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Business › Re: Help! Bulk Sms by fuke(m): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2009
Going over the posts, I may be wrong but it appears to me that aaconsult  and [b]goget [/b]are the same person or at worst working for the same company but writing from the same literature.
Business › Re: Help! Bulk Sms by fuke(m): 4:12pm On Aug 30, 2009
aaconsult:
Please send me details on andyest2@yahoo.com. Please include what equipment I need
I will appreciate details too at jidolconsul005@yahoo.com
Politics › Re: Incredible! Students Buy 6 Luxury Cars For Faculty Heads by fuke(m): 12:12pm On Aug 29, 2009
EFCC  should impound those cars immediately and invite the lecturers for questioning.
                           
                            It is gross abuse of office. You cannot sit at judgement in your own case. The situation is
                            similar to a judge taking a gift from an accused arranged in his court. It is improper. Like i
                            hear somebody says its their money. If it is their money nko . they should use it to bribe lecturers ?

                           This is the university  whose graduates Ekiti state goovernment says are unemployable and
                           some people were kicking. UNAD is rotten and Prof Dipo Kolawole should brace up and do something
                           positive and not to enco urage other students to emulate the part time students.
Business › Re: Google Deleting Naija Adsense by fuke(m): 2:33pm On Aug 25, 2009
sabaestate:
They only do that
when you click on
the ads by yourself.

so be warn!
I just opened a ad account and the adverts have disappeared. I went to my account the blog had not even be clicked once and  Blogger says it is still enabled. I went to a friends blog, the adverts have disappeared too. The Google people may be up to something. It is definitely not because you click your site reason.

Nairalanders may like to investigate
Business › Re: A Mini Bar,Viewing,Game Center.It's Worth Investing On In Nigeria ? Pls Advice by fuke(m): 11:12am On Aug 25, 2009
QamarBQ:
Stagger, nice piece of advice, am based in EU just came back after 2 weeks in Naija. thx much love.
Yes, he is right. Go straight ahead. That combination of biz will gel anywhere in nigeria. We must drink and relax.
Business To Business › Re: Introduce Your Business by fuke(m): 12:19pm On Aug 24, 2009
moderator

Please give me the link to bulk sms business. I am sure the thread had been posted before.
Politics › Re: Adeboye Floats Millionaires’ Club by fuke(m): 2:16pm On Aug 11, 2009
Where is the Tax man with his axe?  I am sorry for this country.
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by fuke(m): 11:31am On Aug 11, 2009
Gabry:
What do you mean  huh
That you are great for teaching me how to quote, tha is all. cheers
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by fuke(m): 10:59am On Aug 11, 2009
Gabry:
Well, I have also posted a few comments which I believe had nothign to do with Spamming but somehow the Spamming system just detected it as a Spam and erase it immediately. If the Admin or Super Moderator had detected it to be as a Non Spam message, than they will put it back to where it belongs to otherwise it will be declared as a permanent Spam.

The problem with this Auto Spaming system is that it is like a robot and only acts to the functions being installed in its drive unlike us humans whom can be flexible and act according to situations.

Lol! What makes u hink its my job?  grin I am not working for nairaland ooo. . . Just trying to help if I can help.

Anyways, heres how you do it.

1) Click Reply[/

2) scroll down

3) look for the person's post which you  want to reply t

4) just on top of each post there is a an [b]INSERT QUOTE
at the right top just under the Posted by: date (
Posted on: August 07, 2009, 11:57:29 PMPosted by: makahagirl  )
 can u see it?

5) click on Insert quote and viola! u have a quote.  wink
Gabry, you are too much. God less but i have not gotten the lead to my IQ book. Do you have any leads ?
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by fuke(m): 10:29am On Aug 11, 2009
Gabry:
Well, I have also posted a few comments which I believe had nothign to do with Spamming but somehow the Spamming system just detected it as a Spam and erase it immediately. If the Admin or Super Moderator had detected it to be as a Non Spam message, than they will put it back to where it belongs to otherwise it will be declared as a permanent Spam.

The problem with this Auto Spaming system is that it is like a robot and only acts to the functions being installed in its drive unlike us humans whom can be flexible and act according to situations.

Lol! What makes u hink its my job?  grin I am not working for nairaland ooo. . . Just trying to help if I can help.

Anyways, heres how you do it.

1) Click Reply[/

2) scroll down

3) look for the person's post which you  want to reply t

4) just on top of each post there is a an [b]INSERT QUOTE
at the right top just under the Posted by: date (
Posted on: August 07, 2009, 11:57:29 PMPosted by: makahagirl  )
  can u see it?

