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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chinese TV Will Not Show Premier League Games Because Of Support For Ukraine by Funflipper: 12:45pm On Mar 06, 2022
Passionnn:
Las las football game is being used to make political statements.
What does FIFA say about this?
Isn't it political when players and match officials kneel before the start of each game in support of Black Lives Matter?
Health › Re: What Can He Use For This Skin Problem? (Photo) by Funflipper: 9:43pm On Mar 05, 2022
Mercychen:
What do you recommend for this skin blemish? grin.

Advice, please.
You need to lick it seven times daily for seven days. Who send you message?
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Slays In Fitness Wear, Causes A Stir Online (Photos) by Funflipper: 8:46pm On Mar 05, 2022
Candidlady:
This lady doesn't age



°°° goddesses never age °°°°°
With all that flabby skin?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Vs Ukraine: The Lies, Misinformation And Outright Propaganda (Fact Check) by Funflipper: 5:06pm On Mar 05, 2022
Pastorsmile:
Hope no one is in any way suggesting that whole world should be singing Putin's praise for invading an independent country?
They are really sick.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Table. How Long Is It? Picture by Funflipper: 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2022
45 ft
Romance › Re: BBNaija's Khloe Shows Off Her Curvy Body While On Vacation Abroad (Pix, Video) by Funflipper: 3:53pm On Mar 05, 2022
Rahkman:
How much she dey charge short time?
3 for 10 naira.
Crime › Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by Funflipper: 12:25pm On Mar 04, 2022
mizz2posh:
He met her in the banking Hall and gave her a lift, how did they get to that point? Then they also exchanged number. If it's his fellow man, he won't give him a lift, and even if he does, he will tell him to come and collect his wallet him self. He said he didn't want to put his wife's life in danger cheesy but if she had open legs for you like you wished, and you most probably Bleep her raw, you won't be putting your wife's life in danger abi? Abeg getat and bury your head in shame, ashawo man.
There is nothing wrong in satisfying your fantasies and greed sometimes. That does not mean you don't love your wife or family. There are too many beautiful women lurking around and for one to pretend like they aren't there is self toture.
Career › Re: VIP Whose Police Orderly Carried Plate Of Food Claims It's For The Officer by Funflipper: 2:32am On Mar 04, 2022
gbagyiza:
This country is just backward in all ramifications of life. Why converts policemen that are supposed to be on the field fighting crime to someone's orderly. Can't, she look for a civilian bodyguard to engage, na person wey suppose to defend the nation she they carry do boy boy.
I tire o! We have private security outfits but these demons will never patronize them because they know they can't abuse them like they do to our God-forsaking nigerian police.
Career › Re: VIP Whose Police Orderly Carried Plate Of Food Claims It's For The Officer by Funflipper: 2:24am On Mar 04, 2022
davodyguy:
That's exactly what I told someone.

Its a queue buffet serving, where people have to line up.

The food might belong to the officer
Even the blue purse?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia, Ukraine Agree On Humanitarian Corridors In Second Round Of Talks by Funflipper: 2:20am On Mar 04, 2022
helinues:
This might turn out to be another humanitarian corridor in Yemen which was hard to keep with.

Russia have already made themselves clear, Ukraine should surrender or the bombardment continues.

If the Ukrainians are not ready to surrender, how can humanitarian corridor be possible
It was done during war between France and England. From time to time, both countries will agree to a cease fire so they can bury their dead soldiers and afterwards fighting resumes.
Politics › Re: Reps Reject Bills To Stop Children Of Public Officers From Schooling Abroad by Funflipper: 2:12am On Mar 04, 2022
Laggafin:
We are not yet ready as a people.. I bet both leadership and the led are bunch of Chronic Comedians
And that is why mother Nigeria will forever be on her knees.
Politics › Re: Reps Reject Bills To Stop Children Of Public Officers From Schooling Abroad by Funflipper: 2:06am On Mar 04, 2022
ImoleNaija:
I'm in support of the rejection.

I can be in their shoes someday & wouldn't want anyone step on my human rights.

What's bad for the goose is bad for the gander. If you know, you know.
Am i surprised? Hell NO!
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by Funflipper: 2:03am On Mar 04, 2022
ddeola:
O'l boy no allow dem do wetin dem do Ighalo to you o, Man. Utd. politics no b here o. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics abi racism.
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by Funflipper: 2:02am On Mar 04, 2022
Kingcalls:
Zaha
Depay
Di Maria
Ibrahimovic
Lukaku
James
Martial
Sanchez
Falcao
Shweinsteiger
Ighalo
Lingard
Cavani
Ronaldo

