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PoliticsRe: GEJ Will Hand Over To Igbo – Ezeife (Fmr Gov Of Anambra) by Funkymallam(m): 10:19am On Apr 15, 2012
ogugua88: The day we stop using tribes in our diction is the day Nigeria will progress. He'll hand over to an Igbo. As an Igbo, I'm asking: who cares? If he's not competent, if he hasn't the track record, or if he hasn't the qualities, then I'm not at all interested. Cave men.
My dear, its unfortunate but this is Nigeria, tribalism will always be an issue. But when faced with such we need to go for d best in that region.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Will Hand Over To Igbo – Ezeife (Fmr Gov Of Anambra) by Funkymallam(m): 10:17am On Apr 15, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Your take is a bright one. Personally, I will want a situation where GEJ would be allowed to continue. Dont get me wrong, I still maintain my stand that he is not too fit for the job going by his low perfomance and all that. Politics should be about stability first, whithout which, there wont be any meaningful development. That said.

About south east, the best bet is Rochas going by his level of acceptability across the horizons. Ken Nnamani is another brilliant candidate, we cross paths politically, after his wonderful role in killing OBJ's third term. His articulation and sagacity is in tripple A ratings. Either, why dont the south east get behind a single leader? The likes of Orji Kalu should qualify for that job, due to his exposure and experience.[/quote]U quite have a strong point there but i dnt really trust Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu, would rather go with Rochas or Nnamani.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Sporting Gijon (3 - 1) On 14th April 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:54pm On Apr 14, 2012
Hala madrid!
RomanceRe: Whoz Dat Chick/guy On NL You've Been Secretly Admiring? by Funkymallam(m): 3:00pm On Apr 14, 2012
Ogugua
Freecocoawink
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Funkymallam(m): 11:15pm On Apr 13, 2012
odumchi: Next one na Mrs Chima aka the original iron lady. o'boy, if you see the way she dey destroy men for romance section you no go near am again. Me sef, I no wan die for am hand. lmaoo grin grin
Gan gan.. The coming of d iron woman cheesy cheesy

@Op. Am really prayung for u o grin
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Funkymallam(m): 11:13pm On Apr 13, 2012
odumchi: This na my brothers OAMJ4 and Jarus where dem dey pose for photo.

But e be like say dem no dey laugh, moderaton na serious job! Lmao! grin cheesy
One with highway to the easr and d other with gr8 contour. This one na geographical features on ppls head grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Funkymallam(m): 11:11pm On Apr 13, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_bobbybrownoh.png [size=14pt]wow ! . .i never knew Mrs Chima was an iron bender and a bone crusher . .she dey even use one hand burst pipu skull anyhow . . . Choi !!!![/size]https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_tajgibson.png
kai grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Funkymallam(m): 7:52pm On Apr 13, 2012
alj harem: Abokina, yaya labari ?
Ina nan lafiya. Ba wani labari...
Yaya aiki da jin dadi? cheesy
PoliticsThe North Many Southerners Dont Know. by Funkymallam(op): 7:18pm On Apr 13, 2012
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Funkymallam(m): 12:53pm On Apr 13, 2012
Guy u r gud, cant stop laffing.
I think d politics and romance section have some interesting characters.

But u finish alj harem sha. grin grin
SportsRe: Super Eagles Vs Egypt (2 - 3) On Thursday April 12th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 5:27pm On Apr 12, 2012
Draw game. 2 - 2.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Clean Nokia N8 For Quick Grab. by Funkymallam(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2012
Pls, can u post d pix?
PoliticsRe: Musiwa:Mid West Have 2State 0zone,Middlebelt 8 state 1zone,East 9state 2zone Why by Funkymallam(m): 11:51am On Apr 12, 2012
Cant stop grin grin grin grin grin

Dude is a clown cheesy
PoliticsRe: We Have Ministry For Women Affairs, Where Is The Ministry For Men Affairs?????? by Funkymallam(m): 11:39am On Apr 12, 2012
OYINBOGOJU: [/b]

Very good question that require very simple answer

1, Ministry of women affairs was created so that Mrs. Jonathan will have legitimate means to siphon our money legally.
e.g I remember few month ago when i read about how 5biilion naira was allocated for her to furnish her office,even Julius berger wouldn"t have inflated that cost like that.

