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shotster50:
Sometimes, Jakumo is a watered down version of Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, At times he can be vague and undecipherable but most times his wittiness and sarcasm more than makes up for it.

You got it wrong:

Jakumo = Jakumu = Becomrichn = Musiwa = Wakima = Oyebambam = Seun!

She is DD abi na EE

Either ways, I cant wait to have my mouth on those eja osans

That is the last time ever on NL, ok!

KAy-money

See it now, Live and direct

It was given to me freely and freely shall it be posted for your lustful eyes to admire.


Egbe ni fun eni tafiran, ti ko je ise na; egbe si ni fun eni to je ise, ti ako fi ran.

Imma take it down ASAP ok?

^^^^

@ Kay-money

So you never see ileke Igbaya

I have it on my desktop. You seem like a nice guy, I can show it to you when you are ready.


She is well endowed in that area.  May God continue to bless Big MAC. May she never run out of money for Bug Mac.


PS: Do you know Jenifa no be omo Naija. She be imposter

She no be Odua tokan tokan

This woman is losing it!

Typical Ibo, always jealous of the Yorubas


Dont get why Ibos hate us so much.!

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=593543.msg7617605#msg7617605 date=1296173669]why am i laughing so hard. lol
www.nairaland.com/attachments/384027_Babalawo_online_becareful_jpg9090e84da09b40527bb0e5aa3616fad6[/quote]Because you dont understand what the shyyt is going on

Only real Nigerians can understand!

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=593543.msg7617587#msg7617587 date=1296173443] I can see that big MAC has already made her lost
every home touch** [/quote]What she lost in home touch has been well compensated for by the big mounds on her igbaya.

PS: Me thinks she never had it anway.

How can you be omo naija and not know about 'ugo' efo.


Its like not knowing shyyt about garri Ijebu

dayokanu:
Can you get under Aloyemekas skirt?

I wouldnt try it until I am sure of what i am getting myself into?

I woudt want to dive in only to find some well tucked in Kondo


I'd be willing to get under Ileke's though.

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=593543.msg7617546#msg7617546 date=1296172921] Ahahaha am disappointed in you even you find ugo vegetable on the street of London not to
talk of 9ja. So you telling me you dont know of Ishapa soup A.K.A Ishapa toro mo yan  
Ugo is igbo vegetable green leaf that is suitable for nice meal after cooking it with fried egusi
A.K.A melon   [/quote]She is a bloody ajebo

Prolly too young to know about ugo.

Mehn I miss those days

oyebambam:
but it is new to me, when someone called me and told me nigeria government block access to nigeria passport abroad. I was shock. How bad can that be. that nigeria have refuse to issue passport to nigerian living abroad because of election . What nonsense is that.

WTF are you taking about?

Did you skip your drug?

I can get under anyone's skin

It is a special talent God gave me and I am not about to allow what happened to David in the bible to happen to me?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=593543.msg7617525#msg7617525 date=1296172607]never heard of ugo vegie. is that an Ekiti dish?[/quote]Na Ibo food/vegie

But good with pondo

You don miss young gal

Aare becomrichn, you don start again with your attention seeking post


Shouldnt you be mapping out strategies on our secession plan?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=593543.msg7617490#msg7617490 date=1296171994]Are you half-Edo?

What is that I am seeing in the mid-section, hmm? abi iyawo se fun e lounje tan ni?

jk[/quote]What is left from the bariatric surgery he did with Pa Asoge of Ekiti kete

hahahaha

And you? problemless?

Do you still want Jeff Bezos number?


Anyway, what was your GPA from ilorin?

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7617460#msg7617460 date=1296171517]If true, that's cool. I figiured from your post and knowledge of certain time events you had to be. 

But Dayo said he thought you were 25-26.

P.S. You dont have to edit anything. No worries. [/quote]Well, I cant control what anyone thinks, can I?

I wish I was Satguru mahraji

So your age range?

Funny that you get along with Tpia, no one does?

Tpia is the Margaret Thatcher of NL, loathed by everyone, loved by none, except for me and oga DK. We love her lots

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7617415#msg7617415 date=1296171051]Older than you!  No worries.

