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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview: Who Is With Me. Are They Genuine? by funkyglitz: 7:52am On Oct 17, 2015
Got the invite but mine says affiliate marketer on Monday
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Forced To Marry Dead Woman In Ebonyi - Despicable by funkyglitz: 2:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
I was opportuned to serve there and Ebonyians dey beef themselves,there is this segregation and hatred among themselves ad their culture plenty as for co habiting with a man is jxt lyk a norm for them and civilisation is so backward
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice Pls:continue With His Small Business Or Take The New Job by funkyglitz: 4:37pm On Oct 10, 2015
He can actually do both depending on the nature of the "small business" as u said,employ mabi an ssce holder or luk 4 sm1 dat can manage d bizness ad start d oda job ad also do random check up frm tym 2 tym...jxt my opinion

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NYSC / Re: Top 15 Best States For NYSC In Nigeria| Highest Paying States by funkyglitz: 8:35pm On Oct 09, 2015
I disagree with ur list oooo first and foremost d salary scheme differs for normal graduates and health inclined graduates ad Ebonyi state is d highest paid for medical doctors and other health related courses

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Hotel Receptionist For #10,000 by funkyglitz: 4:26pm On Oct 09, 2015
My dear 4get d pay and manage cos u won't remain there 4eva first it will ad 2 ur cv,also no point bein idle stayin @ home plus plenty exposure....u dnt knw who might hlp u ooooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 10:48am On Oct 08, 2015
Not goin cos I kald the numba and d guy said der r in2 consultancy ad a whole lot of stuffs dat doesn't seem interesting to me bsides am in ph ad dnt want to waste my moni ad also dunno anybody in warri
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by funkyglitz: 5:54pm On Oct 06, 2015
For me I tink it depends on the type of job and the responsibility if its an oil company and includes offshore wateva I wil prefer 2 be a fish...lolzzzzzz

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Romance / Story That Touches The Heart by funkyglitz: 5:33am On Oct 06, 2015
This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag
girl
who passed away last month. Her name is
Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her
way to
work at Apapa. She was working with
MTN. She
had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker
who
was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of
them
were true lovers. She spent half of the
day and
most night talking with Emeka on her
phone.
Lola's family knew about their
relationship.
Emeka was very close to Lola's family in
spite of
the tribal differences. (just imagine their
love.)
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told
her
friends:"If I pass away, please bury me
with my
cell phone"She also said the same thing
to her
parents. After her death at LUTH, the
attendants
couldn't carry her body to the mortuary.
A lot
of them tried to do so but couldn't. So
they
went to call a priest in church who had
the gift
of communicating with the dead. He
sprinkled
some salt and water on the body and
started
speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes,
he said:"this girl is missing something".
Then
her friends told them about her intention
to be
buried with her phone. They asked them
to
bring a coffin, and then they opened it
and
placed her phone inside the casket. After
that,
they tried to carry the body which could
now be
moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone
was shocked. A day later which was Lola's
birthday, Emeka came to their house with
gifts
but was so shocked to receive the news.
He
couldn't believe because he still spoke
with Lola
the previous day, He then tried calling
her
phone again in their presence and
behold! It
rang and Lola picked it and they were
chatting.
They called the priest to come and
intervene
and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It
was revealed that MTN is everywhere you
go.
Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm
also
looking for the ediot that composed
this......lolz.
But u like gist sha! See how u
concentrated on
this....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 7:01pm On Oct 05, 2015
Ok tnx
Jobs/Vacancies / Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 7:59am On Oct 05, 2015
Sequel to your job application,you have been shortlisted for an interview on the 9th of october 2015 by 11am @ kitchen 203 warri sapele road(kitchen masters)opp Oando filling station near Hausa quarter Warri
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Makes You Different From Other Applicants? by funkyglitz: 7:07am On Oct 05, 2015
Am not here to argue with u but just my simple candid opinion cos I hv bin in dat position before and all am tryin to say is that wat u described as having done as a quality assurance is not wat the job entails ad am definitely sure u hvnt done dat role anyways lyk I said "is just my opinion" and finally your answers to a question all comes down to the interviewers ,for instance I went 4 an interview ad was asked abt salary pay,ad goin 2ru dis job interview question,I tld dem 2 pay acc 2 der salary structure and the nxt guy dat went was like he stated sm amt, so I didn't mk it den in anoda interview I was asked d same tin,this time I arnd I told dem I would reli lyk 2 earn more dan my last salary...d guy was impressed he was like am the only one that said smth dat odas refuse statin amt...so just stick 2 ur gut durin interviews it hlps
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Makes You Different From Other Applicants? by funkyglitz: 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
Nice one but just note you can't use a word to describe the same word for instance on ur quality assurance example you said something like you were able to maintain the "quality" of 3 softwares
Nairaland / General / Re: Top Five Most Humble Nairalanders by funkyglitz: 8:44pm On Oct 03, 2015
Omo I remove cap 4 una....as many as pips full 4 dis NL u guys can actuali pinpoint d humble ones including those that view without commenting in a forum or its jxt based on active participation #jxt askin #kinda of new hia
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Friend In A Fix. To Take The New Bank Job Or Not? by funkyglitz: 7:55pm On Oct 03, 2015
U have alredi decided wat u want 2 do and secondly if u knew u we're comfortable wif d IT firm y apply 4 d bank job disposing sm1 else of that job opportunity
Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Ethnic Groups And Their Dressing Styles (pictures) by funkyglitz: 7:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
Ndi igbo kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuonu ooooooooooooooooo proudly igbo#nwa afo#

