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fizzy rodrigo: this one na original photocopy machine. my guy, how much did you buy the machine ?

LoL.

Onyiclassic: unfunny

Na U sabi.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Another Ctrl C then Ctrl V......


Copy copy!![/quote]Dude, rarely would you encounter an original joke in this section...mine included. I posted this after reading it somewhere, only because it made sense to me. I hope in so doing, I didn't step on some shoes in the process.

AMERICAN MOVIES
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S.A population are FBI/CIA
agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of the U.S.A is
to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the
U.S.A
5. U.S.A is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.
6. Add yours.
INDIAN MOVIES
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut you "always choose the
right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten
up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his
wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.
6. Add yours.
NIGERIAN MOVIES
1. Anything wrong with your life is caused by
your grand mother in the village.
2. Babalawo can make you have plenty money but
himsef is very poor.
3. A person announces his death before falling tot
the ground.
4. Every graduate don't get a job.
5. Every house in Abuja is fine and well
furnished. Add yours.

SlyIg: I wish she went to a professional,she would have been a celebrity now with the best body shape ever! But God almighty used her to teach the world a good lesson. Now compare buttless and 'handless n handless' woman... The Lord God is mighty in His Holy deeds.

Personally, I don't see what your god has to do with this thread. Religious fanatism...smh.

mikron: but God is wonderful. and she still has the zeal to live when millions of people kill themselves (suicide) because of one flimsy reason or the other

Must you turn everything into religion? Haba!

paschal1995: Laf wan tear my bra.mehn,dts kul.

Thanks Bro.

Smeagol(lord of the rings)

Akpors stuck his head into a
barber's shop and asked,"How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop full of customers and
said,"About 2 hours." Akpors left.
A few days later the same
Akpors stuck his head in the door
and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the
shop and said, "About 3 hours."
Akpors left.
A week later, Akpors stuck his
head in the shop and asked,"How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop and said, "About an hour
only." Akpors left.
The barber turned to a friend and
said, "Kelveen, please do me a
favor, follow that guy and see
where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has
to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn’t ever come back".
A little while later, Kelveen
returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does
that guy go whenever he leaves
here?" Kelveen looked up, with
tears in his eyes and said,"To
your wife at home."

LoL. Nice one Dude.

Huh??

Doesn't appeal to my sense of humor. How can somebody's father dying after receiving a healthy dose of insult from the son be that hillarious??

What's your point??

This thread is a good way of differentiating smart muslims from the stupid ones in Nairaland. Smart ones kept their peace and desist from commenting, while the stupid ones try to justify their stupidity with senseless argument defending an act of pure wickedness.

Islam is not a 21st century religion. It's too backward.

chucky234: Ndokwa has never being an Igbo entity and will never be,the people of Ndokwa knows their history quite well,if you care to know then carry out a thorough research. Ogume for instance migrated from Beni while Obiaruku has a huge history with the people of Isoko,Asaba and Ogwashi-Uku had their roots from Igbo but certainly not Ndokwa.

Ndokwa is an Igbo name, so what's your Point.

okpara ugo: Igbos are wisemen from the east. Abia is the only Nigerian state mentioned in the holy bible. They sent gifts to Jesus when he was born.

LMAO!!!

Everytime I see somebody dancing one of those, I can't help feeling embarassed for the poor soul. If only he/she could see how ridiculous they look just then!

xcubed: Lol what do you expect, Samsung will take all the money they make in US back to their country, while Apple will invest it back to the economy. If samsung wins this then it's a loss to America really.

It doesn't work that way, Dude. Samsung Group is a multi-national korean electronics firm that manufactures its products all over the world, and have one of its main bases in America. So it also invest in American Market.

