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PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 4:15pm On Jan 28, 2012
bloodless:
Lol so one of the richest countries in the world(per capita) and strongest country in the world has 22 aides for the first lady, Nigeria one of the poorest countries in the world(per capita) amounting to less than 8% of the US, has 24 aides for it's first lady,

YES THaT MaKES SENSE!
Nxt time try to read b4 u comment and not dance around in d market.
Is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ) ur first lady? huh
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2012
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Grow up and stop ranting. Y wont u compare Nigeria with US when u guys always use dem as a developed benchmark.

Moreover, i have not even mentioned Patience Jonathan here, d topic reads GEJ and not DPJ
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2012
^
Grow up and stop ranting. Y wont u compare Nigeria with US when u guys always use dem as a developed benchmark.

Moreover, i have not even mentioned Patience Jonathan here, d topic reads GEJ and not DPJ
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2012
Kobojunkie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Lady_of_the_United_States


Ignorance is not bliss . . . . now is anyone of you can show me this equivalence of this in the Nigerian system, I would be glad to accept that the two can be compared in some way.
Kobojunkie:
Again, it does not have to be constitutional. There are reasons why the wife of the President of the US/Any other woman named to the position acts in the manner you see. There are traditions linked to that position that the Nation has come to accept and keep. Nigeria as a country does not have such traditions. And you certainly do not create them overnight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Lady_of_the_United_States

Ignorance is not bliss . . . .  now is anyone of you can show me this equivalence of this in the Nigerian system, I would be glad to accept that the two can be compared in some way.
U are terrible for using wiki as a reliable link. I can go there too and update what i want.
By the way, this is what u asked for:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Nigerian+first+lady&go=Go
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 3:35pm On Jan 28, 2012
D ever sensible junkie, pls can u tell me if d office of d first lady is recognised by d U. S. A's constitution and why she have to pay her aides frm d tax payers wealth?
Again, educate me what her role is.
Pls no insults and name calling, i assume u r civil enough. Thnx
Kobojunkie:
WOW!!! Again with the brainless comparisons. You really want to compare the US's Michelle Obama, and the roles she plays on that scene, with that of Patience Jonathan, and her position as a nobody in our system? WOW!
PoliticsMichelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by Funkymallam(op): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2012
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Arrives Addis Ababa With 32 Aides For Au Summit by Funkymallam(m): 3:08pm On Jan 28, 2012
When will Nairalanders grow up by reading well, understanding b4 spewing rubbish?

SR did not bother to tell us hw many govs wives were in d entourage, or they r also her aides?
They bother to skip d presidents own cus it consist mainly ministes and govnors, or is mimiko also d presidential aide?
Am sure their security details are also added as aides.

Pls lests knw d diff btw aides and participants.

Below is a link that tells u d number of aides assigned to Michele Obama, she has 22 aides compared to GEJ 24.

http://www.ourchangingglobe.com/how-many-personal-assistants-does-michelle-obama-have/

quit whining.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA Cup: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 28th January 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 2:12pm On Jan 28, 2012
Yibariba samboribobo.

E don start o, na against big team pool dey always shine. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Arrives Addis Ababa With 32 Aides For Au Summit by Funkymallam(m): 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2012
4everGod1:
These creepy crawlies called GEJ and his Dame would be staying in the best hotels and so would their aides. The would spend money lavishly without any apology to anyone nor would they even remotely consider accounting for it.
What beats my imagination is that some persons,  e.g Beaf, would want to justify any and every move of the Govt.
Bros, this dnt warrant u calling names.
Nigerians hadly pass their comments without insults, curses, abuses n name calling. Its too bad to b identified as such.
U sound so bitter and taking d whole issue personal, calm down and dnt hurt urslf more.
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Arrives Addis Ababa With 32 Aides For Au Summit by Funkymallam(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2012
4everGod1:
@Funkymallam: The woman wouldnt even understand the first thing they would be discussing in the so-colled forum she would be attending. Hence her abvious attempt to block her inadiquacies by taking along such a large entourage.
Thats a diff issue, d point is she have to attend.
Sure she needs cover for her flaws.
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Arrives Addis Ababa With 32 Aides For Au Summit by Funkymallam(m): 8:52pm On Jan 27, 2012
4everGod1:
@Sagamite: Is she even supposed to be at the summit in the first place? Even if her husband decided to take her along then his aides are enough to serve them both. QED
Do urself a favour by clicking d link and find out y she had to b there. Though, i dnt support d large crowd.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is Zenith Banks Salary For Entry Level (teller) Staff. by Funkymallam(m): 4:27pm On Jan 27, 2012
So, sinzel = volla = talknafreehuhhuh
PoliticsRe: Kano Mayhem: Soldiers, Police Killed Civilians, Not Boko Haram – Shekau by Funkymallam(m): 11:18pm On Jan 26, 2012
GenBuhari:
I believe him ooh!

I strongly suspect FG are using Boko Haram to flood the news to distract the masses from fuel protests.

I found it just too much of a coincidence how just when fuel protests took off, Boko Haram suddenly start making noise as if to steal away media exposure from the fuel protests.

