasted
You gave me warm love when I was too cold to embrace it
I guess at times, I felt like I would have to face it
That one day you'd find somebody better than me at these mazes, look
The way it ended's not how it started
I felt like every left out creature when Noah's ark had departed
Findin' somebody knew, I contemplated, plus I thought it
I know you thought it too
That almost led me into cheatin'
But the times I tried to cheat I'm blocked with thoughts of you
Caught up in my past ways, conflicted with our last days
Couple things you said to me never left from my brain
I just hope you still mean 'em, 'cause I'll never get between 'em
Look, higher hopes and heavy hearts
Funny how we came from fresh starts
To now us arguin' 'bout who what and who gets parts
And who's really leavin'
You say you hate me and you don't love me
But, shit, you don't even believe it when you talk like that
Quit actin' like I'm not your only friend
And like I'm not the one with good intentions that I intend
I bleeped your heart up, but I tried to make amends
For the times that I offend, I apologize dearly
Oh, baby, don't, don't be afraid
You can trust me
Tell her you get off
Cut him off
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
RealGboy:
Once we were back on the road , the windows were back down . So I stared out of the window lost in thoughts of what awaits me in Abuja and how I was going to find my uncle ...


As painful as my missing phone was , I understand that it is currently the least of my problems,

I know nowhere in Abuja or anyone at all...where will I sleep and how will I find my uncle ...

I was still lost in my thoughts when I felt Christina head on my shoulder,,

she was dozing and her head found it's way on my shoulder , I quickly adjusted properly so that she can be comfortable...

Soon enough she was fast asleep . ..


To be honest , Christina is one pretty girl , and looking at her distracted my thoughts for a while , I stared at her firm boobs and fresh laps and her evenly toned skin..


my imaginations were starting to run wild when the bus started jerking and next thing it stopped ....

"Kiloshele bayii "? (What happened again )

.. one of the female passengers yelled ...

The driver came down , checked the engines , cane back inside the bus and told us we are out of fuel ...


The crazy part is we already left Lagos and are currently in the middle of bushes , no houses or fuel station in sight.......

To make matters worse he told us he has no cash with him and that we have to contribute to get fuel....


Omo everyone was mad....

"Are you mad or something?.. didn't you collect 3k each from us abi which kain rough play be this ?....one young guy fired back at him angrily... ..
Every other passenger supported the guy ..


The driver then explained that he's not the owner of the bus and that he gave the bigger part of the money to the owner at the park and the remaining money left with him to buy fuel was stolen during the fight he had with the danfo driver ..


Then the driver starts to push blane on the elderly man that slapped him and wanted to fight with the man...

But other passengers intervened...

After the whole brouhaha we all agreed to contribute 500 naira each so that he can get enough fuel ...

During the cause of the brouhaha, Christina had woken up and was about to pay for her own part of the contribution when I told her not to worry and offered to pay for both of us ...


She smiled and told me not to worry but I insisted. ..so she allowed me pay ...



After the money was gathered,the driver picked a 30 litres keg in the bus and left to get fuel ..leaving us in the middle of nowhere .....



Some passengers got down to pee and take fresh air,while some remain inside ...


I just turned to Christina and we started talking...gisting and laughing....


We were enjoying each other so much when suddenly she told me she needs to pee ..

When she left my presence ,..

I checked my time and noticed that we had spent 3 hours gisting then suddenly I remembered something..

.where is this fucking driver .........gone to get fuel for over 3hrs huh?? ... .



Which kind bus I con enter like this ....





