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Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:46pm On Aug 20, 2013
KnightsTemplar: Any activation key given to you here will be invalidated by Microsoft unless it is Genuine, like the other person suggested, ask the person that did the installation 4 u for the product key, on the alternative, u can use an in-built command in Windows 7 to Rearm it, this extends ur activation grace while u look for a Genuine key. U can start from those that sell softwares wink
na wa o, same problem am having with my laptop too, mine is even telling me to activate it that am having 25 days left.
Car Talk › Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by Funjosh(m): 9:36am On Aug 20, 2013
ighoosagie: its less dan 8hrs,
Abj-nassarawa( Lafia) 2hrs,
Lafia-makurdi 45mins,
Makurdu -otikpo 30mins
Propo- enugu (nsuka) 2hrs.

Hw cm it took u 1.5days.
makurdi to otukpo cant be 30 mins lailai.
Car Talk › Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by Funjosh(m): 4:31am On Aug 20, 2013
These are MEN.
Family › Re: Things Men Should Never Do! by Funjosh(m): 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2013
Zemhen 1: This is my own comment on the matter or my own version grin
1. This is Wrong, any man indulging in thing is a total coward ...there are better ways to punish a woman wink
2. Men try and control yourself now .....if you can't help it .....I know it's easier said than done but try and improvise ....point in the same direction and make comments or better still use style and look with the corner of your eye, the the number one method ...you use shades shocked yeap shade cool
3. Haba ....I don't know why guys still do this ....use revise psychology .....let your English speak, let your perfume speak, let your outfit speak and lastly and most important let your body speak (body language )
4. Highest level of childishness, girls if you have a guy that sags, pls give him a red card, that's a boy in disguise .....will I sags something but it's inside my room out of the view of every soul cheesy
5. If you can barb yourself ....why not? huh huh .....economy is bad ....man has to survive oooo But let it look good at least
6. Hmmmm......everybody has his uniques shape and size....I personally don't do skinny, when I have a girl I will allow her wear it as far as there is top covering the a55, my ASSet cheesy .....for the guys wearing skinnies ...it's not good oooo health wise oooo don't endanger the life's of your future children ....the word is enough for the wise
7. Lagos things .... lol .... When you dey come late sha ....come with better, to a peace the gods smiley
8. Ahhhh I totally agree Johr ........I dey shame sometimes for wetin some men dey do.......I personally experience a man sharing a testimony about his wife in labour and he started cry angry I was like what the F? Oga na you push abi na you dey feel pain and the wife was just look at him[ ......I dey suspect say the woman go dey say "God this man don dey cry again "
9. You won't blame them possible reasons are No.2 above, the idiot dey copy those super stars mtcheeew that him age
10. Hmmmm .....at least we say we will call back, did I tell you when, Jesus say his coming back ......are we not still waiting .......why you go dey vex for that one mtschhhheeeeww undecided
11. So so outdated daaaaaahhhhh....you be mc hammer ne ?......abi you be I'll Wayne
12. Seriously? huh That is soo 2001 .....if I see person dey do this one na slap oooo
13. I agree oooo, be a gentleman , who knows a babe might be watch or the pregnant chick might give you her sister grin .....do to others what you want to be done to you .....your wife or sister might be next
14. Super turn off ....be contented .....if she or he was that good you won't leave them .....it might be that your are the problem or you yourself is not that God
15. Guy stop acting gay and leave that mirror, lady watch out for these kind of guys
16. Totally disgusting .....humble yourself take excuse to the toilet or somewhere private.....position it up or down and stop arranging or stretching in public.
17. Totally not fair to the girl .....if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen...... Don't spoil the market for another guy Abeg
18. Not cool at all ....it's only done by dirty guys ......it must be neatly cut
19. It's outschool Johr .....these women will happily put the food back into the fridge .......you either give her the silent treatment or work things out with her
20. Tell her exactly what you want, we Nigerians can pretend ehhhhhh , tell her I want you to be a wh0re in bed, you will start sugar coating it that she's too stiff .

