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Paragon311:
Same old story every time.

Show us pictorial proofs.......

Playing politics with human life

...na american film aircraft dey show

Gone

UDOKABESTLUV:
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***** *WAIT M I D ONLY ONE DAT FEELS THIS NAIJA IS BEEN RUN LIKE A SCHOOL SUG GOVERMENT *

UDOKABESTLUV:
Reports!

From The Trending Video, Sighted By On Facebook, One Batch B stream Two Female Corper, caught Crying, When ask, what is the problem, she said She Don't want to leave NYSC after Receiving Her nysc certificate during her P.O.P On July 17th, 2020.

She Also said, She want to continue to Enjoy the 33k NYSC Alawee, that she want to continue serving Nigeria.

Watch The Video And Share Your Thought About The Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEM1g_QAawA

.....she is totful i no guys dat did nysc 10yrs ago n stll collect less dan 33k as salary ...! someone ve used naija Pant for ritual..we are all here to rot

HigherEd:
Wow so they still do these things.

...so where is d spirit seated UC Am audio !

sylve11:
My friend, nor envy anything whether on the good side or the bad side; the world is still waiting for you to be anything. the future is actually up for grabs. It belongs to any and all who will take the risk and accept the responsibility of consciously creating the future they want.


@ Regina Ned, congrats.

....she dey live ur dream already

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/ex-oyo-gov-ajimobi-dies-at-70/

....,,,YINKA AYE..

nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

.....u better chek wella if shit no dey

it was several years ago when i was sent by my uncle to deliver some money and parcel to his colleaque in lagos .i got there and was asking for the adress around when suddenly some boys round me up and collect all in my hands including my tfare i broke down in this terrible tears it was so loud and much that the guys looked back and asked me what happened ,to cut a long story short they returned everyhing they took back to me and gave me even a tip they also said e be like my case critical pass their own d way i cried ....d tears saved my day ...share yours

Praise God !!!! the long awaited cure is finalyy here at last





just tell anybody that has the disease or its symptoms to to boil his Urine to 100 degree and drink it in the sun at exactly 1pm..disease dissapear in minutes ..thank me later












i dey my house com n beat me

Depressed101:
This is my first ever snake thread on nairaland, so I don't really know what section of the forum to post it.

I guess its a crime for snakes to bite humans and we killed it in self defense, even if it took 7days to do so.

7days ago a neighbor got bitten by a snake, while chilling out on some set of blocks just outside the compound, he was just trying to stand up from where he has being sitting on for at least 15 minutes, when the fiery little snake strikes his hand.

He was rushed to his village immediately where some herbs were rubbed on his hands(the place of the injury) , and little palm fronds tired to his hand, I must say he recovered quickly, I don't know how poisonous this particular snake is, but his hand was pretty swollen.

As the superstition have it in their village, when a member of their village gets bitten by a snake, and they take those herbs.


In 7days if the snake is still alive it will come back to the victim's house or the place of incident and thereafter it will be killed, I don't know how true it is but the snake right here in this picture was killed in our staircase just 2 foot to the said neighbor's apartment this morning . Yesterday made it the 7th day he was bitten by the snake, he was not around to identify if this was truly the snake that bite him.

Anyway there you go. The fiery little snake. Gosh I hate snakes

so whats the *strange* you taiking about the snake

when Tuface & his gang sang "plantation boys a new world is coming ... they were sincere and teling us of their humble begining ,when Tetuila n others sang "Omode meta n sere"... they were hopeful n contented n honest with thier passions the list go on and all this old Artist never took loans from banks or borrow cars n houses to shoot a video! but the upcoming Artist of today are pursued by the devil to flaunt fake cars n house take loans from bank to arrange babes booze n liquor just to impress the outside world cos of their zeal to *blow* where is the pressure for this coming from the world thing is this fakelife has forced many youths into rituals in a bid to level up ...who is to blame

apache22b:
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......u well so

Oluromantic:
Youre abt to marry a mel-chlor or san-mel. Apart from mood swings, they want admiration badly and they get easily angry if not admired. I once dated a girl like that before, I was the one who by myself told her we're not compatible, cus I couldn't cope. She ranted when I told her, abused me and my parents blabla but I felt free like I was caged before. That's me though, you may be able to cope. We're different.