5) click on Insert quote and viola! u have a quote.  wink
Gabry, you are too much. God less but i have not gotten the lead to my IQ book. Do you have any leads ?
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by fuke(m): 1:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
Phemor, I made a post on book on IQ testing yesterday, could not find it under education but it is in my posts under profile. What is happening, pls educate me.

There is an Auto Spam being installed here on nairaland and I believe that thing must have deleted your message cause it could have detected some Spam on your post. It happens to me as well

Garby, Thanks but what is spasm in requesting for leads on books that test IQ. I still want this info, what do i do?
Another job for you Garby, how do I quote post in colour as you did mine.
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by fuke(m): 1:45pm On Aug 09, 2009
Phemor, I made a post on book on IQ testing yesterday, could not find it under education but it is in my posts under profile. What is happening, pls educate me.
Education › Searching For Iq Testing Book by fuke(op): 1:13pm On Aug 08, 2009
I am searching for a book/books to test  the IQ of both  students and adults. Nairalanders pls give me leads.
Business › Re: Top 10 Mistakes Entrepreneurs Make When Choosing A Business Name by fuke(m): 2:36pm On Aug 06, 2009
I am surprised that anybody would argue with what ceebayjo wrote on naming a business. It appears some nairalanders just post for the sake of it. People like ceebayjo should be encouraged. To me he sounds like a man who knows his onions.

Now who says there is nothing to a name and that branding is all you need. Let him start his GSM network and name it OworonsokionaGbagada and see how it goes. It is people like them who start a school  and name it Ogo oluwa Kitan International Primary school. I will never take my child to such school even if their teachers come from Eton college in Engand. I would rather take him to The Achievers or Future Leaders School. On this issue, I am on all fours with Ceebayjo and all professional marketers will.

Any business name must satisfy the following conditions

1. Must be remembered easily
2, Must be short
3, Must be relevant
4 must portray a bit of value the customer will get.

Go ask Okoya, he will tell you he didn't arrive at Eleganza by accident. Ask Tantalizer boss, he must have spent a lot of resources to arrive at that name and the list can be stretched infinity.

As for Zain, i also agree with ceebayjo, i do not think much of it. When i hear it, i think of vain and from there i think of vainglorious and for that i do not like them. Celtel was better, souds feminine and beautiful and that is how it should be.
Politics › Re: AIT Television On The Brink Of Crumbling by fuke(m): 3:50pm On Aug 05, 2009
I am not surprised that AIT is on the periphery of a big ditch. Dokpesi is an average undisciplined Nigeria Businessman. The Agenebode man spends money like water or as if it is going out of circulation. Any company head without financial discipline like him is bound to run the empire aground.
Dopesi is not alone, he has friends in this club of privileged but shamless people who defraud their compatrionts. There was the former Lagos Governor, a retired brigadier , and now an ambassador who brought his airline to the public to rake money. There was the Ibo kid who many years ago scooped money with his tech companys public offer. They all ended in disaster because from the onset, these people were never ready to deliver. Now, my problem is why Nigerians do not learn. As a consultant i advised many not to take these offers but they still went ahead to buy. You may not blame them, in other climes, these people will by now have their hands in chain. That is if controlling bodies like NSE and stock exchange commission are doing their jobs, No, they wont. Instead Madam Stock Exchange will be busy raising money for Obama, Ever seen a person carrying water to the sea with a spoon?