Any questions people
No Sir!
Family › Re: Things Men Should Never Do! by Funjosh(m): 3:00pm On Aug 19, 2013
That no 5 is not for me, i have my own clipper, my hair due for barbing every two weeks and the saloon around me charge #500 per cut when i no be politician mtcheewww. I skin my hair myself.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 1:29pm On Aug 19, 2013
My windows 7 ultimate is warning me that i am having just 26 days left for me to be able to enjoy all windows features that i need to supply key. Please how can i get the key and how to go about it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead (Christ-Revival Church Pastor) by Funjosh(m): 3:24am On Aug 19, 2013
Is he dead?
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:42pm On Aug 16, 2013
dr dams: Syst? Notin conspicous.. Hmm , bt b careful of HDD .. Am nt an Eng.. Sha bt jst saying..
Bt cum o, y wud u plan to hibernate ur sys 4 gud 14day..
the windows is very slow now, so i was planing to reload new windows on it but it will take 2wiks before i can get the bootable disk and the drivers for the system. The last time i shutdown it refuses to load the windows back so am scared of powering of until i was able to get all my files out of it.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 2:25pm On Aug 16, 2013
dr dams: D last tym I checked, I tink it ad effect on my battery lyf, mayb it was jst coincidence sha..(i hibernated it witout booting for 3days- no lite, no fuel)
what was the effect it had on ur system, because am planing to hybernate mine for 2weeks or so.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 9:46am On Aug 16, 2013
Please what effects does continous hybernating have on system?
Culture › Re: Similarities Between Yoruba And Bini (edo) Dancers by Funjosh(m): 5:16am On Aug 14, 2013
Edo and Ondo, both ends with "do"
Crime › Re: Abandoned Police Barracks In Lagos Turns Rapists, Hemp Smokers' Den by Funjosh(m): 4:55am On Aug 14, 2013
If Fashola demolish the house and deport those criminals back to their various states we nairalanders will start different songs of Fashola doesnt build house but destroy it, Fashola didnt allow Nigerian citizens to live wherever they want. SMH
Education › Re: FG Dumps 9-3-4 For 1-6-3-3-4 Educational Structure by Funjosh(m): 11:18am On Aug 09, 2013
The government is sick and need medical attention.
Science/Technology › Re: Snake Strangles Two Boys To Death While Sleeping by Funjosh(m): 4:13am On Aug 07, 2013
It is the work of AYAMATANGA.
Crime › Re: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by Funjosh(m): 4:03am On Aug 07, 2013
I trust naija for that, suicide because of bully no way.
Politics › Re: Pastor Advice Nigerians To "Emulate Ibori" At His Birthday Thanksgiving by Funjosh(m): 12:48pm On Aug 06, 2013
Reading some reports make me want to hate this country but i will not.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 3:28am On Aug 06, 2013
brightk: where are ur files located = on C drive, no partition...do u ve acess 2 anoda laptop = yes. u could make a boot disk on a a usb n boot ur pc wit it. by d way was d model of ur pc? = dell inspirion cos some old pcs dont actually boot from usb..except u wanna get bootable cds
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 6:06am On Aug 05, 2013
deji2009: cheesy yea on first, second and third failure it should auto restart the service or the
computer. @onegig could we advise him to try system restore in safe mode. there is a reg fix for
this problem but i wouldnt advice it because other problems will come up again. if all fails
I am afriad to say, we have to advice @poster to reinstall windows

