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PoliticsRe: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by Funkymallam(m): 9:17pm On Jan 04, 2012
jmaine:
^
Wetin that Lagos diss mean  cheesy  . . . . . . The coming days would be decisive
I hear u bros, Lagosians cant leave their comfort zone, not @ nyt when they all still fuel dia gens to watch epl and other dstv channels.
Here in kano men are donating biscuits, local bread, water and cash to stay put @ d liberation square.
PoliticsRe: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by Funkymallam(m): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2012
Kano liberation square is turning into tahir square in egypt.
Where are those lagos protesters? This is what we call d mother of all protests, even with d chilly weather in kano peeps have refused to leave d liberation sqare, plus d great understanding btw d xtians and muslims, protesting together and watching each other's back.
PoliticsRe: Iweala The Imf/world Bank Agent Vows To Resign If Gej Return To 65 Naira <Rumor> by Funkymallam(m): 5:36pm On Jan 04, 2012
Source: NigerianNewsDesk on twitter.
PoliticsRe: When Will There Be A Mass Protest Against Corruption? by Funkymallam(m): 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2012
How many of our representatives v we been able to recall?
When are we going to stand against jumbo pays and criminal recurrent expenditure? embarassed :/
PoliticsRe: Seun Is Among The Problems Of Nigeria by Funkymallam(m): 9:19am On Jan 04, 2012
So much cry babies on here.
U create a boring thread, ppl ignore it, d onus is on u to keep replying urself to keep it @ d top of the page.
As for pro-Gej thread making d front page, thats not true. Check d front page again, u have d pro-Gej, anti-Gej and others.
U dont force ur opinion down ppl's throat, everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion.
Thnx
PoliticsRe: Latest Release From Our First Lady by Funkymallam(m): 9:36am On Jan 03, 2012
Liar! When and where did she say that?
PoliticsRe: Crowd Forming At Eagle Square Over Fuel Subsidy Removal? by Funkymallam(m): 3:39pm On Jan 02, 2012
What is happening?
Typical Nigerians, leaving d main thing and running after shadows. The topic says crowd gathers @ eagle square, we expect those on ground to give us first hand info, but instead we are all fighing and abusing ourselves, is this how we hope to achieved anything meaningful? Smh

Pls those on ground should info us  that are not in abj:
1. Latest report.
2. Upload picture.
And so on thnx.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Weeps At Madalla Bomb Site by Funkymallam(m): 8:40am On Jan 02, 2012
So much hate on here! Most ppeps here r just transfering aggression, due to d fuel subsidy removal but this is a diff topic.

@topic. He is human, he can sheed tears but not lyk a baby. Its normal
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by Funkymallam(m): 3:10pm On Jan 01, 2012
E don happen.
A good move but deceptive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (1 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 4:29pm On Dec 31, 2011
Bluz 1 Villa 0. Drogba
remaining mata and Ramires to redeem my prediction cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Queens Park Rangers (1 - 0) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 4:17pm On Dec 31, 2011
Where is Aunty Muki? Or no netwrk in her village cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Blackburn (2 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:56pm On Dec 31, 2011
chelseabmw:
yes i never disappoint. . . . up next chelsea vs aston villa cheesy


what r your prediction?
Bluz 3 Villa 1. Drogba, mata and Ramires cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Blackburn (2 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:45pm On Dec 31, 2011
chelseabmw:
so tell me,i comot leg for ground? cheesy grin
At all, u did not disappoint. Best result of the day cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Gej Visits Xmas Day Bombing Site, 6 Days After! by Funkymallam(m): 3:40pm On Dec 31, 2011
Sure, he wont visit there wen u guys xpect, he needs to do it unannouced. Security measures.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Blackburn (2 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:36pm On Dec 31, 2011
chelseabmw:
i dey dance alanta for here ooo
as u dey dance, no dey commot ur leg from ground ooo. grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Blackburn (2 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:17pm On Dec 31, 2011
Common blackburn, u did it against gunnerz, u can still do it again!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Blackburn (2 - 3) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 3:02pm On Dec 31, 2011
chelseabmw:
YAKUBU DON SCORE AGAIN OOOOOOO shocked shocked

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL   2 - 0
^
Make sure ur leg no commot from that ground ooo.
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsKano 2012 Budget: Capital Project- 66%, Recurrent Expenditure- 34%. by Funkymallam(op): 7:28pm On Dec 30, 2011
Gov. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso presented the 2012 budget to the state house of assembly, with capital project gulping the highest percentage 66%.