Oshimhen if u love your young career, runaway from this cursed club
David Blind
Crime › Re: Kenyan Lady Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling A 4-Year-Old Boy by Funflipper: 1:53am On Mar 04, 2022
egemegeo:
this only happens in Kenya,
HELL NO!!! So many men were molested when they were babies but feel too embarrassed to talk about it. And i can place a bet on my life that this shit is still going on unreported. We are the ones suffering in silence because nobody will believe us when we speak out.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Considered Dropping Out Of Oxford University by Funflipper: 2:12pm On Mar 03, 2022
kinggSamuel:
why wont you consider? that your head that cannot carry book
You mean she is an olodo?
Politics › Re: Malami Releases Statement On Abba Kyari's Extradition Process by Funflipper: 12:50pm On Mar 03, 2022
inoki247:
lol abi the NDLEA format don cast e no work undecided undecided undecided
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: When Jonathan Was Called 419 Over ₦140 Fuel Price (Throwback Photos) by Funflipper: 12:29pm On Mar 03, 2022
Discovery4today:
They're doing nothing now
They have all realized they were only used to take out their own by the hausa/fulani oligarchs.
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Funflipper: 12:23pm On Mar 03, 2022
mclloyd22:
My brother here’s a thing. I once married someone like here then I wasn’t going to church like now, when we were dating things where going well but the moment we had plans for marriage(trad) wahala left and right. Had issues that they held me transfered 800k from my account before the endsar( I needed to grant them access for my life) after trad it was hell, I visited a church and was told that she was presented as a bride when she was born to a deity, I noticed this when we was dating sometime she screams out from bed shouting don’t kill me. After Marriage the thing kept visiting until the day my spiritual leader came and prayed at my place. So in a nut shell we men most time indulge ourselves in creepy things through sex and co. Until you separate your self from her that’s when you will be free. Because nothing will work out for you because the spirit which she is betrothed to won’t let you be. I have heard cases in church where a husband woke up outside his home like the spirit come at night carry the man out of the house lol. Wahala dey Na God go save us.

Sorry my story no dey too formal
"I have heard cases in church where a husband woke up outside his home like the spirit come at night carry the man out of the house lol."

No spirit carried that man outside. It is called sleepwalking.
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Funflipper: 12:11pm On Mar 03, 2022
L1TTLE:
I've been dating her for over three months now, first day I saw her I didn't like her or anything, I just did some biz with her, had a short Convo and left, so along the line we got familiar and we exchanged contacts, went on a casual date, then she painted herself as a God fearing girl, who don't want anything with guys, then I asked her how come her relationship status isn't single on fb, she said she put that to deter guys, I was wondering what she's doing with me since I'm also a guy then she gave me a shocker, that immediately she saw me she knew God want us to be a thing.

Honestly I'm not a God guy, I'm not religious at all, but I have good morals, I have been single for long so I decided to give it a go and we started dating.

not long after that she came to my place, and one thing led to the other and we had sex, it was a very foolish mistake I made because we agreed not to indulge, at least for like three months, and barely two weeks into the relationship we had sex, then I started noticing changes, first she became possessive, like she always wants to know what I am doing, who I am with, where I am at, and I hate that, I don't like feeling like someone owns me but she would always throw a tantrum when I point that out.

Things started going bad for me, financially I was failing here and there, it was a clusterfvck, bad luck everywhere, but I didn't think she was the cause because like I said, I'm not religious, I just believed it's just trying times they come and go, but it started shortly after the sex, I'm just stating it because it's significant.

Second, she calls herself a goddess, at first I thought it was this self appraisal thing girls do, I discovered it's not self appraisal at all, her birth name is some kind of deity where she's from, at this point I started wondering what I got myself into like she's all over me, I can't breathe, I sat her down and tried to talk to her that maybe we should breakup, she started crying and guilt tripped me into having sex with her, and since then whenever she comes around it's always sex, like I'm tired of it now, I will resist and she'll do things, touch me in places and I'll be aroused in seconds, for someone who claimed she's not into sex, she's a vixen on bed, I feel like I don't even know her anymore, lastly I have terrible nightmares now, and it's always sexual, that wasn't the case before I met her, right now I can't think of a way to free myself from her shackles, I just want to undo everything, make everybody dey him dey.
There is no shackle to free yourself from. It is all psychological.
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Funflipper: 12:04pm On Mar 03, 2022
Jmichael1:
maga must pay.
1st fruit offerin go soon drop,today nah jst 3rd of march.....
Na so. lol
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Funflipper: 11:51am On Mar 03, 2022
Zchi1052:
Oga na mammywater she be...leave her or take her and deliver her

Nothing wey Una go do wey NL no hear about it...as if na NL send Una message
If she be mammy water, then the guy must be a lucky dude. She will be his live talisman.
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Funflipper: 11:41am On Mar 03, 2022
Righteousness2:
Bro, with what you put out here, I can Confindently tell you that you are in a Mess. A Deep mess! A very deep mess!

The World is Deep! The times are so Evil! The Devil and his agents are so Brutal! And you have Fallen a victim.

Only GOD can Help you. And you need to Find GOD Fast.

Chat me up on whatsapp if you feel the need to.

