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Ishilove:The brokeass lesbo is angry. ![]() |
Ishilove:No thanks, I don't dig aids. |
oyb:Crab in the barrel mentality. |
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Ishilove:fat ass. ![]() |
hardwerk:Pour one out for my boy. My man Pete the true MVP. Nigga ain’t ever fought a alien in his life but was in the mix with no fear slapping niggas and saving people. My man coulda went home but was like nah if you riding out I’m riding with you my nigga. So clutch he became an Avenger off the strength. My boy Pete… they coulda did anyone else dirty, Wong bitch ass, sh!t they coulda offed Hawkeye bum ass wherever he was at and I wouldn’t of even batted an eyelash at that sh!t. Thanos wild for this one. Coulda clapped the ant man in his place I woulda been aight. Smh. |
Kaycee7:I was wondering if Nigerians only think about sex, money, and material items or do they actually have hobbies? I dont know any Nigerians with tools other than a crowbar, screw driver and a flashlight. So what hobbies do you Nigerian people have? |
Ishilove:And there it is... Grasping at straws, Slipping further into psychopathy, Puttering through life, alone, angry and increasingly deluded, And then it dies. The life of a "broke" nigga |
superhumanist:This man opened up wakanda to outsiders just to get his ass whooped and turnt to dust. I just know if I lived in Wakanda I would’ve been planning a mutiny cause this man was tripping. Talking bout some “get this man a shield,” he said that like Captain America was gon step outside and get to clapping everybody on that field. Boy they got pieced up with the quickness the second they stepped out that base. That man Thanos Bond smacked T’challa one clean time and took awey da strength of da black panther. After that hook from Thanos Lee I know his ass was like “Wakanda shit is dis, I should’ve just let Killmonger have all dis.” That boy Thanos Tyson showed up like “Wakanda forever dese nuts.” He gon say “this is no place to die” and then die. Nigga contradicted himself in just 2 seconds. Niggas are incredible |
Ishilove:So I gotta cram up cuz y'all brokeass can't afford a miserly $20 to go watch it on a cinema or sumtin? Fvck off nigga |
When Hulk get pieced up in beginning of a movie like he just some regular nigga, I knew Thanos was bout all the action. Thanos smacked the hulk so hard he turned back into Bruce. You know how hard you gotta smack a nigga for him stop being mad? The hulk at that. This man smacked the hulk calm. Comboed up his ass so bad that the nigga refused to get mad again. Straight pacified his ass. He ain’t want no type of smoke after them hands touched him. You know how real of a nigga you gotta be to put fear in the Hulks heart. Them punches had that nigga like “don’t call my phone Bruce.” |
Avengers: infinity war Dat boy Thanos Mayweather. Serving all the hands. Bruh ate hulk punches like light work and then retired his ass for the whole movie. Had that man hulk chilling inside Bruce like “maybe anger isn’t the way.” How you smack hulk ass so hard that he ain’t even wanna come out no more, and Thanos didn’t even have to be around, that man hulk was shook. Ain’t want no more hands from anyone after that beating, said avengers assemble my ass y’all ain’t see what that nigga did to me? That ass whooping turned that man peaceful. Dat boy Thanos Bourne. Damaged iron mans suit with straight hands, got to denting that shit up like a Pepsi can. I deadass though he killed black panther with that hook, they might as well had let killmonger stay the king cause I know they ain’t want T’challa to be king just for him to get slapped up like that and then turned into some dust. Talking bout some Wakanda forever, he shut that shit down real quick. Nigga pulled up, beat niggas asses then cremated em. Dat boy Thanos Wick. Put a respek on that name. Dat boy Thanos Frostyzone. |
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IbrahimMav:isn't it haram to watch western media productions, eh mohammed? |
Ishilove:closet lesbo detected. the lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
troubleseller:this is so true. my wife had a girlfriend over a while back and was showing photos of our son when he was young except in one of the pictures he was naked and they said his penis was cute. i told her thats embarrassing and she said your penis is embarrassing. she may have been joking because i think im a good size but regardless thats hurtful. shes a bitch with a dark soul. |
Beorn:That sucks. I remember when i was watching Movies on Netflix and one of the videos had gay sex and my wife walked in and saw it. she thought i liked it, i told her i didnt, that it just appeared. shes such a bitch |
armadeo:That's rich coming from a guy that watch movies all day and comes online to rate them. If that doesn't scream "lonely", I don't know what would. You probably don't have a girlfriend, do you? Nah. I don't think so. Well the real question is why am I here? It's simple. I'm here to taste the waters a little bit. Gauge the level of y'all sense of humor. Verdict: none of y'all have any, or maybe none of y'all have the intelligence to appreciate mine. Like the joker in TDK would say, "Why so serious?" I don't get it...for people that are stereotypically supposed to have good sense of humor going by constant exposure to multimedia, you bunch are pretty wound up. What's up with that? Like I'm very upfront with my trolling and everything, my signature, hello? I wanted y'all to figure it out and play along, you know, troll back like. That's how a normal intelligent human being with a sense of humor would react. Well, news flash, I'm kind of a big deal in Reddit, sort of a minor celebrity and everything. I'm upfront with my antics and the reddit community eats it up. They love it...it splices up their boring day and they shower me with karma as a reward. Oh, you're wondering what is karma, that's reddit name for upvotes (likes). Go ahead and google rambles_off_topic. Burn, nigga. |