As for Dopesis reply to the woman, it is true to character but I am indeed ashamed of him.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Nullifies Senator Kila's Election by fuke(m): 12:10pm On Jul 10, 2009
The sack of Kila is yet another tragedy the PDP had brought on all of us. PDP is a virus. when you get into that party no matter how principled you are, you get infested. The party is like a room filled with fresh apple. Just put a couple of rotten apples there, the rest get rotten-ed. That is what PDP does to them. I knew Adefemi Kila long ago. I have always seen him to be urbane and refined. And in all honesty, long before he became a senator he had proved to be a leader of his people. I know at least 10 university graduates he has made success of. You can imagine how disgusted i was when i saw him on the screen shouting "final figure", hours after he was alleged to have been arrested with guns. I had to strain my eyes and be sure it was him i was seeing on the screen. Of course with his trade mark beard,the task was easy. My stomach turned, i almost threw up. Femi Kila, a director o Julius Berger, the Ngeria foremost civil Engineers, Kila a former director of employent. That is what PDP do to people. Segun oni was a decent guy before he became PDP governor. As of now, i doubt if that adjective can be used to describe him with all the going ons in Ekiti. God save us.
Business › Re: What Business Would You Start With N150,000.00 Please? by fuke(m): 10:37am On Jul 09, 2009
Esibi, Many of the advice given are very theoretical. We should be careful the advce we give to nairalanders. Many at times are  little short of ridiculous. It is not possible to give investment advice without asking about the interest of the person. Again many nairalanders ssume that we all live in lagos. We shold know that a business that thrives well in Lagos may end in disaster in Ibadan. i advice you speak with Redman 44. He sounds knowledgeable nd professional.
Health › Bad Loud Snoring by fuke(op): 4:41pm On Jul 05, 2009
My friend snores badly in the night. What Can we do to eradicate it.
Business To Business › Re: Ice Block Making Machine by fuke(m): 1:04pm On Jul 01, 2009
Pdozie, i didn't take offence of Nuclear boy writing, i only wanted to make clarifications. If i sounded rough edged I am sorry. I was brought up in a truly refined tradition of accommodating others opinion. Now this ice block business. My candid advise is if your supply of electricity from the grid is not stable do not do it. Now  if you are loaded and you can afford to buy a generator to drive a battery of the machines,go ahead. You will make money. If electricity is stable the business is very profitable. Dan associate has made my job easy, he already has a website.  please use goggle to check his site and make comprisons. Visit on www.danultimate.com
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 4,000 Naira? by fuke(m): 1:32pm On Jun 30, 2009
Emortal,. I think your advice is very practicable. Most of the advices given have not taken into consideration the fact  that the guy is a student. Apart from fried yam, the guy can cook rice and stew in the mornings and evenings assuming he can cook very well. And many boys are good cook. He of course has to be disciplined. The time others use infront of TV he will use to prepare for the next day. Students will prefer him to others, being one of their own. If he does not like the competition in rice let him try Asaro. He will stand out, before you know it he will be sending money to his parents
Business To Business › Re: Ice Block Making Machine by fuke(m): 11:10am On Jun 30, 2009
you, I contacted the poster who wants you to contact him first. I asked for his manufacturers number/address. His response (via email AGAIN) was that he'd get back to me in a couple of days: Standard issue response when you're trying to impress without having the capability to do so. I asked because I think I know practically every true builder in Ibadan and their capability and am not aware of anyone boasting his specs and price.

58, state hospital road, off ring road, Ibadan (08033272767/07055530420 email:kubae@yahoo.com). Visit at your convenience. Not only will you see machines being built but also ice being frozen/sold. And Ice machine prices are not hard-coded. They vary according to market forces but you're looking at about 300K (installation included)

