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JoyousFurnitire:
This 2022 and I'm here to tell you that you're mad

Definitely I’m (Making A Different )
Get sense man

absingle:
ogun kill u

amen
Amin
Ase

Coward

jonahhh:
Nigga get off my dick you be pussy that number dey go … if you mention me again I go table your matter, send your number if Ogun wan kill you

Send original numbers and stop be a clown. my hand Dey itch me okay
Ah I pity your creator chai
You go blame when dem born you for this world I swear.
Na you I go use as example for this platform

jonahhh:
���� number no go ? Scared motherfucer… call that number if e sure fr you … your papa i dey receive call since… if your family members no come in dozens to beg na here you go rotten put make i die if I no snap your begging face out for here . If your papa sperm na him you be make yur mama call that number continue with this trash talk . E easy for you hind behind Seun, I like punish people like you wella .

jonahhh:
+234 809 503 9888

God go let The Ogun wey wan kill you push yu enough …

The number no Dey go
If e sure for your papa send your real number
I swear you go chop beating eh
Seun self go Dey pity you
I swear , if you no be coward why you Dey give out fake number .
Presently I’m in Ojo barrack
You can come over and ask for ExTreem
Don’t panic Na only me and you go exercise the physical no one is gonna join us
I will like to use you to entertain my guys here
Online keyboard warrior

jonahhh:
Be careful wat yu wish for… you don’t want to have this type of conversation in person trust me I won’t say a word but you’ll regret it… I said what I said and I’ll repeat it . Allow the woman inform people in peace and let who wants t learn learn do not hit people with the “she doesn’t know what she saying bullcap”

You can mention me and send your number if you are really brave and up to a man .
I will like us to have this convo face to face . I’m patiently waiting for your mention .

You are a very stupid person .
Do you know me ?
You know my generations ?
You are very stupid and useless once again .
Don’t ever mention me again till you’ll answer the call of nature if you don’t want thunder to strike you to death .
What effrontery .
I wish you will be able to tell me this if we meet one on one .
If you don’t know what to write on here . It’s better you keep your hands off your board
Don’t be unfortunate Abeg

jonahhh:
Where the woman don reach 10 of yur generations to come will be privileged to near it… plus beastiality is real in Ikeja too not only lekki, na money rituals even some buka where you eat most of the ogunfe dey kill for y’all to eat had already been slept with by ritualist… you better use condom and be careful where you eat and stop ignorant attitude.

Every religions have their doings
< CULTURE>

“Do Not Mock A Pain That You Haven’t Endured.”

Carcholce:
You should add sniper into the beer and drink it.

Deaths to SIMP.

“Do Not Mock A Pain That You Haven’t Endured.”

Joe my feet is on land
I can’t run to app

165 no less no increment

If she ticks all the boxes bro don’t hesitate to tell your parents , there are few good women out there

cenaman:
Same thing that is giving me sleepless nights.

My current girlfriend was my childhood friend in primary school before we lost contact after our FSLS.
Though she's a single mom and independent woman, I don't know how to tell my parents that she is a single mom.

I’m looking for one incase you see pls holla lol

1:1 bro

Do your things bro

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

Y’all play too much in this country

Draslo:
I'm not here to seek anyone's validation or anything like that.

I recently got back in touch with an ex. We spoke for less than 3 minutes on the phone and it was pure bliss. We both laughed and it felt really good mostly cause I messed up something special we had way back in 2019. We met up in less than 24 hours. We're both single now. I hadn't seen her since 2020. She looks so much better and just as beautiful if not more. Don't get me wrong, she's a hottie body-wise and upstairs in her intracranial space. I was way too immature back then to be patient to try to build something with her. We met up and even though I did most of the talking, her body language was enough to satisfy me. I apologized for being a dick before I kissed her and she kissed me back. It felt so good cos since we broke up, I'd used her as a standard for my spec and no woman has been able to meet up. She's streetwise, business-oriented, drop dead sexy, super intelligent, beautiful (understatement) and to crown it, she never uses make up. She's as real as they come.

I know people tend to see getting back together with an old flame as a bad decision but I also know that the devil you know is better than an angel you don't know. Besides, in the breakup, na me f**k up. I never really got over her and I'm presented with an opportunity my guys will never, ever, ever get.

modified; this is the first time in my 16 years of sexual activeness since secondary school that i ever got back with an ex

I don’t need to read your epistle man but you’re gonna regret this step you took at the end

Inside markets

drake99:
I read a post about a guy who's girlfriend has been giving money and stuffs from her mother's shop.