I have no problem with Hollywood and European movies. Most of them are worth the time and money poured into it's production.
Nigerian and Ghanaian movies on the other hand are pure crap. No realism or over exaggeration of realism in the case of Ghanaian soft porn movie industry. Poor or no visual effects, particularly in Nigerian movie industry. Too much talking and shouting with virtually no real action in both movie industries. No quality, as an average movie in both industries, particularly in Ghana can take 5 to 7 days to complete.

sadeiyare: What is that film that Leonado di Carpio was in an island, as if he was mad or something. Waste of time

Shutter Island rocks. One of the best movies of that year. Btw it also won 2 Oscars.

omodapson: Avatar
The Avengers
Harry Porter
Captain America
so many of them...

Seriously dude?!...Are you high or just plain stupid?

Up till today, I still don't know which one is Peter or Paul.

This is one of the reasons Africa is very backward compared to the other continents. White people are minding their own business, leaving their lives, making money. While you people with nothing better to do, started making up stories about illuminati crap.
Listen, people. Life is not a movie. Illuminati is just a pure fiction fabricated by idle minds. Don't crowd everything you do with superstition, abeg!

mkmyers45: which nude movie are you talking about? You well so?

One word: Gia.
A softcore porn movie featuring A.J as the leading role.

I have a chevloret covette 1998 model, that my mom doesn't use anymore. It's semi-automatic with a very sound engine. The body needs a little work though. The fixed price is 200k, non-negiotiable. If you are interested, then email me: frostyzon@gmail.com or call:08183903545.

Why is it that almost everytime a human slaying occurs in this nation, an hausa/fulani tribe must be involved??
Na waa for those northerners and their bloody way of life.

honeric01: Learn to stop jumping the gun, if you want to join a discussion, try knowing the genesis.
Thank you.

Oh, I followed this pointless arguments from the very beginning...till I got fed up with your perplexing inputs.
Thank you.

honeric01: Road[b]side[/b]
Middle of the road

Do you know the difference?

Roadside is not same with on the road.

Selling gala in the train is not same with selling running after moving vehicles.. how hard is this?

Those who sell in the train are also surviving/hustling, same with the roadsides, hustling/surviving. LIVING TO WORK BECAUSE ONCE THEY STOP JUST FOR 1 DAY, THEY STARVE. the sell to get daily food, just to feed for the day.

An employed or gainfully employed person is someone who can take care of his needs and the same time have enough to save WHILE doing what he or she loves.

Hawking is not EMPLOYMENT nor is it SELF EMPLOYMENT because people doing it are not doing it because they LOVE it but because they MUST survive and feed since they believe they have no other option

Oh lordee lord! So all the people that are ''really employed'' according to your liking, love their jobs, heh? First, let me ask you this:What is employment? Isn't it when an individual devouts his/her time on an activity? Since gala hawkers are devouting their time on an activity, which is selling gala, ain't they employed. Must we all have an office and roof above our heads, to be considered 'gainfully employed'?
Like I said before Dude, you are embarrassing yourself by sounding dumb.

honeric01: Road[b]side[/b]
Middle of the road

Do you know the difference?

Roadside is not same with on the road.

Selling gala in the train is not same with selling running after moving vehicles.. how hard is this?

Those who sell in the train are also surviving/hustling, same with the roadsides, hustling/surviving. LIVING TO WORK BECAUSE ONCE THEY STOP JUST FOR 1 DAY, THEY STARVE. the sell to get daily food, just to feed for the day.

An employed or gainfully employed person is someone who can take care of his needs and the same time have enough to save WHILE doing what he or she loves.

Hawking is not EMPLOYMENT nor is it SELF EMPLOYMENT because people doing it are not doing it because they LOVE it but because they MUST survive and feed since they believe they have no other option

Oh lordee lord! So all the people that are ''really employed'' according to your liking, love their jobs, heh? First, let me ask you this:What is employment? Isn't it when an individual devouts his/her time on an activity? Since gala hawkers are devouting their time on an activity, which is selling gala, ain't they employed. Must we all have an office and roof above our heads, to be considered 'gainfully employed'?
Like I said before Dude, you are embarrassing yourself by sounding dumb.