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Cool. Bring it on man.

At your service, mimi. . . ur every wish is my command

Madam, this is the JOKES section and mos def not news, information or media.
Naijagurly. . ., be guided!!!

djcrooky:
guess we all would become their victims somedat

With the exception of pips like me!  

Hate

Yawa.

Blew my top with the Polish guy joke. that was off the hook! great jokes Aggie. Nice to meet u.

Nah! He aint gonna be the first. Some pips have been called to order 'ready. Info jus got to me that the hammer is coming down on such pips again.

Reason for the proposed hammering: Treasonable felony.

. . . and pumpkins too! y'all forgot to mention pumpkins. . . at the rear end.

Jackass!!!

I dont like bla bla bal. How can I like bla bla bla?

I LOVE BLA BLA BLA!!!

fyneyes, please follow the rules. . .

Beat.

@ shobobo
ha! Calamity. . . very funny!

But wait, on second tots, you r the calamity on nairaland. GERRROOOFFF THIS BLOG!!!

@iwaj
he musta forgotten it at Unilag.

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=71424.msg1667478#msg1667478 date=1194687895]And i keep it under the radar so that my main girl sharon (tope) wount know.
So keep you g-girl close. And YES this is a threat.[/quote]Whooooh! I am threatened! Turn my girls againt me indeed. and I WOUNT be able to do anything about it, abi. HISS. BIG HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Yeh, mig, u didnt.

If Laura = Waura; and
Lousy    = Wousy, then
Laid (leighed) = . . . . . . . .

Nice one man.

The guy na D.J. E jus dey remix dey go.

@showbobo
When it comes to pips like mr. teadr, "don" is an understatement. A "god" would be more like it.

@mr. zimba
Don't ever call or use the word "baby" whenever u r referring or talking to me. I aint ur baby. I'm a guy. . . a full grown one at that. I am neither queer nor flambouyant. Got it? . . . and thanks for the advice. I'm sure it did work for you, abi? Many thanks, but . . .I'll pass!

No biff. . . tis just that the guy is kina too dumb to remain on the blog. & hell no!!! that vegetable aint no match for me when it comes to chics. . . if fact, i can give him a 3-month head-start. I'd still floor him any day.

bomboy!!

Yeh, i really want to. . . esp if its gonna be in Teadr's neck

Tear

@post
WTF!!!

Heat

Freezy has bullet proof covering his bla bla bla

Why d'u think he has this thing for guys asses. . .

So babi, where do we start and how d'u want it? Your wish is my command. I assure you, by the time i'm thru with u, u'll be saying bla bla bla in another language

Hey! Read the rules & stop making a scene, you dumb f**k!

@ Topic
Hear.

And from the way u r goin at it with ur double posting & watery comments Mr. Teadr, that moment (of eviction) is just around the corner.

@ Mig
Actuali, he is. . . in fact he is the first . . . (if u start counting from the rear!)

But it mos def wasn't on this blog, Mig.

Now that, Enny was my joke. I dont appreciate plagiarism.

Nice one man, nice. I really laughed my *ss out