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Food › Re: Do You Eat A Meal Inside A Public Transport ? by Funjosh(m): 3:34pm On Aug 28, 2013
I no send any body as i dey chop my booli(roastedplantain) with epa(groundnunt) any bus any where.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer Escapes From Malaysian Prison by Funjosh(m): 8:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
adtiezy1: na always igbo dey spoil our name elsewhere ..d idiot shold be hanged for his non smartness cry cry
the guy that kill british soldier is a yoruba, mutalab is an hausa it is in 9ja blood.
Education › Re: FG Breaks-Off ASUU Negotiation, To Introduce Student Loans by Funjosh(m): 4:29pm On Aug 27, 2013
Confused GOVERNMENT.
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Funjosh(m): 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
How i wish most of you defending fulani experience what we experienced ind the hand of fulani in Agatu LGA Area of Benue state, you will just SHUT UP.
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Funjosh(m): 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
Pipsland78: Why is no one sympathizing with the Fulanis? Why so much bigotry amongst the Yorubas? Is a farmland of thesame value as human life?
Learn to show more love pls.
may be you need to live in benue state and nasarawa state, experience these fulani and come back with this ur sermon. Nonsense.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by Funjosh(m): 7:15am On Aug 27, 2013
opeyemi2012: Please what are you saying? angry
ask google.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 9:25am On Aug 26, 2013
harmless phil: Abeg ese why bring dis story out now? Is it to tarnish the biodun image or to let people knw he sleeps with you and tat he might be sleeping with other members too? because to me it can't change anyting, does tat re member of his church will not stop goin. You talking as if tat is a new ting tat happen are u not a nigerian girl are u not a delta girl? Anyway its surprising that u re making this news, becos I ve had more than once pastors come after me and I ve enjoyed it while it last. So stop playing d saint here u opened ur eyes and went into it now u re shouting blue murder, he never forced u, u did it becos u wanna do it,he askd u to sit on his lap u did and d nxt u were both rolling on his bed,its even got to a time u paid hotel accomodation with ur crdit card ah babe why screaming now are u a baby? U no dey f..k B4 plz its not new they re every where even fathers do it. I use to have a friend tat sleep with a living faith pastor they do it everywhere in church office and all what not, she even got pregnant the said pastor took her to a doctor to remove it. So dear dis should not be news we modern days pentecotal worshippers so much adores our pastors so much tat if they ask up to do dis do tat we would, so dear ese to me dis shouldn't be news. U ve said to expose him but I tell u dear he would still continue leading his church and making his money his wife will still remain with him calling herself a virtous woman.
Another confession from a dedicated Lady.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 9:20am On Aug 26, 2013
And the conclusion of the matta is "LADIES beware of Satanic PASTORS, While PASTORS beware of Demonic LADIES.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by Funjosh(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2013
This one of the reason i like this country called NIGERIA.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 6:30am On Aug 25, 2013
texaco1: she has equally deleted her twitter and fb accounts,i said it from the beginning her mission wasn't to seek forgiveness from God she just wanted to get her revenge on the guy ,the pastor cut her loose after the London escapade with her and she felt bad and used.
i will keepon saying this that she is hiding some stuff from all these acusation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 3:51am On Aug 25, 2013
What if the pastor deny this aligation what will ese do just asking?
Travel › Teenager Flies Arik Airfrom Benin To Lagoshiding In Tyre Hole by Funjosh(op): 3:32am On Aug 25, 2013
A teenager named Daniel
Ikehina unbelievably beat
airline and airport security at
the Benin airport today
Saturday August 24th and
sneaked into the tyre
compartment of a Lagos-
bound Arik flight. The boy
flew safely with the aircraft
which left Benin around 9am
today and landed at Murtala
Muhammed airport, hidden
throughout in the
undercarriage. He was
immediately arrested by
airport security after
passengers saw him
emerging from the aircraft
tyre hole.

Arik spokesman Banji Ola
explains what happened:
The management of Arik Air
has expressed shock over
the incident wondering how
the teenager beat the
Aviation Security personnel
at the Benin Airport to get to
the runway.

The pilot of Arik Air flight W3
544, departing Benin Airport
for Lagos at 9.00am today
24th August, 2013 reported
to the control tower the
presence of a strange boy in
the bush about 200 – 300
meters at the end of runway
23.

