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BusinessRe: . by funkmrflexx(op): 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2020
Or11:
You are a criminal. Refund his money.
Oga I can't refund the money because the product is already with me. It's easier to send it his brother but he said he doesn't want to buy.
U don't refund money anyhow in business
Business. by funkmrflexx(op):
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BusinessRe: I Want To Create An Online Store . How Do I Solve The Payment Method by funkmrflexx(op): 9:35pm On Jun 14, 2020
uzohrome:
Get an office, import your products and do a live video with the products stocked in your office and scarter them all over your office, do a live review and put on your site. Drop your office address and make sure to use a company name as in your bank account as an alternative to paystark. Try to build trust first with your audience. They will pay before delivery... Show them the products on your site and on WhatsApp live video. Don't just import like 20 pieces. Get like 300 pieces or 5 thousand pieces scartered everywhere. They will pay immediately. That has been the way am doing it.
Thanks
BusinessI Want To Create An Online Store . How Do I Solve The Payment Method by funkmrflexx(op): 9:02pm On Jun 14, 2020
Nigerians will always say that can’t pay for a product they haven’t seen. I want to use online payment . How do I convince potential customers to make payment on my website when they haven’t seen what they are buying. I’m using paystack for My online payments. But it’s difficult getting people to make payment

How do I overcome this
BusinessHow To Create Opera Mini Advertisement by funkmrflexx(op): 6:33am On Jun 06, 2020
Anyone knows how to create opera advertisements?
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by funkmrflexx(op): 6:38am On May 18, 2020
PositiveDirect:
What manner of girl is that one. So because she no dey eat mango, na why she no fit carry am e.g. for you? Where that kind reasoning come from?
She say me and my mama Don turn her to slave for her to carry mango
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by funkmrflexx(op): 7:15pm On May 17, 2020
Zeeknow3245:
I have seen a similar story and I know how it will end
How did it end?
RomanceWhat Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by funkmrflexx(op): 5:38pm On May 17, 2020
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex Everytime . by funkmrflexx(op): 7:58am On May 01, 2020
Skmoda:
Maybe she aint ready yet...but also she might not be sexually attracted to you.
She says she hardly gets in the mood for sex
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex Everytime . by funkmrflexx(op): 7:55am On May 01, 2020
ExAngel007:
sex kee u there

Is there no better thing to use your time with?
Go and sit down. Can you date a guy without a dick?
RomanceMy Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex Everytime . by funkmrflexx(op): 7:50am On May 01, 2020
My girlfriend is denying me sex. When we first started dating our sex life was great. But in these past few months she always refused sex. She'll give excuses like she's tired, she's not in the mood. Anytime I want to touch, she'll remove my hand from her body,
This started when she came from school. She come to my house from school sometimes. We can stay a whole month without sex. (she can be with me for two months, so I'm sure she's not getting it outside) She won't even be bothered, she's very hard working. She cooks, cleans and a very good wife material. My family loves her.
But the issue now is sex. I can't be in the house with my girlfriend for two months and no sex. I'm not the type of guy that cheats but I'm thinking about it.
What I'll do is I'll stop asking her. Stop touching her in anyway. If kinky hold me. I'll go outside because I don't want to spoil our relationship because of sex

What do you think ?
RomanceHow Important Is Sex In A Relationship by funkmrflexx(op): 7:33am On May 01, 2020
How important is sex in a relationship. Some people say its not important some say it's one of the most important things in a relationship.
How important is it in a relationship
RomanceRe: She Cheated On Me So I Slept With Two Of Her Friends by funkmrflexx(op): 8:39am On Apr 29, 2020
StennyB:
So wrong. The best thing you could have done was to confront her about her cheating and then move on.

Instead you sleep with her friends to prove what exactly?
Anytime I confronted her it was quarrel galore. She accused me of being insecure. Being insensitive.
RomanceShe Cheated On Me So I Slept With Two Of Her Friends by funkmrflexx(op): 8:21am On Apr 29, 2020
I’ve been dating This Girl For Close To six months . At first it was incessant calls from guys and different chats . I confronted her. But she accused of being insecure. That I didn’t trust her. This happens from time to time . So I told myself that I want talk to her about the issue or even check her phone for any reason

So if I was using her phone and a message From a guy popped up goodnight With baby and the likes of it . I didn’t open it. I even allowed her talked to guys on phone in my presence. I didn’t say a word . Until I caught her

I saw a text from a guy about the both of them meeting at his place for hookup(if a girl is not cheating why would you go to another guy’s place)

I didn’t even say anything. So I took two of her best friends phone number and started talking to them on WhatsApp. We we call from time to time and eventually I lashed the two girls on separate occasions . Then I told her about it and she started crying. I didn’t break up with her . I just told her the next time I catch her cheating that I would lash her elder sister. I just continued
with her but my mind is no longer in the relationship because apparently she got other options besides me.

