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CelebritiesRe: Davido's Son Ifeanyi With His Nanny Before His Death by Funflipper: 4:31pm On Nov 01, 2022
Merch:
That nanny should be seriously drilled and questioned because she might have conspired with chioma rivals to kill the boy
I pray you shouldn't find yourself on the wrong side of events.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Sends Condolence Message To Davido And Chioma by Funflipper: 2:39pm On Nov 01, 2022
ganisucks:
The police has announced it. This is what being proactive is all about.
So you idea of being proactive is by playing politics with the dead?
PoliticsRe: Pa Adebanjo: I Warned Fasoranti To Be Wary Of Political Visits by Funflipper: 7:52am On Nov 01, 2022
Curious345:
Baba Adebanjo is what a perfect Nigeria should be and look like...

I will not vote for tinubu .. swears ..

Nobody should come to my mention to normalize a crook to me
Oh yeah, filled with hate, jealousy, bitterness and envy. That is your ideal perfect Nigerian. Congratulations!!
PoliticsRe: Pa Fasoranti: Afenifere Has Endorsed Bola Tinubu (Video) by Funflipper: 7:17am On Nov 01, 2022
hero2000:
You are wrong.
Ever before any party had their presidential primaries, Pa AdeBanjo had said the SE should produce the president.

As he usually says, it is based on principle.
You people are too smart not to see that every move pa adebanjo makes has got nothing to do with principle but to spite tinubu his perceived enemy.
PoliticsRe: Pa Fasoranti: Afenifere Has Endorsed Bola Tinubu (Video) by Funflipper: 7:11am On Nov 01, 2022
forgiveness:
This one na live and direct ooo.
Loud am!
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Falls Into Swimming Pool, Rushed To The Hospital by Funflipper: 7:06am On Nov 01, 2022
There is something not right with this whole setup.
HealthRe: Family Protests At Ibadan Hospital Over Mutilated Corpse Of Relative (Graphic) by Funflipper: 9:24pm On Oct 31, 2022
netmillionaires:
You are just like my Edo brother who once argued that when people talk about accents in Nigeria, one will be hearing of Hausa accent, yoruba accent and igbo accent. He postulated that it is because the binis are the only ones without accent. I almost fall down laughing.

I then make him to understand that all tribes have accent even among the Caucasians. The reason why the three Nigerian tribes have always being mentioned in most things is because they are the major tribes. All other tribes are somewhat inconsequential.
You are right. Growing up as a child, our social studies curriculum made it very clear to us that Hausas, Igbos and Yorubas are the first class citizens of Nigeria. There is a certain limit you can get to in government if you are unlucky to be born outside the super three and it is just the way it is. For exanple, It would be like an abomination for anyone outside the three major tribes to aspire to be president of Nigeria. The only way that can ever happen is the death of the president like innthe case of Goodluck Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Naira Redesign: Emefiele Confirmed Arabic Inscription Won’t Be Removed – Sanusi by Funflipper: 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2022
Moh247:
cool



What you guys call Arabic is simply Hausa language using Arabic alphabet

You can use Arabic alphabet to write English sentences, like Anglo-Arabic words, and an Arab won't even know what you are saying

You can write Ibo in Arabic and only an Ibo would understand what you wrote


.
You need to take this down because your logic is 100% flawed.
HealthRe: Family Protests At Ibadan Hospital Over Mutilated Corpse Of Relative (Graphic) by Funflipper: 4:55pm On Oct 31, 2022
Yoruba demon don strike again. But what is going on with our socalled majority tribes?
Hausa (aboki)- terrorism and banditry.
Igbo (nyamiri)- drug trafficking,
Yoruba (afonja)- rituals and human parts mining. Una weldone o.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Funflipper:
Killermamba:
If you nor use your sense chop gala you suppose reason why police murder the arrested suspect in their on custody. If them nor dey hide something.
Who confirm say dem kill any suspect? Ok make we assume say dat na the case; why suleiman no fit mention the minister name wey offer am bag of money and den come threaten am with AK47? E get cover up wey big pass dat? I no know how that rogue dey get una real good all the time man. Ahhhh wetin? na him be the only pastor wey dey Nigeria? omo time don reach make una begin dey ask questions o; because na the only way forward be dat.
FoodRe: He Cooked A Colored Chicken Stew. by Funflipper: 10:09pm On Oct 30, 2022
But of what use is the listerine mouth wash?
CaveAdullam:
Part 6
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerians Call For Arrest, Investigation Of Proff Ex Over Apostle Suleiman by Funflipper: 9:49pm On Oct 30, 2022
osazsky:
tell oyedepo to leave his comfort zone Lagos and relocate to auchi Muslim community he must attend fellowship in his chc every sun in d midst of muslims.he wont survive 6 months
Is omega the only church in auchi?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerians Call For Arrest, Investigation Of Proff Ex Over Apostle Suleiman by Funflipper: 9:47pm On Oct 30, 2022
gaby:
Mtcheeew....