If system restore fails please try creating another account in control panel
through safe mode then login through that account. if it works through another
account we think about data transfer if any.
thanks to you guys so much, i have tried everything but none work, as onegig earlier said i think its a virus. That meas i have to reintall windows but please i dont want loose my data and files.
Politics › Re: Any State Govt That Ignores Igbos Does So At The Risk Of Its Economy - Suswan by Funjosh(m): 5:09am On Aug 05, 2013
With all the coments of all these fools am reading especialy (igbo, yoruba) i now realse that NIGERIA is not one.
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Funjosh(m): 6:15am On Aug 04, 2013
Saw a number that i dont have flash me 5times, out of anger i went straight to buy airtel 100 with my last naira to blast that person, but as it will happen a cool calm female voice was apologizin dat it was a mix up. That is how it start________
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Funjosh(m): 6:09am On Aug 04, 2013
Castroii: Back then in sch, there was this sweet chic dat came 2 c her frnd in my lodge wit d intention of sleeping over, she waited til 8pm bt her frnd didn't com bak dt nite and she cudn't go home cos there were sound of gunshots outside. When I saw her downstairs she told me evrytin den I told her 2 com over 2 my rm dat I wil stay in a frnd's rm & she agreed. I came bak to my room telling her dt my frnd has a gal in his room if she won't mind me joining her in my own room, she said no problem provided I won't do anytin funny....nice moves.she took her bath, I gave her a wrapper 2 slp wit. I went and bought fried yam/plantain wit pepper as my dinner, as I was eating my eyes caught her oranged shaped br.easts and I needed not to dull. Devil jst entered my head and I rushed 2 d bed with my pepper hands cos she was already sleeping removed d wrapper starte fingering her with my pepper hands, mehn! She woke up wit full force, com see shout, the pepper dn cause wahala 4 her thing den she was crying. I took her 2 d bathroom, tank God dia was enuf cold water which I poured into d region bt stil d pain was much on her. Infact it was a long terrible nite 4 d gal and I really pitied her, bt after evrytin we became best of lovers, even her frnd in my lodge was being jealous cos she visits me often......dt was den bt she is nw married and sometyms I do remind her of dt incident whenever we talk.
guy the devil that work in u dat nite major general kai.
TV/Movies › Re: Beverly Osu Criticised For Sleeping With Angelo On Big Brother Africa by Funjosh(m): 4:39am On Aug 04, 2013
Make all of una go sleep huhMake all of una go sleep
Politics › Re: Massob, Aka-Ikenga Condemn The Deportation Of Igbos From Lagos by Funjosh(m): 2:22am On Aug 02, 2013
touch4mony: was it fashola that built ladikpo market and tread fair,it was a virgin land give to this ppl to do their biz as citizins of nigeria and now that the place is now an economic heart of lagos u now remenber they are not from yoruba land.ikom ppl are still regrating why d igbos left their for lagos.i belive if the fg can give us this onitsha sea port to a 100% functioning capacity all this insult will stop.
onitsha sea port, is their sea or ocean in the east?
Politics › Re: Any State Govt That Ignores Igbos Does So At The Risk Of Its Economy - Suswan by Funjosh(m): 1:21am On Aug 02, 2013
This is a post that shouldnt have gotten to front page at all.
Politics › Re: Any State Govt That Ignores Igbos Does So At The Risk Of Its Economy - Suswan by Funjosh(m): 6:00am On Aug 01, 2013
malele: Wetin they save una be say these fools we have in aso rock no wan put seaport for east.
Anyday seaport enter igbo land, give us only 6years if this ur lagos still fine pass igbo land or generate money more than igbo land, then u know that igbo is a useless tribe.



Why did u choose to runaway from ur GEOGRAPHY class in, seaport in east or igboland? Or if i may ask what class are u self?
Politics › Re: Any State Govt That Ignores Igbos Does So At The Risk Of Its Economy - Suswan by Funjosh(m): 5:58am On Aug 01, 2013
malele: Wetin they save una be say these fools we have in aso rock no wan put seaport for east.
Anyday seaport enter igbo land, give us only 6years if this ur lagos still fine pass igbo land or generate money more than igbo land, then u know that igbo is a useless tribe.

Why did u choose to runaway from ur GEOGRAPHY class in, seaport in east or igboland? Or if i may ask what class are u self?
Politics › Re: Any State Govt That Ignores Igbos Does So At The Risk Of Its Economy - Suswan by Funjosh(m): 5:42am On Aug 01, 2013
malele: >>>Wetin they save una be say these fools we have in aso rock no wan put seaport for east.
Anyday seaport enter igbo land, give us only 6years if this ur lagos still fine pass igbo land or generate money more than igbo land, then u know that igbo is a useless tribe.<<<

seaport for East or Igboland, why did u runaway from your GEOGRAPHY class?
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
onegig: whats your operating system. Seems like a virus attack that is disabling it. Also there is an option for what the system should do if there is a failure. Set it to automatic restart service.
ok i will try that, the OS on my laptop windows 7 professional.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 7:40am On Jul 30, 2013
onegig: as stated in the error. The user service has been stopped and cannot come no automatically. So what do you do? Try logging through safe mode. How to login through safe mode? Hold down the f8 key when you restart the system select safe mode. When it logs u in. Press the two keys i.e windows key plus r next type services.msc press enter key. It would list some services. Go to under where you can find user or user profile or login double click and Set it auto start. Press ok then restart.
i just did that now, i met the user profile in automatic, among d dropdown list i found there were automatic (delay) automatic* enable and disable. I set it back to the automatic but yet its not responding after i restarted the system.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 12:38am On Jul 29, 2013
brightk: i once encountered this same problem wen i was called to fix some systems in a company...google is ur best friend.. i have 4gotten d procedures
i use google and follow the steps online yet the problem still persist, i dont want to format it please.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Funjosh(m): 9:10pm On Jul 28, 2013
My laptop with windows 7 professional cant log on to desktop, it gives me this error message on the blue interface "the user profile service service failed to logon user profile cannot be loaded" please i dont know what to do.

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