Achillesdam500:Sorry troll, I can't comprehend bullshit. |
Ishilove:The jokes on you nigga. I'm not jobless and I'm not a Nigerian. Well, technically, I'm a nigerian because I was born in this shithole. I wish everyday I wasn't born in this hellholes. Getting born airborne would have been better than been born in such a godforsaken country of fulani herdsmen and terrorist. I guess I'm better than you nigga. At least I don't live in this hellhole and the nationality in my passport don't spell nigerian. Hahaha. Jokes on you nigga. |
Kaycee7:Nope nigga I'm very eloquent. I took some class on public speeches and there is this fvcker that thought he's the best orator in our class. He's not bad I don't admitting but he's no Barack Obama. |
koice:You think you know me? you don't know shiit nigga. That's how this little fvcker back then in high school tried to pin something on me because I was just standing there. I guess I was convenient because I don't talk much, like I was an introvert, ya know? The worst thing about been an introvert is you can't talk to girls man. Everytime you rehearsed what to say to your crush and she walks past, your mind go completely blank. Fvck high school. |
CoolDipper:I know right? Technology has surpassed expectations. It's projected that before 2030 cars will be airborne. Man I can't wait for that day. I would sure love to fly an Audi A4 one day. I know what's on ya mind, why not Benz C300, right? Nope nigga, shiit too hard to maintain and woe betide you poor fvcker if it suddenly develops an engine trouble...that's tantamount to watching your dough go bye bye. Nope. I'd rather cruise the breeze with Audi A4, the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. You're welcome. |
Ishilove:Showered me with affections? What?! That fvcknot's a jerk is what she is. She's still alive today because I like animals or I would have throttled her long ago. Do you think cultivating a cucumber is as easy as growing a fvcking maize? Gimme a break nigga! First you have to wait for the first rain, plough the soil, mixed in some nitrogen into the soil. Chicken droppings is the best nitrogen at this initial stage. Then sow the seeds. make sure the soil between ridges ain't waterlogged else your cucumber is fvcked, you get what I'm saying? At the onset of the first flowers, add some potassium around the crops. Wood ash is the best potassium but if you don't have access to wood ash go for NPK fertilizer, it's everywhere in the market. Then, let the bees and butterflies do their thang. In a months time, you will have your first batch of glorious cucumbers. That's hard work man, but sometimes the sun and rain can conspire to fvck up your shiit and I'm not talking bout draught. Nah. I'm talking about extreme temperatures man. Excess rain and excess sunlight. Not good for cucumber cultivation at all. |
Game Night...this niggas be trying too hard. Boring. 1/10. |
Ishilove:I think I did. |
armadeo:Really why? Seriously?? Like are you shiiting me right now? You remind me of this certain cat that used to hang around my garden. This fvcking piece of shiit feline would dig up my cucumbers and lay them on my doorstep as if she's doing me a great service. WTF cat?! If I need cucumbers every time I open my damn door, there sure as hell won't be any left in my damn garden. fvck that cat. |
Achillesdam500:Why did I hate Cobra kai? Lotsa reasons man, lotsa reasons. what's with this latest trend of casting young bloods in films and expect red blooded adults to take it seriously? Everyone know d kids are piece of shiit actors, they can't act worth a damn. Put a gun to their heads and they can't act to save their miserable lives. I know what you're thinking, maybe the gun is a revolver with one bullet in the chamber, huh? Maybe it's a game of russian roulette, huh? Well, it doesn't matter. A gun is a gun but I will take a fully auto Smith and Wesson 45 any day. They don't call it the fbi gun for no reason man, the contraption won't jam on you like a glock would or a semi auto berrata 32 would too. Don't trust your life on those outdated fvcks man. Always go with state of the art. You don't even have to be a dead shot to use one, the thing does most of that for you. it's like riding a Tesla electric car. The car does 80%. Eleon Musk is the man. |
Achillesdam500:Hell no. I can't remember the last time I downloaded from that cheap ass website. My best friend still downloads from there though. I'm like dude can't you discern the fact that this shiit is blurry as hell and he's like no nigga, it ain't blurry on my phone. What?? I use phone too and it sure as shiit blurry as fvck. And he's like, nigga sumtin musta be wrong with ya eyes man. Well, I ain't the man wearing glasses you four eyes piece of shiit. This dude got poor sight man and I ain't talking he strained it reading or some modafukin pretentious shiit like that, I'm talking about genetics man. His whole family are buncha four eyes freakshow. His dad is one mean modafuka even tho he can't see properly. One time this dude walked in on us playing Fallout 4 and straight up yanked the power cord from the power source. WTF dude?! Just because you have a beef with your son doesn't mean you have to take it out on me too. Fvck that guy. |
Cobra kai...crap. |
The Others. 4/10...crap |
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