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Celebrities › Re: Felix Otabor: My Daughter Disappeared After Winning ₦100M - Bbnaija Phyna’s Dad by Funflipper: 1:17pm On Sep 30, 2023
It is only in Nigeria parents see their children as investments while their mates in other counties are passing on generational wealth to their children. Everything with Nigeria is always anti clockwise.
Politics › Re: Gov Adeleke To Oyetola: "Happy Birthday To A Big Brother" by Funflipper: 1:06pm On Sep 30, 2023
Max24:
What has he achieved now after taking over from Oyetola ? I thought they said that PDP can better govern Osun? Has the life of Osun indigenes been transformed? Same way LP was crying over stollen mandate. Could Obi fix Anambra then or has his only LP gov , Otti, made any concrete improvement in the life of his indigenes? Propaganda parties !

(Omo Odua).
And they still believe Peter Obi can waive his magic wand and a dollar will start exchanging for 50 kpbo, petrol will be 1 naira/litre, everybody even those can never learn how to spell theirs names will become billionaires overnight.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Closes Ladipo Market For Environmental Offences by Funflipper: 5:38pm On Sep 29, 2023
Xxxxtentacion2:
See as Lagos dirty... the eldorado that tinubu built.. i shame for apc supporters...
Modified: to those wretched souls tagging me igbo. Anybody that says the truth is always igbo. What is the point of democracy if you all cant criticise the government.huh
Who are the traders in ladipo market?
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: I Was Given N3m To Paint Late Singer’s Wife As 'Suspect’ –Uche Maduagwu by Funflipper: 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2023
akinsto4ever:
Clout chaser. Mention the person that offered you the 3 million naira
A cheap clout chaser for that matter. For him to be offered a paltry 3m for such a job shows how shallow his faculty is.
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Funflipper:
ufotunang:
Have you increased their salaries don't you see that transportation is now expensive ..did you provide staff bus for them to make it easy for them to come to work early and reduce their costs of high transportation costs
Increase salaries for coming to work at 1pm? You guys are not serious in that country at all. Even if they make transportation free, those indiciplined nonchalant civil servants still won't come to work on time.
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Funflipper: 12:05pm On Sep 29, 2023
Throwback:
You want Nigeria to progress without overhauling the corrupt civil service and its mob called Labour Unions?

You must be a joker.

I stand with Dave Umahi over those whose best actions can never make Nigeria great.

Every public institution need a forceful reorientation of its labour force, but I wouldn't waste that time if I can as well sack them all and rehire.

The public service need to make firing as easy as it is in the private sector.
Spot on! He should have sacked all of them on the spot. How can you be coming late to work without any consequence. Workers should be paid on per hour basis and be made to sign in and out at the end of each day. They want the jobs for the money but they don't really want to work.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shops For Casket For Mohbad’s Burial, Gets It For Free (VIDEO) by Funflipper: 11:39am On Sep 29, 2023
mbaise1000:
Hmmmm.
There are very poor people who die in this woman's hood who couldn't afford ordinary coffin, how many did she buy? And this funeral company owner, how many gas he even giving discounts to and there are surely many who couldn't afford them around him, how many times did he help out,
This is a society where people will be allowed to die because of 10k and 100k will easily come out to bury them, what are all this professional sympathisers doing for small boys and girls who are headed in the directions that will make them end up like this dead boy and those that will cause more untimely deaths? NOTHING
IF the Best you can do is give a befitting burial, when someone die when you cannot help out when the person is alife, you are nothing in reality no matter what you may think you are
You just summed up everything that is wrong with that country with 99% cursed citizens. They are all crooked in one way or the other.
Politics › Re: Ex-FIRS Boss Nami Approved ₦11bn Payments After His Exit - TheCable by Funflipper: 12:17pm On Sep 28, 2023
seunlayi:
No doubt, anything associated with FG in Nigeria federal system is cursed with corruption. [/b]Look at the amount involved in this leaking wastages at the detriment of the majority poor masses. Different format with different sharing formulae going on in different ministries.
See collabo btw DG and other civil servants.

