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Events / Re: Ojude-Oba 2013 At Ijebu-Ode (Pictures & Video) by funkybaby(f): 3:16pm On Oct 24, 2013
MEHNNNN. Oam4j, you deserve a KISS for this thread oh kisskisskiss

were KWAM 1 and KSA there to perform LIVE?

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Events / Re: Ojude-Oba 2013 At Ijebu-Ode (Pictures & Video) by funkybaby(f): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2013
wow! Lovely smiley

mehnnn! check out the aso-ebis. ijebu women can baff up sha. kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss

we are the tribe that INTRODUCED THE ASO-EBI CULTURE.

i see my King, the Awujale of Ijebuland representing cool

@OAM4J

are you from ijebu?

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Fashion / Re: Product Reviews: Stop Wasting Money! Beauty Products That Actually Work by funkybaby(f): 2:15pm On Oct 24, 2013
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He has just paid now by funkybaby(f): 2:06pm On Oct 24, 2013
madam ODE! when are you deleting the second thread you created you created on this same issue in the business section?

https://www.nairaland.com/1490878/

it looks like you are on a personal vendetta against this man and there's more to it than the 15k you are nagging about.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He has just paid now by funkybaby(f): 12:10pm On Oct 24, 2013
ewu gambia. shameless woman.

what about the thread you opened here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1490878

wont you delete it too?

i hope no banker or anyone else ever pratonises you again.

go and hawk your goods on the benin-ore express way. that way you get your money even before the clothes leave your hands.

i still find it hard to believe that you went through such length and put the man at a risk of losing his over 15,000 naira. do you know how hard it is to get a job these days?

you copied the Divisional Head of Operations, Divisional Head of Complaints and Head of Human Resource over 15k?

you must be one hell of a troublemaker outside the cyberworld undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He has just paid now by funkybaby(f): 10:47am On Oct 24, 2013
the irony is that this b1tch will wake up every morning, praying to God and asking Him to bless her and also go to church on sunday, asking for favours from God.

and you think God will answer your prayers??

if this is the kind of attitude you have to life, so wonder you are where you are now.

you must be so POOR and a DEADBEAT to use this medium to collect a 15k debt

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He has just paid now by funkybaby(f): 10:11am On Oct 24, 2013
this is wickedness of the highest order.

you do this to a man because of 15,000 naira debt
Family / Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by funkybaby(f): 8:30am On Oct 23, 2013
tsmith: i'd like to be a part of this and can make up the os 14500, however I think the bigger issue is having the opportunity to even pay the fees. So are you saying only online payments are allowed? What about students that may not have internet access? I didn't realise Nigeria has gone that techy!

Pls send me the bank details.

Thanks. God bless you Sis!

I'm also surprised they've gone this techy. What happened to the good ol' days of paying your fees using bankdraft, paying cash at the bursar's office or paying cash/bank transfer into the school's account. This portal ish is long thing jare.

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Travel / Re: Re-entering UK by funkybaby(f): 3:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
enisjsj: thank you for the reply,why do u think it will be very dificullt and moreover shouldnt they respect the fact that i returned back to nigeria without overstaying to consider me another category of visa

you have done nobody but yourself a favour by not overstaying. each application is judged on its own merits and you must meet the set citeria.

there's no harm in 'trying your luck' with the dependant category.

that said, do bear it in mind that it is now VERY difficult to join the British army. not forgetting the fact that they've been downsizing and many soldiers have been made redundant. so do not hang all your hope on joining the army, have a PLAN B.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 3:43pm On Oct 22, 2013
BnBarbie:

Thanks a lot. I just sent u an email. I would b expecting your response 2nyt.

seen. you will get it soon.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 2:32pm On Oct 22, 2013
BnBarbie:

The cover letter should state one's itinerary, budget for travel, any other information that would aid an applicant's visa application.
I stand corrected though, so pls correct me if I'm wrong.
Thanks.

drop your email add. I will send one to you later tonight.
Crime / Re: Enugu, Crime Capital Of Nigeria – Survey by funkybaby(f): 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2013
ilugunboy:
WHAT ARE THE YORUBAS JEALOUS OF IN IBOLAND?


what a question! its a no-brainer! grin

their erosion ravaged land of course. its a sight to behold wink

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Must Not Be Removed by funkybaby(f): 10:44am On Oct 20, 2013
oyb:

she renovated an airport, therefore she is entitled to steal nigeria blind

Yep. That's what the Ibos wants us to accept undecided

The way they are going on about this "renovated airport" reminds me of the excitement kids have while watching "peppa the pig" on TV.

take dat: Ethnic blackmail to whitewash downright sleaze.

