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Mr anony: This is so touching especially when one considers the amount of persecution the Chinese church has had to go through. Brings tears to the eyes. To God be the glory forever!

I know right? Things we take for granted ...makes you thank God for where you are because people have it worse in some places

GraphicsPlus: See answer here: http://www.ctrlshiftstudios.com/How-Possible-Is-It-To-Learn-Web-Designing-In-1-Week

I cant believe i actually clicked the link ..hahahahhaa you have time mr+

this is on the front page ..hahaha cant wait to start seeing comments like passing through ..wetin concern garri seller etc

what does Global Nigeria mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcEDPRfHMY
Thank God for them ..

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]We need to talk. Sent u message email[/quote]just replied you , sorry its a few days late

usewisdom: I need a simple Forum Site at such as itfi.net or forumcitizens.com
If you can do it for me
Leave your email and i will contact you directly so we can discuss on it.

My baby forum is being acknowledged I did ITFI.net. Its my maiden forum project, if you want me to help you out let me know . send an email to ashikodim1@hotmail.com . If you have the IT/webskills i will be happpy to tell you how I did it.
cheers

You people are funny, traffic doesnt mean automatic money. Wikipedia with all its traffic is not proffitable, they have to resort to begging for donations. Nairaland ads are scanty...and i personally dont even see them.


I dont think there are any adsense ads on nairaland..as those little squares are definately not google ads!If they ara he is doing himself an injustice. Cause with adsense the bigger the better I'd say

Google is where he will make money from impressions but then ...most of nairaland traffic is from Nigeria and I am sorry to say that doesnt bring money either..as the value of Nigerians click or impression is low ..

So to answere the question who is more profitable ..i will give it to Linda. I dont think I have ever seen an empty ad space on her blog.

soloheater: http:///zricI

I decide to write on this topic because of the experience i had back then, when i was learning HTML/CSS and trying to put up some Google Ads and other codes on my WordPress site.

There were problems i have with HTML and CSS then, i’m used to cramming the whole pages and tried putting it up just as it is shown but it doesn’t work like that. Although when i learnt these things very well i could not neatly add the double ads on the same Line/Row my website.

Setting up Ads on a website isn’t that easy and you need to at least know a little about the Html/CSS to be able to do it without much stress. Apart from the widgets on your admin panel where you can copy and paste your code.

It is easier to put a single Ads (250×250) on your blog or website than the double Ads (250×250, 250×250) staying on the same row, but i will give a code for that.

How to Add:
Just paste the below code on your template where you want this widget to appear.

<table width=”520″ cellspacing=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ border=”0″>
<tr>
<td width=”250″ style=”padding: 5px;” align=”center”>

ADSENSE CODE 1

</td>
<td width=”250″ style=”padding: 5px;” align=”left”>

ADSENSE CODE 2

</td>
</tr>
</table>

Just copy this code and add on your template/theme, then on that place i wrote CODE 1 replace with your own code and you are good to go, remember you can widen or narrow the table size. it all depends on the size of code you want to add on your website.. Goodluck

Wouldnt it be better to put it in a div and float right or left ? I am not a guru, just asking!

ActiveMan: Your last project UTEXTA started 17-Aug-2012 and was sold 6month later. why? are you sure it's not because you are HUNGRY? or because you don't have new people to scam?

Oga CEO are you 12yrs old? Behave urself! Since you have no tact , you should stop responding. Jeeez !! I cant believe all I have been reading the mind buggles

This same op opened a thred in Aug 2011 saying HE just got married and his boss loves his wife. Now op don marry again for FEB and is talking like say e be woman.
OP !! how many times will you marry ?? In ur previous thread u were a man , now your talking of club like a woman??
All these fake threads..i guess its a slow day at nairaland or tonto dike has been dry !

Chumo quit her internship, took her savings and bought a laptop.

hahahaha, i just posted this same thing...great song, how do I delete my thread now??

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Good to see you active on the forum.

priestsam: thanks for the share. You should know how negative some folks are. Still trying to download, the file is large

No one is trying to be negetive. Its a very large file , over 2Gb or so . its on pirate bay ..but you can keep sending emails up and down when you can get the torrent urself and download at ur own pace and resume download if there is a problem. and yes its Udemy thats on pirate bay.