"[b]No government can loot the treasury without the involvement of the civil servants" - Alao Akala 2010

embarassed
It is not just the FG. That is the way 99.9% of Nigerians. That is why the Nigerian civil service is the most corrupt in the world.
Politics › Re: Emefiele Tried To Sabotage 2023 Election With Naira Redesign Policy – Akpabio by Funflipper: 8:39am On Sep 27, 2023
cjudy:
Seed planted over 7 months ago? Why are you people always shifting goal post?

The blame game continues, guess you people can’t blame Buhari because he’s your slave master. You people are now looking for who to blame. Emefiele is now the escape goat to rub the blame of dollar exchange.
Or you people can also blame GEJ as Buhari did.
Una no Dey shame at all
Is is that you guys don't understand how this whole thing works? When Russia invaded Ukraine, the rubble was the best performing currency over a period of time but where is it today? We warned you people that the effect of emefiele's voodoo naira policy will hurt the economy for a long time but the response we got was "we are ready to suffer as long as Tinubu is not president".
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hails Winners’ Chapel Founder, Oyedepo At 69 by Funflipper: 8:25am On Sep 27, 2023
Tareq1105:
I've not heard from Yes Daddy Eluuupeee.
He is never on time.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Urges Drug Law Agencies In Africa To Crush Syndicates, Substance Abuse by Funflipper: 1:47am On Sep 27, 2023
UnabashedIPOB:
This statement is very laughable, especially coming from a man who is a consummate drug dealer, who made his fortune from the trade.
It may sound laughable to you but it is a sound warning to the developers.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Urges Drug Law Agencies In Africa To Crush Syndicates, Substance Abuse by Funflipper: 1:44am On Sep 27, 2023
UnabashedIPOB:
This statement is very laughable, especially coming from a man who is a consummate drug dealer, who made his fortune from the trade.
It may sound laughable to you but it is a sound warni g to those whose mainstay is drug peddling. They know themselves.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Urges Drug Law Agencies In Africa To Crush Syndicates, Substance Abuse by Funflipper: 1:42am On Sep 27, 2023
Nice2023:
Who will take him seriously?
They say "those who have ears, let them hear".
Politics › Re: Tinubu Makes Undisclosed Stopover In Paris, France by Funflipper: 1:40am On Sep 27, 2023
Crimecity:
Time for batteries to be recharged 😂.

If you know you know
We know, no be only us. Even the POTUS na push and start. cheesy
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Funflipper: 8:16pm On Sep 26, 2023
iSense247:
If you studied Economics, you would understand the essence of comparative study of economy of which Obi is excellent at. This is different from looking for investors where there's none. If you were a Singaporean or Canadian, can you invest your money in Nigeria?
It all depends on the sector.
Fashion › Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by Funflipper: 10:37pm On Sep 25, 2023
Kay25:
Na spirit of prostitute dey follow u
i disagree o. You need to see a waist chain sitting on the right curves.
Fashion › Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by Funflipper: 10:35pm On Sep 25, 2023
keymatt:
You no know say waist beads, nose rings, leg chain 🔗 etc na marine products? If you do mistake marry marine girl wey dey wear these things, your own don finish. Na so she go cage you like chicken 🐔 for her kingdom. You no go live a fulfilled life.
Dat na story i beg. Na only naija dey see dem as marine products.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Justice Becoming A Ludo, Shehu Sani Reacts To Some Judgments by Funflipper: 9:41pm On Sep 25, 2023
Slymonster:
I am just shaking my head reading comments here. You guys obviously do not know the problem nigeria is getting into till you get into an issue with someone more wealthy than you. You will wish you were not born here because you couldn't get justice.
I don't know how old you are but in terms of justice, Nigerians have never had it this good all thanks to social media. Back in the days, they don't even think twice before unleashing mayhem on their victims because they know nothing will happen.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Justice Becoming A Ludo, Shehu Sani Reacts To Some Judgments by Funflipper: 9:36pm On Sep 25, 2023
Did Shehu Sani fall from space? As it is today, so it has been since the year 1960.
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by Funflipper: 8:02pm On Sep 25, 2023
Wutinky:
There's nothing like political game, Tinubu is a common criminal
Fair enough, but who is not?
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by Funflipper: 5:41pm On Sep 25, 2023
Nonny95:
Shame no dey catch you?

Imagine asking an employee to present his or her Credentials and he or she is dodging it like this, what will you think about such person?

