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Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m): 11:44am On Dec 09, 2015
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pickabeau1:
So which team will join United in Yuropa League




A. Chelsea
B. Arsenal
C. both
D. none


Make your choice
Definitely 'ASS-ENAL 4 LIFE'! Wenger never dissapoints! I see 'chelsick' scraping through via some underhand tactics as usual!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:39am On Dec 09, 2015
nyabinghi:
Moyes did it, lvg is doing it, when you guys were sucking lvg's cock, I told ya he aint our level, WHERE IS COOGAR to defend his paymaster defraud and lose van gaal. Even moyes topped a tougher group and got to q final and was unlucky against bayern.
'Gbengus' dey for 'Arif' house dey plot how to raise cash so that dem go fit place "europa league bets" for ladbrokes! No dey disturb am abeg!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:16am On Dec 09, 2015
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Leyqute:
LvG is cray. Tight group??! PSV, CSKA n Wolfsburg make a tight group? TF!!! Mancity had a tougher group yet they emerged top...this dude is vomiting trash. Absolute crap
Even michael jackson cannot be as "speechless" as I am right now while watching this man! Even the europa go still end up in true "akpako fashion" for this team and their style of play! Men na summertime I don face now oh, this season has gone down the crapper for moi!
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 10:00am On Dec 09, 2015
Eddygourdo:
mtcheew. You clearly have run out of grammar. But u didn't realise my post u edited has its original version untainted. Guess it got to you. Post something creative and I will respond. Keep bringing out shit jabs from ur ass. I will ignore. Remember I have warned you to desist in future. I will posts pics of u here one day. Truth
Foolish turd! Your father is a bastard if you don't post my pictures till you die! It seems you've forgotten I'm a good looking hunk! Dunce!

You've heard how me and my squad expose fakes like you and you want to attempt to make mouth as if you are connected like that? Fake orangutan like you! WE ARE THE MATRIX! We do all the busting on NL! Not nobodies like YOU! Hopeless pleb! Ha ha ha ha............
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 9:26am On Dec 09, 2015
Eddygourdo:
ok. Ur have done better I will always threaten to leave for u to do better. The only every trophy i will ever be entitled with is this I will claim it. EDDYGOURDO THE KING OF FOOLS AND ASSWIPES. even guess the prototype built from my idiot blueprint was my gay ass
Im a boy whose halistotic idiocy permeates every thread. Anyone who knows me and has heard me has attested to my stupidity and inability to show an upbringing. It must be as a result of the falls I had on my head as a kid or the excessive Love Machine use on my LovePeddler of a mother. My brain us all messed up. That even amongst sperm mine will run our of a pussy instead of inside it. I will not throw jabs to my lord but rather forecast my life. Everything, including my phone reels of poverty, everything in my existence will be be below averages just like my pocket and health. Maybe i don't know it yet fat ass. The idiocy i display is a mental condition. I need to Get the help i need mother fucker
Chaiiii! E don pain am! See the anger in your words as you dey type furiously while boning your ogre like face! You just come dey gbagaun anyhow! Is "robin hood" your cousin?

Senseless, vapid rants as always but at least I get your message! Now gerrarahia men, as I send you on your sorry way with this "tekken style roundhouse"! Eddymagodo! LMFAO!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:16am On Dec 09, 2015
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AFTERMATH RECORDS?


"At the moment, I cannot defend myself because we are out of the Champions League, Every word that I say is the wrong word. But when you see the facts, we went further in the Capital One Cup this season, qualified for the Champions League group stage, we have played all these matches and are still in a very good position in the league."


"The facts say we are better than last year. That's my answer because I can only give facts. I'm also disappointed that we are out of the Champions League."

"This was a tight group so I am not agreeing with any opinion that this was an easy group. I've said to the players, now it's over in the Champions League. You cannot show your qualities any more on the highest podium. It's a pity but we have a lot to fight for the FA Cup and the Premier League."


Louis van gaal.......Sky Sports this morning!!!
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m):
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Eddygourdo:
the next time I see a post of you threaten to finish someone using ur words. I will hunt you down and bleed you out. See the craps you keep posting. The best you can do I see. Mtcheew. Will respond to you when ur brain resets to its usual silly self with decent insults. Remember all I need to get you ranting. Is a simple call FUNLORD.
My friend get the _fuck off the thread jare! You've been trying to look for an exit for almost 45 minutes! Scuzzy demented ass wipe!