2, Mr, Jonathan is in-charge of Ministry of Mens affair but the only thing is that their own way is not lagalize. The ministry of Mens affair is nicknamed THE CABALS they decide what goes around in the Aso rock. forget those legislators they are only figure head and if you think otherwise tell me their job.

What more can i say than the truth.

I read am for book and i also see some myself.

What a pity that our government has never gat anything right in this country and i don"t think they will.
And to u GEJ created the ministry of women affairs abi?
Also, Dame Jonathan is d minister abi?

Clap for urself, u just won d stupidity award for d day...

Nxt...
PoliticsAway From The Brink - W F Kumuyi by Funkymallam(op): 9:07am On Apr 12, 2012
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=82856%3Akumuyi-away-from-the-brink&catid=38%3Acolumnists&Itemid=615
PoliticsRe: Picture Of President GEJ With Students Of The New Almajiri School In Sokoto by Funkymallam(m): 8:52pm On Apr 11, 2012
Gud one GEJ... Those kids deserve it.
PoliticsRe: Election Of The Aare Ona Kakanfo Leader Of NL Yorubas Declared NULL & VOID by Funkymallam(m): 10:11am On Apr 11, 2012
Where is seanate? He has been missing in action for sometime nw.
I hearby nominate Eko Ile and Dayokanu... Internet warriors cheesy
PoliticsRe: Oppressed/Molested By Nigerian Police? Share Your Story Here by Funkymallam(m): 5:04pm On Apr 10, 2012
dabrake: Yes oh. Make I talk my own. I get 2 tori but this one dey come my mind anytime I hear the 6-lettered word p.o.l.i.c.e.



I hated going to church. Infact I had not gone to church since I gained admission and I insulted most MOG and my church-going friends/colleagues. It was on a friday, october 1st, 2010. Was in my 2nd semester of my 2nd year as an undergraduate. I decided to reach boys hostel(our boys hostel is off camp and I also base off camp) to get my already charged reading lamp and study. See yawah oh. Na about some minutes to 11pm and me jst put indomie 4 fire come dey go hostel wey be like 600m away. I dey waka my own, 3 other guys dey the other side of d road dey smoke(dat one no concern me). Like 2mins later, one pick up begin dey race down. . . 'Hold them, hold them, hold them'. As these 3 guys run, me kukuma join them dey follow them. By my calculation, dem go enta bush but e no occur 2 me sey na dia area be that. I enta bush and in no time, only Baba J sabi where these 3 guys disappear go hide but these police fools sabi say person enta bush(me). Na so dem come back, stand for my front. The next thing I go hear na "shoot the animal". My mum dey sss so I dey used to the intimidatiom. My belief be say bullet no dey the gun. Omo, as one of the MIB(men in black) co.c.k the gun, I sharp sharp grab say bullet dey am 'cos if dem co.c.k gun wey bullet (no) dey, I go sabi. Omo, I fear oh. As I c.om.e see moonlight reflect d gun, d gun dey point my face, see fear. I jst use speed push the gun up. As the gun dey move up, the thing sound .