E don comot for Abuja ministers with plenty cash for Ghana must go bags abi?

Make una continue to dey dribble una self with shagalo and deflecting attention...na una sabi
The first story didn't sell because it was poorly put together like his miracle money scam in Atlanta.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Funflipper: 8:36pm On Oct 30, 2022
grandstar:
Sounds like utter nonsense.
You are right! It is utter nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Funflipper:
Uniquekriss:
oyedepo is vocal but no one dares attempt to initiate such moves cos Oyedepo's money can take care of Nigeria's annual budget, so they may go bankrupt if they try to bribe him.
You people should please spare us this kindergarten level of lies and excuses. It makes you people look dumb and silly.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Funflipper: 8:13pm On Oct 30, 2022
Killermamba:
You get sense bros, not those brain dead mf up there writing nonsense
Sense is still very far from you and the person you quoted.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Funflipper: 8:10pm On Oct 30, 2022
Brendaniel:
Somehow his story seems to be adding up, I am not a member of his church or his follower, but sometimes you need to put 1 and 2 together and for those up there saying he should name the minister(s) involved, it will only backfire on him, he might have no evidence to back up his claim and that will result to defamation of character which could see him paying billions of naira back to the ministers..

1. It was a pure case of assassination

2. The only suspect that was arrested was later killed by the police (Because someone from Nairaland here even confirmed a suspect was initially arrested)

3. If the suspect could be killed by the Police, it means there is a cover up by people in authority

4. Till today the investigation does not seem to have headway from the Police

Since we are dealing with APC government known for lies - I believe him over the APC government
You should have just kept quiet.
PoliticsRe: Gumi Rejects Naira Redesign, Describes It As Economic Suicide by Funflipper: 2:51am On Oct 30, 2022
Heathrow44:
Can sm1 pls tell me who exactly is Gumi, see d title he rejects d redesign,
He is the spiritual leader and coordinator of terrorists and bandits in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Gumi Rejects Naira Redesign, Describes It As Economic Suicide by Funflipper: 2:47am On Oct 30, 2022
chinchum:
Do you have ransome in cash?
Without a doubt. CBN don spoil market for him and his blood thirsty dogs.
Car TalkRe: My Toyota 2009 Top Gasket Got Burnt Yesterday by Funflipper: 2:44am On Oct 30, 2022
samintegrity:
Just a month bro and am already getting all series of noise coming from the engine..

It used to be very quiet before, now the noise dey annoy me
Yeah, because mechanics in Nigeria will remove a total of 20 bolts while disassembling the engine and after coupling, there will be about 8 bolts left on the ground.
SportsRe: Van Diyk Loses His First Premier League Game At Anfield After 4 Years by Funflipper:
Blackazuma99:
It's all falling apart for Liverpool �
Now they have realized the greatest mistake they ever made by letting Saido Mane go. He was the engine room then but they thought it was Mo Salah. Now see what is happening.
PoliticsRe: Redesigning Of Naira Notes: We Are Not Aware - Finance Minister by Funflipper: 5:25am On Oct 29, 2022
SadiqBabaSani:
Finance Minister has joined the Bad gangs
Of course, she definitely will have her own septic tank vault filled with billions of cash. They are all criminals.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Funflipper: 5:13am On Oct 29, 2022
NIGERIAJAGA419:
NO, portable should not be careful his way is his way and Apostle’s way is his way. There is deferent between � and darkness. Potable get ready for me I I’ll attack you. My name is no mercy. Any day I get you or jam u… say bye bye �. Cuz you are behind this the attack of Apostle.
They say "the truth is bitter".
CelebritiesRe: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Funflipper: 5:09am On Oct 29, 2022
chiefolododo:
For your mind you are making jest ?
He is giving out a billion dollar worth of information and enlightenment for free. "Those who have ears, let them hear".
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar At The State Department Office In Washington Today (Pictures) by Funflipper: 5:02am On Oct 29, 2022
At this point, I think Atiku's recentyly obtained masters degree should be investigated. This man is an unrepentant criminal.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Labour Party Needs Funds To Prosecute Presidential Election - Julius Abure by Funflipper: 4:32pm On Oct 28, 2022
Ecos:
angry
It is normal for the party to seek fund from their supporters. Unless the person stole and looted public fund.
So you are ready to hand over your (hard earned) money to those crooked politicians? Always have this at the back of your mind, that man also wants to buy houses abroad so he is relying on the gullibility of the masses to achieve that.
HealthRe: Please Help!!!! Possible Hiv Exposure And Symptoms. by Funflipper: 11:39am On Oct 28, 2022
Grumio:
Hello everyone. I need help. Around May 2022, I had a fling with a girl. We had what I couldn't even call sex in the real sense of it. It happened that I tried to insert my penis but the tip of my penis only touched her vagina opening, it appeared to me like I never even penetrated in the real sense of it and even if I had penetrated it still would have been only the tip touching the vagina for less than 10 seconds but there was no thrush at all as I didn't deep it in

