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Kingsley1000:
ode

your grandpa ode.

TOTOsynthesis!!!

zinnywonders:
As if u can do better than them.

Enemy of progress.

huhahiheho! not saying i'm not an enemy but since when did copying obama's photo become progress?

lord knows i'm a virgin at heart.

capital FAIL!

tamuno!

they will pay with their toto later.

Epatty:
Men can go extreme when they're very jealous.

and women can go extreme when it comes to dick and money.
MMBC: money makes bitches cum.

oyinkinola:
you dont know that Nigerian Army had conquared back our territory from boko boys!
you dont know that many looters were smelling pepper!
you don't know that disversification in our economy had started working!
you don't know or you didn't want to know?

if you know the poverty level in Nigeria since the takeover of APC government, as a result of job loss and fall in the purchasing value of money, you'll shut up! stand with Buhari my foot!

better than cash gift.

your pictures do not say much. i mean, anybody can pull stunts with photos. drop a short clip of you training in the pitch and i might have something to say..+

being single and having easy access to pussy with no strings attached is ideal for the contemporary bachelor until he's ready to settle down with one.

no time for headache..

this is what would become of the Romance Section if the bigoted he-goats from Politics Section overtake it..+

Laveda:
I just want to take you out so you get me a big bowl of ice-cream.

i'll get you more than a bowl of ice-cream but you'll pay the bills.

Ishilove:
FT, all I want for Val is for you to cook me a delicious pot of rice and stew

I'll pay for the ingredients

see dis babe wan play omo ibo like me sha. i'll pass.

finally, the valentine day is here.... let the air be filled with bright pink and red colours. but we're going to do it the reverse way this time around. so, guys, let the ladies take the lead by asking you out. she is to decides where to go, when to go, what to buy and eat or take home and SHE'S TO PAY ALL THE BILLS!; all you you have to do is follow.

so let me start by calling out -

laveda

mimzzy

ishilove

creamish

makydebbie (you can take the next flight to naija....i'll wait), and finally,

itzQuinn.



nota bene:
i also want to use this opportunity to shout out to my true brother in the Lord, Evang. Obontami, on his birthday. i wish you more blissful years of good health, wealth and prosperity ahead. continue slaying them wet and tight pussies and never contract HIV in Jesus name! (Amen)

it's possible for a virgin to get pregnant if you ejaculate on her vagina. so i suggest you tell her to run a prego test first before you start to panic; then also confirm she's still a virgin after the tumbles with you.

bayelsaowei:
I just witnessed another difference between Messi and Ronaldo. ..even though Messi desires to tie up with Ronaldo on champions league goals he still allowed Neymar play the penalty...

Make ona tell me why I no go like the boy....

messi plays for team success while penaldo plays for personal glory. have you guys noticed that ronaldo doesn't celebrate when his teammate scores and he curses whenever he's substituted in a match, especially when he hasn't scored?

Spongia1:
HEDWIG!!!!!!!!!!

harry potter's fan spotted!

Mimzyy:
If she is beautiful inside as she is on the exterior, then we the "iyaales" will endorse her so you can take her home to mama

honestly, that babe beats the media overhyped bread-seller. i wonder why people can't spot her in the picture..

but sinaj is the one girl i truly wish to take home to mama if i have my way..

Mimzyy:
We talking owl, you talking bae go away.

that bae's beau is a front page material, trust me. her beauty is so natural she doesn't need to strike a pose to be noticed..

op, please help me get that girl's number...biko!
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