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by funkyglitz: 10:33am On Oct 03, 2015
Plenty certification and some are not necessary

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by funkyglitz: 7:33am On Oct 03, 2015
Pls snd to funkyglitz@gmx.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Human Resource Manager Needed by funkyglitz: 7:22am On Oct 03, 2015
Dude mabi u didn't read well or didn't undastnd d english "per annum" meaning per year divide d salary by 12 u can get d actual monthly pay which is about 100k
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by funkyglitz: 7:01am On Oct 03, 2015
Urgently in need of the gmat question...pls hlp @ funkyglitz@gmx.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wintays Group by funkyglitz: 6:22am On Oct 03, 2015
Got the invite as well....which position did you apply for?
Family / Re: Would You Buy This For Your 14 Year Old Son/daughter? by funkyglitz: 7:28pm On Sep 30, 2015
Evn doe I dey pluck d moni 4m tree 4 my backyard...my pikin go maintain lst position 2rout his/her life 4 mi 2 waste dat kin moni on a 14yrs old child

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Expirence And Advice by funkyglitz: 6:38am On Sep 30, 2015
Hmmmmmm felt sorry 4 her o buh babes of nowadays dey go lyk marry because der frnds don marry or wateva reason dey hv of jumpin in2 marriage ad aftawards dey start lamentin... Cn u imagine? She wz beta off cos wz skulin b4 she got married ad now she is tinkin sucide...anyways marriage get as e be ad 2 al d single ladies out der# look b4 u leap#
Romance / Re: LADIES! What Job Or Profession Of A Man Can Make You Not Date Or Marry Him?? by funkyglitz: 8:21pm On Sep 29, 2015
Sm grls don dey form cos say na NL mk one yankee guy cm now u go see as mouth go change...dis dais na yankee tins dey reign 4 babes 4 my area weda na ghana or cotonu wey dem knw say der bobo dey outside wif efizy weda na common cleaner or drug pusher na u sabi o dey go jxt tag u" hater". Al d same na mata of choice one man food na anoda man poison

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 180k Job Offer (fresh Graduate) Or Paid Master Degree In Canada By Parent? by funkyglitz: 6:25am On Sep 29, 2015
Abeg mk una clear mi...is masters degree an assurance to get a well paid job in nigeria? E be lyk u neva see master degree holder wey stil dey carry envelope dey find job...d best tin strt d job ad do ur masters ONLINE dats killing 2 birds with one stone...Al d best

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Graduate, Can You Work In Restaurant That Pays 80k And Above? by funkyglitz: 11:17am On Sep 28, 2015
If u can't work der paste d email so dat odas can apply ad wrk #see question na#

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Romance / Re: He Claims They Are No More Dating,yet The Lady Calls Like They Are Lovers by funkyglitz: 7:35am On Sep 27, 2015
Babe ur guy knwing ur parents is nt enuf criteria to determine if d guy is true ad bsides its jxt a rship jxt free the guy ad am nt sayin u shuld cheat or anyfin but I blive if the guy is truly urs he wil cm bk ad u r sooooo feelin insecure cos no nid knwin ur bf password and holding his fone cos it tkes more dan that 2 knw if he is sincere
Romance / Re: See What 26 Year Old Woman With 4 Kids From Different Men Expects From A Suitor by funkyglitz: 4:10pm On Sep 26, 2015
Jxt her pix alone says it all she is in for auction sale ad in nid of the highest bidder,marketin all she got #cheap byotch# anyways her life her rules

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancee Is Mentally Unstable by funkyglitz: 5:15am On Sep 22, 2015
Tough call bro buh wait ooo y did ur gf or her parents hide this kin thing from u?No mata hw I look at it..u reli have 2 be kiaful but luv conquers all
Jobs/Vacancies / P by funkyglitz: 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2015
Healthline invite...pls who got this txt. Healthline medical and sales rep.job interviews hold Tues sept 22@ Beverly hill hotel 130 Woji road....

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