MY REPLY.
By the time i was making those posts it was suday and i was in my room and not in the office where i could pick the address. Now i bet Nuclear boy does not even know half of the ice block machine makers in Ibadan. In Akobo there are more than 6. I bet again, he does not know Dan Asa Ultimate Industries, Ajoda Neww Town, Egbeda, Ibadan. Show room at 18 and 19 Mobus Shopping center, Opposite New Gbagi, Ibadan. Yes, you are right Nuclear boy, the guy is my friend of many years but i have not made claims i cannot substantiate. Dans freezers are solid. He does not use Tokunbo compressors as many do. Kunle, when buying watch out for the compressors. To buy a freeezer with tokunbo compressor is to be kobo wise, naira foolish. If i make a post, it is made from experience and judgement with good intention. I have sent a message to Dan to send me prices and more details . As soon as i get it from him i will make anothe post. There is more to this ice block business than what I am reading. Is it not this country of 3 hours current in "48 hours. At times i wonder where people get their stats from. For this block making business we shall get to the root. Nuclear boy do not bomb me o. Cheers
Business To Business › Re: Ice Block Making Machine by fuke(m): 4:14pm On Jun 28, 2009
I know a guy in Ibadan who has a factory making these machines. He read refrigeration in England and holds a doctorte. His machines are solid and may even be better than imported ones. I know because i bought one from him. Beautiful and solid machine. Now ,getting the machine is one thing, running the business is a different kettle of fish altogether. Do not mind people who say you make N10000 a day, ask them with how much? anyway if you want the machine from the Ibadan manufacturer , (by the way you will install with under N500,000,) contact me at jidolconsul005@yahoo.com
Crime › Re: Popular Masqurade Charged With Theft. by fuke(m): 9:12am On Jun 28, 2009
Y ee pa Ara orun ti sewon, serves him right . I must add that masguerades in some paces are devoid of violence that characterises Ibadan festival ,especially this alapansanpa. Miscreants use it to steal and maim and in some cases, for vendeta. In some other climes, masquerades do entertain with drums and dance and they are said to have healing therapy. At last I can remember once, when I was small, the sound of the drums of our own alapansanpa, not Ibadan own o, sent my fever scampering. Now let me give a coupe of examples where masquerades do entertain. One, if you watch Aladunwo masquerade at Oke Imesi i nEkiti state, you will have a memory you wont forget for life. The crowd, the atmosphere can only be compared to Man U Versus Liverpool FA final minus the noise. Two, At Effon Alaye, the gate way to Ekiti State, their Alabalu masquerade is the acme of cultural entertainment. No cutlasses and sticks as you have in Ibadan. This masquerade will likely make an outing this year and i will keep interested nairalanders posted.
Business › Re: Can One Really Make Money From Fashion Designing? by fuke(m): 6:26pm On Jun 24, 2009
Follow your mind. Advice are the cheapest commodity and in ,many cases they are worthless because they are given from the perspective of the giver. They have not seen what you saw. Only the deep can call to the deep. Now the tips given so far are ok but i want to add a couple. First, find a celebrity to clothe, for example a musician. an actor of repute and cloth him or her for free for a start. If you have a couple you are clothing and your designs are cute they will bring clientèle. You can not make money if you focus on people who cannot afford to sew a trouser for N1000. You need people who do not care to cut a shirt for N5000 and these are found in the top of the economic ladder. You best place of location is one of the cites Lagos, Abula, P Harcourt. Best of luck
Business › Re: Does Anybody Know If Coldroom Biz Is Lucrative? by fuke(m): 5:14pm On Jun 13, 2009
Could be lucrative but you have to consider power as the guy said. With this, you have to locate near a busy market.Straigh away, this should tell you you cannot locate in a small town. Only some big cities can take this busines besides Lagos. So think properly before you go into it. I have a friend who made good money from the business but had to pack up because of power supply and to think the business was right in Ojota Lagos. My brother, AGO is 100 naira per litre and if you run your gen for 10 hours at 1 litre an hour that is 1000 nara. Then tecnicians and the rest of them. But if you are thinking of selling fish, that is a diffrerent kettle of fish altogether with its attendant risks. Ask those in it they will tell you. My advice. wait till electricity improves. Meanwhile do some other things. For some other businesses you can do talk to me on jidolconul005@yahoo.com
Business › Re: Should I Sell This Truck Or Give It To Company To Manage It For Monthly Return? by fuke(m): 4:55pm On Jun 13, 2009
Take simiac advice and sell. Any aternative will end in financial disaster. This is Nigeria, even under your nose, they try to skin you.
Christianity Etc › Time To Tax The Commercial Churches by fuke(op): 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2009
I am a christain but I am worried the commercial trend the churses are taking. When father Jesus was here he had no horses, even the donkey he rode to Jerusalem was another peron's own and we were not told he held on onto it. Now the pastors are no more satisfied with jeeps, they are now into jets. Honestly with the tons of money they are making,I think they must be taxed. And let nobody tell me they use the money for philantrophy like building schools. I know there are paupers in the churches where their pastors are flying jets and the universities they build with the poor men,s money are attended only by the children of the rich
Romance › Re: Ladies: Could You Possibly Date Your Driver? by fuke(m): 9:10pm On Apr 06, 2009
In nature there are classes. You have groups amd classes in biology. Even in heaven there are angels and arch angels, so talking about class is no discrimination. It is conforming with tle law of nature. Now, if you sell provision in down Lagos with only a pass in Yoruba in your o Level you can date your driver. But with 2 gegrees and holding a top post in bank, it does not fix. How does he discuss when you are in the midst of your peers. I am not sure they teach topics like break even analysis, liquidity ratio and things like that in the driving schools. That is if you differentiate between a fling and dating. Whichever one it is, for a corporate lady to go to bed with her driver is ibere ori buruku
Business › Re: Biz Ideas, Pls Help by fuke(m): 6:46pm On Mar 22, 2009
It is not easy to advise you without providing answers to some questions and they are many. What backround in education and work do you have? how old are you and what is your mrital status?, In the city of Lgos with office in Surulee and 300k you are almost there. You however need to choose right and there are many choices open to you, consultancy, manufacturing Yes manufacturing even with 300k. Tal to me om 028705232 or talk to a business consultant around you.

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