Also the girl was trying to sit in me and ride and in the process my penis could have touched the vagina opening with an actual thrush again and there were lot of deep kisses and sucking.

A few weeks later, exactly 2 weeks I started feeling sick with headache and two days later, I had fever, my body was hot and I was feeling cold, I took anti malaria injection and also took ciprofloxacin and amoxilin. I got better.

But by the fifth day I noticed my neck was swelling, at the back of my neck on the right side, it was towards the back. And the next day I had some sort of sore throat, it wasnt actually feeling sore, but it felt like something was blocking the throat. I also started noticing muscle tingling and pain Iin my hand and leg.

After 2 weeks I noticed rashes on my forehead, it looked like acne or pimples (I will add a picture), I applied anti bacteria and a it fungal cream and it vanished and turned to dark spots on my face.

About a month later I was seriously sick with fever, headache, cough that refused to go, I had to go to a hospital where test was carried out and I was told I had an infection slcoa my white blood count was 11700 microliter and I was admininstered with Sulfamethoxazole and trimethoprim which worked well cos in the space of 2 hours I was relieved and all the symptoms disappeared.

I then went to use ciprofloxacin again and I started developing rashes on my forehead again, I used the same cream and it turned to dark spots. After the whole thing I started feeling very hot around my neck and chest every morning and it only reduces anytime and walk around or Jog, there was no sweat whatsoever.

I haven't tested yet cos I believe my risk is such a low risk, some even said I had no risk but I have kept having panic attacks evevrythime and I am also scared of running a test.

Please Doctors in the house what infection could it be and what are the odds that it could be HIV under such circumstances?
Are your lymph nodes inflamed? You need to check your jaw, below your armpits and groin. If they are inflamed, your guess is as good as mine. HIV!
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi’s Wife Nabila Fash Files For Divorce by Funflipper:
In Jay-Z's voice:
When the money goes
Will the honey stay
Will the grey sky
Replace the sunny days
Hey! Hey! Hey!
PoliticsRe: Ondo PDP Inaugurates 533-man Presidential Campaign Council For Atiku by Funflipper: 10:14pm On Oct 27, 2022
lol, atiku won't like this o. This is exploitation at its finest.
PoliticsRe: He Changed The Currency In 1984; He Is Changing It Again In 2022 - Shehu Sani by Funflipper: 9:54pm On Oct 27, 2022
Allisgud:
This may work the other way for good,to those politicians who don't have their looted money in dollars,to those who hide millions in septic tanks,water tanks,in abandon buildings in ikoyi they will be force to bring it out,this is even the best time for efcc to perform
The masses should be happy with this move but the reverse is the case. They always want the finished product without giving a hoot about the production process. How can a country ever move forward with such kind of people as citizens?
PoliticsRe: He Changed The Currency In 1984; He Is Changing It Again In 2022 - Shehu Sani by Funflipper:
tuoyoojo:
I need to be schooled

It is extrapolated that by redesigning the currency , corrupt politicians , looters, kidnappers would be forced to bring out there share of 3 trillion not domiciled in banks

So what stops these people from changing their old naira notes to into dollars in bureau de change , wait for the new notes and change it back to the new notes


Someone school me pls
The amount of dollars in circulation won't be enough for that and moreover such moves will raise eyebrows. You can bet the criminals and their sponsors are already on panic mode.
PoliticsRe: Between Kenneth Okonkwo Of LP And Festus Keyamo Of APC Defending Manifesto by Funflipper: 2:47pm On Oct 27, 2022
asanausana91:
Where is the labour party manifesto?
Kenneth okonkwo said when Obi wins, he is going to gather Nigerians together to figure out a way to rescue the country. What a joke!!

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