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PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Runs Around Stadium As He Declared To Run For Presidency (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 7:17pm On Apr 09, 2022
CandyOps:
That nigga dumb. He took it literally. Him think say because him run 3 laps mean say him go fit run for President?

This man Na big Buffoon
tell your pee pee ancestor to run 1inch.

Tell the old fool Togo and rest.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:39pm On Apr 09, 2022
Donemmy:
Kindly indicate that disgusting and appalling act in your CV as one of of your special skills. May you
com on get out of my post. Mumu!
EducationRe: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
CuteEmma:
Yes, for about 3k, instantly.
If you know the hospital and LGA, fine, if you don’t, they would just ask for your parents names and fill in the rest.
thanks
EducationRe: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
Yes you can. Go to court and do an AFFIDAVIT FOR DATE OF BIRTH. You will explain what you have just explained here, and they will help you. You can go with your dad or any other guardian if you wish as it will make them attend to you with speed.
ok thanks
EducationRe: Please Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 4:45am On Apr 08, 2022
CuteEmma:
Op, you’re funny grin

Just say you want to reduce your age. Go get a birth certificate and submit it to the school where you did your first degree so it will not affect your transcript. I think WAEC has stopped correcting DoB, so if it’s NECO you’re using, then you’re safe. Also, NIN DoB can be corrected but you have to pay and wait for a really long time
thanks for the advice. Can I still get a birth certificate 29 years after I was born?
EducationPlease Help!!! How Can A Wrong Date Of Birth Be Corrected? by Fuckyoumod(op): 8:43pm On Apr 07, 2022
Good evening Nairalanders.

Today is my birthday!

I'm currently in a state of confusion, I'm traumatized.

Kindly ignore my errors and help me, some years back during my first degree admission, my birth certificate was needed to process my admission. But I don't have a birth certificate.

So my uncle went to the customary court to obtain an age declaration to enable me carry out my registration. Unknown to us as family members that there was a mistake in the year of birth, the day and month is correct. Before now I was made to believe my date of birth was 7th of April, 1990. This was the age we all believed and have been using as my official age all this while.

But low and behold, today being my birthday, during a small family get together in my honor. My dad was shocked to here me say I'm 33 years old. he said and I quote "no, no, you are not 33 my son! Who told you that? You are 29 years old. You were born on the 7th of April 1994 and not 1990".

This means I have been parading myself older than I am all this years.

The question and problem now is, can I correct it? Is it possible? How do I go about it constitutionally without it hurting me tomorrow.

Please help and advice me on what to do, I really want my real age 1994, instead of 1990.

I appreciate all your advice.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2022
oke2018:
Same will be done to you also.
mumu, you no well. You papa tell you say I fvck your mother?
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:56pm On Apr 07, 2022
Didi2d:
Guy! I still dey wait for the conclusion of this your story naw!
Since morning, I don check taya
no worry I go finish the story.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:00pm On Apr 07, 2022
Unrated900:
It might be
Cos if you got work to do or you gonna resume
Office early
You won’t be looking at a man’s wife
To fvck
Fool
Small boy.
lol.... Mumu, did I Bleep your mother?
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 6:59pm On Apr 07, 2022
NorthernersSuck:
So shall another man dose onto your wife
mumu!!!! come on get the hell outta my post. Idiot!
See who is cursing somebody?

Did fvck your mother mercilessly?
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 1:54pm On Apr 07, 2022
Unrated900:
Na so then go win ur wife heart also
No matter how u take show am love
U go still lack many things which would make her go fvck one local boy.
the words of a stupid boy!
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 1:10pm On Apr 07, 2022
Naijanascam:
Like you are applying for an american Visa
there are homeless people like you in America.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2022
GindoX:
Mr. Man come and finish this story... Tagged me when you post am grin... But who will you feel knowing fully well , person dey knack ya wife...? undecided
grin I go finish am.

So make I ask you, na you and my wife dey talk? Why you dey wife? Or na she dey post this the post? Lol....


I no tag you
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:09pm On Apr 07, 2022
seunlizy:
Whatever u sow u shall reap, I won't respond to ur msg cos I gat something doing my mumu guy. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
My dear continue fucking
as you are reaping hunger and poverty.

My mumu guy.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
bayelsaowei:
which kin yeye people dey this forum oo... grin
grin
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
Jesse25:
How u take do am.... shocked
interests and max. Pleasure.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:50am On Apr 07, 2022
Strongbest:
I hope you're getting ready for karma.

I am amazed how you lots are so confident of discussing your dirty, immoral and shameful life style here.

Disgusting! How nairaland.com has become a home to shameless, dirty and very stupid people, I can't comprehend. undecided undecided
mumu, see your dirty mouth like karma, shameless and stupid man.

See let me tell you what you don't know.

Nairaland is "the more you look the less you see"

And I make bold to tell you that you are very stupid and mentally dull person for no knowing that. Mumu!
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:46am On Apr 07, 2022
aimmoney9:
Then the married women you fvcked did not fvck a lot...... grin grin grin grin

Those married pussies have truly fvcked your brain..... grin
lol.... My brother test am you go confirm.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:43am On Apr 07, 2022
JOemmy:
Fear God my guy don't destroy the marriage of that innocent lady.
I won't destroy it, I just love her. If her husband pursue her I will take her in.