Typing.......
RomanceRe: Man Weds His Seat Partner In Secondary School After Dating For 12 Years (Photo) by Freelane33(m): 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2022
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk, baby, don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, away
Don't walk away
Don't walk
Baby, don't walk away
Said you can go Bleep somebody
I did not say to cuff somebody
Still you went and you found somebody
Bitch, I thought there was nobody
I'm on my lonely
I'm on some Bleep everybody
I'm on some just let it cool
Put you on this pedestal
Like, "Look what I did, look what I did, look what I did"
I made you a star, gave you your start, look what I did
Made you who you are, that's why you rock your style like this
And all of your friends'll still tell you that I'm him
I'm him, this nigga that you be lookin' for
The one that you wanna be cookin' for, I'm him
This nigga that you be textin' with
The one that you wanna be sexin' with, I'm him (don't walk away)
Yes, I'm him, yes, I'm him (don't walk away)
Even though I talk crazy, get under your skin, I'm him (don't walk away)
Sent you to the streets, I want you back (don't walk)
'Cause all of these niggas that play with the ball and rap
Gon' treat you like crap (baby, don't walk away)
And this is not the place for that
And this is not somethin' you're built for (don't walk away)
You are not built for that (don't walk away)
No, you are not built for that (away)
Imagine seein' me out and (don't walk away)
Havin' to act like
Like we don't even see each other (don't walk)
Like we don't even need each other
When you know I'm needin' you back (baby, don't walk away)
It's tearin' my soul to pieces
I sent you out to the streets and
And now I made my bed, gotta sleep in it
And now I need you back in my home and
Now I need you back in my sheets and
Now I need you back in my arms and
All of these R&B songs are startin' to make sense to me
Like lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
'Cause I have nobody to call my own
Heard that song on the radio, it made me sick
Then I realized that it's half legit
'Cause then I realized that it was accurate
'Cause I'm so fuckin' lonely
I'm so fuckin' lonely
The woman I left you for, tried to test you for
Is somewhere out with some nigga from Atlanta
And she's probably out there fuckin' on me
Nah, Bleep it, I'll be real, that bitch is fuckin' on me
And I feel so stupid for leavin' you
'Cause every time I told you lies
You looked inside my face with these eyes
And you told me, "I believe in you"
Knowin' damn well I didn't want you to
Shawty, that's, I think that's, that's where you, where you twist it
Feel like you have this thing in your heart where you feel like I'm just cold
I feel like I just never got the chance to show you my heart
Like this shit, this shit burns for you
Look, I know it's scary to love me
Clearly, I'm aware of all the rumors you hear when they judge me
I call 'em blessings, testimonies, some call 'em unlucky
I'm standin' with my peers, sippin' liquor
And I can tell that none of these people love me
It's crazy, who's there when I'm facin' twenty-two years and I need someone to hug me?
It's nobody but the ones that love me
And you love me, but do you?
'Cause I'm seein' angers and emotions that's runnin' all through you
I know you feel it too, but Bleep, that's the air of the moment
You feel it clearly, don't it?
You talkin' louder when you quiet, but I'm the only one that hear it, don't it?
Know when you feel things, I know your real pain
I know the real you
I hope you found somebody new that does you better than me
Really I'm lyin', but I just say that 'cause it sound like that's the mature thing to say
The last time we spoke, I felt like I had more things to say but I just didn't
So I just let you talk until you finished
It's things like that to this day that piss me off
Moments I wasted
You gave me warm love when I was too cold to embrace it
I guess at times, I felt like I would have to face it
That one day you'd find somebody better than me at these mazes, look
The way it ended's not how it started
I felt like every left out creature when Noah's ark had departed
Findin' somebody knew, I contemplated, plus I thought it
I know you thought it too
That almost led me into cheatin'
But the times I tried to cheat I'm blocked with thoughts of you
Caught up in my past ways, conflicted with our last days
Couple things you said to me never left from my brain
I just hope you still mean 'em, 'cause I'll never get between 'em
Look, higher hopes and heavy hearts
Funny how we came from fresh starts
To now us arguin' 'bout who what and who gets parts
And who's really leavin'
You say you hate me and you don't love me
But, shit, you don't even believe it when you talk like that
Quit actin' like I'm not your only friend
And like I'm not the one with good intentions that I intend
I bleeped your heart up, but I tried to make amends
For the times that I offend, I apologize dearly
Oh, baby, don't, don't be afraid
You can trust me
Tell her you get off
Cut him off
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
Can you trust me, just trust me, just trust me?
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by Freelane33(m): 7:19pm On Apr 18, 2022
Refer him to me later
I treat all sorts of STDs grin
Pascopele:
Leave! Them tie your placenta there.

You can try AdasLounge18 on telegram
Christianity EtcRe: No Black Man Will Go To Heaven - Prophet Agya Dan (Video) by Freelane33(m): 10:20pm On Apr 17, 2022
Bastard son of a thousand father
Christianity EtcRe: You Can Have Sex With Your Wife On Her Periods - Prophetess Rose Kelvin To Men by Freelane33(m): 10:15pm On Apr 17, 2022
Na call God this one , no be God call am grin
CrimeRe: Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Borno For Planning Gay Wedding In Borno (Pix) by Freelane33(m): 10:12pm On Apr 17, 2022
Gay ni bobo yi sha cheesy grin[ grin grin
Krss216:
Wahala,make thunder no fire those wey dey arrest them oo.
How gay take be crime oo?at this age and time i believe say Nigeria for don leave this over religious life wey no dey add anything to our life.mtcheew
TravelRe: Lekki-Ajah Traffic: See What Residents Of Lekki-VGC-Ajah Go Through Daily (Photo by Freelane33(m): 8:27pm On Apr 14, 2022
Lagos is bit for the faint hearted
TravelRe: What A Lagos Bolt Driver Sent To His Friend by Freelane33(m): 5:37pm On Apr 14, 2022
Pure nonsense
RomanceRe: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by Freelane33(m): 5:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
Baddest boy
kenzysmith:
Disvirgin in a brothel tried my best to stop for the past 11yrs I have been a sex slave to brothels women fast pray but is like there is a demon controlling me to always go there 33yrs no job, no wife, no ambition, looking wretched.