Chat me up on whatsapp if you feel the need to.

another gullible client loading.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Nuclear Comments Lead To Rush For Iodine In Central Europe by Funflipper: 11:03pm On Mar 02, 2022
Mooh247:
Who threatened your existence... Try and be specific..

Because if your existence were to be truly threatened Nagasaki and Hiroshima should have stopped your existence


.
Don't be naive. Nagasaki and Hiroshima will be like child's play when a nuclear war breaks out. We are talking about over 10,000 nuclear warheads. Nobody will survive it because after the destruction comes the mostly feared ice age. The earth will be frozen for hundreds of years if not thousands.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Invites Russian Mothers To Fetch Captured Soldiers by Funflipper: 9:14pm On Mar 02, 2022
Cloud007:
most of these guys supporting Putin are either possessed with demons , demonic entities, human extremist, depressed humans and people that don't really have much going for them in life.
...And we have too many of them in Nigeria that is why this country will forever be on its knees.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 498 Russian Soldiers Killed, Russia Defence Ministry Announce Casualty Figures by Funflipper: 9:02pm On Mar 02, 2022
TheOgaBoss:
There were 2,401 United States military deaths in the War in Afghanistan. 1,921 of these deaths were the result of hostile action. 20,752 American servicemembers were also wounded in action during the war

And that is Taliban, a ragtag militia with no international support, ukrain is arguably a first world country with an established military and massive international support from all western countries.
Check out the figures properly.

USA:- 2,401 deaths over 20 years

Russia:- 498 in just 5 days.

Going by the statistics, in 20 years time, it will be close to half a billion russian casualties.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 498 Russian Soldiers Killed, Russia Defence Ministry Announce Casualty Figures by Funflipper: 8:54pm On Mar 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
And the western media put it at over 6000!

The Condition of the World today can be described in one word; CHAOS!
There is nothing more Essential to the World than the Gospel of JESUS Christ..
I believe this must have caused you so much pain. Please accept my heartfelt condolences.
Crime › Re: Woman Dumps Newborn Baby Inside Refuse Dump In Calabar (pix) by Funflipper: 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2022
Fairandlovely:
My God sad what kind of a tin is dis? See what most women re fasting nd crying for ,,no wonder the adage dat says: who get cap nor get head who get head nor get cap
But who no wetin those women don do before when dem be girls?
Romance › Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by Funflipper: 12:58pm On Mar 02, 2022
SugarPapi:
Ps, I understand a majority would think this is some made up story seeing as I opened the account today. I have been an unregistered member of this platform but the issue with this babe is getting to a head. I can't think, can't focus at work, can't do anything at all.

All I think of is her. I can't ask my friends for help, they're way too close to my wife and someone might spill. Pastor, etc are out of the equation. It's you guys I can turn to, so I need those who have been in my shoes to suggest ways to get over this girl.

Pss, I tried deleting her contacts, blocked her on IG, Whatsapp, etc. After 2 days, I unblocked her and when she asked, I feigned some phony excuse.

Help me!
If you follow the rules, you will be fine.

1. Never ever fall in love with her because it is a serious game you can't afford to lose.

2. Make sure she understands you have a wife and she has to respect that and not make a sound when you are on a call with your wife.

3. Let her roam free. Don't police her even if she is seeing someone else.

4. Don't let her move in with you; not even for a second.

5. Always fúck her in the guest room.

6. Always use a condom to avoid contracting stds or getting her pregnant.

7. Make sure you are in charge of the situation at all times.

Play on and play safe, player. What your wife does not know won't hurt her. cool
Politics › Re: Governors Wives Travel To Dubai For Aisha Buhari's 51st Birthday by Funflipper: 12:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
hotseat:
Only in Nigeria!


Truly, it is a lack of etiquette to talk while eating.


You can imagine the humongous amount of resources these fickle-minded and fortuitous so-called first ladies must have drained from the coffers of their various state governments just to celebrate a belated birthday all at the expense of hopeless and hapless taxpayers.





ASSU is currently on strike - non of their business!






Fuel price hike/scarcity biting harder - non of their business!





Covid 419 - non of their business!




Belated birthday celebration in faraway Dubai
- First ladies in action!






No be una fault at all, at all.



NASS, please when next there would be a constitution amendments review these types of frivolous jamborees must be curtailed and made a criminal act.

"NASS, please when next there would be a constitution amendments review these types of frivolous jamborees must be curtailed and made a criminal act"


You know that will never happen because they are part and parcel of the corrupt system.
Politics › Re: Governors Wives Travel To Dubai For Aisha Buhari's 51st Birthday by Funflipper: 12:11pm On Mar 02, 2022
Mooh247:
shocked


See big mansion with marble pillar wey Buhari wife dey stay

Well she is from a rich home and an in-law to the indimis who live large in Dubai.. so I won't assume it's Nigerian government money


.
It is. Those greedy bastards will continue to steal even if they have the world in their wallets.

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