By nature, they lack moderate feelings, emotional independence and stability...that's their weakness. It's usually from one extreme of emotions to the other extreme skipping moderation and balance in-between. At one time, they'll love you like babies, like all their life depends on you. Another time, they'll show serious temper over little things. Either you date for marriage or there's nothing between both of you. No ordinary friendly plays or so at all except birthed by emotions. If you beat her often in a ludo or whot game na wahala. If you decide to be passive abt her swings, she may leave for her parents or friend house for being ignored and that'll be embarrassing. But their strength is being supportive, they can give u their all or even indebt themselves for you in loves name.

If you know u can't cope, you still have time to decide. Forget about family.. only 2 of you'll live together as man n wife. Forget the general conclusion that women are emotional..little things upset them blabla. It's when they want to be selfish they say all that. Not all women are emotional dilly-dallys. Though emotional, some are sensible with their emotions. I'm not wishing you separation at d edge of ur wedding but the truth need be told. You need to be very emotionally balanced and independent on your own to keep her going. If you are, then you can cope, but if you're not, hmmmm...

...j

Donbabaj:
I could be happy now but the next minute, she changes mood all of a sudden. We dated for over year after someone match make us but this mood swing things continued overtime so sometimes I get confused even as i really tried managing the pressure. She's a nice girl, takes good care of me, buys clothes, cooks, always wants me to look good but the problem is the rate which she switches mood easily.

Financially, we are both average earner but I think she earns better pay than me.

For instance, recently we got a new apartment - 2bedroom flat but whenever I say something she doesn't like or she doesn't want to hear, she just reacts like why would I say such a thing. All the while we were dating, we never stayed with each other as we stayed in our parents house. Fast forward* most times, as the man, after switching mood, I try to pacify her by petting and apologising but she doesn't just want to listen.

Just today, we were playing with each other on the bed, touching each other (not sensitive part) and she wanted me to kiss her. So I told her jokingly that "but you know this is not biblical" as an advocate of no sex until after marriage. I have never had sex with her either. The next thing she said, "why are you talking like this" she stood up, went straight to the sitting room and slept there. I went to meet her there to pacify her again but she wouldn't listen.

Please note that I have not and can never beat or abuse her cos I'm a Christian.

I'm just tired. She's really getting on my nerves. Our wedding is 3 weeks time but I dont just know what to do. People, friends and family are already aware of the impending marriage but I'm afraid that if a lady can switch mood like this, who knows what will happen tommorrow. I cant sleep in peace...

Please advice. This is happening right now.

...ur case is very simple man dump ur shitty beleive Bleep her wella n she will be so grateful to u..thank me later

pls bro can i ve an unbrella ! was d voice i heard when my room door flew open and in my unclothness i saw my big ass landlord daugher staring at my JT....i just came back from d bathroom n was tyring to dress when dis happen....she said she had seen it n must definitely taste it ....fast forward she pull me to d bed n spread her pussy on my face...satisfied wit d sucking she lowered her ass into my shaft while she grind me hard n twerk on my dick ..i was about to cum when i heard Tunde my roommate voice n i.realise it was a dream i wish it can come true tho ...by d way guy * y ur dick dey rise * na wa o

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What do you ve in mind huh
Drop it if its what m thinking

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Favy1235:
Why do i have this feeling that this story is just too fake.

....even ur existence is fake

Mine was when I climb over the fence with some friends to see convents sisters bathing naked in the compound during my days in catholic boys only school.....in university my worst crime was when I stole a newly cooked pot of soup 4 hostels away from mine !!!
Drop urs

To all of you who are always *quick to insult people *who asked for advise on Nairaland IN UR COMMENT!

May you go through what they go through Amen