Gud move there.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/dec/30/national-30-12-2011-006.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (1 - 1) On 27th December 2011 by Funkymallam(m): 6:51pm On Dec 27, 2011
Dreamers grin grin grin grin grin

They want to topple Chelsea. cheesy
RVP wants to break every record available grin grin grin

WAKE UP ARSEEEENNNAAALLLLL.
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Funkymallam(m): 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2011
+
6. They mousewalk. :/
7. They wear tight tops and open their chest. huh
8. They wear pointed shoes. shocked
9. They always look @ guy's butt. ::/ :/
10. They carry weired hair styles. :/

Hope these helps too undecided undecided angry[b][/b]
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 5:07pm On Dec 25, 2011
@all of u reading n enjoying pplls life xperiences, make una share una own small na cheesy since op they sentence some chicken, just for d charge of being old enuf on xmas day grin grin grin grin grin

Those ppl go make pesin turn refugee for im own house embarassed
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2011
freecocoa:
My dear my roomy was supposedly in love,she's a typical example of the saying"love is blind" but in her own case love was also very stuppid,I really don't know what she saw in the dude,she did practically everything for him,it was just as if they were married with her as the husband and him a lazy and irresponsible gold digger of a wife,I preached and talked to her to quit till I almost lost my voice,her eyes cleared when we caught him with another girl(we both went to my family house and she left her keys with him)we came back to school earlier than supposed cos we heard about a test that was fixed,on getting to our lodge I brought out my key to open the door but it was locked from the inside,I didn't even know she gave him her key sef,I was surprised and she then told me that it was her BF inside,I said nothing and knocked,he opened the door and almost fainted on seeing us,he just stood there blocking the entrance,I was like "comot for road na" the next thing was a voice from our room saying"baby I'm through"the rest is better left to your imagination,no be small thing that day sha. That was how his chapter closed o,na speed I use burn that matress buy another one,the dude was really an ARSE.
chei! Dat guy na real movie actor abi na producer sef cheesy
He was literally eating his cake and still having it grin grin grin grin grin
Make dat ur roommate no fall in 'lust' again o, e no favour am embarassed
PoliticsRe: Third Christmas Church Blast In Yobe! by Funkymallam(m): 2:15pm On Dec 25, 2011
This is no longer funny!
shocked shocked shocked ;(
Jokes EtcRe: Boyfrnds On Strike! by Funkymallam(op): 9:30am On Dec 25, 2011
^
its about ppl lyk u dat v spent dia life savings on ladies for xmas. undecided
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 9:26am On Dec 25, 2011
freecocoa:
my Brother believe me,my roomy's BF(though EX now) is worst,atleast your own was a girl,in my case this guy doesn't just stay without leaving,he sleeps over sometimes and that means I'll have to sleep on the rug,some days sef I go out to sleep in a neighbor's room,any day I vex and refuse to go,all I'll keep hearing are some kind funny noise and moans,the most annoying thing is that this dude eats our food with reckless abandon yet he doesn't even reciprocate to his girl not me sef,walahi if I decide to write wetin I suffer for that boy hand eh,na novel e go turn,I'm just happy they are not together anymore cos the guy was an azz.
Kai! I give up, u suffer sha. For a guy passing d nyt in a gf's house that v a roomie n d roomie s around, thats d height of irresponsibility. Then enjoying both local n natural 'food', untop ya head, dat one na madness.
Where ur roomie see dat kind guy na?
Sure u v to seek alternative place to sllep, if u really want to sleep, unless ur want headache with dos useless sounds.
RomanceRe: N.a.n.b Embarks On Warning Strike! by Funkymallam(op): 9:17am On Dec 25, 2011
Praying for that tin above me. cry undecided
RomanceRe: N.a.n.b Embarks On Warning Strike! by Funkymallam(op): 10:32pm On Dec 24, 2011
angry angry undecided
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Funkymallam(m): 10:18pm On Dec 24, 2011
@freecocoa. U v not seen anytin sef, some ladies are worst. I remember my days in sch, my roomie's gurl will come, she will stay for hrs till late @ nyt, nxt passs d nyt. Thinking it was bad enuf, she will end up staying for days. Gosh! Hated that feeling.

@Op. Gr8 job u r doing, keep it up.
CelebritiesRe: Terry G Beaten By Fans by Funkymallam(m): 3:03pm On Dec 24, 2011
Free madtnessss on him grin grin grin
Jokes EtcBoyfrnds On Strike! by Funkymallam(op): 1:17pm On Dec 24, 2011
The national association of Nigerian boyfriends (NANBs) are embarking on a warning strike, to protest the huge budgets presented by Nigerian ladies this season.
The strike takes effect frm 12 midnite 25 Dec. 2011. Renegotiations can only resume 2nd Jan. 2012.
All boyfriends are strongly adviced to keep to d rule, u can mingle but ur responsibilities are limited for now.
Thnx
signed
NANB Sec. Gen.
RomanceN.a.n.b Embarks On Warning Strike! by Funkymallam(op): 1:16pm On Dec 24, 2011
The national association of Nigerian boyfriends (NANBs) are embarking on a warning strike, to protest the huge budgets presented by Nigerian ladies this season.
The strike takes effect frm 12 midnite 25 Dec. 2011. Renegotiations can only resume 2nd Jan. 2012.
All boyfriends are strongly adviced to keep to d rule, u can mingle but ur responsibilities are limited for now.
Thnx
signed
NANB Sec. Gen.

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