Your the the kind of boy that scientists would use as a blueprint to build an _idiot. Senseless coward! GTFOH!!!
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 8:47am On Dec 09, 2015
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Eddygourdo:
don't go all IamLEGEND1 on me. You know he has a good head and ur dont. Remove that pic u dumbo. Be creative. Watch this simple one. Even in an after life. You will still be a fool, all generations shall call you and ur offspring fools. The issue there is that your the type who would shoot "blanks with a clit you call a dick. Never wondered why those mofo u begged in here to fight for u prefer u a bottom not a top". Now I will trigger u again. Please please dumbo. Do better next time. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
Now you are a rapper? Now wonder you bear the name of a video game character! Your _stupidity is so unreal that it had to be programmed like "Eddygourdo's"!

Abeg can I ask you a simple question? As a young simian, did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Because the _moronic qualities you display through your words seem like those of a thing with a cursed destiny! Let's pray kid...he he
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 8:33am On Dec 09, 2015
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Eddygourdo:
I will await ur next post. Seems u always do better after intermittent posts. Just look at the embarrassment you posted above in a war. Just negodu. I need ur next post. So let me trigger ur dull brain. You are a fool. Oya awaiting
WHAT A BORING _MORON!!!

Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 8:20am On Dec 09, 2015
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Eddygourdo:
now u are talking. Game back on. Today ur grammar go finish. To imagine that all the bolocks you ranted came from you is advancement. To give you credit the English was manageable, so tell us again why exactly did you carry the department on ur head GP wise. You are bastard son of illiterate parents, no class no value, you come online to display the rut you learn from porn magazines and call me a chibok boy, oh fool. Guess ur news was heard with the antenna inserted in ur gay ass where girls became boys. Ur unemployed ass wastes away in penury and u have time to seek popularity on a forum. This is breakfast popularity for you. I will sing everytime you mention me and implore you on. Your stupidity must be displayed In its entirety today. You shall not rest toll you have started cursing urself. Touch ur skinny chest and call ur name. Funlord the fool
Why are you so obsessed with my name? I know you worship me but please stop praising me even in defeat! Its embarrassing for you! I can see you don't have enough in the tank to even last up to 30 minutes with me! I'm even using the left part of my brain to spar with you and I'm not impressed!

Whats with all this your "I will wait for you to speak english nonsense? You will curse yourself ideology? You will use grammer that will finish and Jobless crap that your spewing? Must everybody work? Your dad has not worked since the 70's na! And your permanent address on NL is the job section but still no luck! Is it a crime?

After all Your father is here with me and the rest of the jobless crew popping bottles of alomo on such a cold sweet harmattan morning while we wait for your mother to finish licking the balls of emeka the labourer before we take our share from her bleeding _pussy! That's my job for today! Providing your parents with pleasure! Thank me abeg..........lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:22pm On Dec 08, 2015
lipsrsealed

THE TABLE AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW;

Group B;


Team Name. P W D L F A GD PTS


1 Wolfsburg. 6 4 0 2 8 5. 3. 12

2 PSV. 6 2 2 2 6 6. 0. 8

3 Man U. 6 2 2 2 6 6. 0. 8

4 CSKA. 6 1 2 3 4 7 -3. 5
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m): 9:08pm On Dec 08, 2015
freecocoa:
I'm not complaining, I am stating an observation, know the difference.

Btw, you insulted me yesterday but of course, you didn't know that.
Insult YOU! And how if I may I ask? At least I know posts on nairaland don't magically disappear after 24 hours unless maybe that feature began this morning!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m): 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2015
freecocoa:
So the fact that I only shook my head at that post, justified what you posted afterwards? How does shaking my head mean I didn't know you were trying to 'clarify' things?

Civil conversations indeed, I guess you are new on the board or maybe people calling their parents names because they disagree is civil to you.
Generalisation? Anyway direct that complaint to those who "may have called you or others names"! I've never been insulted or insulted anyone HERE! Shalom!
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 8:39pm On Dec 08, 2015
imsuboi:
no. are you? undecided
How can I be? When I'm not the one who created a thread with no source but filled with enough beer parlour gist!

Better go home, sit in a dark corner of your room and think of a new career other than this rumor peddling one you have chosen oh! Shayo na bastard!
Politics › Re: Why Does Evey One Indicted Must Fall Sick by funlord(m): 8:35pm On Dec 08, 2015
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Because Its a sign of them having "end time immune systems"!
Politics › Re: Achike Udenwa Dead? by funlord(m): 8:31pm On Dec 08, 2015
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imsuboi:
info just filtered around Imo State that the former governor has passed onto the great beyond.

i hope its not true though.

stay tuned...
O.p! Are you typing from a beer parlour?
Sports › Re: Where Will Chelsea Finish This Season? Have Your Say... by funlord(m): 7:37pm On Dec 08, 2015
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19th!

