₦airaland Forum

@hmm,

That post doesn't imply that you fight Christians for praying in their church, what it means is that we can't afford to sweet people who kill Muslims. This I mean to fight the armies, and policy makers that advocate the wars upon Muslims in places like Afghanistan, Iraq, and also with other crusaders. We don't have to seek peace if the only thing they understand is battle. I just marvel when the U.S wages war upon movements that want to reestablish an Islamic State-- you see the hypocrites among Muslims shouting that this people are extremists and ought not to be identified with Islam. Yet if they are successful for they will be, then the hypocrites that condemn Jihad will say: "if not that we were making dawah, could you have accomplished this?" . Allah knows, Allah knows.

Brothers and sisters don't let us sweet talk the Kafrs as my Sheikhs call it "pleasing the Kafrs". Jihad is an exclusive war against those that fight the believers. This personal struggle in the name of Jihad is just the daily one, while the main Jihad is to use your guns, explosives, tanks or planes, and even stones to defend the deen against the aggressive Kafrs. No sweet talking please.

Point is have I ruined my marriage for doing a thing like that? as a Nigerian man with cultural values he is very very angry what is the best way for me to handle this?

While it's true Nigerian men don't like drunken wives, breaking the TV cannot warrant such a term as "ruin". At least you didn't break it on his head, that's what could cause a ruin. I advise you to stop drinking, I think you're a Muslim from your name. I can't stand a woman drinking, you have to out grow some of the negative norms of your culture if you love your husband.

Now, he got a new TV, he wont be angry if you try and use your womanly technique to bring him around as long as you stop drinking. By the way, not many Nigerian men believe that the woman takes the responsible for any damaged thing. The worst is to make a bit of noise and forget about it . If he is asking you to pay for the TV then he doesn't love you that much. He did the right thing!

@gabrywl

Just curious how did you get to learn the Nigerian Pidgin English? Did you get to understand it by speaking it with other Nigerians or you learnt it online? I use that language when I don't want my oyinbo friends to know what am saying with my non-Yoruba friends. Of course, not to sell the oyinbo.

Foreign women-- I have not seen many Nigerian girls that really appeals to me (Nigerian chics no disrespect) just an opinion. I just think the mentality of Foreign women seem to be more accomodating, and freeing. They are less troublesome too, and don't get mad easily. Things are done with diplomacy.

**Am justing imagining**

You have been saying something all of a sudden she voices out. **then an upleasant odor**. Smile, and say, R**** did you eat something organic? She says, "what do you mean?" (Say it innocently), "you mouth smells like you took something like that" but I didn't. Hmm,  anyway, I was just thinking of seeing my doctor, would you like to follow me?, it's nothing serious though, and maybe we could see the dentist-- I also need to check my set to see they're in proper shape, and the dentist could check you out too!" How about that? Just health stuff nothing more. .

Ahmed Salawudeen

@yawa-ti-de -- Nice, I love you points.

Guys, i have this habit of writing complex code, I mean if something should be done in 10 lines, i try to write it in just 2 or 3 lines, using complex constructs but with great indentation and insightful variable names. Is this really a bad code habit ?

Some enlightement pls

What you need to know is that programmers are often paid by the total number of lines of code that is useful in the program. Write short lines of code is good if you practise abstraction, but by writing complex construct that may not be understandable is not advisable because it would be hard to debug, and only you may be the one who understands the code. You have to make it flexible and more readable, I don't mean going to every detail you can avoid with function calls BUT a step by step process to end your program.

Even in college if you write complex constructs, your professors wont advise it.

1) Draw a flowchart or write an algorithm for the problem following the requirement

2) Use a top down approach to break down the program into modules

3)Use data abstractions whenever necessary

4) Create functions/classes to reduce ambigity

5) Use efficient iterative selections or loops. (This would save your compiler time for codes that you write that could take years to compile)

6) Comment and use meaningful variables/classes/function name e.t.c

Hmm, 
@poster

This looks like a girl I met recently, she likes me and I like her too, but I stopped calling her because I think she is seeing someone else. She sent me a text that we met for lunch tomorrow-- haha! I said yes. She is not forcing herself on me either. . Serious, this looks coincidental, and I have not called her for a week-- last tuesday.

asha 80:
_{*nigeria situation approaching zimbabwe*}

. I agree with this one. How can printing more money solve your problems? Doesn't this Jimoh Ibrahim know anything about inflation? I have said it times without number on this forum but people ignore me, the only solution is to shun globalization, world bank, IMF and all this stuff that brings Africa backward. Nigeria when will you learn?


