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nextstep:
My morasuka Laycon for the win!!!

I talk am. All those yarning dust in that our favorite bar on Nnebisi road, how market?
Time for me to go and collect on my bets

When people were insulting him as a whole chicken leg, too local, too this, too that... this same person got 60% of the vote.

Laycon, abeg just use your prize and buy three rental property so you will be eating from this money for life. One luxury property and two middle-market properties.

Don't waste it on travel, car, giveaway, relatives, your music, or even paying tithes. When your tenants pay rent, then you can use some out of it for these expenses.

None of the people you help today will be around when you need money for rent or hospital. Not your fans, not your so-called friends, and certainly not your church. Be wise.

Lmao. He ain’t ever gon read this though

yanabasee:
Nengi is a bleached fool

You mother is a bigger fool for birthing shit like you.

Alexaonfleek:


So because of one useless bro code you want your sister to get std abi?

Nawa for all the comments sha.
nl guys will embarrass you.

Most of them are children. Disgusting comments.

Nuttella:
That prick-sucking Erica was busy insulting his looks not knowing he is a sickler, bridle your tongue, you dont know what people are going through.

Na you or your mama no suck prick. Hypocrite, shut up.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Those niggars are not real niggarrrz..... pussy asss moda fuckkking niggarrrz every where

A real niggarrr sees women as swimming pool
Go in and swim..then move on... don't be taking videos and pictures

Go in shaperly ....swim your own
Don't give a fuckkk who is swimming with you
Don't give a fuckkk who will swim after you are done swimming
Don't give a fuckkk about who don swim before you started
Just swim and move on

I’ve told you before to stop peddling this advice your ocean of a mom gave you. Not all females are wide bodies of water like her.

thatigboman:
sharap. Did u confirm if the story is true? There is no where on earth, both civilised and uncivilised, that a woman marries 2 husbands.
Just a pic of a bride with 2 groomsmen should not make u start preaching out of ignorance.

OLODO. You don’t even have an int. passport and you think you know all the things that happen on earth.

HomerTimpson:

E pain am

Evolutionlove:
Ehn?? SPITS On those Foooools and the Expired Evening Newspaper.......

Spit on your mom first. She’s the oldest evening newspaper around.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Niggress

Village rat. America is nothing like you described in your senseless post, black people don’t matter there. Television and reality are two different things.

EmzyT:
My comment pain this Bastard well well

HYPOCRITE

ChiefJusticeFuc:
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. They sided with the niggers in Angola, Mozambique, Rhodesia and South Africa against the whites. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger joysticks instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
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You think America is just New York or Atalanta? Or which America are you describing?



Clown.

Hardewarlee:
I really don’t know why some people can’t look and ignore ... simple thing, Mind una business


And as for the lady , Naxo rape Dey take start , Sooner or later now we go Dey hear dem rape you ...


Mind you .... E no concern me too

Rapist spotted

JohnspeakU:
Hi �
I will like to chat you up about something

Okay.

Lucyfer

computer0810:
I don't think dis is about tribe, ladies are kind of useless dis days, no shame.....once u r not with ur gf like dis u never can tell what she's doing behind ur back, and some ppl will be supporting and defending things like dis when there are others to support in there

Lmao. I wonder what we have to say about knowing what men do behind our backs.

If ladies are useless for cheating around, Men are a total waste of human being.

Mariaangelo:
Naija girls are cheap & lose!

Your mom and sisters tell you that?

CorGier:
Keep on spewing grammar. Doctors are even questioning the existence of that so-called medical condition you mentioned. It's not every phenomenon you can explain by simply throwing scientific jargons about.

That's the potency or efficacy of African magic/voodoo/juju at play right there, ignorance is no excuse.

You sound so slow, it’s excruciating.

Ignorance is no excuse? Did anyone break the law here or is African voodoo now being taught to school children?

Or is African voodoo being practiced by the Caucasians in the First world to make the study about ‘mAgUn’? How did they know about it too?

You told them about the potency of the African/voodoo/juju at play abi. OLODO

Leave Africa and open your eyes, the things we do here are disgusting and backwards. What has juju done for you or your continent? The real magic is me being able to laugh at you and your likes for your ignorance, then go chat with people halfway around the world or watch other human beings do what I like on a screen. Which dirty juju pass that one? Potency my fat ass.


Now THAT is magic.

Eriokanmi:
magun no sabi science oo. Charm dey for real . You don see where dem shoot pesin for chest and the bullet commot for handle? I've seen it live before in oke ado ibadan when about 13 smugglers drove cars into town one evening from cotonou. See police dey chase dem. Somewhere around first gate of liberty stadium the chief smuggler stopped and asked his team to also park. He confronted the police team chasing them and said, you asked for money on the expressway, I offered you but you refused. I wanted to give you one car instead but you refused so what are you now doing in the city? The oga for the police com veex say, shey na me you dey talk to like dat, you dey craze? I go shoot you now and noting go happen. The man said, whosai! You no fit. The police man now aimed the chief smuggler in the chest and the bullet came out of the gun butt and hit the policeman, na die instanta. The second officer did same, the bullet commot hit am for head, see as head take scatter. The remaining 4 officers now said wherever he goes, they must go with him see crowd. I can't forget the event. Jazz dey oo magun dey too.