The thing hot. I begin grow goose pimples, my leg dey shake, I co.m.e piss 4 trouser. Wetin vex me 4 that piss be say I been jst piss correct piss and the piss wey I piss for trouser na piss wey I for piss the next day. My voice begin dey tremble. . . "yes! That is the criminal. . . Where is the gun? . . . Where is the iegbo?". I started begging them. Chei! I neva beg like that before 4 my life. I don already see myself 4 hell. I been wan repent there but fear nor gree me. I tell them ma full name, my dept., matric number, my hod name, my dept'al presido name, all my lecturers name, . . . Dem search me, sit me down for middle of road, eagle-spread my leg like common criminal with piss trouser. Dem go back that bush dey find gun and iegbo(which gun again). Na so one of them talk say make dem kill me say dem nor fit go empty handed. Your father yansh! I hold d gun dey beg them say na hostel I dey go say na read I been dey read. "leave this gun now. I go damage your face oh". for my mind, I dey tell am say "re-structure my face instead. This bullet no go touch me". After them don search me finish. One of them co.me tell me say make I open my bag. Na 2 advanced engineering maths textbook(ka stroud & hk dass) with one notebook there. My guy co.me open d note like say him sabi anything there. As my guy see wicked maths wey I don solve, him co.me tell d remaining 3 guys "leave the lunatic". Dem co.me drive comot.





I was still on the ground with my legs spread with disbelief. I got up, sprinted home. Wasn't interested in reading that night. As I reached home, I touched the flowers, walls, doors just to be sure I was still alive. I couldn't believe it. Indomie sef don burn(who cares?). I just 'shut down' the stove, wash the pot, took my bath, washed the already dirty smelling trouser. It was already few mins to 12am. Went back to sleep.






2 days later, I found myself in a church . . .
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 8:37pm On Apr 09, 2012
tomietush: @freecoco aπϑ -dugbo abi wetin be una name, Ŋα̲̅ MΣ tok say make yhu no get  Fø̲̣̣я̅ bb ni? Nokia 3310 don master yhur hand. Mtcheeeew
BB guy, u don arrive b dat o cheesy
otondo lyk u... grin
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 6:13pm On Apr 09, 2012
freecocoa: grin grin,ina da lafiya fah tongue.
na ji... cheesy
yaya ki ke?
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 6:04pm On Apr 09, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]^^
my friends are at it again!! Thank God for the peace betw coco and cugre! The ambience of the thread is back....
ID, it's not that I didn't check for you o. I know you are doing ok cos I saw you gallivanting on various threads. You have your space in my heart. Don't ever doubt that o...
@coco, id and mash
I'm working on d blog. I think it'l be better to continue from there. Abi?
Thanks guys. This marriage keeps getting stronger....


@all
I want to address the issue of copyright that everybody is talking about. I posted this online, knowing anyone could have access to it. It is however for reading purposes only. Not to be sold or made into campus magazines by those elements who silently read and leave without even commenting.
Read up on copyright laws, people. The fact that it's online notwithstanding, it still remains my intellectual property and anybody who uses it to make gain of any sort is dabbling into the illegal. I researched on copyright when I started this.

I want to do something I love, which is to write. It's not like I don't need the dough that can be made from this but it's more important that I hone my skill. Money will surely come with time....
But from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all the love, concern and support. I really appreciate![/quote]Good u are taking the advice, yeah u might b doing what u luv but nobody said u cant still protect it and make some cool cash frm it.

Let it continue....
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 5:41pm On Apr 09, 2012
freecocoa: Paddy you sure say flashing go solve him phone wahal?I doubt o,e better make him sell the phone use the money buy charger. Oboy you don hear am na.
Gaskiya ba ki da lafiya. Lol
e sia charger? grin grin
RomanceRe: Freecocoa Is No Longer My Enemy On NL- Cugresources DeclarsToday by Funkymallam(m): 2:51pm On Apr 09, 2012
cugresources: Because of his kind of job, talking of my boss, threatening people has become part of him, and again I and his doctor are working on making him reduce his intake of white substances. his address is no secret, people know him too well and many here must have visited there once or twice for one thing or the other, so don't let that border you guys. Dr. Koka
White stuff? Really, i c where ur problem is....
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Visits Oshiomhole, Keeps Reporters Guessing On Mission by Funkymallam(m): 9:46am On Apr 09, 2012
Baba na baba, always making deals.
Watch Oshiomohle win d election on ACN platform and then defect to PDP grin cheesy

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