A friend said I was wrong to do something like that . Was I wrong?
RomanceRe: This Is What My Girlfriend Said by funkmrflexx(op): 3:58pm On Apr 21, 2020
Mr100Dollars:
Bro which state is your girlfriend from? is like we are dating same girl. The same phone you mentioned, but nor be me buy for her.
Delta
RomanceThis Is What My Girlfriend Said by funkmrflexx(op): 7:13am On Apr 21, 2020
My girlfriend doesn't have a phone, she gave her the first phone I bought for her to my sister and took my faulty S8(screen problem) I warned her not to give her because I knew the S8 screen problem would be more serious. She refused say she wan use Samsung.

About 3 months later the s8 screen became blank. For about 5 months she's been without a smart phone. So now I want to buy her another phone. She say she want Samsung I say OK. Then coronavirus struck. Head burn.
The money I have I want to use it buy furniture for my new house And the rest to buy foodstuff and hold for hand during this Lockdown . She said if it's possible I should use the money to buy her phone (God forbid). I told her I won't try it.

Then she said something that made me raise my eyebrow.
She said SHE'S THAT DATING ONE BOY DOESN'T HAVE PHONE. AND ONE OF HER FRIEND IN SCHOOL WHO IS A RUNS GIRL CAME BACK WITH IPHONE AFTER HOLIDAY shocked

I was shocked. She no even no l wicked. I dey observe her
That means our relationship is depriving of somethings.

Abi what does she mean?
BusinessHow Much Do I Need To Start This Business by funkmrflexx(op): 6:48am On Apr 20, 2020
I'm looking to start a bet agent business along with PlayStation store. It will also have a spot for match viewing with a bar for those who come in.

How much can I use 2 start this business and If I can't start all of them at once I'm thinking of starting the PlayStation game store

What do you guys think? �
BusinessRe: How Lucrative Is Forex Trading by funkmrflexx(op): 12:16pm On Apr 16, 2020
hidhrhis:
bro their is money in forex for the non greedy ones
What do you mean non greedy ones?
BusinessHow Lucrative Is Forex Trading by funkmrflexx(op): 12:08pm On Apr 16, 2020
I have met a lot of people who say forex is lucrative and there's a lot of money in it when you know how to trade

How lucrative is forex trading?
CrimeRe: Lagos Unrest: Residents Of Agege Form Vigilantes To Protect Their Community by funkmrflexx(m): 6:59am On Apr 13, 2020
A day will come when the poor will have nothing to eat but the rich.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Calls Her Toasters by funkmrflexx(op): 2:28pm On Apr 03, 2020
Paxie55:
Are you the boring type? Maybe you should engage more with her. Know what she likes and what keeps her busy.
Don't be a boring bf.
I'm not a boring guy. I'm fun to be with someone that's not the issue
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Calls Her Toasters by funkmrflexx(op): 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2020
scottyoloye:
Don't mind most ladies out there... always want to eat their cakes n have them.... Don't give her attitudes.. just watch her till she falls into the grave she's digging cos if u continue complaining, she's going to emotionally blackmail you into thinking you're a nag... Your sanity should be of more priority to you.... Why not continue calling your female friends... Live your life bro..
Abi o
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Calls Her Toasters by funkmrflexx(op): 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2020
Paxie55:
She's just your gf. Can't she have her own life anymore? Nawa oo grin
That means calling her toasters?. Why would you call your toaster if you are not interested
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Calls Her Toasters by funkmrflexx(op): 1:50pm On Apr 03, 2020
Seandisputed:
Na wa o
No b small. D matter tire me. I'm just trying not to make an issue out of it
RomanceMy Girlfriend Always Calls Her Toasters by funkmrflexx(op): 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2020
I've been dating my girlfriend for more than a year now. She's in uni . Whenever she comes home she always recieves call from guys who are trying to toast her. Which is normal for a girl. But what she does is she usually call these toasters on her own. They can sometimes talk for about 15 minutes on her credit. This happens every time. I usually use to get calls from different girls from time to time. But I stopped those calls and I don't call them out if respect for her.

