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olodo:
Good game. my man of the match FABIANSKI.

Fabianski ko Fabiabia NI; Igi iwe, eso odo!

Why send emails when you can call them. Mugunta!

Azuka, Journalist of high repute, na jass?

darequam:
Ask me if u can
@stkri
what is B.S

B.S means Bible study in French!

tosinaded@:
wonder what nairaland moderators are turning to!!!!
i get banned for posting offtopic on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-213725.0.html

and the other peeps on the thread aint banned??
like i was talking to myself

For goodness sake, aint is not an English word!

eldee:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ucMKF8eXyHc

You are a fucking Bastard! May you die of a heart attack secondary to cardiac arrythmia!
What the hell is this crap,  How low is your self-esteem that you are so obsessed with a riff-raff that would probably avoid you if he were to come across you!
Get a life, privates heads! SO what that he is a Nigerian? What does it change? make you sleep better at night? give you hope that you may one day achieve stardom like him?
What exactly is the reason for this hullabaloo about this ugly-looking, bad English language-speaking, low achieving African-American want to be!

Shio, Awon oloriburuku dede!

I am sure you are not a student of UNIBEN, well, I hope you are not because you find it difficult to express yourself in simple English!
BTW, UI is the best. The President said so! He knows more about the educational system than your father.

Shaz:
[color=olive]Erm. . we need clarity here, poster.[/color]

Poster does not speak the English Language!

scottN:
I read this book sometime ago "Back To Eden" (can't remember the author's name) and it did mention that using your urine that has been stored overnight could help.You simply dab a piece of cotton wool in to it and apply it to your face just before u go to sleep.

I bow oooooooo

pope732901:
Hello Nairalanders,
I am Daniel by name, I am an up coming artist. I need a producer. I've got my Lyrics, my genre of music is R N B but if Hip Hop comes in the way, I can sing that too including Gospel.

If there is anything you need to ask me, feel free I am an Open Book

ifelonely@yahoo.com

Can you sing Fuji as well! What about Apala?

Not bad for guy that started with Fuji music!

beecrofty:
so anytime one speak Yoruba or their native language, he/she has become a tout, Are French Rappers also TOUTS?

Thank you Jare. It is now a crime to speak in Yoruba Language. When a White man talks like that, We would give the right response, but when our own people with limited English Language expressivity talk in that manner, we are lost as to what the right response should be. No wonder the same people we are trying to impress do not give us any respect, whatsoever!

@Ajayi1, u sef no sabi speak English language, and u dey open your C.albicans infested mouth dey call another person razz! shio kelebe Omo ale ni fi owo osi ju we ile bab e (Only a bastard uses his left hand to point at his father's house, literally)

olayokun:
And if he's not ibo,i guess u will castigate him abi.
U must b one of the retard ass tribalist.

Don't be too fast to jump to conclusion!
You don't know me!

BTW, is mode9 ibo? just wanna know before I give my comprehensive assessment!




Thanks!
Igbo Kwenu!

weebay:
i took th e SAT test and scored 1800 on my test, does anybody knw if i can get a scholarship, plus which school do i apply to?

It is funny how Nigerians expect things to be given to them "just like that." 1800, so fucking what? Many students with 2000 and above are still planning on retaking the exam, here comes an 1800 hoping to be awarded a scholarship. If I may ask, why should you be given a scholarship?

lirerih:
Guy u try for the info but I hope say na the correct list be that. anyway, anybody sabi how OAU dey take dey admit Direct Entry Student for Medicine, them still dey write Entrance Exam like UNIBEN and other sabi-sabi sch?

Seriously, you want to study medicine at the most prestigious medical school in the country? right? And you write like Alhaji Pasuma (Arabambi 1) Seriously?

Empty Barrels make the most noise!

skolars:
well all i know is that in the whole world, uni takes 2.5 generally

You have no idea what you are talking about.

danielaolu:
Ur admission is sure now if u wil believe me.Just cal 08035446541.We sale form N3k

I would not trust you at all. You don't even know the difference between a noun and a verb!