Dont you think there will be a "no follow" on these sites?

i dont get this process. For anyone interested its on piratebay ,just search and you can download it directly urself. what ur doing is already illegal so what hell right?

same heading sef and no reference to where he got the joke from

GraphicsPlus: @funky-medina, you can always do ctrl+u and see the html code. Then click on the style.css to grab the css code and play around with it.

thanks!

AFOLSNETWORKS: I know u to be a copy and paste master, so why do u want to pip at the answer before u do urs?

By the way, what happened to the website links on ur signature?

Ah! copy and paste? E mi ke ? I tried the challenge and didnt get it and it seemed the thread had ended, so i wanted them to show us how they did it, wouldnt that be more useful. All css challenges end with someone doing it and nothing is said of how they did it, i usually go to the site and inspect the element of the page to get an idea of how it was done. Abi are we hording the answer too, you nigerians like to sell everything ..Someone will soon say inbox me fo r the css code
Oga Afolso abeg leff me oo. I removed my site signatures a long time ago. Just felt like it, I am not looking for traffic from naira land.

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*interesting ur asking of my site signatures, are you the one that sent those useless bots to one of my unserious joke sites..i usually get about 1k google trafic, I havent checked the site for a while and today i notice for the past two days i have about 4-6k views ..abeg my jokes are not that funny but the figures make me laugh ..i just put it down to some 14yr old supporters, maybe hahahahahaha! havent been to nl in a few days so who knows whats been happening here.

I like this challenges but wouldnt it be better if the code used to do it was put here so those who didnt get it and look at tit and try. I inspected the element to see what you did but its just a suggestion.

It is Seun I pity . This moderator above and by extention Seun , told a 14yr old to write a post begging for financial assistance from strangers and put him on nairaland front page without consent from his parents or any adult who knows him. Knowing his age and the risk he can face from unscrupulous people you are very lucky his dead body is not on the road from an anonymous person whom you exposed him to who promised to give him a laptop.

When he told the moderator he wanted to sell his app why wasnt he advised to be an active memeber of the forum for people to get to know him and what he is capable of? There is programmer section and web section, when others advertise you ban them yet, you put a minor on the front page begging strangers.

I hope you sell enough Adverts to retain a good lawyer because he can organise to get himself kidnapped and blame it on NL. that is when you will know it is not childs play(excuse the pun)The parents he claims are not there for him and are a problem will show up in full force with church memebers and a whole community

Abroad there are incubators where talents are discovered and grown. If he is good he should be encouraged to take an active part here(nairaland lets see what he programs and does, not believe some bullshiit story and take him straight to front page.

Nobody is saying he should not program or is jealous of him (dont be silly) I hope you guys have learnt a lesson here and saved all his bragging how he is enjoying the publicity and the contradictions your mods deleted cause that maybe what will save you if shiite hits the fan. The moment i close this browser you all dont exist so you can talk trash like the fool above. PEACE!

Slyr0x: Akintayo,

I totally understand where you are coming from.

I know you feel let down that your 13year old son doesn't come close both in intelligence and also the way he writes as compared to Elvis Chidera.

I know it is a bitter pill to swallow and you are trying your best to prove that Elvis aint the one writing.

I know Elvis' case is giving you sleepless nights. .and in between you must have sat your 13year old son down just to know why he aint up there, intellectual-wise.

You enrolled him in computer school and what has he learnt so far?

Mavis Beacon - How to type?
How to use paint?
How to play solitaire?

You shouldn't take it that hard as all fingers are NOT equal.

Look at what this goat is writing...

It is Seun I pity . This moderator and by extention Seun , told a 14yr old to write a post begging for financial assistance from strangers and put him on nairaland front page without consent from his parents or any adult who knows him. Knowing his age and the risk he can face from unscrupulous people you are very lucky his dead body is not on the road from an anonymous person whom you exposed him to who promised to give him a laptop.

