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Softdick:
So i should go and buy textbooks and ebook because i wan fuccck Nairaland girl E be like say igbo dey the beans wey u chop. Mtcheeew

Well, I have not wooed any girl on Nairaland, I'm not interested in that. I have many other avenues to do dat...I come here to catch fun and get information.
Even if you are to get a girl on Nairaland, I don't think this is the best way to go about it. Those who pick girls on Nairaland will attest to that and there are plenty threads on how to pick girls on Nairaland. Embrace learning its a pathway to success in any area. Thanks

Guy. How hold are you? What school did you graduate,? Where did you grow up

Stop disgracing manhood. At your age you should know this tactic won't even work on a certified harlot or prostitute anywhere, let alone ordinary ladies on Nairaland. Ladies don't respond to such cat-calling. You are just disgracing yourself...Maybe its a comedy.

Getting girls to Bleep you is an art, skill. Some guys have the natural flair while many learnt it and are having a fulfilled sexual life. You can also learn it if you will be patient and so desire. There are many thread on Nairaland to that effect and there are countless book on the internet that will be of immense help.

I write this to you as a testifier, someone who learnt the art and who has discovered its a game also an art. This I learnt from my 100level days in higher institution, through the internet ,PDF, and observing my friends who are good with ladies, cos of the pressure around me to relate with girls. I was already a success by the time I graduated.
As trivial as it might seem, the gain is immense. It has imparted on my social skill and confidence anywhere. Its empowering. Go for it and be the man you dream to be in bed!. Thanks.

Gentlevin:
Well am a guy and its my prayer and hope to marry a lady dat is neat cos i hate dirtiness...

U no geh problem...gals go like u well well

Gentlevin:
Wow i just could not help it but smile at these your list cos they are exactly as mine. Especially no 3, i get so angry wen i see some1 who calls himself a graduate after eating, walks straight to d wash basin and dumps his plate and leave. wat stops him from washing out d plate at once. Babe 1million likes 4u ***winks***

U go fight your husband tire o ....Anyway, with understanding he can change....

Bollinger:
I wonder why you guys hold too much value with sexual morality. And the hypocrisy. You want to have sex but get pissed when they refuse and laugh at them when they do? Are you people that daft?

You are going off point sir...No connotation of that in my post....Anyway, guys want to have sex with a lady who is gullible enough to buy his lies.Even when she buys the lies and eventually falls, its her duty to come back to her senses from evident signs by jilting the guy Asap. Most time, they turn a blind eye to those tell-tale signs or become more gullible than before.

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UjSizzle:
And guys need to learn from Banky's patience. He knew the girl he wanted, but respected her wishes and remained friends until she caught up with him and his 'honourable' intentions.
A lot of folks want everything to happen so fast and their own pace because 'time is short' and 'someone might steal the girl' or 'she's playing hard-to-get'. But sometimes patience teaches you to wait and value want you want more. It teaches you to understand the object of your interest better and give her time to develop a mutual interest in you.

Not everything should be rushed. He waited almost two years for her to catch up. And eventually she did after seeing the kind of man he is.

I wish them both happiness and a fulfilled life together.

A man who truly loves u, who values the life he would have with you when he marries you will wait...That's is why Banky waited and respected her wishes....Yet Banky kept fvcking dose coconut head gals out dere

marabout:
Stop wasting your time. When you, a man tell them the truth, they want to do too know. I guess many ladies out there are just born to suffer heart break. Do not try to change their destiny. Just look a little handsome or better still be economically comfortable. Even if all the tell-tale signs are there that you are not a serious guy, they will still be with the man for donkey years.

When they now finally get their long over due heart break, they begin demonising all men, even innocent & responsible ones. For their own poor choices.

You said it all.....They will still read this with disdain not taking heed. Na dem dey kill demselves

When Nigeria is a prison in itself....A zoo and a prison what's the difference? I think he's wiser than the judge.

typicaltemi:
Maybe we should ask all those guys or u guys that keeps lying for years and deceiving ladies up and down...and eventually wasting their time.

ladies are gullible....u guys should wise up...And be more open when a genuine guy knocks d door....but u always prefer bad guys

Venica:
my ear drum was damage due to a slap. this force me to hear with my eyes by looking at d person's lip . but when in darkness and i can't see your lip it become impossible for me to understand what the person is saying

Eeya...that's really hard. A good person can understand you

Amberon:
I didn't read your thrash!

Hypocrite!!!....Pls swerve

hardbody:
You meant to write....are they dumb? not dump?


You are welcome

...thanks.... I dint even see it..could have been typing suggestions..

Laveda:
Sex has never determined the periobof time a guy would stay, IMO.

A guy who wants to will, it just depends on the understanding between you two..

All I'm saying is, either on sex ground or otherwise guys shouldn't even try deceiving us, just tell us as it is we'll handle it.

I used 'sex' cos most relationships include sex...its usually an end for almost every guy going into faked relationship or relationships at all. You can't rule out deception from human nature. People use deception to gain undue advantage. Its everywhere.
The issue is, u shd be wise enough to see through deceptions.cos men will always deceive, ladies inclusive

Laveda:
Maybe we should also talk about the guys who go on deceiving ladies..

What's the need of promising a lady heaven and earth when you know deep down you don't wanna go far with her?