GBAM! Shameless lot they are honestly.

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Must Not Be Removed by funkybaby(f): 10:42am On Oct 20, 2013
Prof Corruption: Does she have power to authorize purchase of cars running to $1.6 millions without an approval by the Federal Executive Council?
Can she authorize expenditure to the tune of N255 million without approval by FEC?
Is there a provision for the purchase of these cars in the Ministry of Aviation's budget for 2013 fiscal year?
What do we call extra-budgetary expenditures?
Was there a tender or bid process as itemized in due process of public procurement in Nigeria?
Where was it advertised before Coscharis was chosen for the job?
Is she even entitled to buy a personal car considering the monetisation policy in operational at the moment?

What about the criminal dimension of inflated costs?

When corruption is reported in any government, the onus is on the leader to confront it headlong to prevent entrenching impunity. Obasanjo took the following actions:

1. Fabian Osuji was sacked for corruption related cases.
2.Sunday Afolabi was disgraced and was rumored to have committed suicide when the shame was unbearable for him.
3. Adolphous Wabara was forced to eat the humble pie.
4. Osomo, former housing minister was sacked for corruption related cases, an opening that allowed Mimiko to be appointed a minister.

Yar'Adua asked Grange, former health minister, to resign immediately when allegations of corruption were made against her.

You can't prevent anyone from being corrupt, but when a case of corruption is reported, the onus is on the leader of such administration to act.
This is even beyond Stella Oduah, the case in point is the credibility and integrity of this administration. We are saying Jonathan should even pretend for once that he's fighting corruption? This is a test case for him. It's a complex case of profligacy, criminal abuse of office, conflict of interest and cronyism woven into one disturbing narrative of unbelievable impunity.


PS:
Of course, tons of emotions can be shed on why Yoruba "hate" Igbo or why Igbo are being "persecuted". But did Yoruba force her to acquire such cars?

Very well said !
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 9:23pm On Oct 19, 2013
BnBarbie: Dear Nairalanders,
Please i need your advice.
I want to apply for UK tourist visa next month with my husband and i'm not sure of our chances.
I recently had three different payments in my personal account this month. 200k on oct 2nd, 100k on oct 17th and anoda 100k on oct 18th. All different people. In my salary account, i also had 300k paid on oct 11. I want to know if this can be regarded as bulk sum, as i did not have much savings in both accounts, although there has been outflow. i earn 305,000 monthly after tax has been deducted.
Please i need your advice on how to go about the visa application, as we are gonna tender both our statements.
Your responses would be very much appreciated. Thank you.

You earn a decent salary. 305k after tax.

I won't worry about the three deposits. They are insignificant in my own opinion. Just work on having a decent closing balance as at when you print your bank statement.
Politics / Re: Today Is The 79th Birthday Of Yakubu Gowon. What Do You Remember Him Of ? by funkybaby(f): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2013
A dashing, intelligent, soft spoken gentleman who believed in the unity of Nigeria while he was Head of State.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Nairaland Taught You? by funkybaby(f): 3:31pm On Oct 18, 2013
the meaning of 'Yoruba''.

i honestly thought it was a charming adjective not knowing it's an insult. embarassed angry angry

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Travel / Re: Reason Why Nigerians Were Not Issued 5years USA Visa by funkybaby(f): 1:13pm On Oct 18, 2013
Excellentman: Ghana I heard is 5 or 6 years. Why is our different? And good explaining and if there is any arrangement to increase it.

not true.

first time successful applicants from ghana also get 2years valid visa. Subsequent renewal.. if all goes well... 5years validity.

@OP
i do not understand why you are moaning about being issued an initial 2years US visa - considering the reasonably low application fee?

what will u say about UK's visa system.... first timers, get 6months not forgetting the exorbitant visa fees that comes with each renewal.

what about the schengen countries that issue visas valid for days/weeks
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 5:32pm On Oct 17, 2013
sundyke107:

Good Morning Funkybaby, trust you are doing gr8. How was the Sallah celebration? Please I need your advise on the above.....

Thanks in advance.

I'm doing great. Yourself? Thanks for reposting this. I was struggling to remember your original post. I'm sorry for not responding before now as promised.