Please be rational in your reply
Your analogy is dead wrong. What is going on is different from your usual employer and employee interactions. This is a political game and Tinubu is teaching Atiku how to play it.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Has Turned His Back On Rivers APC Because Of Wike – Party Chief by Funflipper: 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2023
You back stabbers should retire politically along with Right Honorable Rotimi Chubike Amechi, the Lizard of Ubima. You political neophytes stepped on the tail of a puff adder. Wike is the new APC of rivers state.
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by Funflipper: 5:16pm On Sep 25, 2023
callthefred:
Na today I believe say Tinubu truly deserves the title of Jagaban. This mutherfucker sure knows how to stay in the news. He will do this to keep pushing people's buttons knowing fully that the court will find such as absurd but eventually the whole data will be released and it will be a male but he will enjoy the attention and make his opponents looks stupid and eventually make a mockery of them for the next 4 years.
The fools will never learn. We don't have too many smart people in Nigeria that is why the country is what it is today. Zero IQ left right and center and they are the loudest. Bunch of dimwits. Tinubu will continue to squeeze their balls until they start shedding blood.
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by Funflipper: 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2023
Crimecity:
Imagine what a president is doing.

Jesus Christ!!

I’ve never been so embarrassed being a Nigerian!
lol, you people still can't see the handwriting on the wall. Tinubu is only messing with your emotions. This is psychological toture at its highest level.
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu Must Sack His US Lawyer By Festus Adedayo (The Cable) by Funflipper: 7:38pm On Sep 24, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
The summary is that Tinubu's lawyer did a bad job for saying Tinubu will suffer irrepairable damage if his academic records are released. That's like throwing Tinubu under the car. He/She makes Tinubu's more suspicious.
Which has been the script from day one. Make it look suspicious and guilty so the enemies will put all their resources in that direction thinking they will get something out of it only to get to the end and realize they have been led on a wild goose chase afterall
Health › Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Funflipper: 3:40pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.
You are lactose intolerant.
Politics › Re: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by Funflipper: 11:54am On Sep 24, 2023
rolams:
I don't think anything will change here.
lol, GRV has gone into oblivion already.
Health › Re: Docs Please Help What Is Happening To Me by Funflipper:
Antiochus:
I woke up around 12AM and my body was itching me seriously Iwas scratching it too until I started seeing round and big marks on my body and I noticed my eyes had swollen. It was a strange occurrence so I started googling and I found Hives/Angioedema so I later checked the causes and I read that some foods usually cause it that the body is overreacting to those food. I saw peanut as a culprit.

Before going to bed yesterday I ate peanuts so I think that's the culprit tjis is not my first time taking peanuts though but now my body is still itching I can't sleep. My skin has swollen and I have this hot sensation on my skin all over.

Please can anyone prescribe a drug for me. This is hell for me. My whole body is itching me seriously.
Allergy. The person is reacting to something he or she must have ingested.
Crime › Re: The TRUTH About Disappearing MANHOOD Exposed!!! by Funflipper: 3:58pm On Sep 23, 2023
HardMirror:
fear can cause it and it is normal. It has happened to me before. Google testicle retraction by cremaster muscle. Stop talking like an illiterate
I Know about testicle retraction which normally happens in cold environments. That is exactly what the voodoo does even when the environment is as hot as hell. It is just like penis captivus and magun. They are the same but while one occurs naturally, the other (magun) is triggered with voodoo.
Crime › Re: The TRUTH About Disappearing MANHOOD Exposed!!! by Funflipper: 10:49am On Sep 23, 2023
cococandy:
smiley when you tell them to hush these meaningless superstitions they’ll call you names.
It is not superstition. It is real.
Crime › Re: The TRUTH About Disappearing MANHOOD Exposed!!! by Funflipper: 10:47am On Sep 23, 2023
superCleanworks:
all he said was the truth. this format has been around since the 80s or maybe even before then.
That is not always the case. The case I witnessed was a little boy who was at the farm with his mother when a strange guy called him and asked for directions and touched in the process. No robbery took place anywhere.
Crime › Re: The TRUTH About Disappearing MANHOOD Exposed!!! by Funflipper: 10:42am On Sep 23, 2023
Edoziesmart:
So you believe someone can steal your manhood by mere touching of you?
If so you need to go back to your school to seek for refund of school fees because a stark illiterate is better than you.
A resounding YES!

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