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TravelRe: 67 Passengers, Flight Crews Survive, As Valuejet’s Aircraft Skids Off Runway by FuckingMachine(f): 7:41pm On Nov 14, 2023
Port Harcourt?
Tinubu wants to kill all Igbos because of the strike.
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 7:40pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
Let us sit down at your feet and learn from you as the Nairaland gay expert
So tell us more
Why are you gay?
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 7:10pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
Reverse psychology will not work

You made an expert pronouncement which indicates you know a lot on the subject so do not hesitate to share your superior knowledge and expertise
I asked you an expert question.
Are you gay? Why is it so difficult for you to answer?
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 6:53pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gajagojo:
I assume you have expert knowledge
Are you a gay?
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by FuckingMachine(f): 6:43pm On Nov 14, 2023
Gays are quick to get married to hide their skeletons.
CrimeRe: Ayodele Idowu Lawal Declared Missing In Lagos (Photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:55pm On Nov 14, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
May she be found alive and in one piece with nothing missing.
You really believe nothing will be missing?
TravelRe: Scores Killed, Many Others Injured In A Fatal Accident In Abia (Graphic Photos) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:54pm On Nov 14, 2023
Tinubu is trying to wipe out Igbos because of the total strike.
FamilyRe: Good Advice Please. Do I Have A Case In This Matter? by FuckingMachine(f): 11:36am On Nov 14, 2023
OP try your best to Bleep his wife and watch what happens.
HealthRe: Please Help! Persistent Headache While Sleeping. by FuckingMachine(f): 9:24am On Nov 14, 2023
Reduce masturbation.
CrimeRe: Why Are Some Nigeria Employee's Wicked.. by FuckingMachine(f): 9:16am On Nov 14, 2023
If she hasn't been paid then she has the right to divert company funds. If I were you I would tell her to come to my office and pick up the cheque in her name so that I can Bleep her on my desk.
Music/RadioRe: Court Awards N50million In Favour Of Orits Wiliki by FuckingMachine(f): 9:10am On Nov 14, 2023
naptu2:
Orits Wiliki - Heart of Stone (1991).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcO_9MDXgHU
Is that not Ishilove doing backup dancing in shoulder pad suit?? shocked

Why dis girl like to disgrace me like dis?! angry
SportsRe: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 10:48pm On Nov 13, 2023
Absuchat:
Ur papa na number 1 f00lish man.... except ur mama na 0l0sho
Only a foolish man gets married.
Accept my condolences.
SportsRe: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 10:18pm On Nov 13, 2023
VaginaAcademic:
na so people go still do your wife because what goes around comes around
Only a foolish man gets married.
EducationRe: Do We Need More Universities In Nigeria? by FuckingMachine(f): 9:22pm On Nov 13, 2023
Yes.
I need more undergrads to Bleep.
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Model Volvo XC90 Green SOLD!! SOLD!!! by FuckingMachine(f): 9:20pm On Nov 13, 2023
Tint the windscreen & front windows first.
CrimeRe: Lady Cries Out Over Rental Company's Hidden Camera In The Bathroom by FuckingMachine(f): 9:19pm On Nov 13, 2023
I want to watch the videos first before I conclude that the management is guilty.
EducationRe: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by FuckingMachine(f): 9:17pm On Nov 13, 2023
Nobody cares.
I wan Bleep.
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Idibia, NGX Chairman, Jaiz Bank Boss, Sabinu, Others Shine At SOS Awards by FuckingMachine(f): 8:35pm On Nov 13, 2023
Who are these? huh
AutosRe: Registered 2007 Model Volvo XC90 Silver SOLD!! SOLD!!! by FuckingMachine(f): 8:35pm On Nov 13, 2023
N2.5m and you must tint the front windows and windscreen for me.
SportsRe: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:34pm On Nov 13, 2023
Truths9ja:
wow you love his wife no be small
She go sabi swallow from my observation
Foreign AffairsRe: It Causes Social Disharmony: Nepal Set To Ban Tiktok by FuckingMachine(f): 8:31pm On Nov 13, 2023
Samantha124 will become jobless now
SportsRe: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:31pm On Nov 13, 2023
Anytime I see Mikel's wife my prick stands.
CelebritiesRe: Kaima Chukwu Flourish Chinonso Introduces N1.7m Pet Project, Hygiene Stand by FuckingMachine(f): 8:10pm On Nov 13, 2023
She's not ripe yet.
I will be back soon.
PoliticsJust In: NLC, TUC To Embark On Nationwide Strike From Midnight by FuckingMachine(op): 6:49pm On Nov 13, 2023
The Nigeria Labour Congress and the Trade Union Congress of Nigeria on Monday ordered their affiliates to withdraw their services nationwide from midnight on November 14, 2023.

TUC President Festus Osifo disclosed this while addressing journalists in Abuja on Monday.

Osifo said the strike would remain until “government at all levels wake up to their responsibility.”


The strike is also to protest the battering of the NLC President, Joe Ajaero, and some other executives of the congress in Owerri, Imo State, on November 1, as well as the pending labour issues in Imo State.

Ajaero was arrested by the police ahead of a state-wide protest in Imo, as disclosed by the NLC’s Head of Information, Benson Upah.

Although the police denied arresting Ajaero, stating that he was merely taken into protective custody to prevent a mob attack, the Imo State Governor, Hope Uzodimma, accused the labour leader of meddling in the political affairs of the state.

Details later…
Source: Punch
Mynd44 seun nlfpmod

TravelRe: Saudi Arabia Cancels 264 Visas For Nigerians On Arrival by FuckingMachine(f): 4:38pm On Nov 13, 2023
And Tinubu is right there.
Shows they have no respect for the unrepentant boob peeper.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Seeks Divine Guidance, Prays For Nigeria At Lesser Hajj by FuckingMachine(f): 2:57pm On Nov 13, 2023
Urheadmaster:
cheesy
Remi can do anything.
Car TalkRe: Pilot 2006 V Acura MDX 2006 V Pathfinder 2006. Which & Why? by FuckingMachine(op): 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2023
nurey:
Pilot its 3.5L V6 is reliable and easy on gas compared to the 4.0L in the pathfinder.

Pilot parts are easy to source and technician can fix the issued easily.

The MDX is plagued with transmission issues best to avoid that model year
Thanks.
So Pilot then.

My options are so bad that I have to settle for a vehicle known for plenty issues. cry

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