Edit the small print messge out of the other post.[/quote]No you are not

That I am sure of!
i am sure you are not older than 33, and I am older than that

Ivynwa:
Has our society moved to the level that people who take away life-long savings of others and render families hungry are now respected as sources of inspiration and cheered on as Genius. What's wrong with this our generation?? Materialism (that are gotten from whichever sources) have been enthroned even if it means stealing from the world, organizing to get your relatives kidnapped, killing your friend to own his car etc
What forces have invaded the hearts of this generation of ours!

Ey you there long time no yabis

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7617373#msg7617373 date=1296170533]For Strange's eyes only.  You all mind your beeswax!  
[size=4pt]  You.  We need to talk.  There's an age diparity.  Probably should have made you tell me your age sooner.  You had said something about a psychiatry practice, and a couple other things.  Should have known you were "underage" the way you wind people up all over the place.[/size]  [/quote]how old are you?

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=593543.msg7617330#msg7617330 date=1296170058] Am a babalawo how am I sexy*** Abi ileke-idi fe awon ado oloro ni   [/quote]She prolly has more potent ones that you.

How did you think she got to America?

Modern day ofe!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=590933.msg7617304#msg7617304 date=1296169781]Lol I am not playing a role, sweet. If I tell you guys that I am married with 6 kids, why is that so hard to believe?

Gymnastic. I loff the arts of body movement.[/quote]Gym ke?

DO you have to go to college to study gymnastics?

Isnt gymnastics self-explanatory?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=593543.msg7617289#msg7617289 date=1296169532]Like I said, not worth it.
rara, omo Ekiti Kete ni mi


LOL even if you did (which you dont), dont ever threaten me to submit because of an information you think you acquired thru some online propaganda. [/quote]Did I sense a retreat? So you sef dey fear

Now i want an apology or else i will have no other option but bring out my olonde and iwo and afose.

Please apologize now before i do the unthinkable

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7617281#msg7617281 date=1296169441]Ileke,
You play a role well.  What's your major?[/quote]Something non-scince

When she was posting as Toyinrayo, she used to ask people to help her with basic algebra that kids do at the JSS level in Naija/

She is prolly majoring in anthropology or sociology or something non-intellectual.

Go through her posts under her Toyinrayo moniker, everything is there!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=593543.msg7617238#msg7617238 date=1296169093]ogbeni, gbenu yin soun jor. Abi ta l[b]e[/b] n p'owe fun? Ma je ki n sepe fun yin.[/quote]Well, If you shepe for me, I will do same, but with atare early momo tomorrow.

And you know I know your first, middle, last and maiden names!

Tread carefully, if thats the route you want to take, well, thats fine with me.

Because it is a classic thread!


Becomrichn is da best!


Are you Becomrichn?

^^^ 22 this year!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=593543.msg7617210#msg7617210 date=1296168844]I agree. Igbo men are fine, but their personalities is something else.
At the end of the day, they're not the choice.  [/quote]Benin men?

Since you like cooking for them, who knows what else you are doing with them. . . ki olorun gbawe lowo awon odolobirin ode oni.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=590933.msg7617203#msg7617203 date=1296168721]shey you get choice before?[/quote]Shey you get choice too?

Isale, stop taking Ileke seriously, she is 21

Try going through her other ids, especially her first one, Toyinrayo

While using Toyinrayo, she was extremely naive and she revealed alot about herself. She is still a lil naive, but definitely more cautious now than when she was operating under Toyinrayo

dayokanu:
The bold sounds suggestive.

Haha

Wetin consign agbero with over load

Let me worry about that.

Suggestive? Yes. To you? Hellz NO, innit?

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7617114#msg7617114 date=1296167890]Akatas are something else. I swear, when I first got here, I couldn't run from them fast enough. Don't want to offend anyone, but yeah, to us, they seemed pushy to say the least. hehehehe. The effrontery! How dare they?![/quote]My Indian classmates used to complain too.

Funny hahahaha

You must be really hot then

I know they like DDs too!

Irrespective, it seems you have something all men want.

Good news for DK

But too bad he cant have you!

This thread must not die

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=590933.msg7617005#msg7617005 date=1296166663]They [/b]are pulling your leg, I'm serious  . Why would I say I'm that old when I'm not?
My oldest son could be your hubby one day, I hope you like moi as an in-law sha   


One sexy Ghanaian brother has my name tattooed below his navel, close to. . . .[b] I'll continue after I  confirm the adulthood (age) of all of una here.[/quote]Adulthood ko, Adultness ni

Anyway, shey those small small akatas no dey disturb you for class.