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Rap Battles › Re: **± The Kings Of Poet Tourney - Jason21 Vs. St3v3nr3x ±** by funlord(m): 9:23am On Dec 03, 2015
cool

MVGT: jason21

Best graph:

"they raped and had her rendered spineless/
decked her neck with diamonds (p.diddy and bad boy them) / and made her an object of sex and violence/ even her protest was silenced (public enemy I'm sure?)"

These type of bars are what the essence of hip hop poetry are about, your closer could have been epic but it seems you were affected by the "w block"!


As for St3v3nr3x? What's up with the abbreviations? It made your poem look as confusing as your moniker and it also felt disconnected ! All these your excuses sef na wa! Haba bros!
Politics › Re: Dasuki Lists Ex-governors, PDP Chiefs In $2b Deals - The Nation by funlord(m): 7:40am On Dec 03, 2015
angry

Which kind double post be dis na? Seun, abi your servers dey use kerosene to work?
Politics › Re: Dasuki Lists Ex-governors, PDP Chiefs In $2b Deals - The Nation by funlord(m): 7:40am On Dec 03, 2015
angry
Bloody band of looters!
Politics › Re: What Has FG Got To Say Again For Delaying Nov. Salary? by funlord(m): 7:34am On Dec 03, 2015
undecided
Which delayed salary? Abi delayed slave wage?
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by funlord(m): 5:26pm On Dec 02, 2015
soonest:
Oga o! What makes you feel that what is delicious to you will be delicious to others! Just asking!
The texture, smell and taste of good cooking is universally known by all "human beings" ! Unless your taste buds have stopped working
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:10pm On Dec 02, 2015
cool
LLAYKORN and HENZEKIDO! Una thread don set!
www.nairaland.com/2776697/nl-king-poets-2-group#2776697.3
Now get to posting!
Politics › Re: Panic In Jos As Lion Excapes From Unfenced Wild Life Park by funlord(m): 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2015
grin
"Simba the lion king" wan roll round town small!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by funlord(m): 3:50pm On Dec 02, 2015
angry

Again? Buhari the traveller! Try stay house do small work na? Or na because you no dey buy fuel ba?
Business › Re: Meet The 5 Filthy Rich Nigerians Who Made Forbes List Of World Billionaires(pics by funlord(m): 3:44pm On Dec 02, 2015
angry
O.p! Should this thread not be at the celebrities section?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2015
ollah1:
I actually forgot to laugh. BORING!
Forgetting to laugh is a normal reaction for the mentally handicapped, so you are excused!

Now BORING? Is that not the style of soccer your team is renowned for? Why are you reminding us?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
grin

These gayners and their oga self?...


You might not believe this, but Arsene Wenger
has mentioned missing out on signing another player who is now doing very well indeed.


“We really tried to sign Kingsley Coman in the
summer of 2014. The transfer was almost
completed,” Wenger told BeIn sports on Monday evening.

Add him to the list of trophyless excuses :

1: “It’s true, it’s just that 'Messi' didn’t want
to move. In the end, he was comfortable at
Barcelona.”

2;“I would have loved to have managed Didier
Drogba, for two reasons. One, I missed him when he played at Le Mans in France, not even in the top league. I knew there was a good player there and I missed him.”

3;“My biggest regret? I was so close to signing
Cristiano Ronaldo. And not only did I not get him, but he signed for Manchester United.”

4;“It would be up at the top of my list of
regrets. But let’s not forget that Yaya Toure
had an agreement with us, and it’s not because we did not want to sign him that he went to Ukraine.”

5;Zlatan Ibrahimovic was here at the training ground, and then went somewhere else.
He was 16, I asked him to have some training with the first team. He did not want to do it and I did not sign him”

6;“Things happened very quickly. We were
interested in Paul Pogba. We tried to get him
to come here.”

7;“I have been offered many players who could have done well for us. Claude Makelele was close to signing for us, Samuel Eto’o too. I missed a few.”

8;"Raphael Varane was at Lens, and we might
well have caught him there. Yet at the same
time, when you are in charge of a club like Arsenal, you have to wonder why this player is not playing for us.”

9;“We could have got Ronaldinho before he went to PSG.”


Na true! Arsene _wanker! The boss of "e remain small".............Lol!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:57am On Dec 02, 2015
sad
Chestar5:
ollah1, u are not tired of arguing rubbish ryt kiss

even ur supporter dayo is no more here smiley....
You want to advice a man that uses "spermatozoa as soup" to argue reasonably? Save it dearie!!!
Politics › Re: N2.1bn Arms Money Scandal: What I Know About EFCC Probe Of Dokpesi — Lawyer by funlord(m):
shocked

N2 billion? For production of documentary? Abi na 'steven speilberg' bin suppose direct am? Or na 'tom cruise' bin suppose feature for inside? Useless Thieves! _Fuck them up jare!!
Politics › Re: Kemi Adeosun: Nigeria can Save $5bn Annually by funlord(m): 10:26am On Dec 02, 2015
angry Easier said than done biatch!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 10:18am On Dec 02, 2015
wink
Darkenedrebel! Debut album in stores now!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:39am On Dec 02, 2015
lipsrsealed

WHEN WILL THESE SHOTS END? :


"I look at Anthony Martial and worry for him," He looks like a boy who doesn't smile anymore. He doesn't look like he's enjoying himself. The form Memphis Depay is showing hasn't just
happened because he's playing in the Premier
League. That boy probably feels like a
scapegoat. He's in a country relatively close to where he's from, but feeling a million miles away."

