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NYSC › Re: Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship (NCCF) Members by Funjosh(m): 4:43am On Jul 24, 2013
ohemmanu: Yea,I actually did. It was my last rural rugged and thanksgiving.Passing out by october.ULLAM for christ
wish you well, i was in Ullam aswel. God be praised.
Health › Re: Gloria Asuquo - HIV Infection Is A Blessing To Me by Funjosh(m): 1:05pm On Jul 18, 2013
Please forgive that witch call your mother.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Is Your Worst Nigerian TV Station? by Funjosh(m): 12:33pm On Jul 18, 2013
190: what the hell is AIT and NTA or siliver bird

here in america where i live we ent got stations like that

we got channel 7, amc's, maraton, CNN cable news network

goosh Nigerian's y'all should revolt and burn your stations or better still come to america
why you no bring petrot and matches come burn am MUMU.
NYSC › Re: Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship (NCCF) Members by Funjosh(m): 9:36pm On Jul 17, 2013
ohemmanu: Do you really love this family?i love this family of God.Ajuwaya show me how closely.so closely knitted into one...NCCF is the best thing that have happened to this country.i am presently serving in benue state.NCCF gave me confidence.i love singing and wished that i was in a choir but i used to be shy,but NCCF took that away.i have all the confidence i need now to sing to my creator in NCCF choir.NCCF brings out the best in individuals.RURAL RUGGED will never die.A great family indeed.
hope u are going to rugged this friday. Sorry i didnt check the date b4.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Sees A Revolution In Nigeria by Funjosh(m): 6:10am On Jul 16, 2013
scipher: sad source?
source ko, salt ni.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Second Visit To Hell: Famous People I Saw In Hell by Funjosh(m): 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2013
This person has grade A malaria.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Funjosh(m): 4:12am On Jul 14, 2013
What?
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Funjosh(m): 5:59am On Jul 13, 2013
engrjoe: Where LGA in Benue is ur PPA?
me am in Agatu/Otukpo
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Lagos Boy Marries His 85 Years Old German Lover (pics) by Funjosh(m): 3:52am On Jul 08, 2013
What will he enjoy on her?
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Funjosh(m): 3:40am On Jul 08, 2013
The flint: guyz sowi say í jst dey join thread oh, i too like romance section


My ppa has bin fu'ked in terms of hustlin chances, nufin special at all, jst kinda 4rm skul 2 lodge every day, if we no dey skul, we either dey play whot, drink gin(person no fit dey use 19,500 change buy beer), do small party(d locals lyk party die), pursue nupe or yoruba gals(personally i no lyk corp memba females, dem 2 old 4 my eye, and me na young bobo), learn bike, play ball, charge fone, shit, mess, put bucket inside my rum take collect rain water 4rm ceiling, dey listen 2 my lodge mates dey f'ck 4 night, watch ball, play ball, watch film, visit nairaland, trek 3km, waka go river, catch toad use am prepare jollof, pick snail, chop cat, party naked, chop termite, teach 4 sku, meet empty headed students, meet smart students wey u go wish say dem dey beta environment, dey try use english communicate with students wey önly sabi speak nupe, wonder why white man bring dis english wahala come africa, learn how to smoke, play monopoly, flog students, read gmat, read and read, mark scripts, thank God 4 impact wey u dey get 4 d place, greet tire, chop local rice, wonder why we naija dey import rice, pray make God politicians wey no want make dem increase alawe, laugh, wonder wetin u go do afta service, meet wonderful people...... MISSING HOME, MAMA, SIBLINGS, BENIN CITY
broda i gbadun your style
Celebrities › Re: Liz Da Silva Converts To Islam For Baby by Funjosh(m): 8:16am On Jul 06, 2013
And what does that explain to me?
Education › Re: 15-yr-old Wins National Mathematics Contest by Funjosh(m): 7:45am On Jul 06, 2013
Thank God that i attend government school coolThank God that i attend government school
Health › Re: Benefits Of Cold Water Showers. by Funjosh(m): 7:23am On Jul 06, 2013
You mean spartans take their bath once in a year :-O
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 9:12am On Jul 04, 2013
infolekan: Don't neeed no medication my son.....your comment is noted.
Grow up.....all those phewww are beyond your age group, leave those to the ladies
Yes mummy/daddy.
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 7:20am On Jul 04, 2013
SamConquer: Okk,Oiyi,obobi no......
Anya.
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 7:18am On Jul 04, 2013
israel007: So plenty otukpo people are here on NL abi?

