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PoliticsRe: My Little Visit To Okorocha's Township Pri Sch (under Rehabilitation) With Pics by Funkymallam(m): 6:44pm On Apr 30, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]lwkmd cheesy[/quote]Y laff wan take kill u na?
Are u allergic to development? sad
Technology MarketRe: The price list of all Nokia phone by Funkymallam(m): 2:11pm On Apr 30, 2012
Rachel wang: No, too low
Sowiii, i meant 250Usd
Technology MarketRe: The price list of all Nokia phone by Funkymallam(m): 12:55pm On Apr 30, 2012
60USD? I laff in Chinese. cheesy

get me a real N8 for 25usd and get ur cash.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Ministry Of Finance In Jalingo, Taraba State by Funkymallam(m): 11:37am On Apr 30, 2012
Another one just hit Adamawa and rumour of another in Gombe.

What is this country turning into?
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Educated In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 11:29am On Apr 30, 2012
Jamesqu: Yaya Maigida,

I really don't see the need for name calling. We are just trying to have a civil converstaion. I could be wrong but just try to make your point.

That aside, I am impressed by your link which just goes to underline my point.

The link states 123,865 applications CAME FROM IMO STATE....what does that imply. Let's think...does that translate into indigene?

Statistically, most of the states ranked highest, rank in the second 1/3 of population figures except Oyo. Others ranked above them are mostly northern states where literacy is low. This could buttress your own point only that this would majorly b an assumption/educated guess.

As the data and information doesn't specifically say the 123k applicants are indegene of IMO, you cannot infer thus. You will not be able to quote this in an academic thesis.

AM JUST SAYING!
I dnt call names pls. If calling u a young man equates nsmes calling to u, then am truely sorry about it, cus i mean no harm.

As for d common sense, i mean, if its is by state of examination and not state of origin, lagos should come tops and maybe closely followed by kano state, cus u tend to have more exam centres in these states compared to imo or delta, thats s just a fraction of lagos population.

They dont need to spoonfeed us or spell out eveything b4 we can get them.

Hope u understand.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Consults With Tinubu, Fashola, Akiolu Behind Closed Doors by Funkymallam(m): 10:55am On Apr 30, 2012
Nigerians are being played!

Same same as my chinese frnd would say. sad
PoliticsRe: Diezani Team Goes On NL Assault - Launches >50 Ids In 1 Day! by Funkymallam(m): 10:34am On Apr 30, 2012
Op. U badt gan cheesy
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole: It Was An Assassination Attempt by Funkymallam(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2012
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Educated In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 10:06am On Apr 30, 2012
Jamesqu: Oh, I see the confusion.

The stats show people who SAT the exam in IMO state not people of IMO state origin.

You can check the dailies again....kindly confirm!

JUST SAYING!
Young man, u want to tell me that more ppl applied for jamb in imo state, delta state, anambra state than Lagos state?

Do u knw d population of lagos alone is lyk d above 3 states listed above? Common sense in not really common.

Help urself with d link below, gudday.

http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/03/jamb-utme-2012-result-statistics-904-score-above-270.html
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Educated In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 9:49am On Apr 30, 2012
alj harem: smiley

Bro, in Nigeria state of origin can be changed as you like. How many SEerners have I seen claiming to be from Delta or Edo ?

How many SWerner claiming to be indigenes in Kwara or Niger state. It is a petty difficult thing to assess. As a poster rightly said, some many SW claim to be hausa or Nupe so as to get scholarships in ABU. Thus they have changed their state of origin haven't they ?
Bros, i get ur drift but it is more rampant among the yorubas n some Igbos forming northerners to gain admission here in d north and not d other way round.
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Educated In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 9:46am On Apr 30, 2012
Jamesqu: Mallam yaya,

I think the stats from WAEC/JAMB only indicate state numbers. It doesn't go futher to show the composition of these numbers as it were i.e. originn of each student.

For example, IMO xx,Bleep, for all you know in this number attributed to IMO there will be percentages from other states.

Surely, all of them cannot be IMO indigenes! So if only we could get to the foundation of these data can we actually decipher wherein lies the most educated state.

AM JUST SAYING!
U are still not getting it are u?
U mean ppl that apply for jamb with Imo as state of origin are not Imolites?
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Educated In Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 9:25am On Apr 30, 2012
alj harem: Are you minding them

It does not even matter what zone is schooling in another. the stats speak for itself. If I an an indigene of Cross river school in Kogi, would my stats go to Cross river or Kogi ?

