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muyico:
I don't listen to my neighbor
when she is
praying, but I did that
yesterday, and the
words
that came out from Sister Titi's
mouth don pass
be careful.
Hear wetin I hear:
"Oh! Lord, Crash the plane of
my SINGLENESS, Lord crash it!
Consume me
with the fire of WEDLOCK. Aha!
Jehovah,
ROAST ME! JAM me with d Lorry
of HOLY MATRIMONY. BABA MI, BABA
MI, detonate
the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in
my life! STAB
me with a man of your choice
Lord. HANG my
neck with the BONE of my
BONE. IMPRISON
my life with the RIBS of my
RIBS.. SHOOT mi
with an AK47 of True Love. KILL me tonight
Lord with a HUSBAND..." My people abeg if una
get any
responsible
brother, Let's help Sis Titi ooh!

Blu03:
I dont drink beer either. Im just looking for the op's trouble

Blu03:

Lifes short. Enjoy every bit of it
I would rather die with a beer in one hand and a cigar between my lips.
And yes, i'm a female!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr and make that saloon looks dope so that we real niggarrrs can come and get a nice hair cut


This reminds me of the movie "barber's shop" by icecube
I enjoyed that movie sha
Barbers shop 1
Barber's shop 2( back in business)
Barbers shop 3( the next cut)

If you can create such saloon like the one done by ice cube in that movie then i won't mind coming down from Benin city to Lagos to get a nice cut

Bluezy13:
Wizkid I know will be too busy to reply him.
He should try M.I and David.

AdorableSapphir:
O yeah?

You didn't answer my question na and you didn't mention me like I said

AdorableSapphir:
You're the most confused one here. That is if my guess is right.

You came confusing her for someone else. Then your friend Lotz told you it shes not the one or....was it your friend who was confused? And because of this everyone is coming to confuse her for someone else.

Who did you actually say she was yesterday? And I'll try and clarify things a little bit here for her sakes.

Anyways. What do I know?

AdorableSapphir:
Huh ...the ex-convict guy?

AdorableSapphir:
Shebi nkan ti won maa n show Lori teli. Bi awon Nkan bé ati Labe orun ni aye ati ijo.
Not new now.

AdorableSapphir:
Awwwnnn ..which one? May God bring her home safely. Just keep praying for her dear.

AdorableSapphir:
So if someone tells you now that it doesn't mean anything, youll go ahead? SMH. What sex will cause in this generation. Hmm.

That is cele format. Sacrifice tinz.
She will use it to tie you and throw it into a bottle and you ll never be able to leave her. Any attempt to leave, you'll be surprised at the demons evoked with the candle that will come after your life.
Hmmm

AdorableSapphir:
Funnily enough, their skin is smoother and glows more than some people who have been bathing all their life.

They should at least use oil to clean their hooha. Hm!

AdorableSapphir:
Hey!!! see my baby ooo. I knew you would come out .

I have never dated one but I have a bunch of them as toasters.

AdorableSapphir:
With all due respect to my Yoruba friends, I said it that they are not the best when it comes to relationship and even marriage.

You can still manage the born again ones but! Definitely not the regular ones.

One very big turn off for me is that their accent.Can't stand it! (Not an ish though).

Blu03:
I'm okay. Have you gotten anything solid? Your friends case.

Blu03:

Milk and chocolate.
Yummy combo