A graudate of UNIBEN with 2.1. Still on menial job.

Parents wealthy and Ist son, dad has techinically disown me. My younger brothers don't even respect me even though i am older than them with almost 10yrs.

My childhood friends start avoiding me only my mum regard me as a human being Please pray for me .
PoliticsRe: Less Than 1.5 Million Nigerians Eligible To Vote In 2023 – INEC by Freelane33(m): 5:47pm On Apr 13, 2022
They will still do it in their normal
Way and there is nothing we can do
ofiko123:
We wait to see what will eventually happen in 2023..
PoliticsRe: Less Than 1.5 Million Nigerians Eligible To Vote In 2023 – INEC by Freelane33(m): 5:47pm On Apr 13, 2022
Woke grin
Omooba77:
Aha, How did we now got 16 million votes .in the past, I voted and have PVC, what is this man saying...
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Off Wedding Over Domestic Abuse by Freelane33(m): 5:39pm On Apr 13, 2022
Sharp
SportsRe: Seedorf, Okocha, Davido, MI, Others Feature In UCL Novelty Match by Freelane33(m): 5:18pm On Apr 13, 2022
Obo
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo 's Road To Abuja As Vice President: The Untold Story By Olawale Olaleye by Freelane33(m): 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2022
Story
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by Freelane33(m): 3:04pm On Apr 13, 2022
Good afternoon house , my lil bro just got conditional admission into Plymouth university .he has sent the documents to curb the condition but he has receive no mail from them . Pls if you’re going to Plymouth buzz me up
HealthRe: I Urgently Need Help.. (pictures) by Freelane33(m): 9:28pm On Apr 11, 2022
Ok
Kreddy:
I'll appreciate it if you can share me the pics sir

HealthRe: I Urgently Need Help.. (pictures) by Freelane33(m):
Okay update me later .
You can buy this too
Black seed oil and
Vinegar mix them together and take a spoon filled every morning .in case you need pics feel free to ask
Kreddy:
Yes sir,they are all available here
HealthRe: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Freelane33(m): 7:13am On Apr 09, 2022
The guy is a scammer , he’s trynna promote his scam business on here .he has been bombing this thread with different monikers , I don’t know why Nairaland mod can’t block him , maybe he always bribe them sha
osazsky:
oga rest..
HealthRe: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Freelane33(m): 7:08am On Apr 09, 2022
Don’t send money to anyone . Don’t buy herbs from anyone . Stay hydrated and do your herbs by yourself . You can pm me if you like , I will
Guide you through . I have been seeing some scammers trying to explain some shitty things that doesn’t conjoin to you . Don’t send anyone any money .
SaintEVU:
Hello Experts in the house.

Recently in January, I was urinating very frequent above normal so I went to carry out a test for infection. the test showed moderate E.Coli and protein in the urine. I received treatment in a clinic (injections and oral medications).

I went for a confirmation test last week, and the protein was negative, no E.Coli but this time Staphylococcus Aerus.

I want to ask if E.Coli can grow to Staphylococcus Aerus?
HealthRe: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Freelane33(m): 9:58pm On Apr 08, 2022
SaintEVU:
Hello Experts in the house.

Recently in January, I was urinating very frequent above normal so I went to carry out a test for infection. the test showed moderate E.Coli and protein in the urine. I received treatment in a clinic (injections and oral medications).

I went for a confirmation test last week, and the protein was negative, no E.Coli but this time Staphylococcus Aerus.

I want to ask if E.Coli can grow to Staphylococcus Aerus?

HealthRe: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Freelane33(m): 9:55pm On Apr 08, 2022
Read my topics and do it by yourself
SaintEVU:
Hello Experts in the house.

Recently in January, I was urinating very frequent above normal so I went to carry out a test for infection. the test showed moderate E.Coli and protein in the urine. I received treatment in a clinic (injections and oral medications).

I went for a confirmation test last week, and the protein was negative, no E.Coli but this time Staphylococcus Aerus.

I want to ask if E.Coli can grow to Staphylococcus Aerus?
RomanceWhat Was The Most F*ucked Up Joke Life Has Played On You ? by Freelane33(op): 12:42pm On Apr 01, 2022
Happy new day my people .
Mine was meeting the right people at the wrong time

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