Anytime I ask her why would she be calling those guys she will tell me I don't trust her. That she doesn't have anything with them. She even sometimes send them text messages at night which she will delete for me not to see.
She will say they have nothing but she calls them constantly even more than she calls her female friends

I want to put stop to it

What do you guys think
WebmastersRe: I'm Having An Issue With My Php User Registration by funkmrflexx(op): 4:21am On Feb 28, 2020
resosdigital:
Post details of your error or code l
i posted the code please check it out
WebmastersRe: I'm Having An Issue With My Php User Registration by funkmrflexx(op): 4:20am On Feb 28, 2020
ellagabs:
screen shot or paste the error code here Sir
i posted the code please check it out
WebmastersI'm Having An Issue With My Php User Registration by funkmrflexx(op):
I created a user registration system with php. I ran it on my local host and it worked as expected but as soon as I uploaded the website to a hosting account it refused to store user information in my hosting account data base.

I already change d server informations from local host to the database on my hosting account. I need suggestions

below is the code

<?php
session_start();

// variable declaration
$name = "";
$username = "";
$email = "";
$number = "";
$address = "";
$zipcode = "";
$errors = array();
$_SESSION['success'] = "";

// connect to database
$db = mysqli_connect('localhost:3306','prakopwg_goodwill','bugatti','prakopwg_bank');

// REGISTER USER
if (isset($_POST['reg_user'])) {
// receive all input values from the form

$username = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['username']);
$email = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['email']);
$number = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['number']);
$address = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['address']);
$password_1 = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['password_1']);
$password_2 = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['password_2']);

// form validation: ensure that the form is correctly filled

if (empty($username)) { array_push($errors, "Username is required"wink; }
if (empty($email)) { array_push($errors, "Email is required"wink; }
if (empty($number)) { array_push($errors, "Phone Number is required"wink; }
if (empty($address)) { array_push($errors, "Your Address is required"wink; }

if (empty($password_1)) { array_push($errors, "Password is required"wink; }

if ($password_1 != $password_2) {
array_push($errors, "The two passwords do not match"wink;
}

// register user if there are no errors in the form
if (count($errors) == 0) {
$password = md5($password_1);//encrypt the password before saving in the database
$query = "INSERT INTO customer ( name, username, email, number, address, zipcode, password)
VALUES( '$name','$username', '$email', '$number','address', 'zipcode', '$password')";
mysqli_query($db, $query);

$_SESSION['username'] = $username;
$_SESSION['success'] = "You are now logged in";
header('location: index.php');
}

}

// ...

// LOGIN USER
if (isset($_POST['login_user'])) {
$username = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['username']);
$password = mysqli_real_escape_string($db, $_POST['password']);

if (empty($username)) {
array_push($errors, "Username is required"wink;
}
if (empty($password)) {
array_push($errors, "Password is required"wink;
}

if (count($errors) == 0) {
$password = md5($password);
$query = "SELECT * FROM customer WHERE username='$username' AND password='$password'";
$results = mysqli_query($db, $query);

if (mysqli_num_rows($results) == 1) {
$_SESSION['username'] = $username;
$_SESSION['success'] = "You are now logged in";
header('location: index.php');
}else {
array_push($errors, "Wrong username/password combination"wink;
}
}
}

?>





i keep getting these errors


Warning: mysqli_connect(): (HY000/1045): Access denied for user 'prakopwg_goodwill'@'localhost' (using password: YES) in C:\xampp\htdocs\Tor\server.php on line 15

Warning: mysqli_real_escape_string() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli, boolean given in C:\xampp\htdocs\Tor\server.php on line 21
InvestmentRe: I Need Someone To Teach Me Forex by funkmrflexx(op): 10:48am On Jan 31, 2020
dawnomike:
Well, i can teach you... But it has to be in person as i have no time to take online classes for now.
Where is your location?
InvestmentI Need Someone To Teach Me Forex by funkmrflexx(op): 10:18am On Jan 31, 2020
Please I need someone to teach me forex. I dont want to give my money for anyone to invest 4 me.

I want to learn
SportsYou Can Smile To The Bank Everyday When You Bet On The Right Team by funkmrflexx(op): 8:28am On Jan 09, 2020
Are you tired of losing and want your bank account to smile . Then check out [url]betclues.co[/url] To get the best of football Predictions

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