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PoliticsRe: How Pramod Mittal Got A $500 Million Bailout In Nigeria by Funflipper: 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2023
Faiththatworks:
The summary of this story is very simple,some oyinbo people came to Nigeria and got some Nigerian collaborators to help them loot the country dry
It started with Russians,then Americans and finally Indians.In all,close to Seven Billions dollars was looted using this medium and not one single ounce of steel has left this facility
If there is a Guinness world record for this kind of activity, Nigeria would be given the world record effortlessly
What a country,sometimes I seriously feel we are the most unfortunate set of people when it comes to Leadership
Now some people are advising this government to keep spending money on this God forsaken project,they should better turn that place to a agriculture industrial hub and start planting Yam,Cassava,legumes and other cash crops

Anything other than that is a waste of Land
Rather, they were invited to Nigeria by their Nigerian collaborators to help loot the treasury.
Car TalkRe: Pls What Kind Of Business Can I Do With This Type Of Car by Funflipper: 5:02am On Nov 18, 2023
Evolutionism:
Go fix some Sitters at the back and start plying Iyana-Woro to CMS Obalende.

The passengers go rush am i guarantee you.
keke napep promax.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by Funflipper: 1:13pm On Nov 16, 2023
Anyenmoney:
That man should be arrested for...
Attempted suicide,
Breach of public peace,
Destruction of public property,
Unauthorized display of action,. And he should be sued in contrary to all available sections of the law.
.
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Spotted On Asaba Street Again by Funflipper: 1:08am On Nov 16, 2023
EvilNeedle:
It isn't drugs. It is called mental illness.
But the mental illness is as a result of him frying up his brain with crack.
Christianity EtcRe: 'Vanity Upon Vanity' - Pastor Tobi Shows Off Fleet Of Cars On His Birthday by Funflipper: 1:37am On Nov 15, 2023
And come Sunday, some people will still donate their hard earned money to fund the lavish lifestyle of these pastors in the form of tithes and offering. Wonders shall never end.
TravelRe: 67 Passengers, Flight Crews Survive, As Valuejet’s Aircraft Skids Off Runway by Funflipper: 1:31am On Nov 15, 2023
3ice9ce:
Algae on the runway, written in clear English. Go back to the original post.
I read it but i think that account is nothing but a cover up. They are putting the blame on algae on the runway as if other aircrafts don't land on the same runway without skidding. It is obvious the pilot didn't follow the proper landing procedures.
TravelRe: 67 Passengers, Flight Crews Survive, As Valuejet’s Aircraft Skids Off Runway by Funflipper: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2023
Racoon:
shocked Another aircraft skidding off the runway again? What is going on with our aircrafts and airport runways? Thank God no lives were lost.
Pilot error. The aircraft's landing speed was probably over the recommended limit and the pilot should have initiated a go around instead of forcing it down.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Defends His Refusal To Vote In Kogi State Guber Election by Funflipper: 10:42am On Nov 14, 2023
temielects:
Yes it doesn't matter if you vote or not, cause you don't even believe you can win
He should show us his PVC before talking.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by Funflipper: 1:59am On Nov 14, 2023
PUSSYHOE:
Cash out for private security companies.
And more jobs and businesses will be created.
PoliticsRe: Nationwide Strike Begins Monday Midnight - NLC, TUC by Funflipper: 1:45am On Nov 14, 2023
Splashme:
Oga, what partisan politics did he take part in?

The man organised a protest for non-payment of salaries, pensions and gratuities for many year. Was that a political event?

Hope is lying that he's not owing salaries, pensions and gratuities ... lies!
But what has the beaten got to do with people living in faraway places like sokoto?
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza War: IDF Forces Take Over Hamas Parliament ( Pics) by Funflipper: 1:31am On Nov 14, 2023
Righteousness2:
The Islamist, King David the man after GOD'S Heart was an Expert in these kind of Operations.

Operation Pursue, Overtake and recover all!!
Israelites of today are taking after their Fore Fathers.
Infact they Have Continued from where King David stopped.

GOD Bless the Nation of Israel.
They are about to be buried alive in their tunnels.
PoliticsRe: SUVs for NASS members: Nobody'll Contemplate such Under My Administration - Obi by Funflipper: 2:43am On Nov 10, 2023
Your administration in your fairytale world? Continue to fantasize; it is your right.
Christianity EtcRe: Transgender People Can Be Baptized Catholic, Serve As Godparents, Vatican Says by Funflipper: 1:41am On Nov 10, 2023
It is all over.
TravelRe: NLC Locks Down Abuja Airport, Many Stranded by Funflipper: 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2023
Obiedun:
At whose expenses?
That is how foolish they are. Tomorrow they will be crying 1 dollar is 2 now thousand naira.
FoodRe: Fonio: Could This Be A Cheaper Substitute For Rice? (Pictures) by Funflipper: 4:36am On Nov 06, 2023
Apus:
Na.. it can't!!!

