₦airaland Forum

@Negro_Ntns, I believe u r such a child, dey way u talk rubbish and fast to respond.
You just wnt to show us that u can speak English, abi u wnt attention?
Abeg, go find something do for ur life and stop talking rubbish here b4 i go delete u.

People lyk u na de kin people wey go speak all the grammar and politics nonsense
and at the end of the day dem no fit achieve anything.
In-fact, If I hear from u again, believe me i will take it personal.

I don talk finish.

Ladies these days, don't knw whn they are truely loved.
My young man, give that love to another girl out there

Well, u knw women pretend a lot and they feel whn they fart, guys dnt see them classic, so I dnt blame them.

When a man is ripe for marriage, he starts thinking of hilarious and crazy things.

These days I have been dreaming and thinking a lot about my future wife and even as far as selecting my best man, wedding schedule, honeymoon and so on.

Please Nairalanders, I would love to find out about this so called engagement. Can a man also say he is engaged? Or is it only for ladies? Because I have never seen in any social network site where a man’s status is written engaged and if so, is he allowed to wear and engagement ring?
Well, I don’t really know if I am normal, because I have been dreaming, planning and talking a lot about getting married and making a good family, am just 28 this month, though I feel am stable with bright future.

Am yet to meet a wife, because am still arranging my coming back to Nigeria in search of my real lady. Please don’t ask me if there are no ladies here, it has been my fantasy and dreams to marry a Nigerian; I feel they are more a better wife than ladies in other part of the world. Or maybe because am a Nigerian.

If u ve a girl frnd or wife and u have never heard her fart,
you should bear in mind that she is hiding things from u.
She is not being real, simple.

The problem with the Nigeria juice is that they are not 100%

Well, I am single till i get married, all those girlfrnd and engage issue are all grammer.

Dem dey craze, dem no get respect for us.
wetion make dem disrespect us by coming with those small boys.
Any how sha, i wnt make we play them again, atleast 0-0 this time no be bad result.

My dear, u dnt need a passport for ur baby, just go to the nigeria embassy
and they will stap on ur passport on behave of ur baby. It depends on the passport u r using.

Well, here in South Africa, 90% of the ladies have big, sexy, creamy, hot BOOTIE, so I have no choice
than to go 4 wht is available.

Well, i also like my girl to appreciate things, its always good to acknwledge whtever gud.
But I dnt see the reason he should be making noise over all he has done for u.
Good frnds dnt count wht they have doen for their frnds but wht their frnds have done for them.

Well, call him and talk to him and if he wnt u to be praising him, no big deal give him wht he wnts,
but i find that cheap.

4 sure we have Nigerian ladies here but trust me, most of them are here with their husbands
and the few that are single are here to hustle and others are just too wild for a wife.
I think I just have to come home for some months and see wht I can get.

I have always wnted to get married whn am 30yrs old and am 28 this june.
I believe I can take care of a family now, no doubt am doing well, but the problem is that
I wnt to marry a Nigerian lady and am not in Nigeria at the moment, have been living abroad due to my schooling and jobs.

So, am wondering if it is posible to get a good lady in Nigerian within a short time like a year and how and where?
cos my Nigerian frnds here keep telling me, not to waste my time that the Nigeria ladies I left years ago r no longer thesame.

I dnt wnt to make wrong choices in life cos marriage to me is 4eva. I must get married b4 i get 30.

Walk straight to you and use my magic words,
just to make u smile and wnt more of my company.

Who said a poor man can't live large??
Enjoy my brother na god giv u!!

From experience, when ever i call me ex it means i need something from her.
Your boyfrnd is not different.

@Scooby. Well u right and i must say i dnt think i will try any blind date again.

@Scoopy. Do u knw all the swt words we have been saying to each other b4 we agreed for the date?
This is not the matter of sitting and start telling her i dnt wnt her any more because she is ugly, that wht we call very mean
that i dnt wnt to do.

Is good to run to fight another day, am not a hero of that type.

@Omo. I am not a bragador but i must confess, am a handsome young man
and i dnt see the reason i should go for an ugly lady, we just dnt match.
I felt pitty for the lady but running away was the first thing in my mind then.

@sweetie14. My dear u right, but u need to hear how this girl talks about herself, how pretty she is, how wonderful she is.
You right but I dnt think she is the time i can hang out with for lunch, pls dnt get me wrong, we all have choices in life.

@Pro01. Thanks man, will do that. I enjoy the sense of arguement of the writers in here, pls dnt stop guys.

You see wht am talking about? wht is wrong giving u advice?
Or do u think u r 2 gud to get advice from people??

This is why I love my Nigerians, u learn lots of things from them.
Nice words from u guys, u all made my day.

Glad u knw, I advice u shouldn't try blind date, else someone might run away from u

It might sound like a comedy movie to you but is real

Well, If anyone believes in destiny, that means he or she is trying to say God almighty is unjust
for making some people born into rich while othesr born into poverty

This is my ordeal, I have been chatting with this lady for some time and whn ever I ask her to send me her pic, she gives a excusses, her phn can't send pic or something, I never had a problem with that cos i have nothing to lose, though she has seen mine. So one day we had a date and she was coming from a far. Whn i got to the bus station to pick her up, my dear, she was nothing to talk about, ugly and looks dirty and scary. I just told her to pls wait for me here let me go and bring my car, cos it was packed in the other side. Immediately i left her sight trust me i was running like a mad man on the street, I switch off my phone while she keep trying to reach me, I got home tired and was laughing at myself.

My frnd, their is no such thing like destiny. Destiny to me is ones effort or hard work
towards his dream, target, mission and vision.

This guy has only knwn this lady for few months, so he does really knw wht he is saying.
I have dated an older lady for years and trust me that age issue was a problem, and it was disastrous.
Beside the lady has not shown him the bad side of herself. Or has she?

@Osikhueme, my dear, helicopter is safer than the airplane, atleast u have ur life jacket on u, incase u landing in the ocean.
And dnt 4get, the doors can open authomatically whn their is an emergency while the fans will fly out with a click of a button.
I also fly Helicopters a lot. Just the noise is disturbing.

Well, I choose the kind of jets i enter, though accident can happen with any jet
but its better if u choose to fly a bigger well manage aircraft.
I would never fly any local aircraft in Nigeria. The maintainance is really very poor, pls mind how u risk ur lives.