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REALITY101:
hahahaha Mrs. Chima you mean hes a scammer?

Dude is that true?

Let her keep confessing. She is the biggest scammer I know.

A scammer is almost always a woman who gets money or goods from someone/Nigerians by acting to be in love with them. Does that sound familiar?

Mrs.Chima:
Awww Jealous are we?  It is okay not everybody fortunate and someone has to eat one meal a day.  May God help you on your coming out the closet and not eating a piece of bread for the entire day in the dark.  Sucks.

I dont even know what you are trying to say here.

May be you need to ask Mr. Chima to write for you as he did the other time. I am serious here. Your jokes are very dry, but I dont care. However, I despise bantering with an illiterate.

Get him on board.

Sagamite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ1YLL9mvBU



E wo awon Pastors yi, Miliki, on a holy level

Wayozee, e ja mi si!  

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayozee!

Wayozee, Wayozee, Wayozee, for churches!

Invest in a Hummer! (Hummer, Hummer, Hummer)

Invest in a Gulfstream! (Gulfee, Gulfee, Gulfee)

36 million dollars, elo lo ma je to ba sher si Naira?

(Too much money now) Hey, Owo!

Invest in a Hummer! (Hummer, Hummer, Hummer)

Invest in a Gulfstream! (Gulfee, Gulfee, Gulfee)

36 million dollars, elo lo ma je to ba [size=18pt]sher[/size] si Naira?

(Too much money now) Hey, Owo!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Congression dey hustle.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Pastor rob them!

Salvation, Miracle, Prosperity, for everybody!

Ewo awon ode, dem dey give dem money!

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayo!

Oh o, Wayozee!

WTF is Sher?

Is that still part of our Sagamu vocabulary?

9ijaMan:
Thanks a mil for the advice. Since it's not your money we are spending, would you kindly move on to other threads where your advices will be better appreciated? Once again thanks for poking your nose into this thread.

Truth is always bitter.

hannie:
if only u guys had given these monies to the needy

GEJ is going to rig these elections, believing Buhari can win is one dream that cant materialize, meanwhile he's got too many questions to answer but given that he is hardly audible, I can spare him.

your team BB will experience a monumental loss if u keep looking for minimum requirements in states, who tell u say na so dem dey take win elections even in sane climes ?

Delusion

REALITY101:
Seconded. . . Mrs. Chima is only sucking his wallet. Mrs. Eve was on welfare until she got married to Mr. Chima   

Fact

I could not have said it better.

The handwritings are very clear. And, I am not trying to make fun of her. It is unfortunate, she found herself in this very horrible situation. May God help her and her 5 kids after Mr. Chima gets his papers.

I have a feeling Mr. Chima is a nice well cultured hardworking Nigerian, unlike Mrs, Chima

Mrs.Chima:
What I am trying to "achieve" with this thread is[size=28pt] dialogue amongst[/size] chatters.

WTF?


Are you this stupidddd.  Do you need Nigerians to teach you English again?

You have no job, living off a Nigerian in desperate need of 'stay papers,' posting on a Nigerian forum for free, and despite lacking the ability,intellectually, to speak in any other language besides English , you are still unable to write flawlessly.

For Pete's sake, log off NL and go get yourself educated. It would do you some good sister.

From Nigeria, with love

Alj Uche:
igbo are also well known all over the world and nigeria

Did I ever dispute that?

abadaba:
zombified monkey, do not reply me lest you get your own dose this night. My foul tirade was meant for that iidiot called rhino.

Did you not just post on the other thread with Andre-Uweh?

Are you this jobless?

ekt_bear:
It is a bit sad. No wonder any time there is wahala Northerner wants to turn 'em into suya meat.

As I've said earlier, arrogance is a terrible disease. And in a place like Nigeria, dangerous too

That was funny.

Seriously, living in Nigeria, you'd think there were only two ethnic groups, Yorubas and the Hausas. But, on NL, it is as if Igbos are the only people in Nigeria.  And its mostly from people who have no idea what they are talking about, unfortunately.

:::SMH:::

Andre Uweh:
Sometime ago, you said you are from Kukawa LGA in Borno state, I can't be precise now. In that Kukawa, how many Yorubas do you see compared to Ndigbo. In Borno, you have Yorubas who are mostly civil servants while Ndigbo are in business as well as  in civil service all over the state and other regions. Do not take away this gospel truth.

