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Hey! where all y'all's sense of humor at? That sh*t aint funny from nowhere. Nonly is it stale, it aint funny! Grrrrrrrrr!!!!

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Hmmn. . . original. Now u mite wanna explain what u mean by original, cos i happen to know the sources of some of Mr. Sam Milla jokes. Some of them, i knew as far back as secondary school. I also observed that this is your seventh post on naiaraland so i really dont think that u r in the best position to tell us some history on the blog, ok?

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See your big eyes like molue headlamp

Ituen came home just in time to find his gay lover Tope_teadr in bed with another man.

In a total rage, ituen dragged Teadr down the stairs to the garage and put his di*k in a vice.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

Teadr terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

Ituen smiled, dropped the saw beside the vice and with a with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire. . . "

You no tall, u no short, u br like cigar wey dem smoke remain. . .

be it keypad o, be it sister, something sha typed the message.
both of you r still saying the same thing. Same ni. . .

You mess, all the fish for river Niger shout, "Are we safe?"

ituen, so you have added administrator duties to your job description, eh? so u now monitor people logging in and logging out. na wa o.

But ituen hasnt told us if he is the Mary or the Justin,

folahann:
I laughed till I slept last night, when i woke up I was still laughing

guy, take it easy. that one don dey pass be careful

@ ituen LOL!

@naijagal
try reading the joke all over again. . . slowly this time.

for ur village, na inside frying pan una dey run 400 meters

Your mama wowo so tay e be like gorilla wey lick lime.

iwajay:
About kicking her butt, that would not be a bad idea; practically though

Thief, ole. I know the kind of kicking you have in mind. See his head, Atutupoyoyo

See ur deep throat like Pharaoh well. . .

Migines:
Lol
In your damned dreams.

I wouldn't be quick to say that were i u. . .

Mig, thats an understatement, i love the creativity!

ituen:
did your boyfriend tell u that

u wanna rephrase that question? i think we are looking at an older version of a boyfriend here

Don't bother looking for her. She is being taken care of by me at the moment. She'll holla at y'all when she comes up for air. Sorry ituen, i beat u to it again! phhhbbbttttt!!!!

chudy, were I u, I'd take lohlarh's advice very serioulsy.

Thx guys. clemcy darl, wasup?

But ituen u harsh o!

Hold on guys, is ituen the Mary (the gay recipient) or the Justin ( the gay donor) ?

and hence, he was named vecussi. . . an Italian brand in enamelware and toilet porcelain!

LMAO!

Ok i raise the white flag. Dint intend calling y'all fools, vecussi made me do that. I take it back, Jiddah.

jiddah:
well sorry to burst your bubble well Davidylan already beat you to the bad mouth thing,so do a favour and shove it where the sun does not shine.

Whoa!!! And that's breakin' news, ain't it, mate?

jiddah:
another point,did you really have to reply a fool?,well guess that ,makes two or more of us

Now thats humour!

After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down. . ."

In very simple English, he's wants to bla bla bla aiphie