Hey Mr. ade4prof,
Please do my eyes and intelligence some favour, stop posting "gibberish." You can't even write and you are here complaining about problems with Post-UME;you should be ashamed of yourself. I will be shocked and will definitely call shenanigans if you get into a university. How you managed to scale through secondary school is beyond my comprehension. If you were to be applying to a reputable school abroad, your application would not be given any sort of serious consideration. You lack basic writing skills,have a poor command of grammar and seem to be unready for university-grade work.

sojay:
Hey, happy people,Don't want to miss out of this. Am MARRIEDLY SINGLE.(You know what i mean )

yeah yeah yeah , it means you are impotent

what does it mean to disflower someone?

ayo jango:
i found out when i went visiting,though we got it terminated with my own cash,i just feel stupid and we r still dating,shes been apologising but its a nitemare its been 2 mnts now,still at a lossssssssssssss

OP: How old are you? I am deeply troubled by your action(s). It's either you are under a spell(voodoo from iyamiosoronga) , not well breastfed by your mother or just stupid.

You aborted someone else's baby with your money!!!That is a criminal offense right there and you ought to spend the rest of your life in kirikiri playing volleyball with Al mustapha.


Wonders shall never sieze ,

de-hijacking the thread.
Op:The truth is that soccer is life and life is soccer.
The only advise I have is that you should stop watching MANUTD games.They are boring and too predictive in their style of play.WAtch more of arsenal's games and you will see that there is beauty in soccer.

dude o here, http://studentdoctor.net/ click on forums and you get all the answers u need.

because only irrational people go to church and it is factthat men are more rational than females.why would an african (male or female) go to church in the first place. Any african ( male or female) that calls himself a Christian is either delusional or just stupid.

Islander:
Have you ever heard of the "Oedipus complex"? Well to cut a long story short, it simple outlines the attraction, according to Sigmund Freud, that boys have regarding their mothers. Now I am convinced that Freud was a mad man, in that he claimed that boys tend to have sexual feelings for their moms. He further went on to state that girls have what is called "Penis Envy" (it is self explanatory)

Anyway, you may not quite understand where I am going with all of this. My point is, if little girls are showered with affection and love by the "men" in their lives, they tend not to fall for the first guy who comes claiming to love them, thus many of the abusive relationships that many have settled for would have never materialised on the onset.

Same goes for boys. It has been proven that boys who are taught to be loving toward the "ladies" in their lives, grow up treating their wives in that very same manner. On the negative sides, homes where abuse was rampant tend to produce males who go on to being abusive to their better halves.

We both (You and ME) know that all you've written is crap. If you want to quote freund, you need to carefully analyze the context surrounding freund's conclusion(s)


where did you get that from or r you just making up stuffs to back up you cooked up ideology.In as much as i respect your idea of what a good guy should be, the circumstance that produces a good husband/bf has little to do with parental upbringing.Go watch Pursuit of Happiness and you will realize that there are other factors that help shape a guy's perspective . For starters, the world's best black neurosurgeon grew up without a father figure but turned out to be an "amazing husband and father" according to his wife.

goingwithu:
Nigeria's why don't guy wake up from your sleep .
Do u know that is not only Nigeria that do read from this site lot of people out of your country do it too .u are telling d world what u are Abi .
I think u should nt start tribal wahala in here.Let us look for a way to in-proof our local activies .Killing our self in d eye of d world is nt d best for will youth.think about d out now. plx let us think about this,
plx guy's turning this forum to a political and tribal 1,Will r bill called Nigerian just that will r from d same country wther u are Yoruba ,Hausa,Ibo once people see u out of Nigeria u are been called d same thing.
I Xpect us to do wht is right bow and not acting like a kids .
Wise up guy's , Paul (trustinonelove@yahoo.com)

Pls what language is this?

xtycod:
Ojerinde abi Olerinde wey just start yesterday na him you do use boast?. Do you know who made all the reforms he is applying now?

Oby Ezekwesili, who left as Minister of Education to the world bank as VP. Has any Yoruba reached that level yet?

Two Igbos as world bank VP
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala and Ezekwesili.

Conclusion: If you exclude tribalism and bring a neutral person (foreigner) to assess Nigerians by merit, the Igbo is far ahead of the Yoruba.

Yorubas have failed in education in the last several years. I hope Ojerinde will not bring the usual Yoruba incompetence and tribalism to JAMB.

Sentiments apart, everyone knows that the best three universities in Nigeria are in yorubalands (UI, OAU and UNILAGplc)