They are uber-useless! A disgrace to all prior defending champion teams in world football history!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m): 6:39pm On Dec 08, 2015
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Timbuktou:
Another blatant display of comprehension deficiency. Let me explain that comment of mine you just quoted:

You accuse me of hypocrisy and I ask you to produce evidence (support) of your claims. Alas, you've gone off on a tangent to Kathmandu. Give it up, Mindfulness. Your brain isn't capable of the sort of discussions we want in this thread. Of course, you may reply but this is my last response to you in this thread. Ciao.
For future reference!

Rap Battles › Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Quarter-Final Fixtures|**| by funlord(m):
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PEINDANZO vs JIGSAWKILLAH!

This is your topic:

"The Biography".....................

Pick a person that has been a part of your life. It can be someone as close as family, friends or an associate, or as distant as a rap superstar, athlete producer, dj or political leader. Or as random as a passing stranger. Use the person that's in your head right at the time you start writing the poem as a guide.

Start your poem with the reasons you thought of that person. Be more abstract. I would like to see the 'hidden scripture's in your bars and metaphors. In a witty, dark or sombre way, write about their influence, write about why it bubbles within you. Write about how they motivate, disappoint or impress you. Use your 'mind power' at every opportunity when writing. Good opportunity to be a mature poet here!




P.s: my best friend is getting married on that day so your thread will be up before 10am! No time for dulling!!!
Celebrities › Re: This Harmattan Is Making Me Look Ugly [photos] by funlord(m): 4:16pm On Dec 08, 2015
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No be harmattan cause am, na your lineage fault! Blame that abeg!
Celebrities › Re: Vote For MBGN 2015 Unoaku Anyadike for Miss World - Help Bring The Crown Home! by funlord(m): 4:10pm On Dec 08, 2015
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NEVER! This babe no be am...........
Family › Re: And He Has A 'side Chick' by funlord(m): 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2015
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MrsPhyno:
The person who wrote this is talented ........

Men that cheat need to be castrated grin
And WOMEN that cheat nkor? Beheaded?
Politics › Re: ‘You are Inflicting Hardship On Nigerians’, PDP Tells Buhari by funlord(m): 3:43pm On Dec 08, 2015
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OnankpaBa:
YOU GET TIME DEY ANSWER THAT GUY?
The mama na my friend! She say make I try help their family train the baboon so that him go stop to they disgrace their family for public! No vex!!!
Politics › Re: ‘You are Inflicting Hardship On Nigerians’, PDP Tells Buhari by funlord(m): 3:38pm On Dec 08, 2015
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SeverusSnape:
B00HARI is a heartless dull'ard.

The man doesn't know that Nigerians are suffering. As long as he's able to junket around the world with tax payers money, He doesn't give a hoot.

I don't pity zombies suffering under this dispensation.

B00HARI did it in 1983/84, he will do it again in 2015-2019. Let everyone brace up, Winter is coming.
The vapid rantings of a "Bloody Olodo Rabata"!!!
Politics › Re: Senate Social Media Clampdown - The Hallucination Of Na’Allah By Modiu Olaguro by funlord(m): 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2015
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When you elect this kind of "MR IBU" looking representatives into government? How would you now expect the bills they intend to pass make any sort of sense?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 11:27am On Dec 08, 2015
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by funlord(m): 11:14am On Dec 08, 2015
Pucaxo:
[b]Coming from an insipid sex-starved kid who opened an account with a female name just to "woo" himself in a bid to impress online folks, I guess I might start searching for a new meaning to the words "busy & preoccupied".

Aside scheming new "tactics"of begging ladies on this forum for money, pray-tell, what exactly are you preoccupied with??

Seeing as you look like a burnt offering, one would think you would conduct yourself in a manner that doesn't expose the acute Cerebral Palsy that you're suffering from but instead, you feel its your god-given right to be irredeemably stupidd! I won't argue with you tho.. Strut your stuff boy cheesy.

"Gbadebo aromolaran".... Even your real name sounds like an incarntation of some sorts gringrin.


PS; If seeking "online" relevance is what you need to validate your existence then I must confess, You're a bloated fool! and a complete waste of seminal fluid!! You would've fared better as that cold-slippery sperm, just tricking down the concrete wall of the uncompleted building where your dead-beat dad wanked you out! Ignorant bastardo!![/b]
Daddy come see brother picture oh?

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