"Ander Herrera is hugely popular with the fans
because he makes things happen. Everyone
loves to see players like that, but he's barely
playing and is probably unsettled. These players need freedom; they need to enjoy themselves. Looking further back, why did Angel Di Maria, arguably Real Madrid's best player before he left them, start off great at United after a very good World Cup, then drop his performance by about 80 per cent? It was nothing to do with his house being broken into. You can deal with that."

"Van Gaal puts the fear of God into players. It
has to be his way. He selfishly manages the
team. And no one enjoys it. He needs to improve as a man manager and learn to be more flexible with his players. He may be a successful manager, but he must learn, even at his age to become a good man manager. At the moment, we have to say he's not man managing that team. All those players he's got are not bad players, and they've not played negative football all their lives. He's being incredibly stubborn. Any player who doesn't conform to what he wants is chopped. He looks for a player who's made a mistake,
then drops them for the next game."


Paul Parker(former united defender)...Sky Sports!!!
Politics › Re: Photos: David Mark's Rice, Tomatoes Flood Benue Ahead Of Election by funlord(m): 9:13am On Dec 02, 2015
grin

He is indirectly letting his people know that 'they are suffering and that hunger plenty for idoma land!' Chaii!
Politics › Re: Petroleum Marketers To Get Outstanding Payment Next Week – Kachikwu by funlord(m): 9:09am On Dec 02, 2015
angry With which money? No play with our xmas bonus oh!!!
Politics › Re: Bafarawa , Dasuki , Dokpesi Arrest: Total Clamp- Down On Opposition - PDP by funlord(m): 9:08am On Dec 02, 2015
grin

And so? No be only clamp down, mash down dey come soon for the 'hopeless thieving bastards!!!'
Politics › Re: Bruce Fein Writes Buhari An Open Letter, Read Below.... by funlord(m): 12:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
angry

Who the _fuck is bruce fein sef? He should have written a closed letter because nobody send am for naija!!!!
Politics › Re: MASSOB Leader, Uwazuruike Expelled For Allegedly Embezzling N100m by funlord(m): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2015
grin
"BIASCAM"!
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 8:12am On Dec 01, 2015
grin
darkenedrebel:
clueless clueless clueless baseless


First of all - you have no proof that I'm the punisher..
secondly like i said before the punisher and about 4 new accounts messaged via email to ask that i include them in the Kings Tourney after i opened the sign-up thread. they said they were facebookers ..and of course i had to include em..


thirdly, the verse the punisher posted had been posted by me in a group consisting of Giyazz Obesemf Limerick Jreyez Blaqbones and thünderstorm...I told them my friend[Randy] would like to join the audio cypher and i posted that to prove he is up to par....
now, why would i create an alternate to repost that same verse on nl knowing they have all seen on whatsapp? that alone sounds utterly ridiculous...
And when I said The punisher was randy - i was making assumptions
why did i make an assumption that the punisher was randy? - because i have been inviting randy to nl since last year, and saw an unknown account post his verse on nl which made me think it was prolly Randy
i was waiting for the punisher to say he was randy but he hasn't logged in since then...i even messaged randy to ask if he was the punisher..
i was at a party when i hastily made that post- when i got home and was more relaxed i decided to go through punisher's post and that's when i knew he couldn't be randy..
he used nigerian metaphors & randy thorson is from .

i have also started look at it in another perspective cos a lot of people have been impersonsting my account...one got banned by a mod last week for creating a female account and naming it - DARKENREBEL- there was no ED in it but you wouldn't have spotted it on time..
another one created DARRKKREBEl..another one created MikegbadeboXZ which you can find in that Dark Can't Rebel With Light thread..you can check for this thread and look out for the last commenter..

my point is -Why is Giyazz AND Jason always popping out as soon as thepunisher makes a comment
i know the length at which these guys can go m.
I'm gonna remove Jason out of the equation now cos he doesn't know randy..The person that knows Randy Thorson here is GIYAZZ and that's because I introduced giyazz to him...Why is it also the particular verse i sent to the whatapp group comprising of GIYAZZ and co. that the Punisher account decided to post!!!!! .is that a coincidence?
answer is no- Open your eyes folks
GIYAZZ IS THEPUNISHER

he pretended to be in good terms with my account and used the tourney as an excuse to create a new account..
¤¤by associating himself with me with the punisher account he also made people think I am thepunisher... he pops out whenever punisher is online..Even yesterday-i looked at the time difference between Thepunisher's post and that of Giyazz..it was barely up to 5 minutes ...
look at the punisher's battle verses and look at that of giyazz...does darkrebel do monotone flow? answer is no....study my verses...i hardly use conjunctions and i have a very different style of punchlining...giyaz on the other hand scripts like Thepunisher. .
moral is - Giyazz had the Randy's verse i sent him on whatsapp and as a result of our beef - he decided to taint my image - by posting it with his alternate with he made people believe was me and by using his real account to accuse his fake account..