Mr Jimoh must learn to understand that Nigeria has no power as the U.S that prints money without any backings.

This homosexual stuff reminds me when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President of Iran traveled to the U.S some time ago. Gay human rights activist asked him of the homosexual activities within Iran- Ahmadinejad said he didn't know it existed. They all said it did, so my beloved president asked them to tell him where they were . ***den fear, dem know say na to kill the foolish gay people be that***.


This bill happens to be something good the Nigerian politicians have done in centuries, at least na jail, I no go jail them if na me be legislator.

@poster

Same thing here, I have one African American lady friend I don't trust either. The best thing to avoid skepticism is just withdraw gradually.

A lot of ladies play hard to get and generally make us guys go through a lot of trouble to prove ourselves even when they are secretly, deep down crazy in love with the guy. Take for instance this girl my pal had been toasting but was fronting for my guy. One day he finds her diary and reads it, to his greatest surprise his name is all over her diary as the love of her life. Turns out she was crazy about but was acting quite the opposite. Ladies, do you front? if so, why?

Pardon me, I think it is just Nigerian women. Americans are not like that, neither are Arabs. If they love you, no need to make forms.

All this Ipod, bag business doesn't seem to be a good way to sustain a relationship. In fact it ends it. If you need to buy her something, a classy chocolate would do.

To come to the topic, for some reasons I don't advice you dragging over relationships that seem one sided. Call it an end, there are some on the waiting list. My advise is to have "a reserve you can fall back on".

The biggest problem some men have is focusing on just one woman. The moment you see some else, you may start to consider--- but not when you're married!

Radiant:
What a joker! Go find urself a doll to play with abeg. . .

Your dirty mind, what do you mean by play with?

davidylan:
Why do all these mallams find it difficult to get muslim wives? with the millions of females who troop like cows to mecca every year you'd think they would never lack for female flesh.

Well Frizy wait for jaanat, 72 virgins are yours there or you can die now.

**OMG, i didn't receive mails to prompt any replies**

@davidlyan

I don't have to wait for that long, please fellows don't get this all twisted, I don't lack females that's an obvious truth. Am just searching for someone Nigerian which I have not yet seen.

I put an ad recently, I received some mails but they seem like scams (although I didn't try to reply). If I was to use my own situation to judge, most people that post a love ad on this forum may not really be excepting much from it. I advise you to look next to yourself from where you live not an ad. Just a piece of shit. In fact am not ready for any internet love romance either, just something I thought of when I got bored. . Please don't tell anyone.

DeReloaded:
Lmao my friend I dont need to step up anything esp not for you  

Im not the one with a personal ad on NL  

In case you are unaware. Your #8 and #10 says alot. You might see it as being "insulting" but Im actually being genuine. You have the traits of a possessive, overly jealous maniac. Look up the meaning and traits

You want someone you can annoy but must not react to the fact that you annoyed her like a castrated dog. I wish you luck in finding such a Naija female unless you wanna look into the Hausas and even their women arent as docile anymore.

The sooner you accept the truth and work on YOURSELF instead of looking for a robot to mold, the sooner you'll find someone who wont use you for material things then run for her life

Serious question, what did she mean by boundaries?

First of all, am not looking for someone to annoy. But we all have to behave civilized. A woman that is quick to anger is not a good woman for me or anyone seeking something good in a relationship. You have now twisted my words as though I never expect a reaction if I did something she may not like. There is nothing wrong to voice your stance as long as I know it doesn't appear 'manic".

While it is good to show care by buying stuffs for people you love, I don't expect that I buy someone's love with material things, and concerning the monitoring please don't mistake this that I don't trust people. Far from it, it just depends on the person's character--

I would try and I welcome any better adjustment towards myself, it's not all about making rules, there may be some compromises.

Haha-- boundaries? That's best defined by her, I think she's sort was jealous . . .(that's all I can say-- please don't further interrogate me, except you want us to "get personal"

Lagosboy:
All these girls sef why u knw send am mail nah.