I love her and it's final.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:41am On Apr 07, 2022
JOemmy:
Better repent before it's too late u might not always be that lucky some guys like u have been killed by husbands of cheating wives.
nothing go happen. I'm always prepared. Lol
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:40am On Apr 07, 2022
MOGPRAISE:
Proverbs 5:3-15
[3]The lips of another man's wife may be as sweet as honey and her kisses as smooth as olive oil,
[4]but when it is all over, she leaves you nothing but bitterness and pain.
[5]She will take you down to the world of the dead; the road she walks is the road to death.
[6]She does not stay on the road to life; but wanders off, and does not realize what is happening.
[7]Now listen to me, my children, and never forget what I am saying.
[8]Keep away from such a woman! Don't even go near her door!
[9]If you do, others will gain the respect that you once had, and you will die young at the hands of merciless people.
[10]Yes, strangers will take all your wealth, and what you have worked for will belong to someone else.
[11]You will lie groaning on your deathbed, your flesh and muscles being eaten away,
[12]and you will say, “Why would I never learn? Why would I never let anyone correct me?
[13]I wouldn't listen to my teachers. I paid no attention to them.
[14]And suddenly I found myself publicly disgraced.”
[15]Be faithful to your own wife and give your love to her alone.
Thanks....
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:39am On Apr 07, 2022
Mikekan30:
I may not judge but be prepared when you get married your wife will be bleeped mercilessly because Karma always bite back.
mumu, see your mouth like karma, see you stupidity like mercilessly.

Come fvck my wife na make I see! Mugu.

If I know your wife I go still fvck her mercilessly nothing you go do Idiat. Just mind your business.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:32am On Apr 07, 2022
EmyGod:
Proverbs 6:24 to 35 will help you to avert the impending wrath at hand.
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HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:31am On Apr 07, 2022
Coolgent:
Karma is a bitch
karma is a pussy!
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:30am On Apr 07, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
at times something can happens, remember all days for the thief one day for owner stay away from married women to avoid stories that touch the heart.
nothing they happen, na fvck I fvck I no kill person.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 11:29am On Apr 07, 2022
seunlizy:
grin grin grin grin maaaaaadddd guy, just they Bleep they go as you like bt mind you whatever you do them go do am for ur wife too ooooo grin
mumu weytin bring my wife into this matter? Na you and my wife dey talk?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Pay Homepage To Sheikh Dahiru Bauchi (pix) by Fuckyoumod: 6:40am On Apr 07, 2022
He is laying his hands on somebody that is bigger than him spiritually.

Spiritually Tinubu has found "aknorm"

Only God in heaven can subdue a man that has attained "aknorm"
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2022
Hayee:
whalai na man you be cheesy grin grin

Better don't mind those foolish people that will tell you that you will die when you sleep with a married woman grin cheesy cheesy
I personally know 3 different guys that sleeps with married women nothing do them tongue tongue

Especially the one that their husbands are denying them sex angry sad
nothing dey happen. Fvck married women is the best.
I woo them a lot. I'm currently working on one like that. But she is scared because she has never cheated, this is 2 years of her marriage with her husband. But I will win her over very soon.
HealthRe: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 7:33pm On Apr 06, 2022
JONSYN7154:
You were almost caught? Abeg gist us make we laf grin
yes ooh ...
Normally her husband goes out early to work, a manager in a bank.

So I decided to play around with her, I loved her like mad, I treated and pampered her like a baby, I knew what she was lacking from her husband.

At some point she wished I was her hus., She get husband but I was her command in chief.
So that day we were supposed to meet around 10 a:m at my place. Hotel was too risky...

She called to know the Items we needed to keep ourselves ok without any interference.
This is our routine, we made sure there is food, fruits, drinks, wines and other edibles.

I won't lie, at some point she became madly in love with me, gave me everything I needed. Kinda busy now.

To be continued...,....
Foreign AffairsRe: Peskov: Russia Paid Foreign Dollar Debt In Rubles, no grounds for debt default by Fuckyoumod: 4:45pm On Apr 06, 2022
Uprightness100:
It will be quite difficult to pull Russia down.
We are in the End of the Endtimes and GOD HIMSELF is shaking the Endtimes actor and propping them to react.

GOD ALMIGHTY is the one who runs this earth.
Russia is One of GOD ALMIGHTY Major Endtimes actors.

In Course of carrying out her Endtimes Assignment, her time will come when she will brought low and wasted. But as for now, all these sanctions will do little or both to her. She will brought low when GOD ALMIGHTY hooks her down to Israel, with Iran,turkey and some other nations to fight Israel for her Wealth .

Israel,Iran, China, turkey, Sudan , Ethiopia, and a host of other Nations in the MiddleEast are also Major actors.

America is not seen in the Endtimes nations as she is the Mystery Babylon Falls in the book of revelation.

Folks! There is no more time! Anyday ! Anymoment, the RAPTURE of saints will Happen.

Jejely humble yourself and run to JESUS Christ so as not to left behind to lament and cry, Had I know!

who told you Babylon is America?

Babylon is Modern day Iraq.

Don't mislead people.
TravelRe: Warri-Bayelsa-PortHarcourt Link Road: The Worst Road In South-South Nigeria by Fuckyoumod: 3:10pm On Apr 06, 2022
drmuchin:
Southerners we no gree get sense
blame it on GEJ
PropertiesRe: 1/2 Half Plot Of Land For Sale In PH Around UPTH junction For 2.8m 08067880681 by Fuckyoumod: 3:07pm On Apr 06, 2022
That price is too much

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