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CrimeRe: Psychiatrist Used AI To Create Child Porn, Sentenced To 40 Years In Prison by FuckingMachine(f): 10:39pm On Nov 11, 2023
thesicilian:
Guy be careful what you post online. This kind of posts can come back to bite you in the ass many years into the future
How, Einstein?
Car TalkRe: What SUV Can I Buy Under N2m? by FuckingMachine(op): 9:22pm On Nov 11, 2023
nurey:
Buy Toyota Fuckrunner it is good for Adulterous tendency grin
Bros, I'm serious.
Which year can I get for under N2m?
CrimeRe: Psychiatrist Used AI To Create Child Porn, Sentenced To 40 Years In Prison by FuckingMachine(f): 8:35pm On Nov 11, 2023
Can I see the pics to know if he's really guilty?
SportsRe: Fiorentino Perez criticises refereeing &VAR, calls on Spanish Govt to intervene by FuckingMachine(f): 6:15pm On Nov 11, 2023
Etnot:
Are you normal
You are the one who's abnormal and gay if you don't want to Bleep her.
EducationRe: Anambra Girl,ifebube Emerges Overall Best In NECO by FuckingMachine(f): 6:01pm On Nov 11, 2023
AnambraPeople:
Ifebube Chelsea Benson, an 18-year-old girl
Wow
She's ripe for fucking too! shocked

Such a brilliant girl.
Go girl!!
PetsRe: Dog Meets Baby: How To Introduce Your Furry Friend To Your New Arrival by FuckingMachine(f): 6:00pm On Nov 11, 2023
Through a warm pot of peppersoup
SportsRe: Fiorentino Perez criticises refereeing &VAR, calls on Spanish Govt to intervene by FuckingMachine(f): 5:37pm On Nov 11, 2023
Virgo3:
lol, she dy Aston villa but she too cost what about oparanozie wink
Strong yansh.
I prefer Michelle Alozie.
PoliticsRe: Russia-ukraine Crisis: Nigeria’s Crude Demand Rises In Europe – NNPC by FuckingMachine(f): 4:19pm On Nov 11, 2023
Woodshot:
grin

You must have 10 million dollars in your account because she's worth way more than one tenth of the that amount.
You don't need money to Bleep women otherwise gatemen & drivers won't be impregnating Madams.
SportsRe: Fiorentino Perez criticises refereeing &VAR, calls on Spanish Govt to intervene by FuckingMachine(f): 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2023
I want to Bleep Alisha Lehmann.
FamilyRe: What I Learnt From My Wife's Several Suicide Attempts: 1. Parents... by FuckingMachine(f): 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2023
I just want to Bleep.
OP you are confusing me more.
PoliticsRe: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by FuckingMachine(f): 4:05pm On Nov 11, 2023
immortalcrown:
The copyright on Nairaland has Seun's name as the owner of the forum.
So you're expecting to see Tinubu's name on it?
You be otele.

Goodbye.
PoliticsRe: Aviation Authorities To Demolish 7,000 Telecom Masts by FuckingMachine(f): 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2023
That low budget Soyinka should put his head on the table let me see something. angry
PoliticsRe: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by FuckingMachine(f): 3:41pm On Nov 11, 2023
immortalcrown:
I have no direct contact with Seun.
Open a thread and quote him.
Ask him why Nairaland shut down mysteriously in 2008/9 and a lot of accounts were lost.
PoliticsRe: Kogidecides: APC Supporter, Umar Hassan Allegedly Gunned Down By SDP Thugs by FuckingMachine(f): 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2023
Give me his wife's number so I can console her and Bleep her well to forget the loss.
PoliticsRe: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by FuckingMachine(f): 3:39pm On Nov 11, 2023
immortalcrown:
I don't believe this.
Ask Seun.
Car TalkWhat SUV Can I Buy Under N2m? by FuckingMachine(op):
Please I need suggestions for an SUV I can buy for under N2m Naija used. The SUV should be rugged off roader and be able to support me having serious sex frequently inside.

Fuel consumption is not an issue since my main mission is to park in remote and rough terrain and Bleep in peace.

Maintenance should be on the cheap side though. I will also prefer leather since my sidechick squirts a lot.
I'm getting this car so that my wife's friends cannot identify me easily hence my low budget.

Thanks for your suggestions.
PoliticsRe: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by FuckingMachine(f): 3:18pm On Nov 11, 2023
immortalcrown:
This is an expensive joke.
Bola Ahmed Ogunlere Amoda Tinubu bought Nairaland from Seun Osewa in 2009.
PoliticsRe: Russia-ukraine Crisis: Nigeria’s Crude Demand Rises In Europe – NNPC by FuckingMachine(f):
Islie:
Executive director, Crude & Condensate, NNPC Trading Limited, Maryamu Idris, said in a panel presentation at the Argus European Crude Conference in London,
Please can anyody recommend a good strategy that I can use to Bleep this woman? Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Kogi: INEC Cancels Election In Ogori-Magongo LGA Over Pre-Recorded Result Sheets by FuckingMachine(f): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Those criminal officials should also be arrested & prosecuted.
Please are there females among them that I can Bleep?
FamilyRe: Why I Won't Allow My Brother To Bring His Wife Abroad- Nigerian Lady, Arike(vid) by FuckingMachine(f): 2:28pm On Nov 11, 2023
I want to thank her with hot Bleep for this. Does anyone have her number or handle?
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: Video Of INEC Officials Caught With Pre-filled Result Sheets by FuckingMachine(f): 2:16pm On Nov 11, 2023
Who is that girl in ankara?
I want to Bleep her.
CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Her Baby To Death In Benue (Photos) by FuckingMachine(f): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2023
Her breast is still full sha.
PoliticsRe: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by FuckingMachine(f): 2:08pm On Nov 11, 2023
Tinubu bought Nairaland in 2009.
PoliticsRe: Election Violence in Kogi Is Media Creation, I am not a violent person - Bello by FuckingMachine(f): 1:33pm On Nov 11, 2023
tivity101:
Pikin when nor know Wetin kill him papa go also die from same thing wey kill him papa. Oya kwantunue
Bros I need your advise.
Do you think that woman will like doggy or she will prefer missionary?
FamilyRe: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by FuckingMachine(f): 1:22pm On Nov 11, 2023
Magnoliaa:
Lol...I don't know what to say to this.


Modified: She should have a conversation with him and they should reach an agreement. That's literally the only issue here, imo. They both seem like good people who aren't communicating but have the best or intentions for another.
Hi
I want to Bleep you on that counter you posted
SportsRe: VAR Finally Lands In Nigeria And Gets Tested During NNL Preseason Game by FuckingMachine(f): 1:19pm On Nov 11, 2023
I like watching replays of female sports and watching their ass and boobies shaking.
PoliticsRe: Story Of Clifford Orji, Nigeria’s First Known Serial Killer And Cannibal. by FuckingMachine(f): 1:04pm On Nov 11, 2023
I like him because he bleeps his victims first which is good.
PoliticsRe: Election Violence in Kogi Is Media Creation, I am not a violent person - Bello by FuckingMachine(f): 12:59pm On Nov 11, 2023
If I enter Kogi bus from Maza Maza will I still meet that pretty woman in pink today? I want to Bleep her well.

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