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Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by FuckingMachine(f): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2023
Collysmith:
how did you cum when there's no spam to!!!!!
You are not a man, obviously.
CelebritiesRe: Leaked Audio Suggesting Mr Ibu's 'Daughter', Jasmine Slept With Him And His Son by FuckingMachine(f): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2023
I need to adopt a daughter real soon.
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Spotted On Asaba Street Again by FuckingMachine(f): 3:17pm On Nov 15, 2023
Attention seeker.
There's nothing wrong with him. He's just a drug addict looking for the usual quick fix.

What did he do with all his movie earnings?
My father earned less in the same period as a regular employee and he's not roaming the streets begging.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2023
Emeskhalifa:
2006 thread? Wow
This was before Tinubu bought Nairaland.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2023
hkidola00:
weyrey
I'm not joking.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:34pm On Nov 15, 2023
The one I know is ran out of sperm while fucking.
Round 3 after pounding for like 30mins I actually came but not a single drop came out.
TravelRe: S. African Airways Reveals Upgraded Stylish Johannesburg Airport Lounge (PICS) by FuckingMachine(f): 2:21pm On Nov 15, 2023
No coded space to Bleep 🤦‍♂️
FamilyRe: Re- Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:17pm On Nov 15, 2023
TabularRaza:
Sometimes it is the sacrifice they made for you that caused their poverty and now that you their fruit is successful you should try to take care of them.
That's your opinion tho.
People's opinion differs
When they were fucking they didn't realize that there won't be enough left for themselves after 6 children abi?
FamilyRe: Re- Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:10pm On Nov 15, 2023
Why aren't Tinubu, Atiku, Dangote, Bill Gates, Obama, Putin, Warren Buffett & co depending on their children in their old age?


The difference is poverty.
Make money and leave your innocent children alone.
FamilyRe: Re- Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:07pm On Nov 15, 2023
Rubbish.

Your parents chose to bring you into this world by fucking each other. You are their responsibility both legally and morally.

You didn't choose your parents so they are not your responsibility. You can help them if you want to - nobody can make you. Your responsibility is to your own children and if you don't want to be responsible to them, don't bring any in.

Chikena!
CareerRe: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:05pm On Nov 15, 2023
RepoMan007:
You are deeply stupid.
Poor man with 7 children spotted.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Threatens To Hire 100 Lawyers, Sue Nigerian Bloggers by FuckingMachine(f): 1:56pm On Nov 15, 2023
This murderer that ought to be behind bars for 25 to life by now in a working society. By now Kirikiri gays for don finish him yansh like Fela disfigure him mama own.
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Housemates Of Royalty Reality Tv Show (seas by FuckingMachine(f): 1:54pm On Nov 15, 2023
I don't see anyone below 35 years old on the list.
How this man above me claim 24??

OP is this a football reality show?
SportsRe: English Hard O’ — Nigerians Blast UEFA After Misunderstanding Oshoala Post by FuckingMachine(f):
Tinubu induced frustration is affecting Agbadorians.
I've been fucking for 5k recently instead of 15k runz girls charge b4. grin
CareerRe: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
This poverty mentality is why Nigeria is a mess.
Poor man has 7 children contributing nothing to society.

You are supposed to make enough money in your youth to retire on.
EducationRe: Student Disappointed As Ambrose Alli University Lecturer Rejects His Project by FuckingMachine(f): 10:35am On Nov 15, 2023
So what should we do?
EducationRe: Nigerian Law School Increase Fees From N296k To N476k by FuckingMachine(f): 9:45am On Nov 15, 2023
Tinubu's plan.

He doesn't want bright young lawyers that will become a force to be reckoned with in 4 years time. He wants to keep his old cargoes so that he can rig himself in again.
Foreign AffairsRe: Just In : Graphics Pictures From Hamas Atrocities In Israel by FuckingMachine(f):
That MANNABBQGRILLER will not go unpunished for this
CrimeRe: Anifowose Adesina Joseph Declared Missing In Ekiti (Photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:49am On Nov 15, 2023
Otilo.
His body may still be in Ekiti but his skull is now in Ogun State.
PoliticsRe: NLC To Onanuga: An Overzealous Hireling Trying To Gain His Principal's Confidenc by FuckingMachine(f): 11:35pm On Nov 14, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
what happened to your dog?
Busy with your mom.
PoliticsRe: NLC To Onanuga: An Overzealous Hireling Trying To Gain His Principal's Confidenc by FuckingMachine(f): 9:15pm On Nov 14, 2023
I wan Bleep
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 9:04pm On Nov 14, 2023
peacettw:
grin grin So who is gay?
You.
Stop.
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 8:40pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
You are very knowledgeable on this matter.
How come?
Stop being gay
PoliticsRe: Bandits Burn Farms In Niger State, Impose ₦30M Levy Each, Drop Phone Number by FuckingMachine(f): 8:18pm On Nov 14, 2023
Tinubu unleashed his boys once their governor demanded Kainji Dam allocation.
SportsRe: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by FuckingMachine(f): 8:13pm On Nov 14, 2023
Women always think they are smart.
Auntie who you be to keep a rich man to yourself??

A rich man is licensed to Bleep any cunt he can.
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
Tell us more please
You are gay.
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 8:08pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
This is exactly what we expect
As they say in Latin
Ipso Res Loquitur
The matter speaks for itself
Did you marry fast to hide your gayness?
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 8:04pm On Nov 14, 2023
peacettw:
grin You are gay.
Why are you gay?

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