The control tower told the
Captain that they were
sending security men to the
place to arrest the boy.
As the captain was making
his final turn, preparatory
for take-off, a cabin crew
called his attention to the
information by some of the
passengers that they saw a
boy running towards the
airplane.

The First Officer confirmed
that they had observed it
earlier and alerted the
control tower which
responded that they have
sent the patrol team to
arrest the boy. The Captain
again reported to the control
tower and was informed that
the situation was under
control and that he had been
cleared for take-off.

On arrival at the domestic
wing of MMA, Lagos, a
teenage boy, who apparently
had sneaked into the aircraft
main wheel well jumped out
and was arrested by Arik
personnel and handed over
to FAAN security.
Meanwhile the Federal
Airport Authority of Nigeria
(FAAN) blamed Arik Air for
the incident.
FAAN said in a statement:
"Arik Air acted with impunity
by not stopping the aircraft
to check when the crew and
ground personnel’s attention
was drawn to an abnormality
on the tarmac. This is arrant
display of impunity. The
aircraft should not have
taxied further, but return to
the apron until a proper
check is carried out on all
parts of the aircraft. FAAN
will not tolerate such impunity
henceforth from Arik or any
airline. Any violation would
be met with applicable
sanctions.
Source www.lindaikeji..com/2013/08/teanager-flies-arik-air-from-benin-to.htm_medium=twitter&m=1
Travel › Re: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by Funjosh(m): 5:30pm On Aug 24, 2013
If she like make she use am poopoo as long as no me my passport.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 2:04pm On Aug 24, 2013
But wait o, the pastor didnt luck ese up in the room na, she go and come for more than six days or am i missing something?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2013
datsall: I am a man and a pastor...fighting lust is difficult when u are a pastor because u may be delluded to be ok as long as u preach and people are moved to tears. I hav done that before though never caught may be i was always away thing outside d CHURCH. That was more dangerous. Thank God i am out of it
may God continue to keep you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 8:30am On Aug 24, 2013
babyosisi: You did what I expect every decent well brought up girl to do
A man approached you in that manner and you stood your ground
As a 17 yr old,in the university I went to visit my aunt and ended up on the wrong street,knocked on an open door with the curtains down to get direction and a voice asked me to come in,and as I looked on the wall I saw many almanacs and pictures telling me they were Assemblies of God member and I was happy I met a fellow Christian to help me get to my destination,
The man came out from an inner room and explained the street I was looking for was university road extension not university road, he asked if i was born again,i said yes ,i thanked him and was about to walk out when suddenly he held me pushed him self against me and wanted to kiss me,I pushed him out with all my might and made for the door and he started apologizing profusely ,telling me he was overcome .
That was the first time I ever heard that phrase .
I left immediately.
If I had sat down on his lap to drink coke and Hennessy and jejely roll in his sheets for 7 days and 7 nights na who I go blame?
i tire o.
Thank God she is not even blaming the devil self.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 8:22am On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=kpofkpof]On the 3rd day, he came and after prayers decided to stay back in church. It was that day that I noticed a room opposite the altar. He went in there, after a while he came out and asked me to join him since there was a bed. I hesistated at first but when I thought abt the comfort of a bed against a bench, I obliged and laid down almost at the edge of the bed. After a while, he was like I shld feel free and come closer- I did. Then he asked if I was cold, I said No. I then noticed that he was coming unneccessarily close to me and I kept on shifting away, till he came and put his hands round me to mutter some rubbish. I immediately pushed him away and screamed PASTOR!
This is what Ese should have done or leave the hotel room the bible say Flee. She and the pastor did it for upto a week and she is now crying out. I smell something she is not telling.

[quote]I went back to the auditorium and waited till morning and left. When I got home, I knew my aunt won't believe me so I kept the story to myself. Later the pastor came to the house saying I ran away frm the church. I didn't want to utter a word, because I knew it's just a matter of time. Months later he was exposed and then asked to leave the church.
[quote]serves him right alagbere paitor

The church in question no be small church ooo, it was Christ Apostolic church.
[quote]Ye! Mo gbe! Even my own CAC self. I no the go church again.

[quotete]Another scenerio, was in the catholic church, where a priest told me that he can't have sex with girls without condoms. This arguement came up when I asked him if he wasn't afraid that some girl would get preggers for him.
[quote]My sista na normal thing most of them regard it as.