When he told the moderator he wanted to sell his app why wasnt he advised to be an active memeber of the forum for people to get to know him and what he is capable of? There is programmer section and web section, when others advertise you ban them yet, you put a minor on the front page begging strangers.

I hope you sell enough Adverts to retain a good lawyer because he can be organise to get himself kidnapped and blame it on NL. that is when you will know it is not childs play(excuse the pun)

Abroad there are incubators where talents are discovered and grown. If he is good he should be encouraged to take an active part here(nairaland lets see what he programs and does, not believe some bullshiit story and take him straight to front page.

Nobody is saying he should not program or is jealous of him (dont be silly) I hope you guys have learnt a lesson here and saved all his bragging how he is enjoying the publicity and the contradictions your mods deleted cause that maybe what will save you if shiite hits the fan. The moment i close this browser you all dont exist so you can talk trash like the fool above. PEACE!

Na wa oo.. with this face both devil and holy ghost will run

all you people can do is delete posts on nairaland . the very rude boy if he is not carefull will learn a very bitter lesson when he googles himself. today is sunday i will pity him ..

Elvisten10: The only pics of me you can find on the internet is the one i snapped with a black chelsea jersery, i think. Also,

Elvisten10: I was telling you that i have only one pics online since then.

Lets keep this thread going. You think someone who wants to part with money will only look at the title and not the content .

Google urself soon and see what comes out. you dont know ur at the webmasters section. You are rude and of no consequesnce . silly boy
I told you no more replies but u want to show you are wise abi? Come to the adult playground unaccompanied and you will get hurt badly .You have been warned

Elvisten10: you keep disgracing yourself not adding. When using opera mini the ip is not constant and its not only used by me, but many opera users. The only pics of me you can find on the internet is the one i snapped with a black chelsea jersery, i think. Also, google has cached elvis chidera is 100% legit. Keep talking about me it just make me popular.

So dual core's photo is a lie !! hahah dont you know people can download pictures and put it back online. There are bloggers looking for story who will feature the 14 yr old scammer with ur picture if ur not careful . My advice to you.
-Do not reply any more posts !

-Shut up and go away

You think you are being popular ...wait until a serious investor will deny you ur dream because of what they have seen online .. Keep replying ..lets make you popular . Javenian(wrong spelling) said they called someone on ur street and asked if they know elvis chidera and they said yes! Ur online personality was traced to you ..or was that a lie also?? Because its based on that staememt people believe ur not lying ..
you will out urself ..keep replying lets make you popular !

Elvisten10: lolz. Am beginning to like you, why are you advertising your ignorance. I use opera mini in all my activities online and all the page i request is being served by their proxy server, thats why my ip always change.

I guess ur image is always changing too smh! I am sure google has already cached all these pages..keep laughing...your name and scammer are forever saved ..! ur image and scammer are forever saved. You think you wise ..you will not shut up and go away ..keep replying me i will keep adding

Elvisten10: one thing is certain, you love the fact that i was called a scammer.

I was going to get off this case but since you responded to me directly let me tell you something. You or people around you are scammers!! Yes I said so!!! Before dual core and co said your were for real someone else had tracked ur ip and posted a picture of you on the front page of nairaland !! (how is that for being safe on the internet)...probably taken from your own web cam without you knowing. I also cross checked that ip on project honey pot and other places and the ip adress has been flagged as a scammer's .

So even if you are not a full blown scammer yet, you are around such people or in the process of becoming one. There is something very suspicious about you[b] or the person writing for you[/b] . Time will expose you maybe not even on nairaland but in the newspapers if no one holds you down now and steers you in the right direction. Make friends with the nairalanders you met and let them mentor you if you have no support network in your family

Thats my opinion and I dont give a shit about ur response or anyone elses. Get ur laptop and whatever money you can milk from these gualible nairalanders and let the webmastrs section return to its usual state. QED!

Is the Pope Catholic??

Judinho59: Nigerian Mentality...

go to school and leave the internet alone. Do you know what non-nigerian mentality is like? Is "guardian" an ibo , hausa or youruba word? Is mentor a nigerian word? I know common sense is not commmon just go away , you and your friend.