In your decrepit mind, Yorubas are aversed to doing business, right?


No wonder the biggest business men in Northern Nigeria, and indeed in the whole of Nigeria, are of the Igbo extraction.

Whatever floats your boat mate!

EzeUche:
I rather think of the Yoruba as a bride as well.  

Maybe I should join the Yoruba way and have 4 or 5 Yoruba wives.

You are an im.becile for that post.
You definitely do not know anything about  the Yoruba people beyond what you read on NL and what your bigoted parents might have told you.

You'd be better served if you limited you opinion/curiosity to finding more about your yourself. You can start here on NL, in the culture section, since you have no where else to go.

Eediot!

Alj Uche:
what yorubas were killed, is it the christian yoruba or the muslim one, please answer ?

the jos yorubas are mainly christians and there names like oyedapo etc which sounds yoruba enough

if any yoruba is killed in the north, it is always a mistake quote me on this

you rearly see yorubas fighting in the north, why

it is because before you say you are killing a yoruba man, you have probably killed your friend or family

why do you think yorubas are not dealling with igbos in lagos

their have been intermarrages for hundreds of years

Very true. I agree with this.

As you can tell already, the doofus doesnt understand what he is talking about.

EzeUche:
Stop peddling lies. Doing the recent spates of violence in the North, the Yorubas have been bearing the brunt of the attacks.

Even if they are Muslim. Why do you think the Yoruba community in Jos was complaining?

The Hausa to differentiate between Yoruba and other Southern groups. Or have you forgot about that?

I bet you know that because as usual you were on ground, init?

Well it is better you limit your opinion on what you know, dealing in drugs, just like those who 'birthed' you, 'cos you are doing a really bad job  discussin' politics. You are too young and  too irrational to comprehend Nigerian politics.

EzeUche:
Well I hope Yoruba do outnumber Igbo up North. About time. . . F[b]inally Igbos are wise enough to not travel to the North in large numbers, because of the constant danger. [/b]

Agian, another unnecessary tirade from an internet igbo gangster. You prolly think of yourself as the 'Igbo crusade' mafioso, init?

What a Arrow!

PS: I sincerely do advise you to post less, read more. This would not only help you on NL, but in real life as well.

EzeUche:
I have never lived up North, but I have visited family members in Northern Nigeria. Can't you comprehend? Mehn when did traveling to the North equate to living up North?  

I make bold to say that you have never been to the North. You like to make up stuffs just to shore up your  non-existent Naija-cred.

Jarus:
I don't know for any other state in the North but in Sokoto, where I traversed during service, Yoruba far outnumber Igbo.

My uncle attended University of Sokoto for his first degree, the bolded pretty much sums up his impression as well.


The Igbo on NL are nothing but loud mouths. I have never seen anything like it. When you have people like Ezeuche , a barely coherent 23 yr old residing in the US, holding brief for the whole of Ndigbo, I guess we shouldnt expect anything  better than the level of immaturity they display day-in day-out.

EzeUche:
You never been to the North, yet you are speaking nonsense. Go to Kano, you will find more Igbos than any other group from the South. Only in Jos where you will see Yorubas as much as Igbos. Even in Kaduna, the Igbos are the most of any South East group.

If you never traveled to the North, I advise you to be quiet. Many of us have been to the North and still have family in the North.

And, you, who was disposed off to Obodo oyinbo from when you were little, pray tell, when did you live in the North?

Inked_Nerd:

Oh really?

So laughing constitutes the enjoyment of flattery?

I thought it meant the opposite?

BABE!:
^^ E/O n be mehn! E/O n fo! Oya style!
Take it down a notch! I don't have a phone sef.

I am confused

Use a different code?

I promise to decode it this time around

;d

BABE!:
^^Fstranger, mehn, you are loosing me again. What "groupie" thread.? Sorry, I can't remember, send me a link or something,

Never mind!

I now know what I want to know.


Whats your phone number?

BABE!:
^^Nah, personal use! I take it everywhere!

Puzzle solved

Found it in the 'groupie' thread.

BABE!:
^^Nah, personal use! I take it everywhere!

hahahaha

Nice line!

Whatever floats your boat. I will go through your posts and see what I can get out of it

What for?

college?