Please, where and how can I get such girl? i need a girl that her mother owns a provision store, i don't need her money, all i need is provisions. am struggling to eat

God will
Help you through
Stay away from sugary contents
Go and buy agbo jedi original one oo
After using it for few days
Buy ale too
And come back here to give us how it goes

Help333658:
My marriage is just 5 days old but I have so many issues already regarding how our sex kick off.

My wife is a virgin and I have not been sexually active for the past 12 years myself.

So, we got married last Thursday. First, she was very difficult to penetrate but we have sorted that.

Now. The issues.......
My pe*is stands and fall irregularly even before ejaculation. I also ejaculate very fast if I eventually penetrate.

Semen also come out of my wife's vigin*l after few seconds of ejaculation.

In all, our sex life has been a disaster if I may say.

Pls help me, I don't know how to go about all of this. I will respond to every question that will help me out and take all the good advice.

Sorry if I'm not articulate enough, and I didn't make this up, it is happening right now.


Help me pls!!

listen to Breakfast by oritshA Femi

Sisora:
Honestly, sometimes it's embarrassing when I think about this but no matter how much I try to cover up, I know that feeling of envy and jealousy when I feel one.

On average I try to be good to people and even though I don't have everything, I am happy for myself.

But I do get envious when I feel other people are going ahead of me. I try to compete or come out better than them.

This helped me in school a lot as I tend to become the best in my class. But sometimes I feel ashamed that I hid some key information that could have helped others.

Now that class positions don't matter, I still find myself competing with people. I struggle to not withhold information that may help my friends.

And if my friends are better, I often regret helping them.

I just wish I could have take away these sort of feelings but they remain.

NeckingNgulping:
I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 Months now. She's actually beautiful and hardworking. Our courtship is going quite well, and she seems like the right one, however, we're still getting to know each other better.

She had always wanted me to come to her family house where she lives with her parents. Sometimes, when i call her to come over, she'd rather prefer i come to her place. The pressure she put on me about coming there was so much that i finally succumbed, though I felt like it wasn't the right time for that.

On the day i visited her at her place, i met her parents. To cut the long story short, while talking with her father, he said i looked like a nice guy, and also said that if my motive in her daughter's life is to use and dump her, he's going to make me regret it..

NA WHO NEVER SEE PROBLEMS DEY USE ENGLISH DO ABLUTION
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT COVER IS DEEPER THAN WHAT YOU are THINKing
Pastor whey Dey pray for mad man no go close all him eyes ( papa self Dey hurt people out there so him no wan make anything do him pikin)
Everybody lo ma je breakfast

Znation:
It's a blark sunday nairalanders.

I was watching Evaton vs Chelsea match when my negbour called me that my girlfriend mum came to our compound with police, that i should'nt return home for today.

I knew it, that this girl will definately put me in trouble somday, but i could'nt resist the temptation.

She has been given me money and lot of things from her mum shop.

last week, i recieved the sum of N250,000K to my bank account with her name as the depositor, i called her and she told me i shouldn't fear that she was the one who sent it.

I ask her why and she said i should help her to save it. I've already spent N40K from the money which she was aware of.

I'm now getting imformation that her mum gave her money to deposit to their accout, but she instead sent it to me and said she lost the money. Is like she finally told her the truth that she sent me the money, and i don't kno if she told them she has been given me money before.

I don't kno what i will do, my landlord is callin but i don't want to pick.

THIS IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF ORO AJE .
Return the rest of the money and let them know you asked her about the money when she deposited into your account .
Clear your landlord first and if you’re in a good relationship with your landlord he /she should be able to help you canvass your mother-in-law

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Beebah2000:
Can a relationship last without sex??

next life

Over 1.5
Arsenal wins
Arsenal win or draw

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Wetin this woman sabi ,
The video in circulation is not a Nigerian lady clips . I don’t know why these people won’t just leave this island people alone .
If you Dey stay lekki , you be ritualistic , ashewo , thieves , fraudster, Hiv and so on .
Wetin island people do for una ?
Chai
#justiceforlekki#

I can’t do that if she’s in the same region with me unless I see her and there must be a necessary / importance for needing a mobile but not necessarily iPhone eleven . You can get her an android (25-30k)

Badilstical:
Just a quick one men, can you give a woman, you meet online a gift say iPhone 11, without meeting her in person and no emotions or plan do bed her just like that ?

NOTE: ONLY MEN NOT BOYS PLS