[quote]Kumuiyi and Anselm Maduboko all took new wives in less than a year after the demise of their wife- that is to show you that it is blood that runs in them and not water.
[quote]That is what i am saying these pastors are human with flesh and blood and some of them are just there to please their fleshly lust
Nairaland General › Re: Man Who Spent 20-Years Living In A Mountain Cave (photos) by Funjosh(m): 4:15am On Aug 24, 2013
If it is not China, it will be India or Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Nigerians Frustrated At The Nigerian Embassy In Canada by Funjosh(m): 3:48am On Aug 24, 2013
Fazhy: At a point in life if care is not taken, abnormal things begin to appear normal.
na today, it is already happening.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Obasanjo Wearing A Shirt : Your Take? by Funjosh(m): 3:39am On Aug 24, 2013
BABA he never cease to amaze me.
Politics › Re: Containerized Cargo Leaves Lagos For Kano/kaduna By Rail by Funjosh(m): 3:32am On Aug 24, 2013
GOODLUCK.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 1:59pm On Aug 23, 2013
texaco1: grin one good thing about this story is the pastor fatoyinbo isn't gay.
Abi o, he is just an "alagbere" that love to do it with his church members.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 1:51pm On Aug 23, 2013
coogar: she had slept with about 20 men before she found her webbed feet to pastor COZA's arms.

it's becoming more and more apparent that there are more pröstitutes in nigerian churches than you would find in any red light district.

it baffles me when women say they were awed by the presence of a man of authority to the extent of having sëx with him. bunch of immoral fools!
then why the noise if pastor is not the person that disvirgin her, pastor cant resist what he saw and morover he didnt even rape her self. And why cant she make noise about her previous sex with other men may be their is a serouis misundastanding between her and the conji pastor.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Funjosh(m): 12:34pm On Aug 23, 2013
Hope the pastor did not disvirgin you sha?
Politics › Re: FG should dualize Ilesha To Benin Road by Funjosh(m): 11:48am On Aug 23, 2013
Please they should dualize the road abeg. winkPlease they should dualize the road abeg.
Politics › Re: Egbin Power Plant Restored Back To Full Capacity by Funjosh(m): 4:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
I dont understand english.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Consolidated Breweries Plc August 2013 by Funjosh(m): 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2013
I will not coment on this post because of it requirement..
Politics › Re: NRC Flags-off Movement Of Containers From Apapa Port On Friday by Funjosh(m): 4:30pm On Aug 22, 2013
crackhaus: Good development.

Just an opinion here, why does every major industrial and/or economic boom have to be centralized in lagos by the federal government. I mean sentiments apart, there are tonnes of other ports that can be used optimally to serve their purpose » calabar, benin, warri, port harcourt etc.

We get how lagos is the commercial capital but heck, that is just stuffing up the whole place. Lagos already is the entertainment capital, the financial(banking) capital, the industrial capital, and bad as it may sound, it is also the tourism and culture capital because that is where most tourists land before moving on.

Good development is good if it is diversified and spread across the entirety of Nigeria.

My statistics may not be accurate but I believe that in the US; New York is the financial(banking) capital, California the entertainment capital, Texas the industrial capital, Alaska leads in tourism I think, and so on and so forth...

Yet they complain of over-crowding in Lagos, but why won't there be congestion when in actual fact, Lagos is one of(if not even) the smallest state by land mass south of the River Niger.

#EndOfRant!
#MiddleOfRant! There is no port in Benin :-D
Science/Technology › Re: Mike The Headless Chicken That Lived For 18-Months by Funjosh(m): 4:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
moscobabs: person wey no get head too fit live for 20 years
for where be that?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead (Christ-Revival Church Pastor) by Funjosh(m): 7:58pm On Aug 20, 2013
And now we read that he is alive again.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:50pm On Aug 20, 2013
KnightsTemplar: Any activation key given to you here will be invalidated by Microsoft unless it is Genuine, like the other person suggested, ask the person that did the installation 4 u for the product key, on the alternative, u can use an in-built command in Windows 7 to Rearm it, this extends ur activation grace while u look for a Genuine key. U can start from those that sell softwares wink
na wa o, that is the same thing my laptop is telling me and its saying am having 25 days left please help us abeg.

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