I have also been looking at photos of so called Boko Haram bombings and have seen little evidence of bomb victims.

Too far fetched? Nothing is too far fetched for this deceitful government.
Keep quite, i used to think u r intelligent.
This is d rule 'if u smoke dnt post, if u most post dnt smoke'.

Did u hear dem bomb anywhere during d strike and protest?
Y are they threatening NLC?
Jokes EtcRe: Funky Is Damn Back! by Funkymallam(op): 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2012
Thnx Guapo. cheesy
SportsRe: AFCON 2012: Angola Vs Sudan (2 - 2) On January 26th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 6:39pm On Jan 26, 2012
These Sudanese aint smiling.
Jokes EtcRe: Front Page Suggestions From Jokes Section by Funkymallam(m): 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Funky Is Damn Back! by Funkymallam(op): 5:26pm On Jan 26, 2012
^
Every Tom D1ck and Harry is nw grading joke.
Where is my son Ajibel to torment dis baby above me, cus if do nw dem go say na child abuse. embarassed
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad President Pays $26 Million Dowry Sudan Chick (pics) by Funkymallam(m): 5:02pm On Jan 26, 2012
About 4.2 billion naira. shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Nigeria President Urges Boko Haram To Come Out And Talk by Funkymallam(m): 4:23pm On Jan 26, 2012
A good challenge, let dem come out first and see who will dialogue with dem. Cowards!
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad President Pays $26 Million Dowry Sudan Chick (pics) by Funkymallam(m): 4:04pm On Jan 26, 2012
Kai! See money, shebi na sell dem dey sell dem women ni?

If GEJ try use half of this for any woman head, Pacence inclusive, Naija go boil
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Copa Del Rey: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 0) On Wed, 25th January 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 10:17pm On Jan 25, 2012
mukina2:
dani alvez's shot  didnt make it passed the wall . . grin goood! cant stand this derry boi
Gerrout, he s a farm boi grin grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funky Is Damn Back! by Funkymallam(op): 7:25pm On Jan 25, 2012
Thnx  to all ma fans for chuckling, smiling and laffing.
*he enters in grand style as the poster above leads in d chorus, wlkom back wlkm back, we knw u like dat. . .* grin grin cheesy

tot d dustbin above me is #occupyingghana? cheesy

quit hating and give a real yoke.
PoliticsMeet Corrupt Oil Marketers Who Collect Subsidy And Supply No Oil by Funkymallam(op): 2:51pm On Jan 25, 2012
PoliticsRe: Ringim Resign As Ig Of Police by Funkymallam(m): 2:12pm On Jan 25, 2012
Resign ko, retirement ni. He was sacked jare! grin cheesy
Jokes EtcFunky Is Damn Back! by Funkymallam(op): 1:40pm On Jan 25, 2012
On 2go chat.

Boy: can i have ur email pls?
Girl: ihavea_lover@getlost.com
Boy: mine is, Iamyour_father@youaredead.com


Teacher: what is a period?
Pupil: when my sister missef one, my mum fainted, my dad had heart attack and our gateman ran away.


Teacher: I am beautiful, what tense is it?
Student: its obviously past tense.


Wife: why r u so early from wrk?
Husband: my boss asked me tl go to hell.

Lmal
PoliticsRe: Ringim And Others : The Enemies Within. by Funkymallam(m): 1:01pm On Jan 25, 2012
Why not prosecute this IG and d CP? I bliv they knw Sokoto's where about.
GEJ is in deep trouble, even members of his FEC shocked
i dnt envy hom @ all.
PoliticsRe: RINGIM HAS BEEN SACKED! by Funkymallam(m): 12:50pm On Jan 25, 2012
Rumour mongering is fast becoming a profession in my dear kontry. Smh
SportsRe: AFCON 2012: Mali Vs Guinea (1 - 0) On January 24th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2012
mukina2:
hahahaha dem wan fite grin
U too lyk fight jor. grin cheesy
SportsRe: AFCON 2012: Ghana Vs Botswana (1 - 0) On January 24th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 5:27pm On Jan 24, 2012
Bosty better equalize o
SportsRe: AFCON 2012: Ghana Vs Botswana (1 - 0) On January 24th 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 1:44pm On Jan 24, 2012
^^
Wicked u, u want d guy above u to xplode abi? grin cheesy

any team dat played frienly wit us is winning. Zambia, Angola and now Bostwana. Tidy black bois jare cheesy
PoliticsRe: Fresh Blasts And Gunfire Heard In Kano Today, Tuesday 24th Jan. by Funkymallam(m): 11:01am On Jan 24, 2012
The report is true, happened in d early hrs of today but no statement yet.

The issue with @diluminati is that she is too foul tongued for a woman and such might cause trouble for herself n ppl without knwing it. I really pity ppl around her. Smh
PoliticsRe: Furor Within Judiciary As Andy Uba Bribes Justices For Senate Seat by Funkymallam(m): 10:46am On Jan 24, 2012
House of corruption with Obj always d chaiman. Smh

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