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PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Fled To London: Gov Wike by funkyibodude(m): 7:50am On Feb 08, 2016
[quote author=Ajusshi post=42719482][/quote]so how does this relate to the topic about PMB traveling to London huh, all these stewpid APC erats sef undecided
Christianity EtcRe: God Has Ordained Orji Kalu To Speak For The Igbo –prophet by funkyibodude(m): 6:05am On Feb 07, 2016
Lol then your God is high on Oshogbo weed grin, if he really said that
PoliticsRe: Man Beaten By Army Cadets For Complimenting A Female Cadet Recounts His Ordeal by funkyibodude(m): 6:01am On Feb 07, 2016
The guy should fight fire with fire, mark the girl's face and waste her. Since no justice for the vulnerable undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Uchendu & Cynthia's White Wedding Today (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 9:50pm On Feb 06, 2016
She looks scary in the first picture
RomanceIf You Didn't Experience Any Of These As A Kid, Then You Are A Spoilt BRAT!! by funkyibodude(op): 4:07pm On Feb 05, 2016
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...... grin grin

Feel free to add yours
PoliticsRe: No Completed Federal Project In Pdp’s 16 Years Reign – Osinbajo by funkyibodude(m): 3:32pm On Feb 05, 2016
Hmm vice president osibanjo, you are one of the few men I respect in APC, but please don't let APC lying virus infect your sense of reasoning, onitsha owerri expressway is one of PDPs achievement, NDDC countless projects in oil producing states, plus many more...
PoliticsWho's Watching CNN Now!! by funkyibodude(op): 3:18pm On Feb 05, 2016
Our economy is in real mess oo

PoliticsRe: See What A Woman Did To Save Her Child From Fire Outbreak by funkyibodude(m): 6:04am On Feb 05, 2016
Who can love a child more than the mum cry, hit like if you love your mom and share if you hate her
PoliticsRe: A Candid Advice For The Good People Of Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 5:57am On Feb 05, 2016
eyeview:
Very true bro.
Because of those demonic and diabolic things he has established over the state,the Governor has so much confidence that the people can not rise against him.
exactly cool, forgetting that power belongs to God almighty
PoliticsRe: A Candid Advice For The Good People Of Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 11:40pm On Feb 04, 2016
eyeview:
Having carefully watched and considered the level of decadence and bankruptcy which Rochas Okorocha has thrown the state into by his insatiable greed and looting of the state's resources and allocation,one is tempted to state that the people of Imo who are now complaining deserve what they are getting. They were given alternatives at the last election but they decided to stick with the 'Rochas they know'. Now they 'know Rochas'.

I think the good people of Imo should do the following:
1, Let everybody who worked or voted for Rochas at the last election be brought before the market square or town hall every new month and given 24 strokes of the cain. This will be held every month till the end of Rochas tenure in 2019. Atleast,that will equate the level of pain and suffering they have subjected their people to.
2, The good people of Imo state(led by the religious leaders,labour unions and civil societies) should set some days aside for fasting and praying. They should pray that God intervenes in the case of Imo state and deliver them from the effects of the shackles of Rochas. There is nothing God can not do. The Lord killeth,and maketh alive: He bringeth down to the grave,and bringeth up.(1sam2:6)
Ndi Imo,odizi unu na-aka.
too late for that, what Imo state needs is revolution. A repeat of 1996
PoliticsRe: APC Chairman, Oyegun, Denies Seeking Supreme Court Judges Probe by funkyibodude(m): 11:30pm On Feb 04, 2016
Chai, maybe this man is suffering from amnesia
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Attains 5,074MW Electricity Generation For The First Time by funkyibodude(m): 3:52pm On Feb 04, 2016
In as much as I wish for this to happen, but I don't trust APC and their statistics undecided.. A party of lies and propaganda can never be trusted
PoliticsRe: Police Open Fire On Protesting Doctors In Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 1:38pm On Feb 04, 2016
Agbagworo is Responsible for it grin grin
RomanceRe: Guess What He Saw! by funkyibodude(m): 10:35am On Feb 04, 2016
grin Islamic bank
HealthRe: Boy Dying Of Cancer Gets His Last Wish;To See The Insides Of An Aeroplane(photos by funkyibodude(m): 10:23am On Feb 04, 2016
Touching, let them fly him outta Ghana to see other countries lipsrsealed
CareerRe: First Bank Laid Off Their Staff by funkyibodude(m): 10:13am On Feb 04, 2016
Nairasurplus:
It is confirmed that First Bank of Nigeria Plc has sacked all their secretries in all their branches. The reason is that they are of no use to the bank. But why this time? Why were they employed at the first place?
You can confirmed from any First Bank Staff.

Regards
yea it's true my girlfriend was affected. She got to work one morning and saw her disengagement letter on her desk. So sad she was one of the secretaries to the branch manager undecided
TravelRe: The Nigeria Immigration Deports 6 British Citizens by funkyibodude(m): 8:40am On Feb 04, 2016
Caseless:
Nigeria is working!
By deportation huh, when they deport thousands of your citizens from their country
PoliticsRe: WIKE’S VICTORY: Oyegun Calls For Probe Of S-court Judges by funkyibodude(m): 7:54am On Feb 04, 2016
One word for oyegun!, silly undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Is Se And Ss Resistant To Change by funkyibodude(m): 10:44pm On Feb 03, 2016
ozoigbondu:
Because we don't want to be like aregberascal state of pain or become broke like the con man IMO state
don't worry, God is watching RochASS.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Se And Ss Resistant To Change by funkyibodude(m): 10:42pm On Feb 03, 2016
Because your change is FAKE and a huge SCAM undecided
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Upholds Udom And Ikpeazu's Elections by funkyibodude(m): 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2016
emmaliveth10:
Wailers keep [b]wailing!!!
[/b]Haha RIVERS...now AKWA IBOM!
Let's go there Namesake EMMANUEL!
nope wailers keep winning grin
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Upholds Udom And Ikpeazu's Elections by funkyibodude(m):
PDP don show APC that they are learners when it comes to politics grin.. PDP will have the last laugh. APC will disintegrate by 2017 watch it undecided
TravelRe: Bristow Helicopter From Port-Harcourt Goes Missing by funkyibodude(m): 1:00pm On Feb 03, 2016
Which one do we believe huh, missing or crash-landing undecided
PoliticsRe: Airport Official Trying To Extort Money From A Traveler In Lagos Airport (video) by funkyibodude(m): 10:47am On Feb 02, 2016
It's normal thing at Lagos airport undecided
PoliticsRe: Two Ladies Fight Becos Of A Guy While Onlookers Watch & Sang 'fight 4 Love'(pic) by funkyibodude(m): 4:07pm On Feb 01, 2016
Exactly cool

Jokes EtcRe: Guess What Mbaka Told The Jounalist About Buhari Nd Biafra As He Was Parking Out by funkyibodude(m): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2016
Who's that girl on inside the car with him huh Her dressing though
AgricultureRe: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by funkyibodude(m): 12:10pm On Feb 01, 2016
cool cool cool, moving forward!. My prayers is for that useless gov of Imo state to take a cue from other progressive governors in the southeast. Gradually southeast Nigeria would be the economic hub of west Africa.. And as for that useless tartar90, don't care which tribe you are from, but try and get a life tongue
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Unleashes Terror On Borno Village, Kills 85 by funkyibodude(m): 4:01am On Feb 01, 2016
When will it ever end huh
EducationRe: Umezurika Opata Wins $100,000 AU Award (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 4:26pm On Jan 31, 2016
Congrats. Whether igbo, Hausa or Yoruba. What matters is the individual and not the tribe smiley

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