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RomanceRe: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by FuckingMachine(f): 5:06pm On Nov 21, 2023
Tell her to go as long as you can invite your ex over while she's away.
HealthRe: Osun Woman Refuses Free Surgery To Remove Her Goiter; Asks For N300k Instead by FuckingMachine(f): 5:04pm On Nov 21, 2023
I hope Goiter wins.

99% of poor people are responsible for where they are. Even their relatives can't help them due to their nature.

This woman and Happie Boys are a prime example.
If social media didn't exist you'd see them on the road and pity them.

Not anymore.
RomanceRe: Reason Why Some Guys Think That Yoruba Girls Have High Body Count by FuckingMachine(f): 12:33pm On Nov 21, 2023
Yaribanza girls wey we dey use calm tension with indomie naim dis wan run open thread for. grin grin


There's a reason their bride price is dirt cheap.
PoliticsRe: Lasepa Shuts Mosque, Company & Hotels In Oshodi/Isolo Area. by FuckingMachine(f): 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2023
naptu2 why are you a coward?

Why do you always shy away from confrontation you created and run to your diary to attack people like a wussy? And if you claim to be peaceful, why attack in the first place? huh


Reply like a full grown man here not on your diary lile a sissy.


cc: chicagograduate ozommadu
CrimeRe: Is Passport Racketeering Becoming A Norm At The Nigerian Immigration Service? by FuckingMachine(f): 11:57am On Nov 21, 2023
How do I apply for a job in Immigration??
PoliticsRe: Lasepa Shuts Mosque, Company & Hotels In Oshodi/Isolo Area. by FuckingMachine(f): 11:49am On Nov 21, 2023
I know those buildings.
They belong to one of MC Oluomo's strong rivals.
CareerRe: Has Anyone Travelled To Burkina Faso To Work In Mederer Gmbh Company. by FuckingMachine(f): 12:02am On Nov 18, 2023
Dollars in Burkina Faso?
Your parts will be sold in dollars. That I can assure you.
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerians Homophobic? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:01am On Nov 18, 2023
N3TRAL:
I'm not gay.
You are gay.
Car TalkRe: Pls What Kind Of Business Can I Do With This Type Of Car by FuckingMachine(f): 10:50pm On Nov 17, 2023
One chance
CelebritiesRe: Portable's Wife, Bewaji Files Petition Against DJ Chicken Over Sexual Claim by FuckingMachine(f): 9:57pm On Nov 17, 2023
Sangoamadioha1:
Carry your bad energy far from me. You, d.j chicken and the lady are all inconsequential.
Return the money you collected from Dino for votes.
CelebritiesRe: Portable's Wife, Bewaji Files Petition Against DJ Chicken Over Sexual Claim by FuckingMachine(f): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2023
Sangoamadioha1:
But you drew your conclusion based on beer palour gist 😏
I drew my conclusion based on her petition which is an irrefutable fact.

Now, troll, show us his original tweet to back up your claim or shut up.
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftains, Groups Give Akeredolu 72 Hours To Transmit Power To Deputy by FuckingMachine(f): 8:26pm On Nov 17, 2023
Akara should hand over or be assassinated
CelebritiesRe: Portable's Wife, Bewaji Files Petition Against DJ Chicken Over Sexual Claim by FuckingMachine(f): 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2023
Lifestone:
You are wrong. The Dj has committed cyber crime by posting her name and her information on the internet without her consent. It does not matter if what he says is true or not.
Anyway, he slept with her before she married portable and not after, so in his eyes, he got a trophy. What of Portable that took the wife of Alafin Oyo?
Show me his original tweet let's ascertain your claims.
I don't do beer parlour analysis.
CelebritiesRe: Portable's Wife, Bewaji Files Petition Against DJ Chicken Over Sexual Claim by FuckingMachine(f): 7:52pm On Nov 17, 2023
Dayvidoo:
This comes after DJ Chicken, during a live session, claimed to have slept with her before she got married to Portable, and impregnated her. He also alleged that he was the one who deflowered her.
How can she disprove this?
All DJ Chicken needs are some friends that can corroborate that they were indeed together at that period. The onus is on her to prove that:

1. She was already deflowered before then (which will further soil her)
2. Prove that she got deflowered after they were together (which soils her again as she has to reveal the man who deflowered her & when). Even if she claims Porfable deflowered her, if DJ Chicken can provide one or two guys she has dated to debunk it then she is finished.