Looks like Acheke.
It is better than eating rice.
RomanceRe: You Must Have At Least 5 Million In Your Account To Date Me: Says A Fine Lady by Funflipper: 4:31am On Nov 06, 2023
Five million naira or dollars? If it is naira, please you better go hide yourself because you are dirt cheap.The ceiling in your house tells a lot about your poverty stricken life. And always remember, skull miners are looking for idiots like you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Has No Right To Defend Itself - Russia by Funflipper: 1:02am On Nov 03, 2023
Righteousness2:
The speed at which The HOLY BIBLE is being fulfilled before our very eyes is Amazing and Fearful


Zechariah 12: 1-3


Ladies and Gentlemen right before us, We see this scripture fulfilled live.

Right before our eyes we see the Prophecy of prophet Ezekiel on the GogMagog war fixing to be Fufilled.

We see the Major actors of the GogMagog collation against ISRAEL speaking, threatening and coming together against GOD'S Land.

It so clear that GOD ALMIGHTY has put HIS Hook on the Jaw Russia, Iran and Turkey ( Putin, Erodogan and Ayotollah) and is about to drag them alongside their collation of nations to Israel.

ISRAEL will not be the one to fight the collation as they will be overwhelmed. GOD ALMIGHTY Himself will cripple and destroy putin and all his gang. Read your bible. It is there.


[/b]

It is so amazing to be alive to see Bible being fulfilled.

Some years ago, I said here that Putin ( Russia) will lead a collation of nations against and his fall will be in Israel. Some little minds here were busy insulting themselves. Some said it is not possible as Israel and Russia are friends.
I am not the one who said It. The word of GOD says so. And whatever the Word of says MUST happen no matter how things look.

Listen folks! If you are privileged to be alive to see scriptures bring Fufilled and you do not Believe the Word of GOD, the Holy Bible, you Have yourself to blame.

If you do not Believe JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY way to Heaven, just know you took yourself to Hell Fire! There is no excuse of any kind.

Events Happening live before us shows that
[b]The Bible is the Word of GOD.
The Bible is true. The Bible is Real.
JESUS CHRIST is true
JESUS CHRIST is real
JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY way to be Saved from Eternity in Hell.


There is no more time..
JESUS CHRIST is Coming Quickly.
But sometime ago, you said the United States (that you so much love to hate) was the GogMagog. Now it's Russia. In the whole of this bullshit epistle you wrote, you didn't mention the United States because they are standing on the side of Israel which is a huge contradiction to all the garbage you have been spewing all over this forum. Do you still forsee the destruction of America according to the scriptures? M*fkr!!
PoliticsRe: "N5b Presidential Yacht Was Ordered Under Buhari" - Presidency by Funflipper: 12:37am On Nov 03, 2023
Kobicove:
I'm sure the dullard didn't even know that his people ordered a yacht undecided
He will be shocked as usual grin
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: Court Orders Unconditional Release Of ex-CBN Governor by Funflipper: 12:30am On Nov 03, 2023
Earthquakes:
And what about buhari??
Who appointed Emiefele? Is there anything you think he did buhari didn't agree on??
That's why some people feel they are hated and it's true, you saw how swift Evans was captured and paraded but watch how Kyria was protected from FBI. Only the truth will move this country forward but it not possible grin grin
President Goodluck Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: Court Orders Unconditional Release Of ex-CBN Governor by Funflipper: 12:28am On Nov 03, 2023
EyeCumInPiss:
The way Emefiele was portrayed as the demon in our financial system, one would have thought it would be El dorado for Nigeria after his arrest.

But alas, the economy has grown from bad to worse in less than 6months.
The present state of the economy is just a ripple effect of his disastrous policies.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Pastors And Their Family Members Tithe? by Funflipper: 3:01pm On Oct 29, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Yea pastors pay tithe too
Yeah right! They pay tithe to themselves because the church is the pastor's business venture.
FamilyRe: As A Man 5 important Reasons Why you Should Reconsider Marriage by Funflipper: 11:50pm On Oct 27, 2023
KiNg0G:
Respect

Regardless of your wealth and financial status, not being married or having a family of your own will result in being seen as inferior. It's possible that they won't make it clear to you because you're driving a highly expensive Jeep at the age of 40 or doing some philanthropic work in the community but bet they say it in your back laugh when you are not around.

They might be several news reports of you being impotent or a ritualist even someone that can't afford to feed himself talkless is wife would be regarded as a better man than you in public as custom demands mostly.

Now think about this if a rich man can get this treatment from the society talk more of a poor man.