When a guy deceives you to sleep with you, in time, you will know...in fact ,in no distant time u should know and break up with him and look for a serious fellow. I know a guy can be cunny, but staying in the relationship for long,hoping he would change, without taking action is the problem

Amberon:
Pls keep quiet and go masturbate till your diick shrinks. You are obviously dumb. So stop quoting me.

You are the one wallowing in condemnation and self pity. That's much of a burden to carry. I pity your self imposed slavery.
Masturbation can become an addiction just like all other addictions. For the record, I'm not addicted to masturbation and I hate anything addiction. I understand what addiction is and I'm smart enough to use dat for masturbation. And I don't even need the bible to tell me how to be sensible with my body as regard masturbation , the way u people put pressure on your self to please some imaginary laws. I have a healthy lifestyle of masturbation. Say, one or twice in a month...and that's when I have no girl around me. Maybe I should write on masturbation and how u can free from its addiction without resulting to bible or self-guilt cos that might be your major life problem

Amberon:
Like I said that's your personal problem. Pastor Chris is not Jesus. Jesus condemned all sorts of sexual immorality and masturbation is one of them. He said mere lusting after a woman is adultery, so go and worship your pastor Chris.

That was used by Jesus to demonstrate to the Pharisee that they were dump, to tell them how extreme sin can go...It wasn't something realistic.... Christians and deir misinterpretations. Just like the way Jesus stopped them from stoning the harlot to death by asking them dat que. Jesus dint condemn anybody...Keep condemning yourself ..na ur headache

I don't understand how a lady will date and fvck a guy for 6 months and still, won't know if the guy can marry her, if he's a husband material, if she can cope with him. Some will even date a loser for years without any destination. Are they so dumb?.After the break up they will start cursing. Pls next time curse your stupidity. Little time again, they jump to date another loser. The cycle continues till their 30's

Meanwhile, theres one responsible gentleman somewhere begging to marry them . Their foolishness won't let them see him or give him a chance
Shioor!

EkoErrands:
At a little above 31yrs...I still suckle like a 9month baby while touching my navel... Though my ex ex loved it, my last ex liked it and assists me with the navel part sometimes....I don't know how my current babe would react because we haven't met yet since October when we agreed to start dating.

A little above 31, doesn't dat mean 32?.....why not write 32 and let us rest

Understand that most men will always cheat...

ZarZar:
I'm very introverted:
I don't like to go out much. Asking me to go out becomes a bargaining game
I really don't like people much I'm always polite though, just don't expect me to hang around your friends all the time. They're YOUR friends after all, not mine.
I can't pretend, which closely relates to the point above. I won't hang around people I don't like just because. It drains me.
This one is weird, I don't know how to express certain feelings e.g. excitement. So no, I won't "woop woop" & clap like a seal to show how excited I am, I do that inside. On the outside I simply smile That can easily be mistaken for being ungrateful or whatever, but really, the feeling is there, I just don't know how to express it.
I like to be left alone sometimes to "recharge" & ponder about stuff. DO NOT DISTURB
Sometimes I have a hard time controlling my emotions Once my temper is lost, honey, you'll need a hound just to find it Thankfully, I don't get angry for too long.
I'm brutally honest, which often mistaken for rudeness. Meh.
Oh & I'm jealous too. I love hard, that's why

After reading the above, trust me, I let out a deep sigh. Keep this piece for your spouse to read. It will make things easier for him. Thank you

firstking01:
You don't gerrit...we humans have limits to what we can do or the height we can attain in life, but what happens when you feel like you can even be richer than king solomon....what happens when you begin to think that you are a perfect being??...


What will push a human being to climb a pole and touch high tention believing that he can never be electrocuted...what will make you believe that you can jump into a sea and helplessly you come out alive...what will inspire you to believe that you can't die

Now I relate....Hmmm....something like overconfidence.
And strong faith

SmellingAnus:
I'm honest/straightforward very understanding etc but she has to cope with my high ....

And ...is this supposed to be a negative behavior she has to cope with?

firstking01:
I believe you can do or achieve anything.

lols, is that a bad attitude your spouse might have to cope with??

firstking01:
And plus, i always believe in the impossible

Hmmm...u will definitely worry a lot

firstking01:
I'm excessively sensitive and to concious of what's happening around me....i joke but at the same time takes lil things too serious....i'm controversial to say the least.

Na wahala be dat o......don't marry a short temper girl ......I usually give a benefit of doubt....I also believe there are two or three ways to a situation...so I don't easily conclude or get bothered

Hmmm

firstking01:
Hmmm, maybe i need to marry the holy spirit cos i'm not sure any girl can cope with me even as an extremist that i am

Hmm...that's what my female friends and gal friends do tell me....Gist us

Amarabae:
shhh. Your comment sounds like blasphamy, dear

ehn ehn...religious people sha....someone can not talk again?

oluwashedy:
Chewing my fingers



Listening to music wif earpiece




I can play, joke for Africa




I don't take things serious




I fart



Could keep malice wif someone for a long period especially when the person is at fault



I sometimes complain about little things e.g food

are u a boy or girl

fart:
I dont care where we are. I call it id. thanks for trying though...

k

Onyezaza:
is your choice to work on your weakness

Naso. I can work on them..thanks....What about yours....tell us now. Abi u no get?