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Education › Re: Why Is JAMB Holding Onto 2019 Results For This Long? by funkyjms: 6:27am On Apr 26, 2019
igolowhite:
jamb never sent me information on the cancellation of my exam in abia state. The exam has been rescheduled and written. I have called all their helplines but their staff on the phones were rude and insensitive. I plead with jamb to listen to our cries and do something about us that did not get the information and are willing to write it.
If this isnt done, does it mean i have to wait for 2020? and the money i borrowed for registration gonehuh
If you're serious about this, tell your parents to get a good lawyer and sue Jamb!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms:
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms:
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 11:10am On Apr 23, 2019
Abdul4trust1:
I have been banned from using the site. Please what is the way out? Thanks
Clear your phone cache or change your browser
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:17pm On Apr 17, 2019
Isomerizm:
How was he overconfident?
He didn't play to win in the first leg. Compare this night performance with the former.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:10pm On Apr 17, 2019
homesteady:
Who knows the dates of both legs?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:09pm On Apr 17, 2019
Ozkar:
Dem go roast Pep for twitter this night grin

I don't understand why doesn't like starting Sane sha.
He gambled the first leg.
It would be easy for me to also say his overconfidence killed him like calculator123 said. However, it was pretty a tough choice to make.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:59pm On Apr 17, 2019
jonsnow92:
Yet some mofos say he's not the greatest until he does it on a cold night in Stoke.

Iranu
in Anfield. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2019
kinibigdeal:
You should be worried
Okay now, no long talk, start training from this evening! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by funkyjms: 10:34pm On Apr 17, 2019
kinibigdeal

Our wish has been granted by fate - a clash!

Please, keep your players safe, if possible sacrifice EPL for this!!
No excuse would be tenable!!

Barcelona at home first, so no that nonsense phrase from you EPL fans [s]"they always fix Barca away first"
[/s]

Let's settle this once and for all!!!!
Politics › Re: Protest Rocks EKEDC Marina, Lagos Over Lack Of Power Supply, Roads Blocked (Pix) by funkyjms: 10:54pm On Apr 16, 2019
onyxo76:
ilesa was disconnected from the national grid a month ago following a bitter protest lasting 2 days by awon boys in the hood who could no longer afford the estimated billings being brought every month. they went to the nepa office beat up everyone and burnt the bills already calculated till the month of June, roads were blocked and there was no movement for 2 days in the town, i was in ilesa for the 2 days of the protest so i witnessed everything live ,it was not funny at all.
The whole ijesa environs were disconnected but later restored ,but ilesa township is still in darkness as i type. The case is in court and the oba of the town had a meeting with IBEDEC officials last thursday with a view of reaching a compromise... we hope for the best sha.
So far it's for estimated billing, I'm 100% in support of it. The same thing happened in my permanent residence 2 months ago, a town not as big as Ilesha; so that's quite commendable from the boiz! Change entails some sacrifices.
Politics › Re: Protest Rocks EKEDC Marina, Lagos Over Lack Of Power Supply, Roads Blocked (Pix) by funkyjms: 7:25pm On Apr 16, 2019
loveli2uall:
As e be for Ilesa Osun state
Really?
Ilesha wey I no dey bother charge my gadgets during service year...
But Oshogbo still serving Ilesha, why should that be...
Family › Re: A Cry For Help. by funkyjms: 10:21pm On Apr 15, 2019
lalasticlala
Fp please
Travel › Re: My Visit To The Ancient Cave Of Ashes... Isarun In Ondo State. (pictures) by funkyjms: 7:14pm On Apr 15, 2019
Bbsharon:
The cave of ashes dated to be as old as 9200BC was discovered in 1922 during a hunting expedition by one of the locals, chief Obele who was later accorded with the rediscovery of the cave. It was a long ride , walk and hurdle that took about 45 minutes to get to the site from the main town, because of the bad roads. Not motorable especially during the rainy season my bike man told me how exorbitant the fares would be if you attempt to visit during the rainy season.


On our way we got to meet one of the locals coming from the farm who led us to the cave point. Which was a good on as he made us know some rules about the rock and it’s environs. One which is no one is allowed to pass through the entrance in and no fruits must be picked nor animal killed around the cave.

Picture A : Fallen tree along the way.

Picture B : The rock from afar.

https://www.demitalks.com/2019/04/15/my-visit-to-the-historical-cave-of-ashes-isaruniho-eleru/
You mean you can't enter the cave?
Why should I visit when I can't enter?
Crime › Re: Jessy Gold: Police Officers Involved In Shooting Arrested by funkyjms: 11:48am On Apr 14, 2019
I don't believe this news. It's either the bloggers are lying or these detainees were just paraded as the culprits!
Health › Re: Pregnant Woman Beaten By Nurse In Calabar (Photos) by funkyjms: 6:03am On Apr 14, 2019
PopeFlatino:
When I tell una say bet9ja na scam,.make una believe me embarassed

This away team that won convincingly today was given 5.45 odd in predictz and other bet Sites,I was even surprised considering their good form,I capitalized immediately...but as I staked it #6k yesterday ahead of the match time today....it disappeared from bet9ja list cry

Coming today to check for it before the match,I realized that bet9ja has blocked uploading the matches from Jordan leagues today sad

Now see the result embarassed beware of this bet of a thing,they don't want u to win at all
Yes, I can confirm what you said. Although, in my case, it was blocked before I could finish "cooking."
When I saw the odd, I had to rub my face with the white handkerchief that "Baba" gave me because I thought Alabi jazz was making me see double. grin
Bet9ja craze aswear!
Hope den refund you since you staked it?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 1:15pm On Apr 12, 2019
CoIdplay:
Please expert advice needed here Lhimeet B946SCARAACSTR-628161
For me, I will cashout after Tottenham game.
Romance › Re: Two Lovers Caught Inside Swimming Pool. See Reactions by funkyjms: 8:45pm On Apr 11, 2019
Breakingfamous:

Nairaland doesn't support Twitter or Instagram videos.
Only YouTube. It needs to be upgraded to support such
Yes, on your phone!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:29pm On Apr 10, 2019
I just dey laugh...gringrin
Barca won yet fans still not happy...
Dang! Standard fecking high!!

