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SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2023
Nigeria had almost 6 forwards and couldn't test the keeper with quality shots. Even the goal was from a corner.

Against Lesotho!!
Chai!!
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 7:04pm On Nov 16, 2023
Semiu Ajayi is not the sharpest tool in the shed I swear
Very slow and unintelligent human

Omo I come dey miss Yobo

Who born this Semiu Ajayi hold men like Drogba, Patrick Mboma, Eto'o?? Kai
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2023
That Jamilu Collins is the most useless footballer on earth! Omo dat guy no fit pass ball o.

He didn't find any team mate throughout the second half. Very poor footballer.
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2023
Nigeria is the most foolish nation on earth.
Come go world cup make I see!!
HealthRe: I Had A Forced Abortion, Months Later I Still Haven't Seen My Period by FuckingMachine(f): 4:25pm On Nov 16, 2023
All of una dey mad for dis thread.
EducationRe: Japa: UK Varsities Hit With Low Revenues As Nigerians Turn To Canada by FuckingMachine(f): 2:31pm On Nov 16, 2023
Nigerians have invaded every country on Earth, holding top positions in most and by 2050 we will take over all of them and form an empire.
HealthRe: I Had A Forced Abortion, Months Later I Still Haven't Seen My Period by FuckingMachine(f): 2:28pm On Nov 16, 2023
Letitshine:
With all due respect am married woman, with no children of my own, I married young and was unable to further my education and even I can read and understand.
Don't allow me pour my fustration of life on u, my ur lack of intelligence not put u in trouble one day
Letitshine:
I lost my baby, I believed a ex friend of my put abortion pills in my food or drink but I really don't have proof, so I just kept quite and continue life.
Married woman but a friend slipped abortion pills in your drink. You dey mad and I pray that baby you murdered haunts you for the rest of your miserable life. Wicked witch.
HealthRe: I Had A Forced Abortion, Months Later I Still Haven't Seen My Period by FuckingMachine(f): 2:21pm On Nov 16, 2023
OP the baby you murdered said I should wish you RIP in advance.
HealthRe: Malignant Cough: Have You Noticed, Too? By Olawale Olaleye by FuckingMachine(f): 2:15pm On Nov 16, 2023
Only the buffoons that took the COVID "vaccine " are affected. Over 50 million Nigerians will perish in the next 5 years to control our out of control population spurt.


Watch.
FamilyRe: I Want To Leave My Marriage After 18 Years And 8 Kids by FuckingMachine(f): 2:11pm On Nov 16, 2023
8 children is a sign of poverty and illiteracy.
These are the set waiting for their children to take care of them in old age.

Lazy, Hot bunch.
CrimeRe: Saheed Azeez Granted Asylum For Being Gay Masterminded £220k Fraud by FuckingMachine(f): 2:07pm On Nov 16, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Stfu.

Even on nairaland, some of your ilk are demanding for people's personal information, so what do they intend doing with it?

You need proof?
Proof of your foolishness is all over Nairaland.
PoliticsRe: Moment Estonian Slack Liner, Jaan Roose Walked In The Sky In Lagos by FuckingMachine(f): 1:20pm On Nov 16, 2023
Ok. Na Oyinbo sef.

I for say because no Nigerian in their right minds will attempt such for any amount even with the Tinubu-induced suffering.
PoliticsRe: Guinness World Record Holder, Jaan Roose, Takes Daring Walk Across Lagos Bridge by FuckingMachine(f): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2023
Ok. Na Oyinbo sef.

I for say because no Nigerian in their right minds will attempt such for any amount even with the Tinubu-induced suffering.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2023
Hanks Anuku don reach Lagos? shocked
CrimeRe: Reward Offered For Info On Beheaded Animal Linked To 'Rituals' In New York by FuckingMachine(f): 11:12am On Nov 16, 2023
They don enta New York

Science/TechnologyRe: Huge Python Killed In Ore, Ondo State (Pictures) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:11am On Nov 16, 2023
Nicepoker:
Was the snake driving a car? Because I don't know why the thread is in this section.
It swallowed a car.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Seen Walking A Rope Over 100 Feet High In the city of Lagos by FuckingMachine(f): 11:10am On Nov 16, 2023
If his account was full and he had many kpekuses to smash he wouldn't be doing this.

