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I will advice you stop wasting your fucking time with Celtel, all you need do is get a glo line and Glo with Pride. You will also see yourself smiling everyday both day and night times. best of luck.

Who is more handsome between president Obasanjo of Naija and president Bush of US?

Remember your opinion is needed here.

Bush or Obasanjo?

Says who, or is the wife going with the kids? haha

Oh lets give it up to Shakira. this lady is just wonderful. I advice u watch one of her videos titled 'Hips Don't Lie' and things will only get better.

Plateau State University of Science and Technology, Bokkos is now saling their forms. It is a newly opened university. hurry now and get your form.

Below is the details:

APPLICATIONS ARE INVITED FROM SUITABLY QUALIFIED CANDIDATES for admission into the following degree programmes of the Plateau State University, Bokkos for the 2006/2007 Academic session leading to the award of B.A.; B.Agric., and B.Sc. degrees as the case may be. The degree programmes are for University Matriculation Examinations (UME, 100 Level) and Direct Entry (DE, 200 Level).

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Plateau State University, Bokkos is an equal opportunity institution, which shall be opened to candidates, irrespective of gender, status, disability, religion or ethnicity. Such candidates must however meet the minimum admission requirements of the university and the various programmes offered as outlined below:
General Admission requirements
(i). Candidates must obtain at least five (5) CREDIT PASSES including, English LanguageMathematics in the WASCE/GCE/SSCE/NECO or equivalent, which is required for entry into all the programmes; and &

(ii). Candidates must also go through and obtain a pass in the written and oral SCREENING TEST, which shall be conducted by the university as a pre-requisite for admission.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Sale of forms: Application forms are obtainable at any of the under listed Banks on payment of non – refundable fee of five thousand Naira (N5,000: 00):

a. First Bank of Nigeria, Plc A/C No. 2002040000189
b. Intercontinental Bank, Plc A/C No.0365703001
c. United Bank for Africa, Plc A/C No. 0982030000879
d. Guaranty Trust Bank, Plc A/C No. 331/3028305/1/1/0

Candidates may also obtain application forms from the Liaison Office, Plateau State University, Bokkos, No. 32B Ibrahim Taiwo Road, Jos, Plateau State on payment In Bank Draft of any of the approved Banks by the Central Bank of Nigeria made payable to Plateau State University, Bokkos.

SUBMISSION OF APPLICATION FORMS
All completed applications forms must be accompanied with the Photostat copies of academic certificates/statement of results, Birth Certificate and Certificate of Local Government Area of origin. Candidates awaiting results are encouraged to apply. All applications should be addressed to:

The Registrar, Plateau State University, Bokkos,
P.M.B. 2012,
Jos, Plateau State, Nigeria.

Best of Luck.

I think i'ts a welcome idea but depends on how good u people were

Great news! Justice has finally taken position. This will also serve as an example to our leaders.

You can never be pregnant from ur explanation, but the best thing you should do is stop being worried and go to a nearby Hospital cos i think the doctor is in a better position to keep you free from now and for ever.

But be careful cos your believe might work for you.

Please include more people cos i have not seen my choice in the Presidential Election come 2007.

For me to vote for those people listed above i better i include my name and vote for myself.

one love.

Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him.

''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?''

''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

haha

I can never be the president of Nigeria cos i dont want to die young. lol

Yeah he deserve the awards cos he has done it before and he is even ready to do it again and again.

around of applause for Modenine.

I see no reason why u guys should be talking about this, the president did the right thing to maintain law and order  and above all for peace to raign in Ekiti.

The speaker did that for his own selfish interest. i mean he has no such legal rights to impeach the governor and his deputy to become the governor of the state.

The decision to impose a State of Emergency in Ekiti State was based on the collective desire to strengthen our democratic practice, institutions, and values. This decision would without doubt enhance security as well as protect the stability and corporate existence of our great nation for which many have died.

Yeah i always love Nokia phones but their camera phones are too big and i dont like big phones. Mustay u said u have 5 audios & 2 videos on your L6, yes it may be true but that will happen only when you have no pictures( safe snaped pictures) in the phone.

I need a phone but don't know which one is the best in market, atleast one that has the following features:
1. Infra-red
2. Blue Tooth
3. Camera
4. Recorder
5. Video Camara
6. Memory Card
7. Triangle Key

I was thinking of going for Motorola L6 but later discovered the phone has a low memory. The phone is very strong, portable and nice looking but the disadvantage of it is the low memory. It does not take up to four (4) videos and two (2) audio tracks stored in the memory. See below, the picture of Motorola L6.

Your Opinion is need here.

Which phone then do you advice me to go for?

My regards and keep me posted.

to me, i think it's OBJ

Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian-were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after each sunday service.

"I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine".

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine".

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare.

What will you say if it were you turn?

A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.

The police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said;

"I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?"

The man replied:
"I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here."

The police man said:
"All these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading." haha

Nigerian Politicians are in a class of their own. More often than not, they are thrown up by circumstances -of birth, wealth or association. When a man stumbles on wealth or finds himself in a family setting in which everything is guaranteed, he begins to think of capping it all with political power. At times it is friendship with an individual or membership of a group or society that serves as the springboard for a foray into a career in politics. Our own brand of politics makes nonsense of all theories in political science.


As creatures in a world of their own, our politicians coalesce to form political parties, not on the basis of shared convictions or philosophy but for the purpose of collaborating to appropriate what belongs to the commonwealth. They are in a special class because they can be likened to students conferred with the special privilege of setting their own examination questions. In their respective political parties, they draw up manifestoes encapsulating their principles and policies. The manifestoes prominently highlight their promises of a paradise on earth but diligently conceals their motives of opportunism. This is what explains our paradox of misery in abundance and conspicuous location within the dregs of humanity.


In other places, the manifesto, as a set of targets, represents a covenant with the electorate. The.attainment of these targets and the extent to which they impact on people’s lives determine the popularity and rating of the government. Sitting president Jimmy Carter was worsted by Ronald Reagan, his republican opponent in the 1980 presidential election because the American economy and quality of life had suffered a decline. Elder George Bush for the same reason failed in his second term bid in 1992 when he got walloped by Bill Clinton. Bush’s high acceptance rating during the gulf war one year earlier did not translate into votes for him when it mattered most. The yardstick for the determination of performance in America, Britain, Germany, France etc. is the quality of life which in turn depends on the state of the economy. Any attempt to compare Nigeria with any of these countries cannot but smack of naivety. Since they, however, constitute our paradigm of development and civilisation, we cannot but make occasional references to them while assessing our own state of affairs. Even if they have occasional hitches, the outcomes of their elections reflect their peoples’ choices. The sanctity of the ballot box is not violated as a matter of routine. A government that fails to keep its promise or meet the people’s expectations gets voted out of power because it is the people’s will that prevails. In their own clime and political culture, balloting does not take place before the election day. They do not have specialists in the art of fixing who determine election results before the D-day. What sells the candidate or political party to the electorate is the programme crafted for the improvement of the people’s welfare. It is not the consuming influence or overwhelming might of a political godfather, vested with the power to anoint, that determines electoral success.

What do you think about this poor performances and fake promises?