Great movie

eakenbor:
Fake! Concocted just to go viral with the help of some stand-by actors. Search the internet and see other similar cases. The similar patterns are glaring. The people stuck are always anonymous. Nobody ever knows them from Adam. That is why nobody can ever vouch a similar thing happened to someone they know. Always, the videos are extremely short that you cannot make out what happened and how it ended. Also, the stuck couples are always wrapped. Let them at least remove the wrapper and show us how the dick got stuck.

The vagina is too is made up of human flesh and even softer than average flesh. For a penis to be stuck, it must be as rigid as a wood, the vagina must clamp it like a carpenter's clamp and then the penis' and vagina's skin must be glued together like you have superglue. No such conditions can happen naturally. Also imagine how a panicked man's penis will not become flaccid within a second of realizing he is stuck.

In case you want to know how impossible this is, stick one finger into your mouth, try to clamp it with your lips (not your teeth). Use the maximum force possible and then try to pull out that finger. You will see that your lips can never have the strength to clamp your finger, and the finger slips out very easily. A woman's vagina is a labia (pair of lips) and a man's penis can never be as rigid as a finger.

However, know that the myth of "magun" is age long and was concocted to keep people fateful to their spouses. It is part of our traditional religion, and to be frank, the fear of it works.

You should do some research.

It exists but is not spiritual.

merieam16:
i understand buh i tink u cant predict women.If u marry sum1 else and u face the same challenge, will u send her away too.


I just believe u can pray about it.There's nothing prayer cannot do u kno

Except save your dead country

donproject:
Yes sir...I will shut up only when you can prove to me that these people are not guilty of this fraudulent trait I claim they all posses. A typical igbo man before me is already a suspect of the worst criminal endeavour, whenever I have to do any transaction with them, I take extra measure to make sure I'm not counting my losses after every deal.

I don't care if you are igbo or not, you can go to hell. My last experience with this group was so unpalatable, the hatred I develop aftermath is so intense. You can start ranting from now till cow comes home, I care less. I won't reply you after this anyways.

And yet when the whites call you a smelly animal, you’ll be the first to cry blood.

Illiterate putting the sins of a few on the whole people. Going by your dumb logic, the whole world is justified calling you and your fellow Nigerians hopeless, lazy, corrupt and evil.

Autotech312:
Please face reality and stop being defensive: no apology, IBO's are naturally fraudulent. It runs in the blood.

*Nigerians

nairavsdollars:
More strength to their kpekus

Give strength to your sisters and mother.

Skmoda360:
As slawormir always say "real niggars don't lament over a bitch that has been f*kd before just swim your own and leave it for the next niggar to swim too ....

Slawormir got that advice from his dad, his mom is still out there being the ocean. I wouldn’t take such advice from people who have females in their families but talk trash about them.

Disregard this childishness OP.

ajl:
Every where the white man go, there goes destruction and death.

The north must be full of white men.

EmptyGarden:
Oh dear, this flew right over your dumb head...
'correlate' indeed. See this night school girl wan speak english.

Lmao. Simple words confusing illiterates never stops amusing me.

Again, how do viruses and bombs correlate? (Check google for meaning) Or is coronavirus the only virus you know?


OLODO, if they come for you with those bombs. Your government will turn to slaves in their continents.

EmptyGarden:
See how the little corona virus humbled the powers of the world. It's shameful to think they can still boast about bombs and all.

Dumbest sentence on the internet. How do viruses and bombs correlate?

YoungLionken:
Are they fed up or what?

Well, I dare him to leave. He would realize that he's not that good.

Messi should just remain there because,that's the only place he can perform well, earning his "world best" title.

If he ever leaves,then that's the beginning of his end in football...

This one don escape from Yaba left.

SQLmastar:
Nice developments.
I'll stay awake all night so as to record them when they finally do the coital collocation.


But I can bet, it's a borehole down there.

You came out of a borehole, you would know.

MrBrownJay1:
OP pls disregard the above message, as you can clearly see that this woman (like many out there) automatically believe that a man with money should foolishly hand some to his deluded gf (as if you even mentioned that you had a gf on this thread).

always remember, you worked hard to save this money, dont be foolish in giving it away to deluded broke golddigging women who havent worked a day in their lives nor know the VALUE OF MONEY (like you do).

you should only offer a gift to someone, if YOU (and only you) believe she deserves one.

Like. Wtf.. Poster, please read this message and disregard that leech.

Zzor:
pack out and start facing your life like a man should,make use of the money wisely ,remember to spend on your fiancee too and don't be a stingy boyfriend lol. God bless you with more money,be a good boy and don't follow all this yeye Nairaland redpillers

Poster, ignore this comment.


DO NOT SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON ANYONE ELSE BUT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. I REPEAT, DO NOT SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON ANYONE ELSE BUT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW.

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