Oga Frizy salam shey all these requirements no too much like this. D girls wey dey town now i dont think dem go get all this traits.

Well, seem many but the central theme is, a woman (most preferable Muslim) of a good character and look. That's all.

Maybe if you get someone with the potential and you can groom/develop/reform to suit your standards. what do you think cos i maybe wrong as well.

Well am not in Nigeria, a personal groom would therefore the difficult.

DeReloaded:
Perhaps she sensed you were a jealous manic?

or what else would she mean by boundaries

I suggest working on changing some things instead of hoping to catch someone else that will eventually leave as well.

@Dereloaded
Hmm, Listen, I don't want to start this bash and I bash mode this year with you. What do you mean that the next person I find would leave me? I only mentioned this on nairaland because my dear mum doesn't seem to like girls who aren't Nigerian. I don't have to get personal here, but just to let you know-- I don't like people who sound offensive all the time. You need to step up your game besides this your bashing technique ok?

DeReloaded:
Rofl what happened to the girl you bought an Ipod for?

She left me, but not for another guy I know. She said we need some boundaries now-- that really turned me off 

mukina2:
Good luck in your search you'll need it

Hehe. Thanks.

nana:
If u aint single,u wouldn't create this thread.

Yeah,am a xtian and a yoruba gal.

Good point, I don't want to write what wont make me receive mails from honest girls though.

@nana

But from your user name, you are probably igbo. And most probably not a Muslim. How do you know am single?

Am looking for a Nigerian Muslim wife, sisters feel free to send me an email if you're interested. However, the certain thing men look for in women differ, I have a summary for who am looking for.

1. She must speak English clearly.

2. She must be good looking

3. She must not tell me lies when I ask her something I honestly want to know. Instead of lying you may say you don't wish to talk about it. I may not bother to ask you any longer. Once lies are detected, I automatically think of ending a relationship.

4. She must not like talking too much

5. She must not think of stopping me from doing any good. That includes giving charity

6. She may smile or cry but not when she doesn't mean. (This itself is pretense), if you're a pretender please it is not an offense don't mail me.

7. She must not be too cultural/traditional -- Islamic traditions come before your hausa or Yoruba custom.

8. She has to be honest with me-- somehow, I have informants who will monitor your actions with other men-- don't be surprised that I may be living far away from you, I have people that would detail even the time and place you commenced an action that may not render our relationship legitimate.

9. She must not try to seduce or make sexual advancements when I have not called her a wife yet.

10. She must not sound rude if in case I vex her (which I don't really do purposefully), but she has the right to react in a fair polite way.

That is all for now. As the relationship commences, you would be asked to sign "a terms and condition statement", that reserves the right to end the relationship before our marriage commences this year.



Muki, please don't put this in the romance or joke section. It's meant for neither.

IF I AM PRESIDENT TOMORROW

My Policy/Rules:
1) I am an infrastructure fanatic, and would do anything possible to change or overhaul any infrastructure that is bad or useless

2) I do not not give a second chance to people found in corrupt practices, the result may either be relegating and crucifying the victim or sending such a one on an indefinite exile.

3) When I say something that may be the reverse of other policy makers( that I know of course don't have the good heart for Nigeria) and they oppose it, I reserve myself the right to change them. An example is the popular privatization of local industries, I do not want industries to be privitizated but instead urge my cabinet to look into recapitialization of the industries-- if policy makers say otherwise, they may be sacked!

4) Am used to settling for the best, in terms of quality, any industry found wanting for producing goods that do not meet western industrial standard in order to maximize profit may either be put to liquidation or charged with serious sanctions that may warrant a change in its administrative policies.

5) I am also a fanatic when it comes to human welfarism, basic needs such as water, food and clothing for the poor must be distributed from government imposed taxes on corporations or the super rich.

6) I would not tolerate any propagandist information the may sued the public opinion against me, any found wanting would be imprisoned. Therefore, there is a limitation to the free of expression.

7) The last but not the least, un-productive people, this time I mean, the folks of nollywood and the likes of Edris AbdulKareem who spend time entertaining the people instead of educating them on "how to build a developed nation" would be sent to reform homes that they may add to the society's prospect for development or stopped from promoting the youth culture. I want a nation of thinkers and workers not sleepers!