The level of physical risk a man is willing to take is directly related to his account balance.
PetsRe: Help Me To Identify My Puppy Please. by FuckingMachine(f): 11:09am On Nov 16, 2023
GmajorDaniel:
. Mum german shepherd, dad Bull mastiff.
Put shit beside it and tell us your observation.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Risks It All As He Walks Across Tight Rope In Lagos by FuckingMachine(f): 11:07am On Nov 16, 2023
If his account was full and he had many kpekuses to smash he wouldn't be doing this.

The level of physical risk a man is willing to take is directly related to his account balance.
CultureRe: Why Can't I Find Hausa History Books? by FuckingMachine(f): 8:46am On Nov 16, 2023
Hausa man don't write with pen and ink. They use sword and blood.
Foreign AffairsRe: If Russian Ships Don't Sail, Then Yours Won't Either - Moscow Told Denmark, EU by FuckingMachine(f): 8:44am On Nov 16, 2023
Denmark better tell her boss to handle their job by themselves otherwise another weeping Zelensky go emerge.

Russia don't play around.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:28am On Nov 16, 2023
dominique:
Its been long, about five years ago thereabouts. I had touched some places and had it at the back of my mind to fuel the car on my way home as the guage was already on empty only the car to stop as I got a few meters into the filling station. The attendants helped me push it a few more meters to where the closest fuel pump could reach it and I refuelled. That was when I got to know that cars don't start immediately after refueling, you need to let the fuel circulate properly. That freelander showed me premium shege before we threw it away grin
Please keep shut.
PoliticsRe: Journalist: How I Was Kidnapped After Leaving Aso Rock by FuckingMachine(f): 9:22pm On Nov 15, 2023
Tinubu's boys are dangerous at night
Tubadan
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian "Celebrities" Are The Most Entitled In The World by FuckingMachine(op): 7:36pm On Nov 15, 2023
Solsix:
Stingy op, they didn't force you to give them undecided undecided undecided
So why is it making news?
Why are they sharing pathetic videos?


PS: I'm stingy because I don't want to give money to someone I already gave money to? You are deluded. smiley
CelebritiesNigerian "Celebrities" Are The Most Entitled In The World by FuckingMachine(op): 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2023
Have you ever seen a Hollywood actor looking for donations to treat illness? Have you ever seen a European ex footballer begging for alms to eat? Have you ever seen an Indian ex musician begging for where to sleep from ordinary citizens?


Now before you come with the they don't earn as much argument, take a moment to realize that these celebrities earn significantly more in their respective societies.

Nigerian "celebrities" earn far more than the average Nigerian 9-5 employee in any given scenario yet these employees manage to build houses, businesses and send their children to school without begging for food to eat from the public.

Why can't our celebrities adopt the same method?

They squander all their earnings on frivolities and show off then they have the nerve to beg the people who never enjoyed all these vanity with them for more money to sustain their lavish lifestyles.

That is greed.

Nobody should help any so called celebrity because it is the height of self centeredness for me to purchase your movie, pay for your overpriced show, subscribe for your match and have you STILL come back years later to give you more money for your upkeep. For what?

You entertained me and I paid you for THAT entertainment. You are not entitled to any extra dime from me same way I am not entitled to ask you to perform for me for free. Go and sort out your personal life as I am sorting mine out.

In every given situation, the celebrity is always at an advantage over the regular Nigerian so how can you still be asking to take from my meagre income to enrich yourself? Why?


Osimhen, Davido, Yul Edochie, Wizkid & co are currently earning stupendous sums of money today that 99% of Nigerians will never see in their entire lifetime. If they blow it and come begging for hospital bills later nobody should answer them.

Thank you.
FamilyRe: Should I Buy For Her? by FuckingMachine(f): 7:21pm On Nov 15, 2023
Abbeytoy:
Are you all right? I mean are you well? Not sure though
Oga set conditions for her.
Nothing goes for nothing.
TravelRe: S. African Airways Reveals Upgraded Stylish Johannesburg Airport Lounge (PICS) by FuckingMachine(f): 7:20pm On Nov 15, 2023
KosiGee:
You are such a depraved and sick mind. You’ve always been miserable, silly and a nuisance online. Your madness will be treated by someone who dread if you don’t seek solution to your mental ill health asap
Are you not the one that was exposed for sharing HIV/AIDS in the romance section last year?
FamilyRe: Should I Buy For Her? by FuckingMachine(f): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
If na me I go grope her breasts and tell her she can only use it if she put her mouth on my prick small.

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