I am Occupying my kitchen this christmas. Who will join me ??

Dolche and banana Suit of the runway!!

This is most definately not appropriate . fodder for pedos ! Disgusting !

ifee-gee:
Cute kids,oblivious of all the wahalas going on around them.

Oblivious to the strange man taking thier pictures to share on the internet !!!!

didnt realise he was such a light skinned mofucker

I stole a car yesterday because I thought it would be the end of the world and now I'm wanted by the police... : ( : ( fucki..ng Mayans!

wow!

my dogs Brandy, Mufasa & Rex!

[size=16pt]No money in celeb look alike business for naija ..
Na only to kidnap you ! dey advertise yourself oo, kidnappers too dey read nairaland[/size]

Actually he copied the work at home shit from an old plr article that has been written to death! probably downloaded one of these plr torrents, i think have have it sef . I have lost any respect i had for the jobberman site. I thought it was reputable. The fact that it made front page makes me wonder even more about this nairaland sef! hmm

Congratulations!!
No need to dash joberman money to get jobs

here we go again . so jobberman is now like dbanj??make a post then get ur jobless people to come and do your biding, insulting people and whatnot. Why on earth will you want to squeeze money out of job seekers? U must be a fraud!

Some 80 years after its first launch, the iconic board game of Monopoly has finally released its first African city edition.

A Lagos-themed version of the popular real estate game was unveiled earlier this week, making Nigeria's bustling economic capital the first city in the continent to have a dedicated Monopoly edition.

"Lagos is special, it's a megacity, one of the fastest-growing cities in Africa," says Nimi Akinkugbe, head of Bestman Games which is distributing the Lagos edition.

"But apart from that, Lagos also holds a very special place for Nigerians all over the world. There are about 15 million Nigerians in the diaspora who are very nostalgic about Lagos; it's not just for Lagosians but for people all over the world," she adds.
The affluent Banana Island, a man-made waterfront community boasting multi-million dollar mansions and manicured lawns, was revealed as the game's most expensive property, joining Boardwalk in the standard U.S. edition and Mayfair in the London version.

Many of the squares for the game's upmarket locations feature sponsorship from banks, radio stations and shopping centers. In contrast, the square dedicated to the floating shantytown of Makoko, which is the cheapest piece of real estate in the Lagos edition of the game, was left unsponsored.

Local officials were heavily involved in bringing Monopoly to the sprawling metropolis of some 15 million people. Their goal was partly to promote the city's rich history and landmark sites but also to encourage responsible behavior and inform citizens about laws that are often overlooked.

"You've been caught driving against traffic. Report for psychiatric evaluation," is the message on one Chance card, which issues a fine -- in line with the laws introduced recently by the local government to deal with the city's major traffic problem.

Another card reads: "For using the overhead pedestrian bridge on Worodu Road, move forward three spaces." Akinkugbe explains that many lives have been lost as people tend to cross the express highway by running across the road. "By rewarding the person that uses the overhead bridge by moving forwards three spaces, slowly it begins to sink in," she says.

And there are also references to Nigeria's corruption problem: "For attempting to bribe a law enforcement agent, pay a fine," says another card

"This gives us an opportunity to educate the public about those things," says Akinkugbe. "[It's about] penalizing negative behavior and rewarding good behavior but in a fun and enjoyable way. We all know that learning through play is one of the most powerful forms of learning because it is not forced but is done in a relaxed, easy way."

Akinkugbe says that two other African countries -- South Africa and Morocco -- have a version of Monopoly, but Lagos is the only city in the continent to have its own edition. She says that the Lagos game was sold out within 24 hours of its release, as about 4,000 people got their hands on it.

"Thousands of Nigerian families they are going to be playing Monopoly over Christmas, having a good laugh and learning at the same time, and just appreciating the city," she says.

The first patented version of Monopoly was launched in the United States in 1935 at the height of Great Depression. It has since become arguably the most popular board game in the world, with several localized editions released over the years.
source :- http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/14/world/africa/lagos-monopoly/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1

Red-Light:

wake up son... that gaynian negro intention is to bring dbanj down.. and u follow him dey talk like zombie to bring ur fellow nigerian down.. or are u gaynian poo too? if at all u dont like the song ... u coulda just leave ur comment and ignore the thread afterall no one is gonna force u to like it abi?