Quick questions before I give my opinion:
1)Are you travelling alone?
2) Do you have previous travel history?
3) Are you applying for tourist or family visit visa?
4) What will be your forecasted account balance as at the time you are ready to apply?
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 8:58am On Oct 17, 2013
Deolu_1993: Hey guys do you know any good schools int the Uk that do January intake for engineering courses?this is because a friend got refused visa and would like to start in January not September. He has got good qualifications just that he was refused entry clearance.any advice about uk schools or perhaps other viable alternatives would be appreciated.thanks nlanders

Engineering is quite wide. Which sector does your friend wish to specialise in? I'm not 100 percent sure but I think RGU and some of the scottish universities have january intake.

His best bet is to contact the schools individually and ask them if they admit students in january. He should also check the schools' website...it should contain this info.
Family / Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by funkybaby(f): 5:25pm On Oct 16, 2013
Has the full amount been raised or is the balance still outstanding?
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 8:55am On Oct 15, 2013
ella2136: Wait oooh am invisible in this house or u people don't just wanna talk on my case cheesy

Goodomorning, tea or coffee

Hot chocolate please grin

@ all
So sorry. I will response to questions later this evening.
Family / Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by funkybaby(f): 8:47am On Oct 15, 2013
@ifyalways

Amen. Thanks dear. God will bless you too beyond your own expectations.

@phema
Thanks for donating. May God grant all your heart desires. Amen.

@annoymous
Thanks for your annoymous donation. God will bless you and enlarge your coast . Amen.

@bellong and onegig
Thanks for keeping the thread alive and making contacts with the Uni. God will give you two dumbfounding testimonies. Amen.

@fineboy
Keep your eye on the portal. God bless you. Amen.
Family / Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by funkybaby(f): 5:45am On Oct 14, 2013
^^19,500

@ifyalways
I have sent you an email.
Family / Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by funkybaby(f): 9:50pm On Oct 13, 2013
@ifyalways

Thanks for taking out time to meet the OP.

Do you want the money transferred to you and later to the OP once the portal has been reopened or would you rather prefer its paid out to the OP?

@all
Phema has raised a fair point. What happens to the funds if (God forbid) the portal is not opened? Personally, I think the money should remain with a volunteer (not the OP...prefarably ifyalways if she agrees) and if the portal is not reopened, the funds should be returned back to the donors.

@phema
Please how much are you donating so we all can know what's left to raise. Thanks. Hopefully, someone else will be happy to help the OP with the balance. I understand why you want to remain annoymous. I also hate the fact that I'm revealing how much I'm donating but in this case one is left with little or no choice.
Food / Re: Pictures Of The Best Nigerian Restaurant In London by funkybaby(f): 5:34pm On Oct 12, 2013
What's their address please? Do they have a website? I tried googling.... Nothing came up.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by funkybaby(f): 5:32pm On Oct 12, 2013
girlfio:

If they refuse your application under 320(11) listing aggravating circumstances then you'll need to do one of two things, either produce evidence that proves you did not do it or explain your reasons why the offense was committed. Don't worry too much about the appeal at this stage, focus on building a really good application, if you get refused then you'll know what your dealing with and can then respond appropriately. This process can be long and sometimes painful but it has purpose, the past is the past but remember you are now investing in your future. It will all work out in the end.

Very well said. smiley

@ik.kao
Babe. Relax. Your concern right now should be getting the application right first time. Take your mind off appealing. It's a step at a time.

Besides, are you not supposed to be planning for your wedding ni cheesy no more talk of appeal. angry

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Fashion / Re: HELP!!! Is My Zara A Fake? by funkybaby(f): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2013
Room 1007: so u started a thread cos u got a fake zara bag.. embarassed why not order d original, cant be that hard..i wonder what people that got fake Giuseppe Zanotti shoes will do cheesy..they will design website to announce it undecided

If you have nothing decent/constructive to say to the OP, why not STFU.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by funkybaby(f): 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2013
wild child: sure geh grin grin you sabi better music oo

Abi oh. You sef sabi Berra jam. Chop knuckle grin grin
Fashion / Re: HELP!!! Is My Zara A Fake? by funkybaby(f): 12:11am On Oct 12, 2013
dontgivafuck: I've neva bought a Zara Bag

You have said you've never bought a zara bag before so how do you know/how sure are you that the 'old edition' handbags have such logo?

Zara's basic leather/faux leather shopper bags are always plain with no distinctive outer logo.

The bag is fake. Trust me.
Fashion / Re: HELP!!! Is My Zara A Fake? by funkybaby(f): 11:38pm On Oct 11, 2013
dontgivafuck: not a Zara shop buh from a bag retail shop... They sell other bags too

My dear, it's fake.

I have never seen a zara handbag with that type of logo/stamp on the bag. Especially the 'shopper' style handbag range.

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