[b] Doors of breakthrough


I have seen so many men who were struggling in the past, but as soon they got married doors of breakthrough start manifesting in their lives. Different connections through their spouse, not necessarily from her family but from friends and well-wishers. People you don't know before will come through just to see your union grow..The aura becomes fresh everything becomes easy and might just be surprised because you are on a new path.

My cousin is a case study, he was picked to canada by his wife elder brother best friend 2018 and he came back to pick his family with him.

[/b]


Historical references

Bro, I know you have other siblings who are males to carry the family name and that don't bother you that much but do you know about family history? They might be a time as long you don't have any offspring to form your own line your existence on earth will be totally wiped off for future generations to come.

They might be a time in the future where the younger generations would want to trace their ancestors and mistakes will be made like "our fore father's only gave birth to 3 children which are these, these and these" but because you got no offspring you would be easily left out and that's false history. A tempered history. ( You can't blame them you left no foot prints.)


sudden demise

If you want to know how painful it is, is when a matured man dies and he is not married or with kids to call is own. It get more worst when his parent is still alive. The embarrassment the shame, he nor born o... Several questions and answers within people there wanting to know how he lived his life. Some would even refused to pay last respect talk more of attending the burial.

Take a walk to that bury ground and see how he's buried like a chicken most times especially if he's poor or from a poor background. Nobody prays to die quick bro, but I beg you to reconsider your decision.




Joy of fulfillment

Take me as a case study from one prostitutes to another, I am tired already but I can't stop that's just the problem and I am not ready to stop yet maybe in the future. I would like to experience a family of my own some day with kids around, little baby girls to call me daddy
daddy especially when she's learning how to speak with innocent smile on her cheek. Little babies to run along when they see me coming, just to take the package in my hand and takes it inside the house.
Come on bro? Who doesn't want a change? I do everyone does..

I am just here to encourage those elders out there in their 40s and 50s is not too late to reconsider, everyone has a choice but sometimes we need to sit and meditate if we are in the right path in our various lifes.
That's what makes us a man


Thank you
What do you have to say about successful men who went downhill after getting married?
FamilyRe: As A Man 5 important Reasons Why you Should Reconsider Marriage by Funflipper: 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2023
Blackveil:
These reasons are not enough to change my mind.

Even if it’s the only way to heaven, I'm not getting married
If ever you change your mind about marriage, please do not marry a Nigerian woman.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Twitter Calls Tinubu The 'Worst President Ever' by Funflipper: 2:12pm On Oct 27, 2023
JohnnA1:
Mesef dey the list, those guys don't know say na "badge of honour".

That means say na woto woto dem collect from our hand.

Weldone soldier 🪖
Na so comrade! And if dem want still dey collect for the next 8 years, we get am full ground to dey give dem.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Twitter Calls Tinubu The 'Worst President Ever' by Funflipper:
I am honored to be on the list. We came, we saw and we conquered. Those who wish to wail for the next 8 years have every right to do so, it is non of my business.


Programmer47:
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CareerRe: A White Lady Captured Falling Asleep While Taking Customers’ Orders(pics,vid) by Funflipper: 12:38am On Oct 27, 2023
sukkot:
Coked up. minimum wage life
Spot on! And some people think she was working back to back shifts when it is so obvious she doped the living hell out of herself before going to work.
CareerRe: A White Lady Captured Falling Asleep While Taking Customers’ Orders(pics,vid) by Funflipper: 12:31am On Oct 27, 2023
43Ronin:
double shifts. 9-5 & 12-6 no time for sleeping.
Drugs rather.
CareerRe: A White Lady Captured Falling Asleep While Taking Customers’ Orders(pics,vid) by Funflipper: 12:30am On Oct 27, 2023
incandescentena:
African man say, body nor be firewood. Sleep is not your mate
This no be normal sleep o. Na drugs and alcohol induced type.
FamilyRe: New Wife Wants Husband's Late Wife Pictures Removed From The Wall by Funflipper: 12:01am On Oct 24, 2023
Odin13:
It’s not easy..
The man must heal before he marries.. if not.. it’s a huge problem.

been there..

And if he loves the late wife ba? So sorry for the new.

They will always want the pix remove.. the pix will go with time..when she fills the gap and more.
The he shouldn't have remarried.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Wins As UK Court Quashes $11 Billion P&ID Award by Funflipper: 3:07pm On Oct 23, 2023
seunmsg:
This is a welcome development. Kudos to President Bola Tinubu, former President Buhari, Malami, and every other person that fought against the corrupt deal. Thanks to the UK court for rescuing Nigeria from a corrupt deal put together by the Yar’adua and Jonathan PDP administration.

God bless Nigeria.
Obidients and atikulators won't like this one bit.
PoliticsRe: We Urge Tinubu To Get His 1970 Certificate From Govt College, Lagos - Shaibu by Funflipper: 1:29am On Oct 23, 2023

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