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.well, the person there looks like an educated madman.

molydonhenry:
Hmmm! r u sure u weren't lusting after?.

oddly enough, troughout, it never crossed my mind. Just couldn't explain what actually came over me.

Brb.

When I was in the uni, in the hostel I stayed. There's this girl that came to visit her boyfriend and spent up to 2 weeks. Along the line, she and I became close somehow but noting personal. Well, I collected her number but didn't call her for like four years. It actually happened last december when I was going tru one of my notes then n I bumped on her number. I said wow, I haven't called this girl all these while. I don't actually know what happened, I just know that I was thinking 'bout her even dreamt of having s.ex with her.
Well, I didn't give it mch tot since I felt It's one of those things. But alas! To my greatest surprise, she called me the ffg day telling me she dreamt of me the previous nite and that she visited facebook 2 get my number. Well, I didn't tell ha I also did.
Buh it still freaks me out till now.

I don't buy the idea of dating gud gals. They such a bore n clingy. They would b so modest wen it comes to s.ex. Unlike their bad counterpart.
They rock n not steroetyped.
#teambadgals.

I don't know apc neither do I konw fhi di fhi.














All I want is change, n I don't think it's too much to ask for.
#buhari4change.

Shey na 2de.
This conversation ensued btw a friend of mine and his pastor @ a bet centre. The pastor was passing bye tho.
Seyi(psedonym): gud evening sir.
Pastor: gud evening seyi, hw r doin?
Seyi: I'm fyn sir
Pastor: so w@ r u doing here?
Seyi: sir, I just came here to place some bets for som1.
Pastor: stop lieing, I've seen u here on more than one occasions. Do u tink I don't know w@ they do here?
Seyi: ha, pastor, u know man mst survive nah.
Pastor: do u know gambling is against the will of god. God frowns on it so mch.
Seyi: ha daddy, I wanted 2 quit buh wen money was coming in regularly n I'm paying ma tithe as it comes in, I just felt it's d gud tin to do.
Pastor: really! It's gud since u'r payin ur tithe. I'll also remember u in ma prayers.
Seyi: thank u sir.



All these pastors, they don't care wia ur money comes from so far u're giving them part of it.
Smdh.

WeLl, in ma opinion, I would have loved hiptv more but they play too many naija songs wc I don't actually like. Generally, hiptv over sound.

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David0:
Am not surprise though, it's quite easy to believe d woman's side of d story, but frm wat I read, she never mentioned catching d pastor red-handed. Every word she said was based on suspicion. I dnt trust d pastor though, but d reason she gave is not enough to break her marriage. My take.

an average woman won't reason when she hears any hearsay. Well I mst say u have a point tho' buh u've overlooked the battery and assault in the post, that for me I must say is cogent enough for any woman to file for a divorce. So what's ur take?

Anything but Jonathan will do for moi. 1st tym I'm saying this tho'.




Well, I'd go for change.
#buhari4change.

My instint tells me the pastor is guilty.

















But all d same KONJI na basterd.

Brb.

All chelshit fan, make una come awt oo. Ma toilet zinc, ma mop, ma footmat. All are made of chelshit logo.
*modified, united till I quench.

The dude's also d thickest player in football's history.

Well, that's none of ma business.

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The 2nd n 3rd picture got me lmfao. So damn hilarious. Falls from a big tomato tree.

Mixed fEeling, dunno if I should cry for the deceased family or just laf @ d surviving chicken. It's very painful n some hw funny. Mixed fEeling, dunno if I should cry for the deceased family or just laf @ d surviving chicken. It's very painful n some hw funny.

MadCow1:
I once boarded a vehicle with a preacher on board in Ghana. As soon as the guy started preaching, I plugged my iPod into an external speaker and put it on the loudest. The preacher tried to ignore me and continue preaching but he underestimated the sound output on my jambox speakers..

Eventually the bus erupted in a quarrel. Some were attacking me and calling me names, others were supporting me and asking mr preacher to shut the fhuck up.

I don't tolerate such foolishness from nobody.

well as 4 me, I'd make sure I have a perfectly working earpiece on me when traveLling to reduce the number of bullshit I hear to d bearest minimum. It's been working perfectly for me since I've been travelling. As for those preachers, I so much hate having encounters wt 'em. D funniest of them sat beside me in one of ma journeys n started, he poked telling to hear wt he wants to say. I was like w@ the eff is wrong wt u do I look like I have any interest whatsoever in what you have to say. Some people on board started calling me names. I said well, Since I have ma earpiece here wt me, fucck u n what ya'll have to say.

The one I boarded from lagos 2 ibadan last christmas funnily enough, has a woman with 4 kids and a man that preached 4 almost 1 hour. I was like wtf.

I've already seen threads of 3 accidents this year. I'm so sick of all these bad news, it gives me sleepness 9t. Well, peace to the ones who are gone.

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Does anyone still believe in this heaven bullcrap? If u seriously do u must b living in delusion and lies. Doesn't make any sense to me or whatsoever.

asalimpo:
You will discover too late that you were wrong and tht you made d worst mistake you could ever make .

see threat as usual. Fucck you and your fuccking god. So annoying.

See this girl oo. Do the resultin genotypes know anytin 'bout love. Smh, all these kids of now a days.
Is it actually the more you know, the less you undestand?

Peeps, don't mind the girl, she thinks relationship is an employment opprtunity. Reminds me of a very greedy idiat I dated some yrs back that wants me 2 send half of my monthly allowace 2 her.
#these bitc*es are greedy.

I was an apostate around a year n half ago.Well, I've told few people before when I was in camp(nysc) and a few of ma friends. I just realised I couln't tell any1 anymore very recently.
It happened 'bout two weeks ago when I decided to pay ma elder sis(a lecturer) and ma junior sis(a student) a visit in a nigerian state uni after ma sevice. On this fateful day, I went to ma sis's hostel buh realised she wasn't around, so I had to wait for her. While waiting, I saw this beautiful damsel and I decided to engage her in a conversation and she yeilded cuz she's also waiting for her to collect her key. Along the line, she sounds secular and witty. So I decided to bring up ma stance on religion(a terrible mistake). She started coating all sorts of bible verses, how she encountered god and stuff. I told her that was good for her that I've already made up my mind and I can't be more sure of my stance.
My sis eventually came and the conversation automatically ended. Oblivion to me, she told ma sis every damn word I told her, my sis told every member of our family. The day ma mom's call came in, the 1st thing I heard was don't come to ma house u this faithless boy of useless generation. I instantly sensed I've made a terrible mistake, every member of my family is annoyingly religious(they went besrk on me). Well, I got masef in a big mess, I gotta find a way 2 get masef out. Well, I had to call my bro-in-law to tell him I was just trying to know the girl's stance on religion and how deep rooted her faith was. I now added, who dosen't believe in god these days when everything in the world is not right. Mehn, that was how I escasped eternal damnation and seclusion from ma family.
So, as far as I'm concerned, I would lay low 4 now and let it die down. Maybe when I'm tru with my maters programme in europe(still aspering and I'm very optimistc) I would coime out of the close 'bout ma religious status.

johnshagb:
I typed do.pe, nairaland changed it to drugs wtf

same here, I think that word and its likes have been censored. I was so much annoyed when I typed f.u.c.ktard and it was changed to friend. I was like are u guys high on somthing.

Ooh! He thinks nigeria politics is 4 the pusilanimous. As the yoruba adage goes, eni ti ko no ogun arindo kii je ayan. Just see this niqqa wialing, doesn't he know the poliics in niaja is a do or die affiar. Just stfu desmond.