Of course it goes to Kogi, thus there is no real correct way of determining, though you can tell from the universities in their respective states
Why mixing up things?
If u are using jamb or waec statistics, it does not change ur state of origin which is what they use in their statistics, ur place of writing and schooling does not really come into those stats.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Bayero University In Kano by Funkymallam(m): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2012
This is true oooo
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Naira ; We Are Brothers We Need To Talk by Funkymallam(m): 8:59pm On Apr 28, 2012
Aboki na @ it again grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Is The Leader Of Boko Haram Driving Freely Around Kano, Borno & Yobe? by Funkymallam(m): 8:15pm On Apr 28, 2012
U mean Imam Shekau?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 28th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:57pm On Apr 28, 2012
[quote author=Kay-Dee]haha

Wigan 4- 0 Nu'castle cheesy cheesy #smokinghotwigan[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 28th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:55pm On Apr 28, 2012
[quote author=Kay-Dee]haha

Wigan 4- 0 Nu'castle cheesy cheesy #smokinghotwigan[/quote]Dats akpako knacking grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 28th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2012
Where is mukiiii na? sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 28th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2012
Mukiiiiiiii cheesy

EducationRe: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by Funkymallam(m): 8:07am On Apr 28, 2012
This thread brings back sweet memories.

Though i attended mission owed schools but it was still fun.

Remember a day during my pri sch days, i was sent home for not paying my fees on time and i rufused to go to sch d nxt day, even when my dad promised to come n pay, when the noticed i was not going to agree, he gave me d money n then we used to pay d fee @ a bank.
When i got to d bank wit my sch teller n d cash, d cashier was just looking @ me cus my head could not even see over d counter. Lol
EducationRe: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by Funkymallam(m): 7:57am On Apr 28, 2012
dayokanu: I remember that wella.

When i got to my public secondary school my dad would give me 1Naira per day for lunch. I saved 50k per day on the 3rd day I had N1.50k on me and I felt like I was Dangote rich.

I just went to the vendor and bought guardian newspaper for N1.50 with my savings

It was in Secondary school that I first bought food, I remember when I first went to buy fufu and told the woman to sell me soup, I didnt know soup came complimentary with the fufu

I remember one boy Taiwo Amusan who would buy "Egbo" (boiled maize) 90k Ewa 10k for lunch
cant stop grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Landmark University In Pictures by Funkymallam(m): 5:15pm On Apr 27, 2012
Good one.

1. Convenant University, Otta.
2. Landmark University, Kwara.
3. New Kings University, Abj.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tito Vilanova Replaces Pep Guardiola As Barcelona Coach by Funkymallam(m): 1:59pm On Apr 27, 2012
Chelsea don give Pep run cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 1:30pm On Apr 26, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth]What if Thisday was really objective in reporting the oil subsidygate and pensiongate and on the verge of publishing top secret information ? This is naija bros where everything is possible.it doesnt make any sense blaming every bomb blast on boko haram even when it was committed by politicians.[/quote]+100
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 1:20pm On Apr 26, 2012
gulfer: That tells you the level we have fallen to. any opportunity to make the looters pay, the masses embrace it (including the Police)
Is the media now part of the 'looters' that should pay? huh
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 1:14pm On Apr 26, 2012
And Nigerians are looting... angry

where is our diginity? huh

http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMy3JkLUrNr8%26sns%3Dtw&sns=tw&v=My3JkLUrNr8&gl=US
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 12:44pm On Apr 26, 2012
alj harem: exactly, after all these dayz. Abokina na gode
Kai! Abokina... After these days?

U knw me na, am not a blind supporter. The truth needs to b told, he needs all the balls he can get nw. Mayb i will lend him 'mine' too cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by Funkymallam(m): 12:38pm On Apr 26, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]what evidence do you have to show us that it was terrorist attack? What if it was an act of sabotage carried out internally? Skunk![/quote]Bro, the conspiracy theory is really working out and they have succeeded in planting that seed into ppl's mind.

The more u try to educate these folks the worst it becomes cus u are now dambled into dat funny equation.

In as much as we knw that these men r trying to make d government look silly, GEJ have to also help himself by raising the bar.

Enuff said.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich (2 - 1 ) On 25th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2012
[quote author=treasure_mi]se na rugby madrid dey play ni? Why dis up ball na[/quote]Bros. E dey hot oooo cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich (2 - 1 ) On 25th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:08pm On Apr 25, 2012
mukina2: boateng's header cleared by khedira . .
Mukiiiiiiiiiii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich (2 - 1 ) On 25th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:07pm On Apr 25, 2012
Hala Madrid!


Madrid 4 Bayern 2

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