You wake up son[b][/b] I am nigerian 110% I dont judge good music based on a persons nationality, if a nigerin is wack then thats just what it is. You minions think spamming this forum will immediately make a burial song wonderful and classic! nonsence . The song i recommended was by kwabena kwabena tilled *aso' you can also listen to kolom , and lots more ..

una don return from break abi? Dont make me start again ooo for this burial song wey dbnj sing

Thanks guys for the laughs ..its pity dbanj has taken the plung by allowing outsiders from the west who r only inetrested in milking whatever they can from his past success and ruin his career.. A few sheckles of silver cant get you far and many young guys full of talent are there to take ur place. I was a fan but the guy has messed up and employing u people to do his bidding only makes it worse. I feel una don earn the 10k wey dem pay you so I am out! but u you talk too much I shall return!

Shame no dey catch una? It is the speakers fault, oh! na ur bandwidth cause am , infact na dr dre headset you need . Wack is Wack!! and nothing can save it !! I have a quad-core gaming desktop with correct headset in a country were the speed of the bandwidth will spin ur head and still.... naija rihanna fall hand !

Red-Light:

u have got ur 2mins attention ... Now do urself a favor... eat rat poison

just trying to make these omo craze people work hard for thier moneyy. Good songs sell themselves! you dont need an army of jobless ants to spam the forum saying how wonderful a very wack song is! Oliver twist is old and needs a junior one , if dbanj cant do it , the recycle bin of music history is calling him

Nice song, i can play this over again . Cant compare to that rubbish they say dbanj released and all those area boys dey call am classic! MayD goodluck ! stick to what u know and ur good at, no go try to be rihanna oo

Dbanj goal for 2013 is to be like RIHANNA!!! D version of rihanna wey so sabi speak english. Omo america dey find tolotolo wey go dey jump for inside video..who get experience ?? Dbanj!

how sad is it that dbanj has to pay all these jobless youths to come here and be faking how wonderfull the song is. EYA!! The END don come !!

My first blogpost to go viraaaaaalll happened for the first time yesterday !!
Dont know if you have noticed but since all this fb LPO stuff and even beforeto an extent external link in fcebook have a weight penalty and dont go round to all ur fans on ur page . Instead they wanT YOU TO PROMOTE IT. but yesterday no restriction at all .Not only did the 40k page fans see the post but an extra 20k more!!!!!!

Maybe makie boy was feeling happy yesterday but it was awesome ...
I heard the Mayans say the world will end on the 21st ..who know maybe another great post day??

Its Official GHANA now rules African Music !! Dbanj dey force english ooo

Oh !! how the mighty have fallen. Dbanj go back to america dey jump like kangaroo for kanye video.
For correct african jams go to youtube and type *Aso* by Kwabena. The ghanaians have taken over !

Dbanj has dumped YORUBA[b][/b] for a terribly delivered english song. Please someone tell dbanj he is not RHIANNA . what nonsense song is this. Beginnging of the end! he has sold his music soul ..please for every dead dbanj there are many talented young guys ready to give us correct hits !!

OMG can someone say yuuuk.com! urrrrghh!! why didnt the tattoo artist paint his own lips red ? like babalawo who claims to make u rich and lives in squalor .

geat thread, didnt know there were so many mums in da haouse.!

Indomie is the ultimate short cut meal . ready in two minutes

I am not physically in nigeria ! dO I NEED TO BE?

you can see my work here:
www.naijatori.com
www.thecomfortzone.se
www.kungar.se
www.career101info.com

all these fulani beggars have cleaned up! Na Somali den dey now?

Cheeky little thing ...My baby was never so clear ,I could never make anything out except the spine and that head he got from his papa

hope its not the nairalander that was considering drug trafficking oo!! Did he not say he was currently working with phone accesories or something

Seun: @funky_medina: if you want links to open in new tabs, hold down the Ctrl key when clicking them. Use Shift to open links in new window.

Unlike many other websites, we offer you that choice.

How on earth was I supposed to know that?? or anyone for that matter!! Its not a great chioce to have from ur perspective & I believe from the visitors perspective too, you dont want people leaving nairaland , let it by default open in a new window and let the choice be the other way round.

Thats the only thing that bugs me. The site is obviously dated but most of the visitors are mostly nigerians from nigeria using mobile phones so i think loading times would be priority when thinking of changes. From a css perpective maybe sprucing up the colour , making the rounded lines thicker .the search button could be smaller and placed on the top right , no need to have site:nairaland in there