I can't believe i was this blinded and couldn't see the obvious..nice one Giyazz..don't forget to pick up an acting form in PEFTI...
and i think I should send my application letter to Quntico..I'd make a good FBI agent



¤¤¤¤you accused me of multiple accounts as well..guess what i do have multiple accounts which were created only because i got banned...last time i checked Sëun does not have any rule against that..in fact he is making his money off it..so why are you having headaches over something that isn't your concern..is nl your site...
and for the record these are the only accounts i have - Darkenedrebel and Classyalabolass..
The other one which is Kradleber was a makeshift account created by Pëëparty[a membet of nl and also among the campaigners for Töhpaž].i only used that account mainly in campaigning for Töhpàz to win Miss NL competition..after that i left it... besides i wasn't hiding - Kradleber is Darkrebel backwards.. if i create any account I make sure people know it is me..i never hide...so your accusation is baseless...


.on the Raplinx issue.- the battle was in 2014 before i joined nl or even knew about nl...And yes i used some generic bars which strëetwize and ibime have used before but it is not biting..the setups were different ..and it was a light freestyle battle hastily done and concluded just 1/2 hours after sayge and I agreed to battle...i didn't have time or wasn't in the mood to write and decided to use the most generic things eg flipping coins/getting heads/medusa/stoned/spinning like revolving doors etc...
.Most of you don't know Korlinx aka Raplinx like i do ..he is only pained that i busted him when he bit 5 bars from coogar word for word to use in DRD....



and lastly.. I am not clasiksäm for the umpteenth time..it seems you fools just like to affiliate any new account as mine.. i battle clasiksàm here so how can he be me?
i told clasikssam to sign up for the audio cypher which he did but pulled a no-show..
now why would i do that if i was him? do we sound the same? won't it be easily noticed that it was Darkrebel rapping? .
sometimes una dey make accusations without brain... .
check the screenshot below - that is Clasikssam's aaka Onome samul
i woulda dropped his FB account but nl rules don't allow plus i don't have to prove anything ..


look closely at the BBm chat...i've tried to zoom i..this was me sending the audio thread link to classiksam and asking him to ppst his bars
date: October 20..

once again, you are clueless....


and I advise you stop having delusions...I have beaten you five times...move on and stop trying to taint my legacy..

...
Epistle of trash from a renowned 'OLE'!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 7:48am On Dec 01, 2015
Where's the apology and confession? Mikuz that said he was turning a new leaf and taking charge of this section has been silent! I wonder why? This is a litmus test for your 'mod-bility' and so far you are not covering yourself in glory!
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 7:36am On Dec 01, 2015
huh


So does this mean that obesemf has had the title reinstated? Since darkenedrebel obviously won their title battle through dracularism!
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m):
tongue

I'm not with the permanent ban camp, but this was 'sharkrebel' acting all sanctimonious and suggesting various types of justice to be given to 'bars' when that punk was caught biting from a chick! So going by his own logic...............


www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/730



By the way 'mongrebel' dis your album cover tap!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 1:46pm On Nov 30, 2015
cool

I saw the bitten verses too! That was why I made the "shark-itis post on the battle thread and uploaded that shark biting logo!"

I've also noticed that rebel has deleted the facebook posts! HE IS GUILTY! As guilty as 'gbenga' was! Unfortunately his pathetic attempts at deflecting attention from the truth has just made him look like more of a "villainous _imbecile" than a "villan"! The childs life is just "one big epic fail"!!!
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 12:23pm On Nov 30, 2015
grin
Reyginus:
Dark Rebel, you didn't answer my question. Did you bite Ibim.e and/or Streetwise? A simple yes or no will do.
Wait small! The LIE he is about to serve you is still in the microwave! Give him time!!!!
Politics › Re: Biafra Is Dead And Buried – Akinjide by funlord(m): 12:11pm On Nov 30, 2015
grin
Was it ever alive in the 1st place?
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: It Is Time For Fuel Subsidy To "Rest In Peace" by funlord(m): 12:06pm On Nov 30, 2015
angry
Geraraheremehn:
Op what are you saying?? The junketeer in chief said he doesn't know what subsidy entails and your saying he should remove it are you a learner??



P.s : Buhari is a bloody terrorist...my fellow people of Maltina cheesy grin
See how you are still reasoning upon your old age? Now I know why your mother was telling me that she has to spit on the ground in disgust everytime she sees you entering her house! Brain dead bastard!!!

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