People don't reason thoroughly before they take decisions. Then again, these are illiterates we're talking about.
SportsRe: 2026 WCQ: Oliseh Reacts To Super Eagles’ Disapointing Draw Against Lesotho by FuckingMachine(f): 6:53pm On Nov 17, 2023
All of them shoupd be brought out to Uyo and flogged in the market square starting from Uzoho, Semiu Ajayi, Boniface etc...
CelebritiesRe: Rip Oladips by FuckingMachine(f): 12:16pm On Nov 17, 2023
May his soul rest in peace
Amen
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Gbola With Veins Or One Without??? by FuckingMachine(f): 11:44am On Nov 17, 2023
Ishilove?
PoliticsRe: Godwin Emefiele: Tinubu Is Really Taking Good Care Of Him (photos) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:44am On Nov 17, 2023
Is that a bible?
That's the biggest Bible I've ever seen.
CelebritiesRe: Hilda Baci Visits Guinness World Records Office by FuckingMachine(f): 10:13pm On Nov 16, 2023
She's no longer a record holder so what's she doing there? To Bleep the MD??
FamilyRe: I Want To Leave My Marriage After 18 Years And 8 Kids by FuckingMachine(f): 10:12pm On Nov 16, 2023
CJStarz:
Shataap dia if u no know wetin to comment?
U haven't seen rich and educated couple have many children or very poor families with 2 children?
Hope you're not talking about your father cos he's not rich. Just so you know.
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Have Piesero Nudes by FuckingMachine(f): 9:05pm On Nov 16, 2023
This is the only reasonable excuse because even my Xmas chicken can do a better job between the goalpost.
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Suspends Osun Chief Judge Adepele Ojo by FuckingMachine(f): 9:00pm On Nov 16, 2023
Next is Ooni of Ife.

The Governor is their employer and if Ooni do anyhow he go see anyhow or relocate his ancestral seat to another state like Lagos.
TravelRe: Please Need Help With Direction by FuckingMachine(f): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2023
Kimiso:
How do I get to okota from leventis
Public transport get to Oshodi first then take Mile 2 & drop @ Cele Ijesha. Okota road is right off the bus stop.


Driving you can go through Yaba/Surulere and bust out at Cele Ijesha.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Demands Refund Of Funds From Party Agents After Loosing Kogi Guber by FuckingMachine(f): 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2023
Tell him to sell some cars from his fleet to cover up.
Thief.
CelebritiesRe: Viral Video Update: Actor Hanks Anuku Breaks Silence, Seeks Nigerians Help by FuckingMachine(f): 7:15pm On Nov 16, 2023
I just knew the pity video was coming.

Nobody should fall for this. He's an actor.
He carefully planned his stunt and released the video of himself acting crazy. The idiot wants to cash out for Xmas.


Arrest the criminal for fraud and obtaining under false pretence.
CelebritiesRe: At 52, Snoop Dogg Says He Is Quitting Smoking by FuckingMachine(f): 7:14pm On Nov 16, 2023
Cancer diagnosis loading...
Doctor's report will humble you.
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by FuckingMachine(f): 7:12pm On Nov 16, 2023
Ajibel:
It took Lesotho to score before our coaching crew and players took the game seriously.

Like they aren't interested in being at the world cup abihuh

Issokay
After equalizing they went back to their comfort zone again. They didn't even want to win.

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