How about drinks
Apa garden or where?
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 7:12am On Jul 04, 2013
Asorwood: Wen will dos stupid dangote drivers learn 2 slow dwn n wen 2 speed!!
that is the exact point that road is not meant for such high speed fa.
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 7:08am On Jul 04, 2013
infolekan: And here goes the so called "reasonable" comment of the average Nigerian.
Dangote should be sued for what please?manslaughter? Murder?
Majority of the times.....the bikemen are usually at fault with their death defying & award winning riding but the situation changes when they're hit as everyone starts blaming the richer man in the car.
It is painful that a life should be lost so needlessly and that's the what to be expected when the roads are bad and the highway patrols & traffic wardens don't see the need to their work.
Dangote has more truck on the road than any individual it shouldn't be strange that is trucks ar involvd in accidents from time to time considering the numbr of accidents that occur daily on our roads.
this person forget his medication, this road is a single lane road, also at a junction close to the market with a trafic warden stationed you dont just talk when u very far from a scene phewww.
Car Talk › Re: Dangote Truck Kills A Woman In Otukpo, Benue State by Funjosh(m): 7:02am On Jul 04, 2013
[quote author=Onyii.p]May her soul rest in peace.
The recklessness with which these truck drivers use the road is alarming. Having closed the road, they are still speeding on the narrow secretariat road.[/quote]i was in otukpo just finish with my monthly clearance when this accident happened. It was a horible scene i must confess.
Politics › Re: 175 Inmates Escape In Jail-Break In Akure by Funjosh(m): 4:57am On Jul 01, 2013
king of pool: dat's gud news
is ur brother among?
Politics › Re: 175 Inmates Escape In Jail-Break In Akure by Funjosh(m): 4:57am On Jul 01, 2013
Is ur brother among?
king of pool: dat's gud news
NYSC › Re: corp Members Posted To Benue State, Lets Meet Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:42am On Jun 29, 2013
Though u only serve onces, but i think benue state is one of the best state to serve. Am enjoying my stay here.
NYSC › Re: corp Members Posted To Benue State, Lets Meet Here. by Funjosh(m): 4:01am On Jun 23, 2013
NCCF Family house Otukpo welcome you, just hala me @funjosh batch A.
Car Talk › Re: Train And Truck Collide In Lagos by Funjosh(m): 3:49am On Jun 23, 2013
cold: Are you serious? You're going to put the blame on the train? You think a train's brakes are ABS designed? Lmao! A train's brakes are air filled & do not stop on impact but requires a certain distance to come to a complete halt. This is because of the speed,length & weight of the train

A moving train contains energy, known as kinetic energy, which needs to be removed from the train in order to cause it to stop.  The simplest way of doing this is to convert the energy into heat.  The conversion is usually done by applying a contact material to the rotating wheels or to discs attached to the axles.  The material creates friction and converts the kinetic energy into heat.  The wheels slow down and eventually the train stops.  The material used for braking is normally in the form of a block or pad.The vast majority of the world's trains are equipped with braking systems which use compressed air as the force to push blocks on to wheels or pads on to discs.  These systems are known as "air brakes" or "pneumatic brakes".  The compressed air is transmitted along the train through a "brake pipe".  Changing the level of air pressure in the pipe causes a change in the state of the brake on each vehicle.  It can apply the brake, release it or hold it "on" after a partial application.
i like this ur sermon.
Health › Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Funjosh(m): 2:27am On Jun 18, 2013
I just mess now.
NYSC › Corpers In Agatu Local Government Area Of Benue Flee For Their Lives. by Funjosh(op): 5:26am On May 07, 2013
As fulani herdsmen attack some villages (Adane, Okokolo, Akwu, Adagbo, Aila and some other riverrine villages in agatu local government area in benue state, we the corpers have to flee for our lives. Treking with the villagers in farmland close to 5hrs to get to a safer village. Thank God we no corper lost his/her lives.
Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Funjosh(m): 4:21pm On Apr 05, 2013
Funny but true.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Funjosh(m): 6:26am On Apr 03, 2013
Shugamania: Housemates wee!!!
How una dey?



i no pity una at all o.. Wannune camp na helele.
I don relocate to ogun state.

We that camp in wannune what happen to us, pls dont scare them and moreova new official will be on ground including the soldiers agbalagbi go don go bayelsa.
NYSC › Re: corp Members Posted To Benue State, Lets Meet Here. by Funjosh(m): 6:13am On Apr 03, 2013
I Was posted to agatu local government for my ppa, only the town where the lg is got electricity the remaining villages no light, no single tared road. As for network just dont think of MTN, Airtel and Etisalat are ghost but Glo is very available. May God help me
NYSC › Re: Meet Your Platoon Members Here! by Funjosh(m): 6:07am On Apr 03, 2013
Platoon 3 member wannune camp benue state.
NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by Funjosh(m): 9:11am On Mar 21, 2013
Lie!
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Funjosh(m): 6:59pm On Mar 02, 2013
It is benue o.

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