If United had been the team that got the scrappy win, sure they and their media would bombard the space!!


ManU no follow abeg!
We no be mate!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by funkyjms: 11:07pm On Apr 10, 2019
kinibigdeal:
Barcelona will be forced to defend against Liverpool. The fear of Mane, Salah and Firmino in Europe is huge. Don't forget, Real Madrid was unable to attack Liverpool until when Ramos tactically injured Salah. It will be an open game, but interesting
Just read all your tonight's posts... T you no serious! grin grin
Sports › Re: Tanzania Vs Nigeria: Africa U-17 Cup Of Nations, Sunday 14th At 2pm by funkyjms: 7:03pm On Apr 09, 2019
JasonScoolari:
MRI will surely detect some over aged players especially from the WA countries.

Good luck to the Golden Eaglets.

My favorites team for the tournament are the Morroccans and Nigerians.
It has knocked out our goalie and few players already.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 8:28am On Apr 06, 2019
Z5W7KW3C

I'm positive if you create 2 tickets from this selections and stake N500 each, one gast click!
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Greenluck famz!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2019
tesppidd:
seriously?

keeper would have saved that ball?

go watch again.

the keeper had no chance!
Had same argument at ball house yesterday. Lotta people didn't have a clear view of the goal.
Ball would've entered the net before the goalie get there. If at all, he got there, I'm sure it'd have been saved inside the net.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:03pm On Apr 01, 2019
IKON360:
the Umtiti problem started when he had an injury towards the end of last season, [b]instead of him to relax and heal properly, he went to the world cup with that injury and played virtually all the matches of France, [/b]worsening the injury. He has also refused surgery so all these plus how much Lenglet is improving is to his detriment. But I still dont want him to go...
I don't think any player would "relax" for the world. If permitted, an injured player will love to be there, even if it's just to get listed, save when the injury is manageable.
Your points are valid though.
Education › Re: Thread For 2019 JAMB Mock Exam by funkyjms: 7:27pm On Mar 31, 2019
laosy:
Jamb would ask them if they want to take jamb while registering, if she choose yes then jamb must have send her the exam venue and time on the Gmail she registered with, but if she choose no, then there is no way she can take the mock exam...but she can go for cbt practice to understand how jamb exams her...where do you live cuz I have a friend that do cbt practice
bizhop01:
Your daughter didn't want to participate, because they must asked her if she will like to write mock during registration.
Actually, that the candidate indicated to participate in the mock isn't a guarantee that he/she would be selected. Jamb randomly selects for mock.
My candidates were unlucky!
Travel › Re: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by funkyjms: 1:38pm On Mar 25, 2019
ibrahimovic303:
Here is a refused application I stumbled on from a Twitter user...I want the serious people to read this carefully and learn from the mistakes of others, that’s how smart people behave!!


PS: I need comments too
Wow...
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 1:27am On Mar 23, 2019
chewbacca Chiefheywhy MrJames007
See wetin your people do me ooo undecided undecided


90th minute, Japan U23 were leading Macau U23 with 7 nill scoreline, I opened the "event radar" when I saw 5 minutes extra time and Japan to score 8th goal at 17 odd, Macau at 34 and I picked Japan to score... Normally when it's at the tail of the game, the odd rises though still fluctuates depending on the team attacking and I was like the odd is understandable. In fact, just risked it 'cause I've lost U5.5 bet(staked around 30th minutes) on the game initially.
95th minutes, Japan score!

Only to login to see the idiot people don use sledge hammer on my money. They actually reset the odd, on my already green ticket, from 17 down to 2.4. Who does that? huh

I know they are covered by their "Terms and conditions" like they pointed out but this is unjustified! How would I have know it's an inplay glitch like they are insinuating? In fact, I wouldn't have place the bet at the 2.4 odd and I wouldn't have make some bet after that game.

I know bet9ja won't do that. I remember one Tennis game Chewbacca dropped sometime ago, the event has passed but was still featured! Glitch or no glitch, money was settled with no reversal.

In fact, the two messages they sent to me with respect to the bet is contradictory!!

I will tweet their as_s on twitter... Pure crap!!
Now, account is red... cry cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 6:11am On Mar 18, 2019
Debroslink:
Guys guys guys...

If you didn't see Messi's 3rd goal, buy data and watch from YouTube. Make sure it's 1080p quality.

Betis fans are applauding
Just watched...

Nice goal...nice goal...calmly executed!
Cool finish from Suarez too... singlehandedly took out three defenders...that's how a striker should be!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 10:48am On Mar 17, 2019
toomush:
This game fit enter?

B936SRWEZCPETZ-528084


Todays game

B938SRWQEPRCCT-5280846
I dey always feel your game. smiley
E go click!
Education › Re: 2 Amazing Riddles To Confuse Your Brain. by funkyjms: 8:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
Two legs please!
We no dey use bed wey get leg again, we don upgrade!! sad
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 9:41am On Mar 16, 2019
Australian fixing!
Guess dude mistakenly score a penalty, had to retake the penalty just to miss!grin
Over 5.5 wey I don already cashout

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 11:08pm On Mar 15, 2019
chewbacca:
in-play tip:

Montez/Westby to win @ 5.00 odds
Wooooon!!

I nearly cash out at a point grin

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