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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Seeks Divine Guidance, Prays For Nigeria At Lesser Hajj by FuckingMachine(f): 2:40pm On Nov 13, 2023
He should pray for Remi's forgiveness first.

CelebritiesRe: Hilda Baci & Her Boyfriend At An Event In Lagos State (Video, Photos) by FuckingMachine(f): 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2023
Bar head dey shine like egg.

Proof that women dgaf about your dreads & wears. Just have money and you will Bleep all of them.
EventsRe: Money Rains As Abuja Popular Social Club Celebrate Colleague On Birthday. by FuckingMachine(f):
Popular but nobody knows a single one of them.
Btw that lady's face is shining as if I spilled my cum on it.
CelebritiesRe: Artiste Falls Ill During Church Concert, Dies In Hospital by FuckingMachine(f): 1:00pm On Nov 13, 2023
Prestar:
Celestial church located in the Obalende area of Osogbo
Hmmm!
This is why I can't Bleep their girls.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Interior Minister Suella Braverman Fired! by FuckingMachine(f): 12:44pm On Nov 13, 2023
Make sure you Bleep your female subordinates to keep them loyal.
HealthRe: deleted by FuckingMachine(f): 11:01am On Nov 13, 2023
Wetin concern reproductive system with respiratory?

My friend if you're not ready, leave there let me come in and do my work.
PoliticsRe: Commuters Stranded As Lagos Drivers Begin Protest by FuckingMachine(f): 10:59am On Nov 13, 2023
Tinubu vs Tinubu
CelebritiesRe: Carter Efe Has Hijacked My Song – Portable’s Ex-signee, Young Duu Cries Out by FuckingMachine(f): 10:58am On Nov 13, 2023
Olamide is responsible for all these razz and uncultured so called artistes. He gave touts like Naira Marley, Zlatan, Portable the confidence to even attempt music.
All these clean matured image he's recently trying to portray cannot change it.


How on earth are these dirty guys music artistes?
Omo music don suffer.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is The Greatest Person To Have Ever Walked The Face Of The Earth? by FuckingMachine(f): 9:42am On Nov 13, 2023
Obviously Jesus Christ if we're to be honest.
Man is everywhere.
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 U.S Soldiers Die In Helicopter Crash During Training by FuckingMachine(f): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2023
Maybe pilot was receiving Mouth Gig. We all know how Hot military people are. They use any opportunity.
SportsRe: I Won ₦23,000,0000 From Sportybet And They Seized My Money by FuckingMachine(f): 9:17am On Nov 13, 2023
Mhizzard:
may you never pass out via where you were born
That's the best place to go.
Back to your roots.
SportsRe: I Won ₦23,000,0000 From Sportybet And They Seized My Money by FuckingMachine(f): 8:25am On Nov 13, 2023
Mhizzard:
you sound like agbero people who collect money from commercial bus driver.
Yes.
I also Bleep madam store owners if they can't pay.
SportsRe: I Won ₦23,000,0000 From Sportybet And They Seized My Money by FuckingMachine(f): 8:09am On Nov 13, 2023
I support them seizing the money until you give me my share then I stand against them with everything I have.
Car TalkPilot 2006 V Acura MDX 2006 V Pathfinder 2006. Which & Why? by FuckingMachine(op): 8:40pm On Nov 12, 2023
Which one and why?
TravelRe: Abuja Airport Shut Down As Aircraft Overshoots Runway (Pictures/Video) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:21pm On Nov 12, 2023
LeoDeKing:
The aircraft took off from Lagos and landed in Abuja.

How did Kogi witches come in?
It flew over Kogi, no?
PoliticsRe: We Don't Have Time, Wrap It Up - Passersby Urged A Suicidal Man by FuckingMachine(f): 3:32pm On Nov 12, 2023
No time.
We go still collect him phone go sell.
WebmastersRe: Google Is Rejecting My Ads Application For My Website. Who Can Help Me Out Why by FuckingMachine(f): 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2023
DAMEHLISM:
they never said what the issue is
Sfop lying.
There is a dropdown option by the right bottom.
WebmastersRe: Google Is Rejecting My Ads Application For My Website. Who Can Help Me Out Why by FuckingMachine(f): 2:04pm On Nov 12, 2023
DAMEHLISM:
i own the website, my content is ok
Show us the issues they asked you to fix first.
What are you hiding?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Commits Sucide In Rivers State. by FuckingMachine(f): 2:03pm On Nov 12, 2023
Justiceori2019:
but today some said they saw him this morning washing clothes and drinking Chelsea sachets in the compound,
Chelsea is a useless club.
Take it or leave it.
CrimeRe: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by FuckingMachine(f): 1:59pm On Nov 12, 2023
drizzle0007:
TIJANI Abiola
I see why South Africans like Samantha124 say they prefer them. They love rapists.
Car TalkRe: What SUV Can I Buy Under N2m? by FuckingMachine(op): 11:48am On Nov 12, 2023
fineboynl:
Lol. You can get older model of rev 4 and CRV below 2002 if you need sharp one.

I would advise pathfinder. Very rugged look for 4 cylinder. Check jiji
Pathfinder has 4 cylinder?? shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Meet The Pastor Who Uses Women High Heels by FuckingMachine(f): 11:30am On Nov 12, 2023
Reverend Gay Gay Okocha
PoliticsRe: Party Agents Exchange Blows At Imo Collation Centre(photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:19am On Nov 12, 2023
helinues:
Stop being incoherent on threads.

Thank you
That strong blow I'm seeing in that pic above landed on ya left eye. Yes or No?
PoliticsRe: Party Agents Exchange Blows At Imo Collation Centre(photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 10:39am On Nov 12, 2023
helinues:


They must have been eating hot yam.

grin
Snap ya left eye
HealthRe: Transgender, Jay Boogie Begs For Financial Assistance After Failed Surgery by FuckingMachine(f): 10:38am On Nov 12, 2023
If it had suceeded in having its surgery would it have reached out to us?

No.
It would have posted more gay pictures online to pepper us. Tell it to post pictures of the botched yansh or we don't believe.
PoliticsRe: Party Agents Exchange Blows At Imo Collation Centre(photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 10:37am On Nov 12, 2023
Helinues snap your left eye. I wan check something.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Hope Uzodimma Winner Of Imo Governorship Election by FuckingMachine(f): 10:35am On Nov 12, 2023
Supreme Cunt Governor
SportsRe: Raphael Dwamena Dies After Suffering A Heart Attack In Albania by FuckingMachine(f): 10:31am On Nov 12, 2023
Footballers should not Bleep before a match.
That's a match on its own.

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